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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Christopher and the second variable is Burglaries in Oklahoma.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

When there are fewer Christophers, there are fewer people asking, "Chris, for sure, did you hear something?", ultimately making it harder for burglars to fly under the radar. After all, if you can't trust a Chris, can you really trust anyone?

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a cute cartoon playground scene, with colorful play equipment and vibrant surroundings. In the background, show a decreasing number of children playing, reflecting the declining popularity of the name "Christopher." Next to the playground, depict a cute cartoonish house with an increasingly secure-looking door, symbolizing the decrease in burglaries in Oklahoma. The house should have a reassuring appearance, showcasing enhanced security features to reflect the positive decline in crime rates. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Christopher and Burglaries in Oklahoma. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cutsy art illustration Cyber folk Symbolism Cute cartoon Cyberpunk
ChatGPT: Cute cartoon

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Christopher and Burglaries in Oklahoma, in the following situation: As the popularity of the name Christopher waned, so too did the number of "Christo-phers" sneaking around. With fewer Chris's, there were fewer opportunities for "Robin Hoodlums" to "take from the rich and give to the pews." It seems the name Christopher was no longer the "key" to temptation, leading to a "Saintly" decrease in burglaries. The criminals just couldn't "de-Chris" to take the risk anymore, leaving Oklahoma a little less "un-OK-lahoma" in terms of criminal activity.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A playground with a decreasing number of children playing as the popularity of the name Christopher declines. Next to it, a house with an increasingly secure-looking door, as the burglaries in Oklahoma decrease.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cute cartoon ] and depicting this scene: A playground with a decreasing number of children playing as the popularity of the name Christopher declines. Next to it, a house with an increasingly secure-looking door, as the burglaries in Oklahoma decrease. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a cute cartoon playground scene, with colorful play equipment and vibrant surroundings. In the background, show a decreasing number of children playing, reflecting the declining popularity of the name "Christopher." Next to the playground, depict a cute cartoonish house with an increasingly secure-looking door, symbolizing the decrease in burglaries in Oklahoma. The house should have a reassuring appearance, showcasing enhanced security features to reflect the positive decline in crime rates.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Christopher caused Burglaries in Oklahoma to decrease. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis

The Journal of Quirky Social Science Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Christopher and Burglaries in Oklahoma. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis

[[ABSTRACT]]
This groundbreaking study delves into the curious connection between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. Harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to uncover whether the frequency of this moniker corresponds with burglary rates. The correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 and p < 0.01 for the years 1985 to 2022 presents an intriguing statistical relationship between the two variables.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: Does having the name "Christopher" make one more prone to breaking and entering, or does the name's ubiquity provide cover for those seeking to engage in nefarious activities? It's a real "Breakin' and Enter-Chris" situation!

Our team's in-depth analysis explores potential underlying factors, such as societal perceptions of the name "Christopher" and its connotations, as well as the socioeconomic dynamics at play in the state of Oklahoma. It seems the "Christopher" effect on burglaries elicits both surprised gasps and groans from our data.

The results of this study provide compelling evidence warranting further investigation into the implications of nomenclature on criminal behavior. After all, when it comes to understanding the curious interplay of human behavior and nomenclature, it's essential to take a "name-alysis" approach!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Christopher and Burglaries in Oklahoma. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis

[[ABSTRACT]]
This groundbreaking study delves into the curious connection between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. Harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to uncover whether the frequency of this moniker corresponds with burglary rates. The correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 and p < 0.01 for the years 1985 to 2022 presents an intriguing statistical relationship between the two variables.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: Does having the name "Christopher" make one more prone to breaking and entering, or does the name's ubiquity provide cover for those seeking to engage in nefarious activities? It's a real "Breakin' and Enter-Chris" situation!

Our team's in-depth analysis explores potential underlying factors, such as societal perceptions of the name "Christopher" and its connotations, as well as the socioeconomic dynamics at play in the state of Oklahoma. It seems the "Christopher" effect on burglaries elicits both surprised gasps and groans from our data.

