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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Stealing the Gas: An Exploration of the Relationship between Montana Robberies and Uzbekistan's Petroleum Consumption
Journal of International Criminology and Energy Consumption
r=0.711 · 95% conf. int. [0.471,0.853] · r2=0.505 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Dairy Dilemma: Milk Consumption and Robbery Rates in Pennsylvania
The Journal of Agrarian Economics and Criminal Justice
r=0.964 · 95% conf. int. [0.926,0.982] · r2=0.928 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breaking and Delivering: A Wacky Correlation Between Motor Vehicle Thefts and Couriers in Kansas
The Journal of Eccentric Sociological Studies
r=0.867 · 95% conf. int. [0.688,0.946] · r2=0.751 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Burning Up: A Hot Pursuit of the Lamar Name-Arson Association in Illinois
International Journal of Fire Science and Arson Investigation
r=0.936 · 95% conf. int. [0.880,0.967] · r2=0.877 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Ales and Sales: The Correlation between Breweries and Kroger's Stock Price
The Journal of Fermented Finance
r=0.877 · 95% conf. int. [0.716,0.949] · r2=0.769 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Beau-tiful Connection: Investigating the Relationship between the Popularity of the Name Beau and DTE Energy Company's Stock Price
The Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.965,0.994] · r2=0.972 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Searchin' for Suspicion: The SUS-picious Connection Between Google Searches for 'That is SUS' and MSCI Stock Price
Journal of Internet Linguistics and Market Analysis
r=0.982 · 95% conf. int. [0.948,0.994] · r2=0.965 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Smogged in Stocks: The Air Pollution-Amarillo Connection and CNQ Stock Price Effects
The Journal of Ecological Economics and Financial Impact Studies
r=0.819 · 95% conf. int. [0.607,0.922] · r2=0.671 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Musk Mystique: Mapping the Mirthful Market Movement with Google Searches for 'Who is Elon Musk' and Lululemon's Lively Stock Price
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Research
r=0.968 · 95% conf. int. [0.907,0.989] · r2=0.937 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spinning Wealth: The Groovy Relationship Between Vinyl Sales and Costco Wholesale's Stock Price
The Journal of Sound Investments
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.934,0.989] · r2=0.947 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Maeve's Moniker and Netflix's Numbers: An Examination of the Name's Popularity and Its Peculiar Relationship with NFLX Stock Price
Journal of Quirky Analytics
r=0.993 · 95% conf. int. [0.983,0.997] · r2=0.987 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Aging Idols and Alaskan Artisans: Exploring the Curious Relationship Between American Idol Winners' Age and the Millwright Population in The Last Frontier
The Journal of Cultural Demographics and Pop Culture Trends
r=0.849 · 95% conf. int. [0.507,0.960] · r2=0.720 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cartographic Art May Spark a Feline Scratch: xkcd Maps and 'My Cat Scratched Me' Google Searches
The Journal of Comedic Cartography
r=0.725 · 95% conf. int. [0.358,0.898] · r2=0.526 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spread Thin: The Curious Connection Between Butter Consumption and Global Permanent Nuclear Reactor Shutdowns
The International Journal of Dairy-Based Catastrophes
r=0.559 · 95% conf. int. [0.107,0.819] · r2=0.312 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gangnam Fi(re)s: A Study on the Correlation Between Arson in New Hampshire and Google Searches for 'Gangnam Style'
The Journal of Quirky Social Sciences
r=0.953 · 95% conf. int. [0.825,0.988] · r2=0.909 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unidentified Feasting Objects: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Oklahoma and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Gastronomy
r=0.848 · 95% conf. int. [0.734,0.915] · r2=0.719 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Unidentified Feasting Object: A Link Between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Hotdogs Eaten by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Gastronomy Research
r=0.735 · 95% conf. int. [0.558,0.848] · r2=0.541 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Up in Flames: Exploring the Combustible Connection Between Arson in Alabama and Petroleum Consumption in Cuba
The Journal of Eclectic Fire Studies
r=0.645 · 95% conf. int. [0.406,0.802] · r2=0.416 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Unearthly Union: Unraveling the Unlikely Correlation between UFO Sightings in Kentucky and the Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Journal of Extraterrestrial Gastronomy
r=0.883 · 95% conf. int. [0.793,0.935] · r2=0.780 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Ivory Connection: A Study on the Interplay between the Popularity of the Name Ivory and the Texas Rangers' Performance in the American League West Division
The Journal of Sports Anthropology and Name-Based Performance Studies
r=0.838 · 95% conf. int. [0.726,0.907] · r2=0.703 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kicking Around the Numbers: Exploring the Correlation Between England Football Team's International Match Count and the Number of School Teachers in North Dakota
The Journal of Sports Analytics and Education
r=0.759 · 95% conf. int. [0.358,0.924] · r2=0.576 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Smell in the Air: Exploring the Fertilizing Effects of Dried Manure on Customer Satisfaction with Target
The Journal of Agricultural Aromatherapy
r=0.699 · 95% conf. int. [0.209,0.908] · r2=0.488 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Buckle Up: The Mara Effect on Seat Belt Recalls in the Automotive Industry
The Journal of Transportation Safety and Risk Management
r=0.745 · 95% conf. int. [0.585,0.849] · r2=0.555 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Bumpy Road to Redemption: Exploring the Link Between Gasoline Quality in Madagascar and Suspension-Related Automotive Recalls
The Journal of Eclectic Transportation Studies
r=0.836 · 95% conf. int. [0.714,0.909] · r2=0.700 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Ties between Jason and Haze in Denver's Days: A Correlation Analysis
The Journal of Urban Connections
r=0.870 · 95% conf. int. [0.771,0.928] · r2=0.757 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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