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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the second variable is The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas.  The chart goes from 2013 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos decreased, people became less interested in learning about the world around them. This led to a decline in knowledge about natural phenomena. As a result, more inmates in Kansas started to claim they were innocent by reason of genetic predisposition to criminal behavior, leading to a decreased need for correctional officers and jailers. In other words, the lack of views on MinuteEarth led to a seismic shift in the field of corrections, leaving the officers and jailers to take the situation for granite.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of two contrasting scenes split down the middle: on the left side, depict a chaotic Kansas correctional facility with fewer correctional officers and jailers, amidst inmates making exaggerated claims of genetic predisposition to criminal behavior. On the right side, show a deserted classroom with the Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos dropping, symbolizing fewer viewers learning about natural phenomena. Add a humorous element to each scene to enhance the image's comedic effect. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a funny image macro Glitch art Cyberpunk a Polaroid photo Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: a funny image macro

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas, in the following situation: As Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos decreased, people became less interested in learning about the world around them. This led to a decline in knowledge about natural phenomena. As a result, more inmates in Kansas started to claim they were innocent by reason of genetic predisposition to criminal behavior, leading to a decreased need for correctional officers and jailers. In other words, the lack of views on MinuteEarth led to a seismic shift in the field of corrections, leaving the officers and jailers to take the situation for granite.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a Kansas correctional facility, the number of correctional officers and jailers dwindled as inmates milled around with claims of genetic predisposition to criminal behavior, while on the other side, the Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos plummeted, leaving fewer viewers learning about natural phenomena.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a funny image macro ] and depicting this scene: In a Kansas correctional facility, the number of correctional officers and jailers dwindled as inmates milled around with claims of genetic predisposition to criminal behavior, while on the other side, the Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos plummeted, leaving fewer viewers learning about natural phenomena. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of two contrasting scenes split down the middle: on the left side, depict a chaotic Kansas correctional facility with fewer correctional officers and jailers, amidst inmates making exaggerated claims of genetic predisposition to criminal behavior. On the right side, show a deserted classroom with the Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos dropping, symbolizing fewer viewers learning about natural phenomena. Add a humorous element to each scene to enhance the image's comedic effect.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos caused The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance

Journal of Linguistic Legerdemain

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from YouTube and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9450249 and p < 0.01 for 2013 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the unlikely connection between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Our research team utilized data from YouTube analytics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to investigate this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings unveiled a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9450249 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2013 to 2022.

Poring over the peculiar parallels between MinuteEarth content consumption and the stouthearted staff in state institutions, we couldn't help but marvel at the enigmatic entwinement of these two seemingly unrelated realms. The numbers paint a curious picture, highlighting the unforeseen interplay between digital diversions and the watchful wardens.

As we unraveled the statistical strands linking these disparate domains, we couldn't resist the temptation to quip that the viewers' captivation with MinuteEarth potentially mirrored the steadfast oversight of correctional officers and jailers in the Sunflower State. Our findings, though initially whimsical, beckon further examination and elicit a wry smile as we unravel this unexpected connection.

Ultimately, this study not only sheds light on the unanticipated bonds between online engagement and real-world occupations but also underscores the delightful serendipity found in academic inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the unlikely connection between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Our research team utilized data from YouTube analytics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to investigate this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings unveiled a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9450249 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2013 to 2022.

Poring over the peculiar parallels between MinuteEarth content consumption and the stouthearted staff in state institutions, we couldn't help but marvel at the enigmatic entwinement of these two seemingly unrelated realms. The numbers paint a curious picture, highlighting the unforeseen interplay between digital diversions and the watchful wardens.

As we unraveled the statistical strands linking these disparate domains, we couldn't resist the temptation to quip that the viewers' captivation with MinuteEarth potentially mirrored the steadfast oversight of correctional officers and jailers in the Sunflower State. Our findings, though initially whimsical, beckon further examination and elicit a wry smile as we unravel this unexpected connection.

Ultimately, this study not only sheds light on the unanticipated bonds between online engagement and real-world occupations but also underscores the delightful serendipity found in academic inquiry.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and anyone who stumbled upon this paper while searching for cute cat videos on YouTube, welcome to this peculiar yet captivating exploration into the uncharted territory of interconnectedness between MinuteEarth viewership and the workforce of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Prepare to embark on a journey through statistical landscapes and unexpected correlations, where the mundane meets the marvelous, and the digital intersects with the tangible.

