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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Corn GMO, Yo Ho Ho: A Statistical Tale of Nebraska Maize and Global Pirate Raise
The Journal of Agricultural Adventures
r=0.937 · 95% conf. int. [0.809,0.980] · r2=0.878 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stalk-ing the Truth: A Maize-Ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Headache-Related Google Searches in North Dakota
The Journal of Agricultural Absurdities
r=0.901 · 95% conf. int. [0.756,0.962] · r2=0.812 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Finding the Pipe-dream: The Link Between Master's Degrees Awarded in Engineering and the Plumbing Profession in Oklahoma
The Journal of Irreverent Engineering Studies
r=0.983 · 95% conf. int. [0.928,0.996] · r2=0.967 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Smashed Avocado: The Guac-nectedness Between Associates Degrees in Science Technologies/Technicians and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast'
The Journal of Culinary Science and Millennial Studies
r=0.985 · 95% conf. int. [0.941,0.996] · r2=0.970 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lingual Learning and Lurking: Linking Bachelor's Degrees in Foreign Languages, Literatures, and Linguistics to Google Searches for 'how to delete browsing history'
The Journal of Language Studies and Internet Behavior
r=0.981 · 95% conf. int. [0.919,0.996] · r2=0.962 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Soy Exciting! A Curious Correlation: Genetically Modified Soybeans and the Number of Logisticians in Alabama
The Journal of AgroEconomic Anomalies
r=0.936 · 95% conf. int. [0.838,0.976] · r2=0.876 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Toby or Not Toby: A Taper-tastic Tale of Texas
The Journal of Comedic Genetics and Biological Humor
r=0.869 · 95% conf. int. [0.676,0.950] · r2=0.754 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Septic Tank Servicers to Sewer Pipe Cleaners: Unearthing the Kerosene Connection in Falkland Islands
The Journal of Unlikely Connections
r=0.821 · 95% conf. int. [0.585,0.929] · r2=0.674 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Long Arm of the Law: Exploring the Relationships between Criminal Justice and Law Enforcement Teachers and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Idaho
The Journal of Criminal Justice and Pedagogical Studies
r=0.776 · 95% conf. int. [0.328,0.939] · r2=0.601 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Mutt-hematical Relationship Between Interplanetary Proximity and Vet Assistants in North Dakota: A Pawsitively Surprising Connection
The Journal of Cosmic Canine Studies
r=0.619 · 95% conf. int. [0.244,0.833] · r2=0.384 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Charting Felisha's Fame: A Cartographic Connection in New York
Journal of Celebrity Cartography
r=0.844 · 95% conf. int. [0.612,0.942] · r2=0.713 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Going to Extra Innings: Unveiling the Curious Correlation between Production, Planning, and Expediting Clerks in the District of Columbia and Wins for the Washington Nationals
The Journal of Unlikely Statistical Associations
r=0.712 · 95% conf. int. [0.393,0.878] · r2=0.506 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Power Play: The Surprising Link Between Nuclear Power Plants and Atlanta Braves Ticket Sales
The Journal of Unconventional Correlations
r=0.720 · 95% conf. int. [0.540,0.837] · r2=0.518 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Serving Up Success: A Grand Slam Connection Between Roger Federer's Finals and the Culinary Scene in Alaska
Journal of Culinary Anthropology and Sports Science
r=0.898 · 95% conf. int. [0.686,0.969] · r2=0.806 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Net Gains and Search Trains: A Game, Set, Match Study of Maria Sharapova's WTA Title Count and Google Searches for 'Panama Canal'
Journal of Sports Analytics and Cultural Geography
r=0.676 · 95% conf. int. [0.227,0.888] · r2=0.457 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Valerie Effect: A Breath of Fresh Air or a Polluted Name?
Journal of Personality and Social Psychology of Quirky Twists
r=0.769 · 95% conf. int. [0.610,0.869] · r2=0.592 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Nautica Nomenclature: A Breath of Fresh Air or a Cloud of Pollution?
Journal of Marine Ecology and Conservation
r=0.889 · 95% conf. int. [0.780,0.945] · r2=0.790 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Inferno Economics: Unraveling the Sooty Connection Between Air Pollution in Miami and Arson in the United States
Journal of Environmental Criminology
r=0.672 · 95% conf. int. [0.449,0.816] · r2=0.452 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clear Skies and Smooth Sailing: Uncovering the Air Pollution-Hydropower Connection
The Journal of Ecological Engineering and Atmospheric Science
r=0.525 · 95% conf. int. [0.263,0.715] · r2=0.276 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Printing Press Operators in Rhode Island: A Rainy Relationship with San Francisco
The Journal of Regional Print Communication
r=0.912 · 95% conf. int. [0.726,0.974] · r2=0.832 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The 'Cagey' Connection: A Correlation between Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's and Google Searches for Nicolas Cage
The Journal of Unlikely Correlations
r=0.879 · 95% conf. int. [0.698,0.954] · r2=0.772 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Great Minnesota Groundskeeper Stock Stumper: A Rhyme-Time Analysis of State Street's Stock Price
The Journal of Financial Fun and Minor Mysteries
r=0.838 · 95% conf. int. [0.629,0.934] · r2=0.702 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

To Uranus and BKR Stock Price: A Celestial Connection Divine
The Journal of Interstellar Finance and Cosmic Economics
r=0.659 · 95% conf. int. [0.329,0.846] · r2=0.435 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Googly Connection: Googling 'Google' and the WBD Stock Rollercoaster
The Journal of Internet Search and Financial Volatility
r=0.870 · 95% conf. int. [0.678,0.951] · r2=0.756 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Marching to the Market: Mapping Military Technologies and Applied Sciences Bachelor's Degrees to Alphabet's Asset Ascendancy
Quantum Quirks: Journal of Humorous Science
r=0.988 · 95% conf. int. [0.948,0.997] · r2=0.976 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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