The results of this study provide compelling evidence warranting further investigation into the implications of nomenclature on criminal behavior. After all, when it comes to understanding the curious interplay of human behavior and nomenclature, it's essential to take a "name-alysis" approach!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The curious connection between nomenclature and human behavior has long intrigued researchers across various disciplines. In the realm of criminology, the question of whether one's given name could influence criminal tendencies has garnered both skepticism and fascination. This study ventures into uncharted territory to explore the surprising relationship between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma.

With data in hand, we set out to examine whether there exists a palpable association between the frequency of individuals bearing the name "Christopher" and the incidence of burglaries. Our investigation delves into the depths of statistical analysis, aiming to shed light on this enigmatic correlation. As we embarked on this endeavor, we couldn't help but wonder: What leads to a burglary's success? A good "entry strategy," perhaps?

The state of Oklahoma serves as our primary setting for this exploration, offering a unique backdrop for our study. With its distinctive blend of urban and rural areas, Oklahoma presents a nuanced environment for examining patterns of criminal activity. Additionally, our analysis encompasses a significant timeframe, spanning from 1985 to 2022, allowing for a comprehensive evaluation of temporal trends. After all, when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of nomenclature and criminal behavior, timing is of the essence – much like a well-timed “knock knock” joke!

In the present paper, we endeavor to elucidate the perplexing relationship between the popularity of the name "Christopher" and burglary rates. Through a rigorous analysis of extensive datasets, we aim to contribute to the burgeoning literature on the potential influence of nomenclature on criminal propensities. As we venture into the intricacies of this topic, we remain cognizant of the importance of approaching our investigation with both meticulousness and an occasional splash of humor – because, let's face it, exploring the unexpected connections between names and crime is bound to elicit some raised eyebrows and, perhaps, a groan or two!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Christopher and Burglaries in Oklahoma. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis

[[ABSTRACT]]
This groundbreaking study delves into the curious connection between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. Harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to uncover whether the frequency of this moniker corresponds with burglary rates. The correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 and p < 0.01 for the years 1985 to 2022 presents an intriguing statistical relationship between the two variables.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: Does having the name "Christopher" make one more prone to breaking and entering, or does the name's ubiquity provide cover for those seeking to engage in nefarious activities? It's a real "Breakin' and Enter-Chris" situation!

Our team's in-depth analysis explores potential underlying factors, such as societal perceptions of the name "Christopher" and its connotations, as well as the socioeconomic dynamics at play in the state of Oklahoma. It seems the "Christopher" effect on burglaries elicits both surprised gasps and groans from our data.

The results of this study provide compelling evidence warranting further investigation into the implications of nomenclature on criminal behavior. After all, when it comes to understanding the curious interplay of human behavior and nomenclature, it's essential to take a "name-alysis" approach!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The curious connection between nomenclature and human behavior has long intrigued researchers across various disciplines. In the realm of criminology, the question of whether one's given name could influence criminal tendencies has garnered both skepticism and fascination. This study ventures into uncharted territory to explore the surprising relationship between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma.
With data in hand, we set out to examine whether there exists a palpable association between the frequency of individuals bearing the name "Christopher" and the incidence of burglaries. Our investigation delves into the depths of statistical analysis, aiming to shed light on this enigmatic correlation. As we embarked on this endeavor, we couldn't help but wonder: What leads to a burglary's success? A good "entry strategy," perhaps?
The state of Oklahoma serves as our primary setting for this exploration, offering a unique backdrop for our study. With its distinctive blend of urban and rural areas, Oklahoma presents a nuanced environment for examining patterns of criminal activity. Additionally, our analysis encompasses a significant timeframe, spanning from 1985 to 2022, allowing for a comprehensive evaluation of temporal trends. After all, when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of nomenclature and criminal behavior, timing is of the essence – much like a well-timed “knock knock” joke!
In the present paper, we endeavor to elucidate the perplexing relationship between the popularity of the name "Christopher" and burglary rates. Through a rigorous analysis of extensive datasets, we aim to contribute to the burgeoning literature on the potential influence of nomenclature on criminal propensities. As we venture into the intricacies of this topic, we remain cognizant of the importance of approaching our investigation with both meticulousness and an occasional splash of humor – because, let's face it, exploring the unexpected connections between names and crime is bound to elicit some raised eyebrows and, perhaps, a groan or two!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Numerous studies have examined the association between given names and various aspects of human behavior. Smith and colleagues (2010) found correlations between distinctive names and career success, while Doe (2015) explored the impact of name length on interpersonal relationships. In a similar vein, Jones et al. (2018) investigated the influence of names with specific vowel sounds on consumer preferences for products. Despite the abundant scholarly investigations into the influence of nomenclature, the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and criminal activities remains markedly underexplored.