The landscape of research often unfolds like a thrilling mystery novel, and our study is no exception. As we embarked on this scholarly escapade, we found ourselves in a labyrinth of data points, chasing after elusive statistical relationships as if they were the Holy Grail or the perfect cup of coffee on a Monday morning.

Picture this: a team of intrepid researchers armed with laptops and caffeinated beverages delving into the depths of YouTube analytics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, their eyes glinting with the excitement of discovery and the weariness of too many late-night data-mining sessions. The quirkiness of our findings only added to the thrill, like stumbling upon a hidden treasure trove in the midst of an academic expedition.

It's as if our research journey took us on an unexpected safari through the wilds of quantitative analysis, where we encountered not only the majestic beasts of correlation coefficients and p-values but also the elusive beasts of statistical significance and spurious correlations lurking in the scientific underbrush. But fear not, dear readers, for our trusty statistical tools and research methodologies served as our compass in this statistical wilderness, guiding us through the treacherous terrain of data analysis.

And what a journey it was! Uncovering the link between MinuteEarth's digital domain and the realm of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas felt like stumbling upon an inside joke in the annals of academic research. The numbers, like cryptic clues in a detective novel, began to reveal a fascinating narrative, weaving together the seemingly incongruous threads of online content consumption and the stalwart guardians of the Kansas correctional system.

As we dove deeper into the statistical sea, we couldn't help but chuckle at the delightful irony of it all. Who would have thought that the viewers' fascination with MinuteEarth could mirror the steadfast vigilance of correctional officers and jailers? It's almost as if the statistical universe decided to serve us a whimsical concoction of digital engagement and real-world occupation, garnished with a sprinkle of statistical stardust for good measure.

In the end, dear readers, as we present the captivating results of our study, let us not forget the unexpected joys and surprising serendipities that lie at the heart of scholarly inquiry. So, fasten your seatbelts and brace yourselves for a scientific rollercoaster ride through the quirky twists and turns of our findings. After all, who said academic research couldn't be a good laugh?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the unlikely connection between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Our research team utilized data from YouTube analytics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to investigate this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings unveiled a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9450249 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2013 to 2022.

Poring over the peculiar parallels between MinuteEarth content consumption and the stouthearted staff in state institutions, we couldn't help but marvel at the enigmatic entwinement of these two seemingly unrelated realms. The numbers paint a curious picture, highlighting the unforeseen interplay between digital diversions and the watchful wardens.

As we unraveled the statistical strands linking these disparate domains, we couldn't resist the temptation to quip that the viewers' captivation with MinuteEarth potentially mirrored the steadfast oversight of correctional officers and jailers in the Sunflower State. Our findings, though initially whimsical, beckon further examination and elicit a wry smile as we unravel this unexpected connection.

Ultimately, this study not only sheds light on the unanticipated bonds between online engagement and real-world occupations but also underscores the delightful serendipity found in academic inquiry.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and anyone who stumbled upon this paper while searching for cute cat videos on YouTube, welcome to this peculiar yet captivating exploration into the uncharted territory of interconnectedness between MinuteEarth viewership and the workforce of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Prepare to embark on a journey through statistical landscapes and unexpected correlations, where the mundane meets the marvelous, and the digital intersects with the tangible.
The landscape of research often unfolds like a thrilling mystery novel, and our study is no exception. As we embarked on this scholarly escapade, we found ourselves in a labyrinth of data points, chasing after elusive statistical relationships as if they were the Holy Grail or the perfect cup of coffee on a Monday morning.
Picture this: a team of intrepid researchers armed with laptops and caffeinated beverages delving into the depths of YouTube analytics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, their eyes glinting with the excitement of discovery and the weariness of too many late-night data-mining sessions. The quirkiness of our findings only added to the thrill, like stumbling upon a hidden treasure trove in the midst of an academic expedition.
It's as if our research journey took us on an unexpected safari through the wilds of quantitative analysis, where we encountered not only the majestic beasts of correlation coefficients and p-values but also the elusive beasts of statistical significance and spurious correlations lurking in the scientific underbrush. But fear not, dear readers, for our trusty statistical tools and research methodologies served as our compass in this statistical wilderness, guiding us through the treacherous terrain of data analysis.
And what a journey it was! Uncovering the link between MinuteEarth's digital domain and the realm of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas felt like stumbling upon an inside joke in the annals of academic research. The numbers, like cryptic clues in a detective novel, began to reveal a fascinating narrative, weaving together the seemingly incongruous threads of online content consumption and the stalwart guardians of the Kansas correctional system.
As we dove deeper into the statistical sea, we couldn't help but chuckle at the delightful irony of it all. Who would have thought that the viewers' fascination with MinuteEarth could mirror the steadfast vigilance of correctional officers and jailers? It's almost as if the statistical universe decided to serve us a whimsical concoction of digital engagement and real-world occupation, garnished with a sprinkle of statistical stardust for good measure.
In the end, dear readers, as we present the captivating results of our study, let us not forget the unexpected joys and surprising serendipities that lie at the heart of scholarly inquiry. So, fasten your seatbelts and brace yourselves for a scientific rollercoaster ride through the quirky twists and turns of our findings. After all, who said academic research couldn't be a good laugh?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The investigation of the unlikely nexus between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas is a terrain as unexplored as a hidden chamber in a mystical maze. The confluence of digital engagement and real-world workforce statistics has prompted a seismic shift in the perception of correlations, akin to the discovery of a parallel universe where statistical patterns are as baffling as a magician's disappearing act. As we tiptoed through the academic thicket, we stumbled upon studies that shed light on the interplay between online viewership and occupational statistics.

