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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Drawing a Breath of Fresh Air: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Wichita and the Depiction of Politics in xkcd Comics
The Journal of Atmospheric Satire
r=0.776 · 95% conf. int. [0.287,0.944] · r2=0.603 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Bay City Air and Norway Kero: A Quirky Co-Relato in Tales of Fate
The Journal of Serendipitous Synchronicities
r=0.655 · 95% conf. int. [0.441,0.798] · r2=0.429 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Tia's Popularity and Air Quality: A Pollution Polarity in Washington Court House, Ohio
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Studies
r=0.834 · 95% conf. int. [0.670,0.921] · r2=0.696 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Smoke and Fires: Unraveling the Burning Connection Between Air Pollution in Dallas and Arson in the United States
Journal of Arsonology
r=0.780 · 95% conf. int. [0.613,0.880] · r2=0.608 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Rain or Shine: A Precipitous Connection Between San Francisco Rainfall and Missouri's Preschool Special Education Teachers
Journal of Meteorological Pedagogy
r=0.876 · 95% conf. int. [0.583,0.968] · r2=0.768 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Popcorn and Piracy Paradox: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Corn and Global Pirate Attacks
The Journal of Agronomic Anecdotes
r=0.948 · 95% conf. int. [0.841,0.984] · r2=0.899 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Seeding the Market: The Cotton-y Connection Between GMOs and HSBC Stock
The Journal of Agricultural Economics and Financial Market Analysis
r=0.858 · 95% conf. int. [0.678,0.941] · r2=0.737 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Cotton in Carolina to Kerosene in Kilimanjaro: The Curious Correlation
The International Journal of Eclectic Energy Studies
r=0.915 · 95% conf. int. [0.804,0.965] · r2=0.838 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Generating Corny Power: Exploring the GMO-Electricity Connection Across State Lines
The Journal of Agricultural Electricity Research
r=0.983 · 95% conf. int. [0.954,0.993] · r2=0.965 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Decoding the Linguistic Love Labyrinth: A Polyglot's Perilous Prenuptial Paradox
The Journal of Multilingual Matters
r=0.980 · 95% conf. int. [0.914,0.995] · r2=0.960 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Building Bridges: Exploring the Nexus between Bachelor's Degrees in Architecture and Related Services and Google Searches for 'Attacked by a Squirrel'
The Journal of Architectural Curiosities
r=0.873 · 95% conf. int. [0.541,0.970] · r2=0.762 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Degrees of Connection: A Statistical Analysis of Bachelor's Degrees in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and Volkswagen Recalls
The Journal of Unlikely Interdisciplinary Studies
r=0.942 · 95% conf. int. [0.766,0.986] · r2=0.887 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Physical Sciences to Power Plants: A Shocking Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees and Biomass Power Generation in Latvia
The Journal of Renewable Energy Dynamics
r=0.989 · 95% conf. int. [0.952,0.997] · r2=0.978 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Paralegals Paradox: A Legal Look at Arizona's Impact on Assistant Processor Salaries
The Journal of Legal Assistants and Wage Dynamics
r=0.960 · 95% conf. int. [0.861,0.989] · r2=0.922 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Oh Soy It Ain't So: The Link Between GMO Soybeans and 'I Can't Even' - A Mississippi Study
The Journal of Agrarian Absurdity
r=0.859 · 95% conf. int. [0.664,0.945] · r2=0.738 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Cotton Connection: GMO Use in Mississippi and the Bumper Crop of Lawyers in the United States
The Journal of Agricultural Ethics & Legal Entanglements
r=0.954 · 95% conf. int. [0.893,0.981] · r2=0.910 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Boll Weevils and Bobbers: Exploring the Link Between GMO Cotton and Robberies in Missouri
The Journal of Agro-Criminalistics
r=0.821 · 95% conf. int. [0.574,0.931] · r2=0.674 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spinning Tales: The Genetic Modification of Cotton and the Unraveling of Marriages in Arkansas
The Journal of Agricultural Genetics and Sociological Quandaries
r=0.818 · 95% conf. int. [0.605,0.922] · r2=0.669 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

H20, Health, and Hilarious Highs: The Link between US Bottled Water Consumption and Prudential Financial's PRU Stock Price
Journal of Hilarious Health Economics
r=0.771 · 95% conf. int. [0.509,0.902] · r2=0.595 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices
The Journal of Agricultural Finance and Butter Economics
r=0.900 · 95% conf. int. [0.760,0.960] · r2=0.810 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Counting on Calculated Correlation: The Degree of Influence of Mathematics and Statistics Associate Awards on Intel's INTC Stock Price
The Journal of Mathematical Finance and Statistical Economics
r=0.958 · 95% conf. int. [0.841,0.989] · r2=0.917 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Googling for Green: The Muskian Mystery and the ASML Stock Symphony
The Journal of Innovative Technology and Eclectic Research
r=0.996 · 95% conf. int. [0.989,0.998] · r2=0.991 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Amani by Any Other Name: A Melodious Moniker or a Proxy for Stock Market Movements?
The Journal of Linguistic Anomalies and Market Trends
r=0.725 · 95% conf. int. [0.427,0.881] · r2=0.526 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Battleground to Stock Exchange: Unveiling the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences and Intuitive Surgical's Stock Price
Journal of Strategic Education and Financial Analysis
r=0.981 · 95% conf. int. [0.920,0.996] · r2=0.963 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

TCOM Down, Killian Up: The Curious Connection Between First Name Popularity and Stock Price Movement
The Journal of Quirky Economics
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.795,0.968] · r2=0.842 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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