It's clear that the "Christopher" effect on burglaries is a subject ripe for rigorous inquiry!

Turning to more general literature related to the topic at hand, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner highlights the surprising and often counterintuitive ways in which data analysis can reveal unexpected correlations in human behavior. Another notable work, "The Tipping Point" by Malcolm Gladwell, delves into the phenomenon of social epidemics and the factors that contribute to the spread of certain behaviors within communities. Although these works do not specifically address the relationship between first names and criminal acts, they underscore the unpredictable nature of human behavior and the potential for unconventional explanations.

It appears that the "Christopher" correlation is not just a "freak" occurrence, but a genuine point of intrigue!

Furthermore, fictional works such as Agatha Christie's "The Secret of Chimneys" and Edgar Allan Poe's "The Purloined Letter" offer captivating narratives within the realm of theft and mystery. While these literary masterpieces do not directly tackle the connection between first names and criminal activities, they serve as a reminder of the enduring fascination with uncovering hidden truths and unraveling enigmatic relationships.

It seems that the "Christopher" mystery rivals even the allure of literary whodunits!

Additionally, cinematic explorations of burglary and crime, such as "Ocean's Eleven" and "The Italian Job," provide further entertainment and insight into the intricacies of heists and schemes. While these films may not explicitly address the influence of given names on criminal behavior, they capture the excitement and suspense surrounding acts of theft and subterfuge.

In the realm of blockbuster heists, it appears that the "Christopher" connection is quite the unexpected plot twist!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Christopher and Burglaries in Oklahoma. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis

[[ABSTRACT]]
This groundbreaking study delves into the curious connection between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. Harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to uncover whether the frequency of this moniker corresponds with burglary rates. The correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 and p < 0.01 for the years 1985 to 2022 presents an intriguing statistical relationship between the two variables.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: Does having the name "Christopher" make one more prone to breaking and entering, or does the name's ubiquity provide cover for those seeking to engage in nefarious activities? It's a real "Breakin' and Enter-Chris" situation!

Our team's in-depth analysis explores potential underlying factors, such as societal perceptions of the name "Christopher" and its connotations, as well as the socioeconomic dynamics at play in the state of Oklahoma. It seems the "Christopher" effect on burglaries elicits both surprised gasps and groans from our data.

The results of this study provide compelling evidence warranting further investigation into the implications of nomenclature on criminal behavior. After all, when it comes to understanding the curious interplay of human behavior and nomenclature, it's essential to take a "name-alysis" approach!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The curious connection between nomenclature and human behavior has long intrigued researchers across various disciplines. In the realm of criminology, the question of whether one's given name could influence criminal tendencies has garnered both skepticism and fascination. This study ventures into uncharted territory to explore the surprising relationship between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma.
With data in hand, we set out to examine whether there exists a palpable association between the frequency of individuals bearing the name "Christopher" and the incidence of burglaries. Our investigation delves into the depths of statistical analysis, aiming to shed light on this enigmatic correlation. As we embarked on this endeavor, we couldn't help but wonder: What leads to a burglary's success? A good "entry strategy," perhaps?
The state of Oklahoma serves as our primary setting for this exploration, offering a unique backdrop for our study. With its distinctive blend of urban and rural areas, Oklahoma presents a nuanced environment for examining patterns of criminal activity. Additionally, our analysis encompasses a significant timeframe, spanning from 1985 to 2022, allowing for a comprehensive evaluation of temporal trends. After all, when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of nomenclature and criminal behavior, timing is of the essence – much like a well-timed “knock knock” joke!
In the present paper, we endeavor to elucidate the perplexing relationship between the popularity of the name "Christopher" and burglary rates. Through a rigorous analysis of extensive datasets, we aim to contribute to the burgeoning literature on the potential influence of nomenclature on criminal propensities. As we venture into the intricacies of this topic, we remain cognizant of the importance of approaching our investigation with both meticulousness and an occasional splash of humor – because, let's face it, exploring the unexpected connections between names and crime is bound to elicit some raised eyebrows and, perhaps, a groan or two!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

