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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

The Pollen Paradox: Examining the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania and the Number of Floral Designers in Pennsylvania
The Journal of Ecological Quirks
r=0.822 · 95% conf. int. [0.597,0.927] · r2=0.676 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Republican Ripple: Reflecting on the Relationship between Kentucky's Presidential Preferences and UFO Unveilings
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Politics and Earthly Phenomena
r=0.922 · 95% conf. int. [0.740,0.978] · r2=0.851 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Red Votes and Pre-Fired Quotes: The Relationship Between GOP Ballots in Wisconsin and Biomass Watts in Taiwan
The Journal of Political Eclecticism
r=0.927 · 95% conf. int. [0.641,0.987] · r2=0.859 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Up in Smoke: Uncovering the Libertarian Link between the Tar Heel State and LPG Consumption in Haiti
The Journal of Eclectic Economic Research
r=0.959 · 95% conf. int. [0.830,0.990] · r2=0.919 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Libertarian Votes and Airbag Recalls in Nebraska: A Correlational Odyssey
The Journal of Unconventional Correlations
r=0.984 · 95% conf. int. [0.913,0.997] · r2=0.969 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: The Bleach-iful Relationship Between Air Quality in Greenwood, South Carolina and Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Bleach'
The Journal of Ecological Oddities
r=0.912 · 95% conf. int. [0.726,0.974] · r2=0.832 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: Exploring the Link Between Air Pollution in Youngstown, Ohio, and Petroleum Consumption in Denmark
Journal of Ecological Connections
r=0.871 · 95% conf. int. [0.772,0.928] · r2=0.758 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Airing the Affect of Air Pollution: An Alliterative Analysis of the Astounding Association between Ithaca's Air Quality and Days of Our Lives Viewership
Journal of Airborne Amusements
r=0.880 · 95% conf. int. [0.767,0.940] · r2=0.775 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: Exploring the '3Blue1Brown' Connection to Air Pollution in Billings, Montana
The Journal of Ecological Mathematics and Environmental Studies
r=0.936 · 95% conf. int. [0.822,0.978] · r2=0.877 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

When Neptune's Away, the Air Will Play: A Cosmic Comedy of Connection Between Planetary Proximity and Air Pollution in Oxnard, California
Journal of Planetary Proximity and Atmospheric Anecdotes
r=0.963 · 95% conf. int. [0.933,0.980] · r2=0.928 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Blowing Smoke: The Correlation Between Air Quality in Green Bay, Wisconsin and Electricity Generation in Russia
The Journal of International Energy and Environmental Dynamics
r=0.841 · 95% conf. int. [0.690,0.922] · r2=0.707 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kerosene in the Sky with Pollution: A Correlative Analysis of Air Pollution in Houston and Kerosene Usage in the United States
Journal of Environmental Anthropology
r=0.930 · 95% conf. int. [0.874,0.962] · r2=0.865 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Libertarian Laissez-Faire: A Correlation Analysis of Arizona Senate Votes and International Tourist Arrivals
The Journal of Political Economics and Tourism Studies
r=0.905 · 95% conf. int. [0.478,0.986] · r2=0.819 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cluck Bucks and Dems' Luck: Exploring the Correlation Between Poultry Expenditure and Democratic Senatorial Votes in South Carolina
The Journal of Avian Politics
r=0.940 · 95% conf. int. [0.642,0.991] · r2=0.885 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pollution Politics: The Smoggy Connection Between Air Quality and Republican Senate Votes in Carbondale, Illinois
The Journal of Environmental Political Science
r=1.000 · 95% conf. int. [-1.000,1.000] · r2=1.000 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Yogurtright: The Curious Case of Yogurt Consumption and Votes for the Republican Presidential Candidate in Louisiana
The Journal of Culinary Politics
r=0.930 · 95% conf. int. [0.654,0.988] · r2=0.865 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Consumer Science Credentials: A Libertarian Lean in Montana?
Journal of Quirky Consumer Behavior
r=0.999 · 95% conf. int. [-1.000,1.000] · r2=0.999 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shakin' Up the Ballot Box: The Correlation Between Republican Votes for Senators in South Dakota and Seismic Activity in the United States
The Journal of Unconventional Political Geophysics
r=0.871 · 95% conf. int. [0.430,0.976] · r2=0.758 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Maine Senators and the Heart of the Matter: The Odd Connection Between Democrat Votes and Cardiovascular Technicians
Journal of Political Cardiology
r=-0.938 · 95% conf. int. [-0.993,-0.530] · r2=0.880 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Fiddle of Rental Clerks and the Riddle of Tech Views: An Unexpected Connection
The Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.995 · 95% conf. int. [0.972,0.999] · r2=0.990 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Laying the Groundwork: The Link Between Carpet Installers in Florida and Average Number of Comments on Stand-up Maths YouTube Videos
The Journal of Humor in Applied Mathematics and Home Installation Sciences
r=0.974 · 95% conf. int. [0.898,0.993] · r2=0.948 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From E(dit)Nerd to Producer: A Reel-y Nerdy Investigation into the Relationship between YouTube Video Titles and Film and Video Editors in Puerto Rico
The Journal of Media Linguistics and Cultural Studies.
r=0.877 · 95% conf. int. [0.552,0.971] · r2=0.769 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Playing with Fire: An Unlikely Connection Between Arson in South Dakota and the Total Likes of Vihart YouTube Videos
The Journal of Unconventional Connections
r=0.913 · 95% conf. int. [0.741,0.972] · r2=0.833 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unboxing the Relationship Between Total Views on Casually Explained YouTube Videos and Customer Satisfaction with JCPenney: A Revealing Analysis
The Journal of Irreverent Social Science
r=0.994 · 95% conf. int. [0.945,0.999] · r2=0.988 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Vodafun: Exploring the Link between MinuteEarth YouTube Views and Vodafone Group's Stock Price
The Journal of Internet Trends and Market Analysis
r=0.931 · 95% conf. int. [0.751,0.982] · r2=0.868 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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