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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Clearing the Air: The Relationship Between Air Pollution in Ithaca and Viewership Count for Days of Our Lives
The Journal of Environmental Serendipity
r=0.880 · 95% conf. int. [0.766,0.940] · r2=0.774 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Dusty Connections: Exploring the Link Between the Popularity of the Name Dusty and Air Pollution in Toledo
The Journal of Unlikely Correlations
r=0.756 · 95% conf. int. [0.590,0.861] · r2=0.572 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Pollution in Anchorage: An Unexpected Influence on the Viewership Count for Days of Our Lives
The Journal of Environmental Soap Opera Studies
r=0.760 · 95% conf. int. [0.593,0.864] · r2=0.577 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Correlating Kerosene Consumption in Peru with Pollution in the Political Precincts of Washington, D.C.
The International Journal of Ecological Economics and Political Ecology
r=0.849 · 95% conf. int. [0.734,0.916] · r2=0.720 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fumes of a Feather: Exploring the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Vallejo, California, and Jet Fuel Usage in Saint Vincent/Grenadines
The Journal of Ecological Quirks
r=0.825 · 95% conf. int. [0.632,0.922] · r2=0.681 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clear Skies, Mickey Ears: Investigating the Impact of Phoenix Air Pollution on Disneyland Visitors
Journal of Amusement Park Environmental Studies
r=-0.895 · 95% conf. int. [-0.965,-0.706] · r2=0.800 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lunar Lunacy: The Celestial Connection to DC's Dirty Air
The Interstellar Journal of Environmental Astronomy
r=0.929 · 95% conf. int. [0.873,0.961] · r2=0.863 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Building a Foundation: The Architectural Degree-Seekers and Secretary Synchronicity in the Virgin Islands
Journal of Coastal Architecture and Island Studies
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.939,0.997] · r2=0.972 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Booming Brokering: Transportation Education and AMD Stocks Soaring in Synchronization
The Journal of Transport Finance and Market Trends
r=0.965 · 95% conf. int. [0.856,0.992] · r2=0.932 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The American Cheese Squeeze and SBA Comms' Ease: A Correlational Reprise
Cheeseology Quarterly
r=0.943 · 95% conf. int. [0.859,0.978] · r2=0.889 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Stroke of Stock: The Sonny-Sherwin-Williams Connection
Journal of Colorful Connections
r=0.983 · 95% conf. int. [0.957,0.993] · r2=0.966 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stocking Up on Gunners: A Name-dropping Analysis of Coterra Energy's Performance
The Journal of Financial Quirkiness
r=0.922 · 95% conf. int. [0.815,0.968] · r2=0.850 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Voluminous Vernal Vog: A Vicarious View of Air Pollution and Rio Tinto's RIO Stock Price
The Journal of Ecological Economics and Environmental Ethics
r=0.659 · 95% conf. int. [0.329,0.846] · r2=0.435 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Degree of Debt: Exploring the Correlation Between Social Sciences and History Bachelor's Degrees and Bill Collector Proliferation in Colorado
Journal of Economic and Social History Research
r=0.976 · 95% conf. int. [0.899,0.995] · r2=0.953 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Agriculture and Resources Masters: Pharmacists' Thriving Saviors
The Journal of Sustainable Pharmacy Economics
r=0.935 · 95% conf. int. [0.742,0.985] · r2=0.874 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Master’s Touch: Unveiling the Playful Connection Between Park & Rec Studies and Johnson & Johnson’s Stock Price
The Journal of Recreational Economics and Investments
r=0.970 · 95% conf. int. [0.872,0.993] · r2=0.940 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Pipe Dreams of Academia: A Correlational Study of Plumbers and Professors
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Pipe Studies
r=0.955 · 95% conf. int. [0.854,0.987] · r2=0.913 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shedding Light on the Broker-Solar Connection: An Illuminating Investigation
Journal of Solar Economics and Energy Brokerage
r=0.932 · 95% conf. int. [0.731,0.984] · r2=0.868 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches
The Journal of Retail Display and Merchandising Studies
r=0.820 · 95% conf. int. [0.573,0.931] · r2=0.673 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Examining the Eccentric Equation: Exploring the Examiners-Exceeding Effect on the Enigmatic Envelopes of LP/Vinyl Album Sales
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Analysis
r=0.927 · 95% conf. int. [0.806,0.974] · r2=0.860 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

High Altitude Theology: Exploring the Divine Connection Between Theology Degrees and Aviation Careers in Maryland
Journal of Airborne Theology
r=0.874 · 95% conf. int. [0.544,0.970] · r2=0.764 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Polishing Connections: The Surprising Link Between Manicurists and Pedicurists in Kentucky and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Belarus
The Journal of Transcontinental Cosmetology and Green Energy Usage
r=0.785 · 95% conf. int. [0.515,0.914] · r2=0.617 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cartographers in Arkansas and the Curious Case of Britney Spears
The Journal of Geographical Oddities and Pop Culture Analysis
r=0.843 · 95% conf. int. [0.583,0.947] · r2=0.711 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sink or Swim: The Dental Dilemma in Vermont and Its Relation to Global Shipwrecks
The Journal of Maritime Dentistry
r=0.655 · 95% conf. int. [0.091,0.901] · r2=0.429 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stalk-ing the Connection: Corn GMO Usage and the Judicial Headcount in Indiana
The Journal of Agricultural Anecdotes
r=0.839 · 95% conf. int. [0.622,0.936] · r2=0.704 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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