In "Digital Diversion and Occupational Oversight: A Statistical Study," Smith et al. illuminate the unforeseen parallels between online content consumption and the vigilant oversight of correctional officers. Their findings, though delivered with scholarly solemnity, echoed the unexpected whimsy of our own exploration. An unexpected connection between the ethereal realm of minute Earthly wonders and the resolute guardians of the Kansas correctional landscape began to emerge, akin to uncovering a unicorn grazing in the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Furthermore, Doe et al., in "Quantitative Quirks: Unearthing Unlikely Uniformity," delved into the statistical netherworld with a fervor that matched our own. Their revelations of peculiar parallels between digital engagement and workforce statistics added a delightful hue of curiosity to the scholarly canvas, much like spotting a pair of dancing flamingos in a mundane marsh of data analysis. Their work served as a beacon, guiding us through the numerical labyrinth toward the revelation of unforeseen connections.

Jones et al., in "Statistics: Beyond the Ordinary," expanded the scholarly conversation by unraveling correlations that seemed as improbable as finding a leprechaun's pot of gold at the end of a data rainbow. Their exploration of statistical whimsy did not merely scratch the surface; it plunged headfirst into the enigmatic intersection of digital diversions and occupational numbers, like a fearless adventurer plunging into the depths of a statistical rabbit hole.

Leaping from the confines of academic research into the realm of literature, "Big Data, Bigger Laughs: A Comedic Exploration of Statistical Relationships" by John W. Data, Ph.D., and "Statistically Speaking: A Novel Approach to Quantitative Quirkiness" by Anna Lytical, have, in their own peculiar ways, offered insights that align with our research journey. These works, concealed within the humorous pages of statistical satire and the whimsical whimsy of academic comedy, spoke to the heart of our own discovery: the unexpected joy found in uncovering statistical oddities.

In a parallel dimension where board games and academic research intersect, the popular title "Numbers and Nonsense: A Statistical Safari" and "Correlations and Chuckles: A Game of Statistical Serendipity," engage players in wild adventures through the statistically improbable, much like our own scholarly escapade in uncovering the links between MinuteEarth viewership and correctional officer statistics. These games are a reminder that even in the realm of research, a touch of whimsy can add an unexpected element of fun.

With our foray through the scholarly landscape, we unearthed a treasure trove of studies and literary works that not only contextualize our own findings but also infuse the statistical terrain with the delightful serendipities and unexpected joys that lie at the heart of scientific inquiry. As the academic expedition unfolds and the peculiar parallels between minute Earthly wonders and the watchful guardians of Kansas' correctional system come to light, it becomes evident that scholarly inquiry is not merely a pursuit of knowledge; it's a whimsical adventure through the statistical unknown.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from YouTube and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2013 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the unlikely connection between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Our research team utilized data from YouTube analytics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to investigate this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings unveiled a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9450249 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2013 to 2022.

Poring over the peculiar parallels between MinuteEarth content consumption and the stouthearted staff in state institutions, we couldn't help but marvel at the enigmatic entwinement of these two seemingly unrelated realms. The numbers paint a curious picture, highlighting the unforeseen interplay between digital diversions and the watchful wardens.

As we unraveled the statistical strands linking these disparate domains, we couldn't resist the temptation to quip that the viewers' captivation with MinuteEarth potentially mirrored the steadfast oversight of correctional officers and jailers in the Sunflower State. Our findings, though initially whimsical, beckon further examination and elicit a wry smile as we unravel this unexpected connection.

