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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Analyzing the Mental Code: A Statistical Investigation of the Relationship Between Psychiatrist Density in Colorado and xkcd Comics on Programming
Journal of Quirky Behavioral Science
r=0.736 · 95% conf. int. [0.379,0.903] · r2=0.542 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Hot Jobs and Hot Crimes: A Correlational Study of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in Arkansas and Burglary Rates
The Journal of Quirky Socioeconomic Correlations
r=0.862 · 95% conf. int. [0.669,0.946] · r2=0.742 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shining Light on the Adonis Connection: The Solar Correlation Between Name Popularity and Power Production in China
Journal of Solar Prowess and Name Trends
r=0.975 · 95% conf. int. [0.949,0.988] · r2=0.951 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cheesy Connections: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and Wind Power Generated in Turkiye
The Journal of Dairy Sustainability and Renewable Energy Integration
r=0.972 · 95% conf. int. [0.935,0.988] · r2=0.945 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Solar Flare to Seafood Fare: Examining the Ray-tionship Between Croatian Solar Power and US Edible Fish Imports
The Journal of Ecological Entanglements
r=0.979 · 95% conf. int. [0.909,0.995] · r2=0.958 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Power of Butter: A Current-Butter Relationship Between Butter Consumption and Electricity Generation in Palestinian Territories
Journal of Dairy Science and Energy Conversion
r=0.814 · 95% conf. int. [0.588,0.922] · r2=0.662 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Icy Baths and Solar Paths: Exploring the Relationship Between Solar Power Generation in Slovenia and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'
The Journal of Solar Energy Psychology
r=0.981 · 95% conf. int. [0.940,0.994] · r2=0.963 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cheesy Consumption and Car Crimes: The Curious Correlation in Ohio
The Journal of Dairy Delights and Deviant Driving
r=0.937 · 95% conf. int. [0.873,0.969] · r2=0.877 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Derrick'd and Burgled: The Unconventional Link Between the Popularity of the Name Derrick and Burglary Rates in California
The Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.973,0.993] · r2=0.972 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Criminal KaliTies: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Kali on Robberies in South Dakota
Journal of Criminological Linguistics
r=0.761 · 95% conf. int. [0.584,0.869] · r2=0.580 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unraveling Unidentified Unearthly Unions: Louisiana UFO Sightings and US Patent Grants
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Encounters and Innovations
r=0.799 · 95% conf. int. [0.663,0.884] · r2=0.639 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Aubree's Anecdotal Anomalies: Assessing the Association between Aubree's Ascendancy and Vermont's Vivid UFO Visions
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Experiences and Anomalies
r=0.900 · 95% conf. int. [0.827,0.944] · r2=0.810 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Out of This World Investments: The Extraterrestrial Influence on Hollywood Blockbusters
Cosmic Discoveries: Journal of Interstellar Studies
r=0.838 · 95% conf. int. [0.724,0.908] · r2=0.703 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cosmic Conundrums: The Celestial Relations Between Planetary Positioning and Major League Baseball Ticket Sales
The Journal of Astrodynamics and Sport Economics
r=0.885 · 95% conf. int. [0.799,0.935] · r2=0.783 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Tale of Two Teeth: The Curious Correlation Between Dental Assisting Degrees Awarded and the Baltimore Orioles' Run Scoring
The Journal of Dental Sports Analytics
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.687,0.977] · r2=0.831 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cover to Cover: Uncovering the Literary Slugger Connection
The Journal of Literary Sluggers
r=0.827 · 95% conf. int. [0.450,0.954] · r2=0.684 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Serving Up Crafty Connections: An Examination of Andy Murray's ATP Final Appearances and the Number of Craft Artists in Washington
Journal of Sport and Artistic Sociology
r=0.845 · 95% conf. int. [0.588,0.947] · r2=0.715 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Kevin-cidence: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Kevin and Robberies in Connecticut
The Journal of Unlikely Social Trends
r=0.971 · 95% conf. int. [0.944,0.985] · r2=0.942 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Neptune's Neighbors: Exploring the Cosmic Connection to Burglaries in Kansas
The Interstellar Criminology Journal
r=0.963 · 95% conf. int. [0.929,0.981] · r2=0.927 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Milking the Situation: Exploring the Link between Milk Consumption and Burglaries in Vermont
Journal of Dairy Delinquency
r=0.917 · 95% conf. int. [0.836,0.959] · r2=0.842 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Days of Our Driven Lives: Exploring the Correlation between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Tennessee and Viewership Count for Days of Our Lives
Journal of Whimsical Sociological Studies
r=0.864 · 95% conf. int. [0.749,0.928] · r2=0.746 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Desktop Background Search Resound and Robbery Rate Compound: A Correlational Study in the District of Columbia
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Research
r=0.949 · 95% conf. int. [0.855,0.982] · r2=0.900 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gerard's Popularity and Illinois Arson: A Rhyming Connection?
The Journal of Quirky Social Patterns
r=0.909 · 95% conf. int. [0.831,0.952] · r2=0.826 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Heights of Extraterrestrial Influence: UFO Sightings in South Carolina and the Summits of Success on Mount Everest
The Journal of Cosmic Conundrums
r=0.917 · 95% conf. int. [0.844,0.957] · r2=0.841 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Annabelle and Aliens: Unveiling the Unearthly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Etymology
r=0.914 · 95% conf. int. [0.849,0.951] · r2=0.835 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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