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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

American Cheese: The Cheesy Connection to VeriSign's Stock Price (VRSN)
Journal of Culinary Finance
r=0.925 · 95% conf. int. [0.816,0.970] · r2=0.855 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Tesla's Tumultuous Tango with Taos' Tainted Air: TSLA and Taos Air Pollution Paradox
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Economics
r=0.992 · 95% conf. int. [0.969,0.998] · r2=0.985 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spinning Profits: The Sound Investment of LP/Vinyl Album Sales on Autodesk's Stock Price
The Journal of Musical Economics and Financial Analysis
r=0.969 · 95% conf. int. [0.925,0.988] · r2=0.940 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sunshine Stocks: Shedding Light on the Correlation between Estonian Solar Power and AMD's Stock Price
The Journal of Solar Finance and Market Analysis
r=0.987 · 95% conf. int. [0.955,0.996] · r2=0.973 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Ark of Engineering: Exploring the Gaseous Connection between University Faculty and LPG Consumption in Malawi
The Journal of Comedic Engineering and Alternative Energy Studies
r=0.898 · 95% conf. int. [0.714,0.966] · r2=0.806 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Agrarian-Critter Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Agricultural Sciences Teachers in Florida and Visitors to SeaWorld Florida
The Journal of Floridian Agriculture and Animal Behavior
r=0.946 · 95% conf. int. [0.842,0.982] · r2=0.895 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Peel Deal: Examining the Relationship Between US Household Spending on Processed Fruits and the Number of Conveyor Operators in Arizona
Journal of Culinary Economics
r=0.828 · 95% conf. int. [0.607,0.930] · r2=0.685 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Degrees of Flight: A Master's Degree in Education and its Impact on Avionics Technicians in Tennessee
The Journal of Aeronautical Education and Professional Development
r=0.936 · 95% conf. int. [0.717,0.987] · r2=0.875 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Ariels in Michigan: Making Waves in Fashion Design
Journal of Aquatic Aesthetics
r=0.924 · 95% conf. int. [0.804,0.972] · r2=0.854 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Beasts and Blasts: The Relationship Between Animal Control Staff and Jet Fuel Usage
The Journal of Aviary Anthropology
r=0.649 · 95% conf. int. [0.225,0.866] · r2=0.421 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Heating up the Data: Exploring the Relationship Between Gas Plant Operators in Michigan and Google Searches for 'Easy Bake Oven'
The Journal of Quirky Social Science Research
r=0.935 · 95% conf. int. [0.791,0.981] · r2=0.874 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Thomas Trend: Tracking the Tally of Statistical Assistants in The Sunshine State
Journal of Quantitative Sunbelt Studies
r=0.965 · 95% conf. int. [0.912,0.986] · r2=0.932 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Statistical Assistants and Kerosene: Uncovering a Surprising Connection Between Colorado and Australia
The Journal of Quirky Statistical Discoveries
r=0.727 · 95% conf. int. [0.393,0.891] · r2=0.528 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Green Grooves: The beet between US household spending on processed vegetables and the crescendo of music directors and composers in Tennessee
Journal of Groovy Economics
r=0.825 · 95% conf. int. [0.582,0.933] · r2=0.680 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Statistical Surplus: The Surprising Link Between Statisticians in Michigan and the Stock Price of ORIX Corporation (IX)
The Journal of Quirky Statistical Connections
r=0.812 · 95% conf. int. [0.576,0.923] · r2=0.659 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Stamp of Approval: A Post-tastic Correlation Between Household Expenditure on Postage and Stationery and the Number of Tapers in Texas
The Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies
r=0.803 · 95% conf. int. [0.537,0.923] · r2=0.644 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Minds Over Matter: The Philosophical Predicament of Burglaries in the District of Columbia
Journal of Urban Ethical Dilemmas
r=0.968 · 95% conf. int. [0.866,0.993] · r2=0.937 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Tongue Twisters: The Lingering Effect of Foreign Language Degrees on Triplet Birth Rates in the United States
The Journal of Language Acquisition and Multiples
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.886,0.994] · r2=0.947 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Deflating the Notion: The Air-y Connection Between Engineering Master's Degrees and Automotive Air Bag Recalls
The Journal of Mechanical Mishaps and Magnificent Master's Degrees
r=0.970 · 95% conf. int. [0.873,0.993] · r2=0.940 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lost in Translation: Exploring the Linguistic Influence on Deforestation in the Brazilian Amazon
The Journal of Eco-Linguistics
r=0.982 · 95% conf. int. [0.922,0.996] · r2=0.964 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Whey to Crime: A Dairy Tale of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Robberies in Arkansas
International Journal of Food Criminology
r=0.851 · 95% conf. int. [0.715,0.925] · r2=0.725 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lost in Translation: Uncovering the Unlikely Link Between Foreign Language Degrees and Burglaries in Arkansas
The International Journal of Linguistic Forensics
r=0.965 · 95% conf. int. [0.856,0.992] · r2=0.932 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Milk Mirth and Misdeeds: Exploring the Dairy-Robbery Relationship in North Carolina
The Journal of Bovine Behavioral Economics
r=0.944 · 95% conf. int. [0.888,0.973] · r2=0.892 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Curds and Crimes: An Empirical Investigation into the Relationship between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts
The Journal of Dairy Delinquency
r=0.933 · 95% conf. int. [0.865,0.967] · r2=0.870 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Pilfer and the Bill: Exploring the Correlation between Burglaries and Bill Collectors in Ohio
The Journal of Social Peculiarities Research
r=0.950 · 95% conf. int. [0.875,0.980] · r2=0.902 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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