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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Diesel and Memes: Evaluating the Surprising Relationship Between Highway Diesel Consumption in the US and the Popularity of the 'Willy Wonka' Meme
The Journal of Transportation and Internet Culture
r=0.979 · 95% conf. int. [0.814,0.998] · r2=0.958 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Jet Fuel from the Czech and Air Pollution's Effect: A Rhyming Relationship?
The Journal of Avian Aerodynamics and Environmental Poetry
r=0.849 · 95% conf. int. [0.536,0.957] · r2=0.721 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air We There Yet? The Atmos-fear of Air Pollution in Salisbury, Maryland: A Breath of Fresh Air for Statistical Assistants in Maryland
The Journal of Atmospheric Anxieties
r=0.896 · 95% conf. int. [0.720,0.964] · r2=0.803 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Steve Mould: The Man, The Myth, The Science - Unraveling the Correlation Between Catchy YouTube Video Titles and Event Planners in New Hampshire
The Journal of Experimental Internet Studies
r=0.896 · 95% conf. int. [0.639,0.973] · r2=0.802 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

View to a Pest: Analyzing the Buzz-worthy Link between Total Views on Deep Look YouTube Videos and the Impact on Pest Control Workers in Delaware
The Journal of Entomological Media Studies
r=0.966 · 95% conf. int. [0.842,0.993] · r2=0.933 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kareem's Likes: Kinship between Kareem's Name and YouTube's Likes
The Journal of Social Media Linguistics
r=0.827 · 95% conf. int. [0.482,0.950] · r2=0.684 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Sound of Statistics: A Sonographic Study of Stand-up Maths Video Length
Journal of Comedic Research
r=0.948 · 95% conf. int. [0.819,0.986] · r2=0.898 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Charting a Course: The xkcd-illating Connection Between Democrat Votes for Senators in Delaware and xkcd Comics
The Journal of Political Satire and Socio-Cultural Analysis
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.420,0.991] · r2=0.844 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Emani's Popularity and Voting Majority: A Rhyming Analysis of Democrat Support in Connecticut
Journal of Political Limericks and Lingo
r=0.976 · 95% conf. int. [0.871,0.996] · r2=0.953 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Choking on Smog, Craving Smores: Correlating Air Quality in Burlington, Vermont with Google Searches for Sweet Treats
The Journal of Whimsical Environmental Studies
r=0.823 · 95% conf. int. [0.553,0.937] · r2=0.678 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Burning Up: The Hot Relationship Between Air Pollution and the Number of Heat Treating Equipment Setters, Operators, and Tenders, Metal and Plastic in Pennsylvania
The Journal of Environmental Health and Occupational Safety Studies
r=0.836 · 95% conf. int. [0.624,0.933] · r2=0.698 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Breath of Fresh Air: The Iron Clad Connection Between Air Quality in Iron Mountain, Michigan and Libertarian Votes for Senators in Michigan
The Journal of Quirky Social Science Research
r=0.838 · 95% conf. int. [0.084,0.982] · r2=0.703 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pumping Up Libertarian Votes: A Mozambique Gaslighting Connection
The Journal of Political Gaslighting Studies
r=0.954 · 95% conf. int. [0.828,0.988] · r2=0.910 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Whimsical Wind Power and Wholesome Wheeling: A Wacky Exploration of Air Quality and Wind Energy
The Journal of Quirky Clean Energy Solutions
r=0.959 · 95% conf. int. [0.830,0.990] · r2=0.919 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Astounding Affiliation between Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Tech and Awesome Numberphile YouTube Titles
The Journal of Quirky Academia
r=0.932 · 95% conf. int. [0.753,0.983] · r2=0.869 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Steak Your Claim: Exploring the Relationship Between Libertarian Votes for Senators and the Butcher Count in Indiana
The Journal of Meatology
r=0.908 · 95% conf. int. [0.365,0.990] · r2=0.824 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Picking Up Hilarity: Success Kid Meme's Popularity and Google Searches for Pick-up Lines
The Journal of Internet Memetics and Cultural Research
r=0.849 · 95% conf. int. [0.632,0.942] · r2=0.720 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance
Journal of Linguistic Legerdemain
r=0.945 · 95% conf. int. [0.779,0.987] · r2=0.893 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Doughnuts and Comments: A Statistical Correlation Examining the Relationship between Krispy Kreme Store Count in the US and Total Comments on SmarterEveryDay YouTube Videos
The Journal of Gastronomic Statistics
r=0.587 · 95% conf. int. [0.108,0.845] · r2=0.345 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stop Hitting Yourself: An Examination of the Relationship Between Democrat Votes for Senators in Florida and Google Searches
The Journal of Political Search Trends
r=0.854 · 95% conf. int. [0.137,0.984] · r2=0.729 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Rallying Republican Votes and Rafael Nadal's Riches: A Ridiculous Relationship Revealed
The Journal of Unlikely Correlations
r=0.972 · 95% conf. int. [0.757,0.997] · r2=0.944 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Rocky Relationship: The Astronomical Connection Between Jupiter's Distance from the Sun and Total Comments on Extra History YouTube Videos
The Proceedings of Celestial Dynamics and Online Engagements
r=0.857 · 95% conf. int. [0.558,0.959] · r2=0.735 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Counting on Creativity: The Correlation between Catchy Numberphile YouTube Video Titles and US Patents Granted
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Studies
r=0.812 · 95% conf. int. [0.374,0.954] · r2=0.660 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Senators' Votes and Biomass Rates: A Connection That Relates
The Journal of Political Ecology and Environmental Economics
r=0.898 · 95% conf. int. [0.703,0.968] · r2=0.807 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Jet Set: Exploring the Connection Between Libertarian Votes in Michigan and Jet Fuel Consumption in Cambodia
The Journal of Interconnected Absurdities
r=0.936 · 95% conf. int. [0.518,0.993] · r2=0.876 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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