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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Eye Love is in the Air: A Correlative Study of Mississippi Ophthalmic Laboratory Technicians and xkcd Comics about Romance
Journal of Ocular Relationships
r=0.814 · 95% conf. int. [0.534,0.933] · r2=0.663 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Reese and the Biological Science Brigade: An Eccentric Examination of Name Popularity and Academic Affiliation in Alabama
The Journal of Peculiar Human Studies
r=0.710 · 95% conf. int. [0.364,0.884] · r2=0.504 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Bellhops in Minnesota and the Bolstering of Gasoline in Gambia: A Bizarrely Bountiful Bond
The Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.785 · 95% conf. int. [0.514,0.913] · r2=0.616 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Sunny-Side Up Connection: Clucking Good News for Eggspanding Portfolios
The Poultry Finance Quarterly
r=0.847 · 95% conf. int. [0.655,0.936] · r2=0.718 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Meats Market: A Poultry Tale of Household Spending and Stock Prices
Journal of Gastronomical Economics
r=0.953 · 95% conf. int. [0.885,0.981] · r2=0.908 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Bo Effect: Exploring the Bullish Relationship Between Bo's Popularity and PACCAR's Stock Price
Journal of Cultural Economics and Finance
r=0.928 · 95% conf. int. [0.827,0.971] · r2=0.861 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Divine Drivetrain: Uncovering the Holy Grail of Theology Degrees and Ford's Stock Price
The Journal of Divine Engineering and Financial Theology
r=0.817 · 95% conf. int. [0.387,0.955] · r2=0.668 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Name Fallon's Impact on Bank Balance: A Quirky Connection between Personal Popularity and Stock Performance
The Journal of Mirthful Economics and Peculiar Correlations
r=0.889 · 95% conf. int. [0.742,0.954] · r2=0.790 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Got Milk? A Udderly Surprising Connection: Milk Consumption and Burglaries in Pennsylvania
The Journal of Dairy Delinquency
r=0.957 · 95% conf. int. [0.913,0.979] · r2=0.916 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Flaming Connections: Assessing the Relationship Between Arson in Colorado and Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon
The International Journal of Ecological Puzzlement
r=0.929 · 95% conf. int. [0.865,0.964] · r2=0.864 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas
The Journal of Eccentric Linguistics
r=0.948 · 95% conf. int. [0.902,0.973] · r2=0.899 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Out of This World: The Stellar Connection between the Name Brooklyn and UFO Sightings in the Bluegrass State
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Etymology
r=0.942 · 95% conf. int. [0.897,0.967] · r2=0.887 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Turbulent Tendencies: The Tantalizing Tie between Trifecta Triplet Births and Tepid Toxins in the Terrestrial Troposphere of Dover, Delaware
The Journal of Quirky Quandaries
r=0.886 · 95% conf. int. [0.730,0.954] · r2=0.785 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Smog and Synchronicities: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Huntington, Indiana, and the Manifestation of Existentialist Themes in xkcd Comics
Journal of Environmental Humor and Synchronicity
r=0.874 · 95% conf. int. [0.544,0.970] · r2=0.764 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Ties Between Skies: Environmental Impacts of Air Pollution in Bend, Oregon and Jet Fuel Usage in Eswatini
The Journal of Atmospheric Chaos and Global Connections
r=0.696 · 95% conf. int. [0.378,0.867] · r2=0.484 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Pollution: A Soap Opera for Days of Our Lives Viewership in Richmond, Virginia
Journal of Environmental Psychology and Pop Culture
r=0.840 · 95% conf. int. [0.721,0.912] · r2=0.706 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Anchorage's Air Pollution and Venezuela's Vapor: A Statistical Analysis
Journal of Atmospheric Absurdities
r=0.881 · 95% conf. int. [0.788,0.935] · r2=0.776 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Correlating Kerosene Consumption in Peru with Air Pollution in Ithaca
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Economics
r=0.878 · 95% conf. int. [0.762,0.939] · r2=0.770 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Degrees of Separation: Exploring the Link Between Family and Consumer Sciences/Human Sciences Associate Degrees and Air Pollution in Boulder
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Studies in Family and Environmental Sciences
r=0.776 · 95% conf. int. [0.330,0.939] · r2=0.603 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Voltage Variety: The Shocking Connection Between Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies Bachelor's Degrees and Electricity Generation in Angola
The Journal of Applied Quirkology
r=0.992 · 95% conf. int. [0.964,0.998] · r2=0.984 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Degrees to Fuel: Exploring the Correlation Between Engineering Technology Associate Degrees and Global Kerosene Consumption
Journal of Technological Innovations and Energy Consumption
r=0.961 · 95% conf. int. [0.852,0.990] · r2=0.923 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Build a Bridge and Get over It: The Surprising Link between Bachelor's Degrees in Transportation and Materials Moving and the Number of Building Inspectors in Nebraska
The Journal of Transport and Infrastructure Studies
r=0.988 · 95% conf. int. [0.947,0.997] · r2=0.976 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Crunching the Numbers: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Mathematics and Statistics and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'
The Journal of Comedic Quantitative Research
r=0.992 · 95% conf. int. [0.964,0.998] · r2=0.983 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Cotton Connection: Genetically Modified Seeds and RY Stock Price Growth
Journal of Agricultural Innovation and Economic Growth
r=0.905 · 95% conf. int. [0.778,0.961] · r2=0.820 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pouring Over Pints and Portfolios: The Brewtiful Relationship Between Breweries in the United States and M&T Bank's Stock Price
The Journal of Fermented Finance
r=0.829 · 95% conf. int. [0.619,0.928] · r2=0.687 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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