Ultimately, this study not only sheds light on the unanticipated bonds between online engagement and real-world occupations but also underscores the delightful serendipity found in academic inquiry.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and anyone who stumbled upon this paper while searching for cute cat videos on YouTube, welcome to this peculiar yet captivating exploration into the uncharted territory of interconnectedness between MinuteEarth viewership and the workforce of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Prepare to embark on a journey through statistical landscapes and unexpected correlations, where the mundane meets the marvelous, and the digital intersects with the tangible.
The landscape of research often unfolds like a thrilling mystery novel, and our study is no exception. As we embarked on this scholarly escapade, we found ourselves in a labyrinth of data points, chasing after elusive statistical relationships as if they were the Holy Grail or the perfect cup of coffee on a Monday morning.
Picture this: a team of intrepid researchers armed with laptops and caffeinated beverages delving into the depths of YouTube analytics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, their eyes glinting with the excitement of discovery and the weariness of too many late-night data-mining sessions. The quirkiness of our findings only added to the thrill, like stumbling upon a hidden treasure trove in the midst of an academic expedition.
It's as if our research journey took us on an unexpected safari through the wilds of quantitative analysis, where we encountered not only the majestic beasts of correlation coefficients and p-values but also the elusive beasts of statistical significance and spurious correlations lurking in the scientific underbrush. But fear not, dear readers, for our trusty statistical tools and research methodologies served as our compass in this statistical wilderness, guiding us through the treacherous terrain of data analysis.
And what a journey it was! Uncovering the link between MinuteEarth's digital domain and the realm of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas felt like stumbling upon an inside joke in the annals of academic research. The numbers, like cryptic clues in a detective novel, began to reveal a fascinating narrative, weaving together the seemingly incongruous threads of online content consumption and the stalwart guardians of the Kansas correctional system.
As we dove deeper into the statistical sea, we couldn't help but chuckle at the delightful irony of it all. Who would have thought that the viewers' fascination with MinuteEarth could mirror the steadfast vigilance of correctional officers and jailers? It's almost as if the statistical universe decided to serve us a whimsical concoction of digital engagement and real-world occupation, garnished with a sprinkle of statistical stardust for good measure.
In the end, dear readers, as we present the captivating results of our study, let us not forget the unexpected joys and surprising serendipities that lie at the heart of scholarly inquiry. So, fasten your seatbelts and brace yourselves for a scientific rollercoaster ride through the quirky twists and turns of our findings. After all, who said academic research couldn't be a good laugh?

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

Ah, the riveting saga of our research methodology! As we plunged headfirst into the data deluge, armed with spreadsheets and a sense of scientific whimsy, our mission was clear: to dissect the enigmatic connection between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in the great state of Kansas.

Data Collection:

First and foremost, we scoured the digital expanse of YouTube, navigating through the digital underbrush of subcounters and view counters like intrepid adventurers in search of statistical treasure. Our diligent data miners documented the total views on MinuteEarth's stellar collection of videos, ranging from the geological drama of "How Earth Moves" to the biological ballet of "Why Are Leaves Green?" Each click, each view, and each minute of mind-expanding content was meticulously recorded to capture the essence of MinuteEarth's digital dominion.

On the flip side, our foray into the realm of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas led us to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, where we unfurled the statistical tapestry of employment figures with the enthusiasm of detectives on the trail of numerical clues. Here, we meticulously combed through occupational data, counting every brave soul who donned the mantle of correctional officer or jailer in the Sunflower State, their unwavering dedication reflected in the statistical annals of labor.

Data Analysis:

With our datasets in hand, we unleashed the power of statistical tools to unlock the hidden correlations and unearth the unexpected connections. Our trusty software became the trusty steed of our analysis, galloping through the fields of correlation coefficients, taming the wild p-values, and venturing into the thickets of statistical significance with a glint of scientific valor in our eyes.

As we meticulously crunched the numbers, we waded through the swirling tides of data, seeking not just correlations but meaningful insights that would unravel the mystery of this unlikely association. The p-values danced before our eyes like mischievous imps, their significance testing our resolve, while the correlation coefficient stood as the flag-bearer of our statistical odyssey.

Time Frame:

The temporal horizon of our study spanned from 2013 to 2022, capturing a decade of digital intrigue and occupational fortitude. This expansive timeframe allowed us to witness the ebb and flow of online engagement and labor force dynamics, encapsulating the evolution of both MinuteEarth's captivating content and the dedicated cadre of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas.

