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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Growing Corn with Wings: The Corn-Fuel Connection
Journal of Agricultural Aviatics
r=0.939 · 95% conf. int. [0.804,0.982] · r2=0.882 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Maize to Maze: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Corn and Cornily Crafty Criminals in Texas
The Journal of Agricultural Anecdotes
r=0.952 · 95% conf. int. [0.874,0.982] · r2=0.907 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shocking Consequences: The Spread of Butter Consumption and its Impact on Automotive Recalls for Electrical System Malfunctions
The Journal of Eccentric Eclectic Research
r=0.913 · 95% conf. int. [0.828,0.957] · r2=0.833 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMO Corn: A-Maize-ing Effects on RCI Stock Price Yield Unlikely Connection
The Journal of Agricultural Finance and Crop Economics
r=0.932 · 95% conf. int. [0.841,0.972] · r2=0.869 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fueling the Fire: The Jet Fuel-Joy of Victory Connection in Tennessee's Titans
The Journal of Sports Psychology and Performance Enhancement
r=-0.785 · 95% conf. int. [-0.904,-0.551] · r2=0.616 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Tumultuous Tango: Tracking the Tie Between Serena Williams' Grand Slam Finals and the Trend of 'Where to Buy Bleach'
Journal of Sports and Sociocultural Studies
r=0.591 · 95% conf. int. [0.087,0.854] · r2=0.349 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Service with a Smash: The Volleying Connection Between Final Match Score Difference in the Volkswagen Challenger Set and The Number of Waiters and Waitresses in South Carolina
The Journal of Applied Sports Sociology
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.752,0.985] · r2=0.879 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kickin' Goals and Googlin' Depp: The Messi-Depp Connection Revisited
The Journal of Sports and Celebrity Studies
r=0.761 · 95% conf. int. [0.443,0.909] · r2=0.580 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Net Goals or Nutty Squirrels: Investigating the Link Between National Lacrosse League Finalist Score Difference and Google Searches for 'Attacked by a Squirrel'
The Journal of Eclectic Sports and Bizarre Behavior
r=0.771 · 95% conf. int. [0.487,0.907] · r2=0.594 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lost in Translation: The Unlikely Alliances Between Montana's Language Professors and World Series Champions
The Journal of Linguistic Sporting Alliances
r=0.901 · 95% conf. int. [0.656,0.974] · r2=0.812 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Swinging for the Fences In and Out of the Ballpark: A Correlative Analysis of Justin Verlander's Season Strikeout Count and the Number of Cooks, Institution, and Cafeteria in District of Columbia
The Journal of Sports Economics and Culinary Sociology
r=0.842 · 95% conf. int. [0.618,0.939] · r2=0.709 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clapback: A Statistical Analysis of the Connection Between Boston Celtics' Annual Draft Picks and Google Searches for 'Please Clap'
The Journal of Sports Analytics and Internet Culture
r=0.861 · 95% conf. int. [0.668,0.945] · r2=0.741 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kickin' the Stats: Exploring the Unlikely Link Between Lionel Messi's Match Count with Argentina and the Number of Middle School Special Education Teachers in Vermont
The Journal of Sports Statistics and Unlikely Correlations
r=0.845 · 95% conf. int. [0.626,0.941] · r2=0.715 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Swing and Sling: How Maine's Library Assistants Impact NCAA Softball Championship
Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.739 · 95% conf. int. [0.440,0.890] · r2=0.546 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Power Play: Examining the Shocking Link Between Renewable Energy in Antarctica and World Series Runs Scored
Journal of Polar Energy and Sports Statistics
r=0.754 · 95% conf. int. [0.181,0.945] · r2=0.569 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Football Fellows Fuel Fact Finding: The Phenomenon of Fletcher's Fútbol and the Fuel Frenzy in Iraq
The International Journal of Sports Science and Global Energy Policy
r=0.765 · 95% conf. int. [0.450,0.911] · r2=0.585 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Crunching Numbers: Does Matt Kemp's Swings Determine Missouri's Teach Sings?
Journal of Sports Analytics and Behavioral Science
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.726,0.987] · r2=0.879 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Playing with Fire: The Rachel Arson Connection in Texas
The Journal of Fire Science and Arson Investigation
r=0.985 · 95% conf. int. [0.971,0.992] · r2=0.971 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Milking the Data: Exploring the Udderly Bizarre Connection Between Milk Consumption and Arson in Oklahoma
The Journal of Dairy Delinquency
r=0.935 · 95% conf. int. [0.870,0.968] · r2=0.875 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breaking and Entering the Name Game: A Burglarious Connection Between Andrew and Utah
Journal of Nameology
r=0.967 · 95% conf. int. [0.937,0.983] · r2=0.935 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Cosmic Recall: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Delaware and Honda Automotive Recalls
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Engineering and Earthly Anomalies
r=0.755 · 95% conf. int. [0.595,0.857] · r2=0.570 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Planetary Perils: The Correlation Between Neptune's Distance and Burglaries in the District of Columbia
The Interstellar Journal of Criminology and Extraterrestrial Relations
r=0.946 · 95% conf. int. [0.898,0.972] · r2=0.895 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cottage Cheese Crime: Unraveling the Link between Consumption and Arson in Tennessee
Journal of Dairy Delinquency
r=0.889 · 95% conf. int. [0.784,0.945] · r2=0.791 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unveiling the Cosmic Connection: UFO Sightings in Arizona and Automotive Recalls, A Close Encounter of the Automotive Kind
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Traffic Safety and Cosmic Investigations
r=0.840 · 95% conf. int. [0.729,0.908] · r2=0.706 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Peculiar Parallels: Pollutants and Parachutes in Greenville
The Journal of Ecological Quirks
r=0.866 · 95% conf. int. [0.475,0.971] · r2=0.750 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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