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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Johnny's Jinx: Unveiling the Link Between Johnny's Popularity and Burglaries in New Hampshire
The Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies
r=0.950 · 95% conf. int. [0.905,0.974] · r2=0.902 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Patent Pending Extraterrestrial Encounters: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in North Dakota and US Patent Grants
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Studies and Statistical Analysis
r=0.889 · 95% conf. int. [0.807,0.937] · r2=0.790 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Smoggy Connection: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Salinas, California and Customer Satisfaction with American Airlines
Journal of Airborne Customer Experience Research
r=0.658 · 95% conf. int. [0.377,0.828] · r2=0.432 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Pollution's Influence on Linguistic Amusement: A Quantitative Analysis of Spanish Yearning in Jacksonville, Florida
The Journal of Eclectic Linguistic Studies
r=0.903 · 95% conf. int. [0.746,0.965] · r2=0.816 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Correlation of Cooks, Short Order with Contaminants: A Case Study in Durham, North Carolina
The Journal of Gastronomic Epidemiology
r=0.933 · 95% conf. int. [0.835,0.974] · r2=0.870 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Can't 'Breathe' in St. Louis: A Googly-eyed Look at Air Quality and Desire to Emigrate to Canada
The Journal of Eclectic Atmospheric Studies
r=0.856 · 95% conf. int. [0.667,0.942] · r2=0.734 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Foul Air's Flair: Air Pollution in El Paso and the Attacked by a Squirrel Google Searches Affair
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Studies
r=0.719 · 95% conf. int. [0.406,0.881] · r2=0.517 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Smog Hits: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Chicago and Physical Album Shipment Volume in the United States
The Journal of Atmospheric Aerosol Economics
r=0.842 · 95% conf. int. [0.664,0.930] · r2=0.709 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stealing Hearts and Adding Carts: A Correlation Study of Robberies in Maryland and the Birth Rates of Triplet or More in the United States
The Journal of Quirky Criminology
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.786,0.965] · r2=0.831 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis
The Journal of Quirky Social Science Research
r=0.966 · 95% conf. int. [0.935,0.982] · r2=0.933 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Playing with Fire: The Jonathan Effect - A Study on the Correlation between the Popularity of the First Name Johnathan and Arson in Iowa
The Journal of Quirky Social Psychology
r=0.961 · 95% conf. int. [0.907,0.984] · r2=0.923 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lighting Fires and Making Triples: The Arson-Triplets Connection in Tennessee
Journal of Criminological Pyrotechnics
r=0.964 · 95% conf. int. [0.910,0.986] · r2=0.929 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unveiling the Link Between West Virginia's UFOs and Nathan's Hot Dogs: A Statistical Analysis
Journal of Extraterrestrial Eats and Statistical Studies
r=0.783 · 95% conf. int. [0.631,0.877] · r2=0.613 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cheddar and Solar: A Gouda Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and Solar Power Generation in Suriname
International Journal of Dairy Science and Renewable Energy
r=0.966 · 95% conf. int. [0.879,0.991] · r2=0.933 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shooting for the Sun: A Bright Relationship Between Solar Power in Spain and the Production of Firearms in the US
The Journal of Solar Energy and Unintended Consequences
r=0.950 · 95% conf. int. [0.899,0.975] · r2=0.902 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Solar Power and the Sun-derful Name: An Examination of the Relationship Between the Popularity of the First Name Khalil and Solar Power Generation in Laos
The Journal of Solar Sociology
r=0.990 · 95% conf. int. [0.957,0.998] · r2=0.980 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Astronomical Alignment and Biofuels Assignment: How the Space Between Neptune and Uranus Affects Biomass Power Yield in El Salvador
The Journal of Interstellar Energy Studies
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.886,0.966] · r2=0.879 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Biomass to Bargains: Exploring the Correlation Between Biomass Power Generation in Cambodia and Searches for 'Dollar Store Near Me'
The Journal of Biomass Economics and Consumer Behavior
r=0.968 · 95% conf. int. [0.915,0.988] · r2=0.938 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Energetic Exhaustion: Exploring the Link between Hydropower Energy Generation in Sierra Leone and Google Searches for 'I Am Tired'
The Journal of Eco-Psychological Energy Studies
r=0.960 · 95% conf. int. [0.894,0.985] · r2=0.922 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Curd-ious Connection: Exploring the Correlation between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Arson in Ohio
The Journal of Dairy Delinquency
r=0.906 · 95% conf. int. [0.815,0.954] · r2=0.822 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Curd Consumption and Crime: A Dairy Tale of Cottage Cheese and Motor Vehicle Theft in Wisconsin
Journal of Irreverent Dairy Studies
r=0.810 · 95% conf. int. [0.643,0.904] · r2=0.656 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Setting Fire to the Charts: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Hawaii and China's Rare Earth Element Export Volume
The Journal of Pyrotechnic Economics and Geopolitical Relations
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.773,0.984] · r2=0.880 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Blazing Births: Bizarre Bifurcation of Arson and the Appearance of Triplets
Journal of Pyrotechnic Progeny
r=0.886 · 95% conf. int. [0.729,0.954] · r2=0.785 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Buns and Beans: Exploring the Link Between GMO Soybeans in Nebraska and Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion's Consumption
The Journal of Agricultural Gastronomy
r=0.823 · 95% conf. int. [0.622,0.922] · r2=0.678 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Grain and Gain: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMOs and Language Learning
The Journal of Genetically Modified Grammars
r=0.966 · 95% conf. int. [0.915,0.987] · r2=0.934 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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