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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

The Sonny Side Up: A Correlational Study of the Name Sonny and Edwards Lifesciences' Stock Price
The Journal of Pseudoscientific Economics
r=0.990 · 95% conf. int. [0.975,0.996] · r2=0.980 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Scratch That Stock: The Purr-fect Relationship Between Google Searches for 'My Cat Scratched Me' and Johnson Controls International's Stock Price
The Journal of Feline Finance and Behavioral Economics
r=0.877 · 95% conf. int. [0.675,0.957] · r2=0.770 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Churn and Return: Relations Between Butter Yearn and Ulta's Earnings Spurn
The Journal of Dairy Economics and Consumer Behavior
r=0.925 · 95% conf. int. [0.774,0.976] · r2=0.855 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Quenching the Thirst for Knowledge: The Bottled Water Consumption-PCAR Connection
Journal of Hydration Studies
r=0.924 · 95% conf. int. [0.819,0.969] · r2=0.854 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Planetary Proximity and Boozy Booty: A Correlational Study of Neptune-Uranus Distance and Diageo's Stock Price
The Astronomical Alcoholic Review
r=0.937 · 95% conf. int. [0.853,0.974] · r2=0.879 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Unseen Costs: A Breath of Fresh Air on the Link Between Air Pollution in Grand Junction and POSCO Holdings' Stock Price
Journal of Environmental Economics and Financial Markets
r=0.802 · 95% conf. int. [0.575,0.915] · r2=0.644 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Out of This World: The Celestial Correlation Between the Distance from Neptune to Uranus and Valero Energy's Stock Price
The Journal of Astronomical Economics
r=0.819 · 95% conf. int. [0.608,0.922] · r2=0.671 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

McDonald's Munching Moola: Mapping the Marriage of Bottled Water and Burger Stocks
The Journal of Fast Food Finance
r=0.943 · 95% conf. int. [0.861,0.977] · r2=0.889 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Blowing in the Wind: The Char-lotta Wind Connection in Switzerland
Journal of Windy Science
r=0.987 · 95% conf. int. [0.970,0.994] · r2=0.974 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Storm Surge: A Quirky Investigation into the Relationship between the Popularity of the Name Storm and Hydroelectric Power Generation in Kosovo
Journal of Quirky Interdisciplinary Studies
r=0.915 · 95% conf. int. [0.748,0.973] · r2=0.838 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Ale and Kale: The Pale Tale of Breweries and Solar Flare
The Journal of Culinary Chemobiology
r=0.952 · 95% conf. int. [0.869,0.983] · r2=0.907 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sunny Side Up: Shedding Light on the Relationship Between US Bottled Water Consumption and Solar Power in Guinea
The International Journal of Solar Beverage Studies
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.745,0.976] · r2=0.844 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lighting Up the Search: A Sunny Connection Between Solar Power Generation and Google Searches for 'Why Do I Have a Migraine'
Journal of Solar Psychology
r=0.966 · 95% conf. int. [0.888,0.990] · r2=0.933 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Chasing Convictions: Exploring the Link Between Bachelor's Degrees in Law Enforcement and Hydropower Energy Generation in Uruguay
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Law and Sustainable Energy
r=0.750 · 95% conf. int. [0.228,0.937] · r2=0.562 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Power Plants to Power Eaters: A Statistical Analysis of Biomass Energy Generation in Argentina and Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champion's Consumption
The Journal of Ecological Energy Dynamics
r=0.889 · 95% conf. int. [0.802,0.939] · r2=0.790 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Whimsical Wind Warrants Wacky Wishes: Investigating the Interplay Between Wind Power in South Africa and Searches for the Nearest Nickel-and-Dime Nook
The Journal of Eclectic Energy Ecology
r=0.978 · 95% conf. int. [0.942,0.992] · r2=0.957 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Let the Sun Shine In: Illuminating the Relationship between Solar Power Generation in Cambodia and Google Searches for 'Takeout Near Me'
The International Journal of Solar Studies
r=0.982 · 95% conf. int. [0.950,0.994] · r2=0.965 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Flipping the Golden Arches: A McZombie Connection between Global Revenue and Google Searches
International Journal of Culinary Economics and Trends
r=0.858 · 95% conf. int. [0.652,0.946] · r2=0.735 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Thirst for Knowledge: An Exploration of the Bottled Water Consumption-Consolidated Edison Stock Price Connection
The Journal of Quirky Correlations
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.851,0.975] · r2=0.880 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Planetary Proximity and Stock Prosperity: The Correlation between Neptune and Uranus Distance and Cummins' Stock Price
The International Journal of Astro-Economic Studies
r=0.956 · 95% conf. int. [0.895,0.982] · r2=0.913 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Home is Where the Stock is Effect: Understanding the Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Home Maintenance and Microsoft's Stock Price
The Journal of Quirky Economic Research
r=0.933 · 95% conf. int. [0.838,0.973] · r2=0.870 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pouring Over the Data: The Bottled Water-Corning's GLW Connection
The Journal of Liquid Analysis
r=0.888 · 95% conf. int. [0.741,0.954] · r2=0.789 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shocking Connections: Renewable Energy from the Land of the Thunder Dragon and a Baby Boom Down Under
The Journal of Eclectic Energy Studies
r=0.956 · 95% conf. int. [0.919,0.976] · r2=0.914 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Blown Away: Uncovering the Winds of Change in the Relationship Between Wind Power in Puerto Rico and Operations Research Analysts in Indiana
The Journal of Renewable Energy Integration and Regional Economic Analysis
r=0.959 · 95% conf. int. [0.857,0.989] · r2=0.920 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Perplexing Parallels: Pupils and Power in Paraguay
The Journal of Comparative Ophthalmological and Political Studies
r=0.921 · 95% conf. int. [0.844,0.961] · r2=0.849 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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