The present study utilizes a combination of quantitative and exploratory methods to investigate the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrence of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. Leveraging data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team embarked on an analytical journey that would make even the most seasoned detectives "name-sider".

To evaluate the popularity of the name "Christopher" over the years, we first delved into the archives of the US Social Security Administration, where we encountered a plethora of intriguing numerical nuggets. These data allowed us to track the fluctuating prevalence of the name "Christopher" in Oklahoma, providing insights into its waxing and waning popularity akin to the phases of the moon – or should we say, the "Name's Of-the-Rose" mystery.

Next, in a quest matching that of a treasure hunt, we unearthed the statistics on burglaries from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. These data provided a detailed account of burglary occurrences in Oklahoma from 1985 to 2022, presenting a rich tapestry of criminal activity against which to compare the prevalence of the name "Christopher".

The statistical analysis involved calculating correlation coefficients and testing for significance to discern the strength and reliability of the relationship between the popularity of the name "Christopher" and burglary rates. Our analysis involved a series of intricate computations that would have made even Sherlock Holmes raise an eyebrow – or at least a magnifying glass.

Furthermore, in our quest to leave no stone unturned, we considered potential confounding variables, such as socioeconomic indicators and demographic trends in Oklahoma, to ensure that the observed relationship between the prevalence of the name "Christopher" and burglaries remained robust and not just a fluke – much like a criminal who accidentally locks himself out of the house he intended to burgle.

In sum, our methodological approach combined the finesse of a poet crafting a sonnet with the precision of a mathematician solving an equation, offering a comprehensive examination of the curious correlation between the proliferation of the name "Christopher" and burglary rates in Oklahoma.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Christopher and Burglaries in Oklahoma. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9660686, r-squared of 0.9332885, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis

[[ABSTRACT]]
This groundbreaking study delves into the curious connection between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. Harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to uncover whether the frequency of this moniker corresponds with burglary rates. The correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 and p < 0.01 for the years 1985 to 2022 presents an intriguing statistical relationship between the two variables.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: Does having the name "Christopher" make one more prone to breaking and entering, or does the name's ubiquity provide cover for those seeking to engage in nefarious activities? It's a real "Breakin' and Enter-Chris" situation!

Our team's in-depth analysis explores potential underlying factors, such as societal perceptions of the name "Christopher" and its connotations, as well as the socioeconomic dynamics at play in the state of Oklahoma. It seems the "Christopher" effect on burglaries elicits both surprised gasps and groans from our data.

The results of this study provide compelling evidence warranting further investigation into the implications of nomenclature on criminal behavior. After all, when it comes to understanding the curious interplay of human behavior and nomenclature, it's essential to take a "name-alysis" approach!

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The curious connection between nomenclature and human behavior has long intrigued researchers across various disciplines. In the realm of criminology, the question of whether one's given name could influence criminal tendencies has garnered both skepticism and fascination. This study ventures into uncharted territory to explore the surprising relationship between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma.
With data in hand, we set out to examine whether there exists a palpable association between the frequency of individuals bearing the name "Christopher" and the incidence of burglaries. Our investigation delves into the depths of statistical analysis, aiming to shed light on this enigmatic correlation. As we embarked on this endeavor, we couldn't help but wonder: What leads to a burglary's success? A good "entry strategy," perhaps?
The state of Oklahoma serves as our primary setting for this exploration, offering a unique backdrop for our study. With its distinctive blend of urban and rural areas, Oklahoma presents a nuanced environment for examining patterns of criminal activity. Additionally, our analysis encompasses a significant timeframe, spanning from 1985 to 2022, allowing for a comprehensive evaluation of temporal trends. After all, when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of nomenclature and criminal behavior, timing is of the essence – much like a well-timed “knock knock” joke!
In the present paper, we endeavor to elucidate the perplexing relationship between the popularity of the name "Christopher" and burglary rates. Through a rigorous analysis of extensive datasets, we aim to contribute to the burgeoning literature on the potential influence of nomenclature on criminal propensities. As we venture into the intricacies of this topic, we remain cognizant of the importance of approaching our investigation with both meticulousness and an occasional splash of humor – because, let's face it, exploring the unexpected connections between names and crime is bound to elicit some raised eyebrows and, perhaps, a groan or two!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our study reveal a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. The correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two variables, indicating that as the popularity of the name "Christopher" increases, so do the incidents of burglaries. This finding prompts us to ask: are we witnessing the "Christopher Crime Connection," or is this an instance of mere statistical serendipity?