Limitations:

Of course, no scientific exploration is without its limitations. While our endeavor was marked by scientific rigor and statistical derring-do, we concede that our chosen variables, borrowed from the disparate realms of digital viewership and occupational spheres, presented a delightful challenge. Nevertheless, armed with our scientific acumen and a touch of scholarly whimsy, we embraced these limitations as opportunities for intellectual growth and discovery.

In conclusion, our research methodology served as the North Star guiding us through the labyrinthine path of data collection and analysis, as we aimed to uncover the mysterious connection between MinuteEarth's digital allure and the steadfast dedication of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. As we go forth to unveil the intriguing findings of our study, let us not forget the quirky spirit that infused our scientific quest, proving once again that academic inquiry can delightfully blur the line between the profound and the playful.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from YouTube and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2013 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9450249, r-squared of 0.8930722, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the unlikely connection between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Our research team utilized data from YouTube analytics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to investigate this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings unveiled a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9450249 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2013 to 2022.

Poring over the peculiar parallels between MinuteEarth content consumption and the stouthearted staff in state institutions, we couldn't help but marvel at the enigmatic entwinement of these two seemingly unrelated realms. The numbers paint a curious picture, highlighting the unforeseen interplay between digital diversions and the watchful wardens.

As we unraveled the statistical strands linking these disparate domains, we couldn't resist the temptation to quip that the viewers' captivation with MinuteEarth potentially mirrored the steadfast oversight of correctional officers and jailers in the Sunflower State. Our findings, though initially whimsical, beckon further examination and elicit a wry smile as we unravel this unexpected connection.

Ultimately, this study not only sheds light on the unanticipated bonds between online engagement and real-world occupations but also underscores the delightful serendipity found in academic inquiry.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and anyone who stumbled upon this paper while searching for cute cat videos on YouTube, welcome to this peculiar yet captivating exploration into the uncharted territory of interconnectedness between MinuteEarth viewership and the workforce of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Prepare to embark on a journey through statistical landscapes and unexpected correlations, where the mundane meets the marvelous, and the digital intersects with the tangible.
The landscape of research often unfolds like a thrilling mystery novel, and our study is no exception. As we embarked on this scholarly escapade, we found ourselves in a labyrinth of data points, chasing after elusive statistical relationships as if they were the Holy Grail or the perfect cup of coffee on a Monday morning.
Picture this: a team of intrepid researchers armed with laptops and caffeinated beverages delving into the depths of YouTube analytics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, their eyes glinting with the excitement of discovery and the weariness of too many late-night data-mining sessions. The quirkiness of our findings only added to the thrill, like stumbling upon a hidden treasure trove in the midst of an academic expedition.
It's as if our research journey took us on an unexpected safari through the wilds of quantitative analysis, where we encountered not only the majestic beasts of correlation coefficients and p-values but also the elusive beasts of statistical significance and spurious correlations lurking in the scientific underbrush. But fear not, dear readers, for our trusty statistical tools and research methodologies served as our compass in this statistical wilderness, guiding us through the treacherous terrain of data analysis.
And what a journey it was! Uncovering the link between MinuteEarth's digital domain and the realm of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas felt like stumbling upon an inside joke in the annals of academic research. The numbers, like cryptic clues in a detective novel, began to reveal a fascinating narrative, weaving together the seemingly incongruous threads of online content consumption and the stalwart guardians of the Kansas correctional system.
As we dove deeper into the statistical sea, we couldn't help but chuckle at the delightful irony of it all. Who would have thought that the viewers' fascination with MinuteEarth could mirror the steadfast vigilance of correctional officers and jailers? It's almost as if the statistical universe decided to serve us a whimsical concoction of digital engagement and real-world occupation, garnished with a sprinkle of statistical stardust for good measure.
In the end, dear readers, as we present the captivating results of our study, let us not forget the unexpected joys and surprising serendipities that lie at the heart of scholarly inquiry. So, fasten your seatbelts and brace yourselves for a scientific rollercoaster ride through the quirky twists and turns of our findings. After all, who said academic research couldn't be a good laugh?

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Upon running a series of statistical analyses, our research team uncovered a striking correlation between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. The Pearson correlation coefficient for this surprising association was calculated to be 0.9450249, indicating a remarkably strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. We also observed an r-squared value of 0.8930722, suggesting that approximately 89.3% of the variance in the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas can be explained by the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos. This level of explained variance is more predictable than an awkward dance move at a scientific conference.

The statistical significance of our findings was further accentuated by a p-value of less than 0.01, emphasizing the robustness of the relationship we uncovered. In simpler terms, there is a higher likelihood of finding a correlation between these variables than there is of finding someone who hasn't watched a cat video on YouTube. So, while our findings may initially appear as peculiar as a unicorn in a laboratory, they are indeed statistically substantial.

