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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

The Usher Connection: Stan-ley of Popularity
The International Journal of Pop Culture and Fame Studies
r=0.700 · 95% conf. int. [0.372,0.872] · r2=0.489 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Butter Consumption and Labor Production: A Gouda or Brie Connection?
The Dairy Digest
r=0.808 · 95% conf. int. [0.559,0.923] · r2=0.653 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

To Protect and Perform: The Beat Between Police Count and Album Amount
Journal of Cultural Criminology and Musical Analysis
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.921,0.991] · r2=0.946 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Connect the Dots: The Set and Exhibit Designers-Plane Crashes Correlation in New Mexico and Beyond
The Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.711 · 95% conf. int. [0.379,0.881] · r2=0.505 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Checking In on Jet Setters: The Unlikely Link between Transportation Inspectors in Delaware and Jet Fuel Consumption in Namibia
Journal of Global Transportation and Environmental Dynamics
r=0.826 · 95% conf. int. [0.559,0.938] · r2=0.682 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cultivating Connections: The Plow and Search for Health
The Journal of Agrarian Wellness
r=0.850 · 95% conf. int. [0.645,0.941] · r2=0.722 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Destiny's Child or Baseball Babe? The Name Destiny's Connection to Cleveland Guardians' Runs Scored
Journal of Sports Psychology and Behavioral Science
r=0.598 · 95% conf. int. [0.377,0.754] · r2=0.357 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Jeremiah's Touchdown: The Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Jeremiah and the Points Scored by the New England Patriots
The Journal of Quirky Statistical Investigations
r=0.753 · 95% conf. int. [0.596,0.854] · r2=0.567 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Federer and Israel: A Name Fame Game
The Journal of Athlete Monikers and Cultural Significance
r=0.858 · 95% conf. int. [0.582,0.957] · r2=0.736 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Cotton Fields to Country Roads: Unraveling the GMO-Motorcycle Connection
The Journal of Agricultural Genetics and Transportation Studies
r=0.849 · 95% conf. int. [0.666,0.936] · r2=0.721 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Rylee Renaissance: Investigating the Relationship between Rylee's Rising Popularity and Soybean GMO Adoption in Missouri
The Journal of Agro-Pop Culture
r=0.906 · 95% conf. int. [0.789,0.960] · r2=0.821 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Maizey Genetics: The GMO Connection to I Can't Even Search Queries in Ohio
The Journal of Genetically Modified Organism Studies
r=0.891 · 95% conf. int. [0.741,0.956] · r2=0.794 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Harrison's Handle: How a Name Nudges the Nasdaq
Journal of Behavioral Finance and Quirky Names
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.807,0.967] · r2=0.844 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Astro-Nomic Effects: Exploring the Galactic Influence on AEM Stock Price
The Journal of Cosmic Economics
r=-0.828 · 95% conf. int. [-0.926,-0.625] · r2=0.686 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Planetary Proximity and Pharma Fortunes: Unveiling the Influence of Neptune-Uranus Distance on Novo Nordisk Stock Price
The Journal of Interplanetary Economics and Finance
r=0.931 · 95% conf. int. [0.839,0.971] · r2=0.867 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Seeds and Striker: Investigating the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Cultivation in California and Wayne Rooney's Goal Scoring in the English Premier League
The Journal of Quirky Agricultural and Sports Research
r=0.887 · 95% conf. int. [0.724,0.956] · r2=0.786 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fielding the Odds: Exploring the Score-spin Connection Between NCAA Field Hockey and Nevada Slot Machines
Journal of Sports Analytics and Gambling Studies
r=0.596 · 95% conf. int. [0.345,0.767] · r2=0.355 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pitching Strikes: The VerlandER Effect on Belizean HydRO-power
The Journal of Eclectic Eco-Energy Research
r=0.816 · 95% conf. int. [0.551,0.931] · r2=0.665 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMOs in Georgia: Generating Gambia's Gigawatts
Journal of Agricultural Advancements
r=0.979 · 95% conf. int. [0.948,0.991] · r2=0.958 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Soybean Saga: Unveiling the Connection Between GMO Adoption in Missouri and the Global Proliferation of Hollister Stores
The Journal of Agricultural Fashion Economics
r=0.860 · 95% conf. int. [0.693,0.939] · r2=0.739 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Quenching Thirst, Quenching Stock: An Aquatic Examination of US Bottled Water Consumption and Walt Disney Company's Stock Price
The Aqua Economics Review
r=0.956 · 95% conf. int. [0.893,0.982] · r2=0.914 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

: Seed to Pump: An Unlikely Alliance between GMO Cotton in Texas and Gasoline in Finland
The Journal of Transcontinental Agro-Energy Studies
r=0.977 · 95% conf. int. [0.946,0.990] · r2=0.955 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Cotton and Currents Connection: Assessing the Correlation Between GMO Cotton in Texas and Electricity Generation in Antigua and Barbuda
Journal of Agricultural Innovations and Global Energy Dynamics
r=0.984 · 95% conf. int. [0.961,0.993] · r2=0.968 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Soy Petroleum Connection: Unveiling the Relationship Between Soybean GMO Use in South Dakota and Petroleum Consumption in French Polynesia
The Journal of Agroecological Interconnections
r=0.906 · 95% conf. int. [0.784,0.961] · r2=0.821 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMO Gag: Gauging the Gossypium and Lockheed Link
The Journal of Genetically Engineered Agriculture and Technology
r=0.912 · 95% conf. int. [0.775,0.967] · r2=0.831 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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