The r-squared value of 0.9332885 further bolsters the robustness of the observed relationship, indicating that approximately 93.3% of the variation in burglary rates in Oklahoma can be explained by the frequency of individuals with the name "Christopher." One might say that this correlation is "breaking and entering" our expectations!

The p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept the alternative hypothesis, confirming that the observed correlation is unlikely to have occurred by chance alone. It seems the "Christopher" factor in burglary rates is not just a fluke; it's statistically significant.

Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the popularity of the name "Christopher" and burglary rates in Oklahoma over the years 1985 to 2022. The scatterplot tells a compelling story of its own, showcasing the close relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. One might even say it's a "criminal masterpiece!"

These findings challenge conventional wisdom and provoke further contemplation of the potential impact of nomenclature on criminal behavior. It appears that the name "Christopher" carries more weight than meets the eye, perhaps even playing a role in shaping criminal tendencies. Who knew that a name could have such "breaking" implications?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Christopher and Burglaries in Oklahoma. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis

[[ABSTRACT]]
This groundbreaking study delves into the curious connection between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. Harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to uncover whether the frequency of this moniker corresponds with burglary rates. The correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 and p < 0.01 for the years 1985 to 2022 presents an intriguing statistical relationship between the two variables.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: Does having the name "Christopher" make one more prone to breaking and entering, or does the name's ubiquity provide cover for those seeking to engage in nefarious activities? It's a real "Breakin' and Enter-Chris" situation!

Our team's in-depth analysis explores potential underlying factors, such as societal perceptions of the name "Christopher" and its connotations, as well as the socioeconomic dynamics at play in the state of Oklahoma. It seems the "Christopher" effect on burglaries elicits both surprised gasps and groans from our data.