To visually illustrate the remarkably strong correlation between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas, we have included a scatterplot in Figure 1. This scatterplot serves as a graphical testament to the unexpected intertwining of online viewership and the vigilant workforce of correctional officers and jailers, providing a visual feast for the eyes and a statistical bonanza for the mind.

In conclusion, our results bring to light an astounding alliance between digital engagement with science and the diligent guardians of law and order in the state of Kansas. While our findings may seem as improbable as a spontaneous conga line at a statistics symposium, they underscore the ubiquitous and oftentimes whimsical nature of statistical relationships, reminding us that academic inquiry can indeed be a delightful and surprising journey.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the unlikely connection between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Our research team utilized data from YouTube analytics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to investigate this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings unveiled a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9450249 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2013 to 2022.

Poring over the peculiar parallels between MinuteEarth content consumption and the stouthearted staff in state institutions, we couldn't help but marvel at the enigmatic entwinement of these two seemingly unrelated realms. The numbers paint a curious picture, highlighting the unforeseen interplay between digital diversions and the watchful wardens.

As we unraveled the statistical strands linking these disparate domains, we couldn't resist the temptation to quip that the viewers' captivation with MinuteEarth potentially mirrored the steadfast oversight of correctional officers and jailers in the Sunflower State. Our findings, though initially whimsical, beckon further examination and elicit a wry smile as we unravel this unexpected connection.

Ultimately, this study not only sheds light on the unanticipated bonds between online engagement and real-world occupations but also underscores the delightful serendipity found in academic inquiry.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation of the unlikely nexus between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas is a terrain as unexplored as a hidden chamber in a mystical maze. The confluence of digital engagement and real-world workforce statistics has prompted a seismic shift in the perception of correlations, akin to the discovery of a parallel universe where statistical patterns are as baffling as a magician's disappearing act. As we tiptoed through the academic thicket, we stumbled upon studies that shed light on the interplay between online viewership and occupational statistics.
In "Digital Diversion and Occupational Oversight: A Statistical Study," Smith et al. illuminate the unforeseen parallels between online content consumption and the vigilant oversight of correctional officers. Their findings, though delivered with scholarly solemnity, echoed the unexpected whimsy of our own exploration. An unexpected connection between the ethereal realm of minute Earthly wonders and the resolute guardians of the Kansas correctional landscape began to emerge, akin to uncovering a unicorn grazing in the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
Furthermore, Doe et al., in "Quantitative Quirks: Unearthing Unlikely Uniformity," delved into the statistical netherworld with a fervor that matched our own. Their revelations of peculiar parallels between digital engagement and workforce statistics added a delightful hue of curiosity to the scholarly canvas, much like spotting a pair of dancing flamingos in a mundane marsh of data analysis. Their work served as a beacon, guiding us through the numerical labyrinth toward the revelation of unforeseen connections.
Jones et al., in "Statistics: Beyond the Ordinary," expanded the scholarly conversation by unraveling correlations that seemed as improbable as finding a leprechaun's pot of gold at the end of a data rainbow. Their exploration of statistical whimsy did not merely scratch the surface; it plunged headfirst into the enigmatic intersection of digital diversions and occupational numbers, like a fearless adventurer plunging into the depths of a statistical rabbit hole.
Leaping from the confines of academic research into the realm of literature, "Big Data, Bigger Laughs: A Comedic Exploration of Statistical Relationships" by John W. Data, Ph.D., and "Statistically Speaking: A Novel Approach to Quantitative Quirkiness" by Anna Lytical, have, in their own peculiar ways, offered insights that align with our research journey. These works, concealed within the humorous pages of statistical satire and the whimsical whimsy of academic comedy, spoke to the heart of our own discovery: the unexpected joy found in uncovering statistical oddities.
In a parallel dimension where board games and academic research intersect, the popular title "Numbers and Nonsense: A Statistical Safari" and "Correlations and Chuckles: A Game of Statistical Serendipity," engage players in wild adventures through the statistically improbable, much like our own scholarly escapade in uncovering the links between MinuteEarth viewership and correctional officer statistics. These games are a reminder that even in the realm of research, a touch of whimsy can add an unexpected element of fun.
With our foray through the scholarly landscape, we unearthed a treasure trove of studies and literary works that not only contextualize our own findings but also infuse the statistical terrain with the delightful serendipities and unexpected joys that lie at the heart of scientific inquiry. As the academic expedition unfolds and the peculiar parallels between minute Earthly wonders and the watchful guardians of Kansas' correctional system come to light, it becomes evident that scholarly inquiry is not merely a pursuit of knowledge; it's a whimsical adventure through the statistical unknown.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon running a series of statistical analyses, our research team uncovered a striking correlation between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. The Pearson correlation coefficient for this surprising association was calculated to be 0.9450249, indicating a remarkably strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. We also observed an r-squared value of 0.8930722, suggesting that approximately 89.3% of the variance in the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas can be explained by the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos. This level of explained variance is more predictable than an awkward dance move at a scientific conference.
The statistical significance of our findings was further accentuated by a p-value of less than 0.01, emphasizing the robustness of the relationship we uncovered. In simpler terms, there is a higher likelihood of finding a correlation between these variables than there is of finding someone who hasn't watched a cat video on YouTube. So, while our findings may initially appear as peculiar as a unicorn in a laboratory, they are indeed statistically substantial.
To visually illustrate the remarkably strong correlation between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas, we have included a scatterplot in Figure 1. This scatterplot serves as a graphical testament to the unexpected intertwining of online viewership and the vigilant workforce of correctional officers and jailers, providing a visual feast for the eyes and a statistical bonanza for the mind.
In conclusion, our results bring to light an astounding alliance between digital engagement with science and the diligent guardians of law and order in the state of Kansas. While our findings may seem as improbable as a spontaneous conga line at a statistics symposium, they underscore the ubiquitous and oftentimes whimsical nature of statistical relationships, reminding us that academic inquiry can indeed be a delightful and surprising journey.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has unveiled an unprecedented partnership between the captivating allure of MinuteEarth and the steadfast custodians of order in Kansas. As we delved into the statistical rabbit hole, we couldn't help but marvel at the unexpected coherence between seemingly unrelated variables, like discovering a platypus in a petting zoo. Our findings not only echo the prior research but also add a whimsical twist to the scholarly discourse, much like a surprise punchline in a serious debate.

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9450249 underscores the unyielding bond between MinuteEarth viewership and the dedicated ranks of correctional officers and jailers, akin to finding a rare species in a wildlife sanctuary. Here, our results align with the scholarly revelations of Smith et al., embellishing the statistical landscape with a touch of delightful serendipity, resembling a trampoline at a formal dance. The statistical significance of our findings, emphasized by a p-value of less than 0.01, further cements the unanticipated connection we have uncovered, akin to discovering a treasure map in a crossword puzzle.

The r-squared value of 0.8930722 indicates that a staggering 89.3% of the variance in the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas can be attributed to the total views on MinuteEarth, lending predictability to this curious companionship as reliable as a well-aimed pun at a comedy show. This aligns with the groundbreaking work of Doe et al., drawing parallels between digital diversions and workforce statistics with the zeal of a chef adding seasoning to a recipe.

In a parallel intellectual romp, our investigation echoes the scholarly escapades of Jones et al., highlighting the whimsical adventure of uncovering statistical oddities, much like a scavenger hunt in the halls of academia. Although our findings may seem as improbable as a cornfield crop circle, they serve as a poignant reminder that academic inquiry is rife with delightful surprises and unexpected connections, much like finding a rubber chicken in a laboratory cleanroom.

As we navigate the statistical terrain with a blend of rigor and irreverence, our study not only adds a whimsical lilt to the academic conversation but also underscores the capricious nature of statistical relationships. It is a testament to the fact that even in the realm of research, a touch of whimsy can elevate scholarly inquiry from a mere pursuit of knowledge to a delightful and surprising journey, much like a rollercoaster ride in the world of statistics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the unlikely connection between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Our research team utilized data from YouTube analytics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to investigate this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings unveiled a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9450249 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2013 to 2022.

Poring over the peculiar parallels between MinuteEarth content consumption and the stouthearted staff in state institutions, we couldn't help but marvel at the enigmatic entwinement of these two seemingly unrelated realms. The numbers paint a curious picture, highlighting the unforeseen interplay between digital diversions and the watchful wardens.

As we unraveled the statistical strands linking these disparate domains, we couldn't resist the temptation to quip that the viewers' captivation with MinuteEarth potentially mirrored the steadfast oversight of correctional officers and jailers in the Sunflower State. Our findings, though initially whimsical, beckon further examination and elicit a wry smile as we unravel this unexpected connection.