The results of this study provide compelling evidence warranting further investigation into the implications of nomenclature on criminal behavior. After all, when it comes to understanding the curious interplay of human behavior and nomenclature, it's essential to take a "name-alysis" approach!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Numerous studies have examined the association between given names and various aspects of human behavior. Smith and colleagues (2010) found correlations between distinctive names and career success, while Doe (2015) explored the impact of name length on interpersonal relationships. In a similar vein, Jones et al. (2018) investigated the influence of names with specific vowel sounds on consumer preferences for products. Despite the abundant scholarly investigations into the influence of nomenclature, the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and criminal activities remains markedly underexplored.
It's clear that the "Christopher" effect on burglaries is a subject ripe for rigorous inquiry!
Turning to more general literature related to the topic at hand, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner highlights the surprising and often counterintuitive ways in which data analysis can reveal unexpected correlations in human behavior. Another notable work, "The Tipping Point" by Malcolm Gladwell, delves into the phenomenon of social epidemics and the factors that contribute to the spread of certain behaviors within communities. Although these works do not specifically address the relationship between first names and criminal acts, they underscore the unpredictable nature of human behavior and the potential for unconventional explanations.
It appears that the "Christopher" correlation is not just a "freak" occurrence, but a genuine point of intrigue!
Furthermore, fictional works such as Agatha Christie's "The Secret of Chimneys" and Edgar Allan Poe's "The Purloined Letter" offer captivating narratives within the realm of theft and mystery. While these literary masterpieces do not directly tackle the connection between first names and criminal activities, they serve as a reminder of the enduring fascination with uncovering hidden truths and unraveling enigmatic relationships.
It seems that the "Christopher" mystery rivals even the allure of literary whodunits!
Additionally, cinematic explorations of burglary and crime, such as "Ocean's Eleven" and "The Italian Job," provide further entertainment and insight into the intricacies of heists and schemes. While these films may not explicitly address the influence of given names on criminal behavior, they capture the excitement and suspense surrounding acts of theft and subterfuge.
In the realm of blockbuster heists, it appears that the "Christopher" connection is quite the unexpected plot twist!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our study reveal a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. The correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two variables, indicating that as the popularity of the name "Christopher" increases, so do the incidents of burglaries. This finding prompts us to ask: are we witnessing the "Christopher Crime Connection," or is this an instance of mere statistical serendipity?
The r-squared value of 0.9332885 further bolsters the robustness of the observed relationship, indicating that approximately 93.3% of the variation in burglary rates in Oklahoma can be explained by the frequency of individuals with the name "Christopher." One might say that this correlation is "breaking and entering" our expectations!
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept the alternative hypothesis, confirming that the observed correlation is unlikely to have occurred by chance alone. It seems the "Christopher" factor in burglary rates is not just a fluke; it's statistically significant.
Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the popularity of the name "Christopher" and burglary rates in Oklahoma over the years 1985 to 2022. The scatterplot tells a compelling story of its own, showcasing the close relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. One might even say it's a "criminal masterpiece!"
These findings challenge conventional wisdom and provoke further contemplation of the potential impact of nomenclature on criminal behavior. It appears that the name "Christopher" carries more weight than meets the eye, perhaps even playing a role in shaping criminal tendencies. Who knew that a name could have such "breaking" implications?

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our investigation lend support to the initial supposition that there exists a significant association between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the incidence of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. Our findings align with prior research which has emphasized the intriguing, albeit often overlooked, connections between nomenclature and various facets of human behavior. It seems that the whims of fate and nomenclature intertwine in unexpected ways, leading to correlations that are both thought-provoking and, at times, amusing.

Our analysis corroborates the notion put forth by Smith and colleagues (2010) that names can exert a subtle yet impactful influence on individual pathways and societal dynamics. The "Christopher" effect, as evidenced by the strong positive correlation with burglary rates, serves as a stark illustration of the potential reach of nomenclature in shaping behavioral patterns. It appears that the name "Christopher" may indeed carry some "breaking charm" in its wake!

Furthermore, our findings resonate with the observations of Levitt and Dubner (2005) in "Freakonomics," which underscore the unforeseen connections that data analysis can unveil. Much like the unexpected correlations highlighted in their work, the association between the popularity of the name "Christopher" and burglary rates defies conventional expectations, prompting a reevaluation of the factors at play in criminal activities. One could say that our study has "unlocked" a new dimension in the realm of nomenclature-based analyses!

Moreover, our results are reminiscent of the mysterious allure depicted in literary works such as Agatha Christie's "The Secret of Chimneys" and Edgar Allan Poe's "The Purloined Letter." While our study does not tread the same suspenseful terrain as these literary classics, it certainly introduces a puzzle of its own – the enigmatic relationship between a name and criminal propensities. It seems that the "Christopher" connection provokes a conundrum worthy of the finest detective novels!

In a more contemporary context, our findings call to mind the high-stakes intrigue of cinematic heists showcased in films like "Ocean's Eleven" and "The Italian Job." While our research lacks the glamour and drama of these cinematic escapades, it does bring to light a surprising twist in the narrative of nomenclature and its potential impact on real-world phenomena. It's as if our study has uncovered a "name-rousing" subplot in the grand theater of human behavior!

In conclusion, our study offers compelling evidence in favor of the existence of a significant relationship between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and burglary rates in Oklahoma. The implications of this correlation extend beyond mere statistical fascination, raising thought-provoking questions about the potential influence of nomenclature on criminal tendencies. As we ponder the "Christopher" conundrum, we are reminded that the study of human behavior and its underpinnings is replete with unexpected connections and mysteries waiting to be unraveled. After all, when it comes to the nexus of nomenclature and criminal activities, one can expect the unexpected!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Christopher and Burglaries in Oklahoma. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis

[[ABSTRACT]]
This groundbreaking study delves into the curious connection between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. Harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to uncover whether the frequency of this moniker corresponds with burglary rates. The correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 and p < 0.01 for the years 1985 to 2022 presents an intriguing statistical relationship between the two variables.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: Does having the name "Christopher" make one more prone to breaking and entering, or does the name's ubiquity provide cover for those seeking to engage in nefarious activities? It's a real "Breakin' and Enter-Chris" situation!

Our team's in-depth analysis explores potential underlying factors, such as societal perceptions of the name "Christopher" and its connotations, as well as the socioeconomic dynamics at play in the state of Oklahoma. It seems the "Christopher" effect on burglaries elicits both surprised gasps and groans from our data.

The results of this study provide compelling evidence warranting further investigation into the implications of nomenclature on criminal behavior. After all, when it comes to understanding the curious interplay of human behavior and nomenclature, it's essential to take a "name-alysis" approach!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The curious connection between nomenclature and human behavior has long intrigued researchers across various disciplines. In the realm of criminology, the question of whether one's given name could influence criminal tendencies has garnered both skepticism and fascination. This study ventures into uncharted territory to explore the surprising relationship between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma.
With data in hand, we set out to examine whether there exists a palpable association between the frequency of individuals bearing the name "Christopher" and the incidence of burglaries. Our investigation delves into the depths of statistical analysis, aiming to shed light on this enigmatic correlation. As we embarked on this endeavor, we couldn't help but wonder: What leads to a burglary's success? A good "entry strategy," perhaps?
The state of Oklahoma serves as our primary setting for this exploration, offering a unique backdrop for our study. With its distinctive blend of urban and rural areas, Oklahoma presents a nuanced environment for examining patterns of criminal activity. Additionally, our analysis encompasses a significant timeframe, spanning from 1985 to 2022, allowing for a comprehensive evaluation of temporal trends. After all, when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of nomenclature and criminal behavior, timing is of the essence – much like a well-timed “knock knock” joke!
In the present paper, we endeavor to elucidate the perplexing relationship between the popularity of the name "Christopher" and burglary rates. Through a rigorous analysis of extensive datasets, we aim to contribute to the burgeoning literature on the potential influence of nomenclature on criminal propensities. As we venture into the intricacies of this topic, we remain cognizant of the importance of approaching our investigation with both meticulousness and an occasional splash of humor – because, let's face it, exploring the unexpected connections between names and crime is bound to elicit some raised eyebrows and, perhaps, a groan or two!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our study reveal a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. The correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two variables, indicating that as the popularity of the name "Christopher" increases, so do the incidents of burglaries. This finding prompts us to ask: are we witnessing the "Christopher Crime Connection," or is this an instance of mere statistical serendipity?
The r-squared value of 0.9332885 further bolsters the robustness of the observed relationship, indicating that approximately 93.3% of the variation in burglary rates in Oklahoma can be explained by the frequency of individuals with the name "Christopher." One might say that this correlation is "breaking and entering" our expectations!
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept the alternative hypothesis, confirming that the observed correlation is unlikely to have occurred by chance alone. It seems the "Christopher" factor in burglary rates is not just a fluke; it's statistically significant.
Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the popularity of the name "Christopher" and burglary rates in Oklahoma over the years 1985 to 2022. The scatterplot tells a compelling story of its own, showcasing the close relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. One might even say it's a "criminal masterpiece!"
These findings challenge conventional wisdom and provoke further contemplation of the potential impact of nomenclature on criminal behavior. It appears that the name "Christopher" carries more weight than meets the eye, perhaps even playing a role in shaping criminal tendencies. Who knew that a name could have such "breaking" implications?

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the connection between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and burglaries in Oklahoma has yielded a statistically significant and eyebrow-raising correlation. The evidence of a strong positive relationship between the frequency of individuals with this moniker and burglary rates prompts us to reconsider the potential influence of nomenclature on criminal propensities. It seems that the impact of a name can be more than just a "Christopher" coincidence - there may indeed be a "Breaking and Enter-Chris" phenomenon at play here!

Our findings raise thought-provoking questions about the societal perceptions and connotations associated with the name "Christopher," as well as its unexpected influence on criminal behavior. Who would have thought that a name could be a "prime suspect" in shaping burglary rates? It seems the "Christopher" effect extends beyond mere nomenclature.

Further research in this area could explore the mechanisms through which the name "Christopher" might exert its influence on criminal tendencies. Additionally, investigating potential variations across different geographical regions and demographic segments could provide a more nuanced understanding of this intriguing phenomenon. However, the endeavor to comprehend the curious interplay of human behavior and nomenclature may leave us grappling with more questions than answers, akin to a classic dad joke.

Nonetheless, based on the compelling evidence presented in this study, it is safe to assert that no further research is required in this rather peculiar area of inquiry. After all, when it comes to the "Christopher Crime Connection," it seems the case is closed!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Social Science Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Quirky Social Science Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Christopher's Popularity and Burglaries in Oklahoma: A Rhyming Analysis with an abstract of This groundbreaking study delves into the curious connection between the popularity of the first name "Christopher" and the occurrences of burglaries in the state of Oklahoma. Harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to uncover whether the frequency of this moniker corresponds with burglary rates. The correlation coefficient of 0.9660686 and p < 0.01 for the years 1985 to 2022 presents an intriguing statistical relationship between the two variables.
As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: Does having the name "Christopher" make one more prone to breaking and entering, or does the name's ubiquity provide cover for those seeking to engage in nefarious activities? It's a real "Breakin' and Enter-Chris" situation!
Our team's in-depth analysis explores potential underlying factors, such as societal perceptions of the name "Christopher" and its connotations, as well as the socioeconomic dynamics at play in the state of Oklahoma. It seems the "Christopher" effect on burglaries elicits both surprised gasps and groans from our data.
The results of this study provide compelling evidence warranting further investigation into the implications of nomenclature on criminal behavior. After all, when it comes to understanding the curious interplay of human behavior and nomenclature, it's essential to take a "name-alysis" approach!

ChatGPT:

Christopher, popularity, burglaries, Oklahoma, correlation, statistics, social security administration, FBI, criminal justice, name analysis, criminal behavior, nomenclature, societal perceptions, socioeconomic dynamics, statistical relationship

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Christopher
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Christopher
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Christopher

Burglaries in Oklahoma
Detailed data title: The burglary rate per 100,000 residents in Oklahoma
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Burglaries in Oklahoma

Correlation r = 0.9660686 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9332885 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 93.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Burglaries in Oklahoma) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Christopher) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 9.3E-23. 0.0000000000000000000000934480
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 9.3E-21% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 10,701,138,601,147,161,903,104 random variables You don't actually need 10 sextillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.94, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Christopher (Babies born)60025571075487153364534285254147266425963834734907327773097729164270582566924986231712171620795197341922019724200521799916385143051303611934108871039198579107830773327004620158465540
Burglaries in Oklahoma (Burglary rate)1612.11786.81782.81643.41563.61447.51478.21359.812351251.21271.91255.61206.41143.41026.5917.5996.51007.9993.81000.21007.3962.1950.1967.71032.61006.5963.5945.9869.7772.3736.6749.2731689.8677.2613.3599.7482.6




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([60025,57107,54871,53364,53428,52541,47266,42596,38347,34907,32777,30977,29164,27058,25669,24986,23171,21716,20795,19734,19220,19724,20052,17999,16385,14305,13036,11934,10887,10391,9857,9107,8307,7332,7004,6201,5846,5540,])
array_2 = np.array([1612.1,1786.8,1782.8,1643.4,1563.6,1447.5,1478.2,1359.8,1235,1251.2,1271.9,1255.6,1206.4,1143.4,1026.5,917.5,996.5,1007.9,993.8,1000.2,1007.3,962.1,950.1,967.7,1032.6,1006.5,963.5,945.9,869.7,772.3,736.6,749.2,731,689.8,677.2,613.3,599.7,482.6,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Christopher"
array_2_name = "Burglaries in Oklahoma"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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