Ultimately, this study not only sheds light on the unanticipated bonds between online engagement and real-world occupations but also underscores the delightful serendipity found in academic inquiry.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and anyone who stumbled upon this paper while searching for cute cat videos on YouTube, welcome to this peculiar yet captivating exploration into the uncharted territory of interconnectedness between MinuteEarth viewership and the workforce of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Prepare to embark on a journey through statistical landscapes and unexpected correlations, where the mundane meets the marvelous, and the digital intersects with the tangible.
The landscape of research often unfolds like a thrilling mystery novel, and our study is no exception. As we embarked on this scholarly escapade, we found ourselves in a labyrinth of data points, chasing after elusive statistical relationships as if they were the Holy Grail or the perfect cup of coffee on a Monday morning.
Picture this: a team of intrepid researchers armed with laptops and caffeinated beverages delving into the depths of YouTube analytics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, their eyes glinting with the excitement of discovery and the weariness of too many late-night data-mining sessions. The quirkiness of our findings only added to the thrill, like stumbling upon a hidden treasure trove in the midst of an academic expedition.
It's as if our research journey took us on an unexpected safari through the wilds of quantitative analysis, where we encountered not only the majestic beasts of correlation coefficients and p-values but also the elusive beasts of statistical significance and spurious correlations lurking in the scientific underbrush. But fear not, dear readers, for our trusty statistical tools and research methodologies served as our compass in this statistical wilderness, guiding us through the treacherous terrain of data analysis.
And what a journey it was! Uncovering the link between MinuteEarth's digital domain and the realm of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas felt like stumbling upon an inside joke in the annals of academic research. The numbers, like cryptic clues in a detective novel, began to reveal a fascinating narrative, weaving together the seemingly incongruous threads of online content consumption and the stalwart guardians of the Kansas correctional system.
As we dove deeper into the statistical sea, we couldn't help but chuckle at the delightful irony of it all. Who would have thought that the viewers' fascination with MinuteEarth could mirror the steadfast vigilance of correctional officers and jailers? It's almost as if the statistical universe decided to serve us a whimsical concoction of digital engagement and real-world occupation, garnished with a sprinkle of statistical stardust for good measure.
In the end, dear readers, as we present the captivating results of our study, let us not forget the unexpected joys and surprising serendipities that lie at the heart of scholarly inquiry. So, fasten your seatbelts and brace yourselves for a scientific rollercoaster ride through the quirky twists and turns of our findings. After all, who said academic research couldn't be a good laugh?

[[RESULTS]]
Upon running a series of statistical analyses, our research team uncovered a striking correlation between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. The Pearson correlation coefficient for this surprising association was calculated to be 0.9450249, indicating a remarkably strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. We also observed an r-squared value of 0.8930722, suggesting that approximately 89.3% of the variance in the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas can be explained by the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos. This level of explained variance is more predictable than an awkward dance move at a scientific conference.
The statistical significance of our findings was further accentuated by a p-value of less than 0.01, emphasizing the robustness of the relationship we uncovered. In simpler terms, there is a higher likelihood of finding a correlation between these variables than there is of finding someone who hasn't watched a cat video on YouTube. So, while our findings may initially appear as peculiar as a unicorn in a laboratory, they are indeed statistically substantial.
To visually illustrate the remarkably strong correlation between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas, we have included a scatterplot in Figure 1. This scatterplot serves as a graphical testament to the unexpected intertwining of online viewership and the vigilant workforce of correctional officers and jailers, providing a visual feast for the eyes and a statistical bonanza for the mind.
In conclusion, our results bring to light an astounding alliance between digital engagement with science and the diligent guardians of law and order in the state of Kansas. While our findings may seem as improbable as a spontaneous conga line at a statistics symposium, they underscore the ubiquitous and oftentimes whimsical nature of statistical relationships, reminding us that academic inquiry can indeed be a delightful and surprising journey.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our findings paint a quirky and captivating picture of the striking correlation between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. It's as if the statistical cosmos decided to throw a surprise party and invited MinuteEarth viewership and law enforcement to do the statistical tango!

The remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9450249 and the visually stunning scatterplot in Figure 1 are as clear as day, or as clear as a chemist's reaction when everything goes according to plan. It's almost like MinuteEarth viewers are the scientific hypotheses, and the correctional officers and jailers are the dedicated researchers tirelessly guarding the boundaries of statistical significance.

This unexpected alliance between digital engagement and the stalwart defenders of justice is as improbable as finding a penguin in the Sahara desert, yet our statistical spelunking journey has uncovered this delightful oddity with more certainty than a lab rat finding the cheese at the end of a maze.

As we bring this research odyssey to a close, let it be known that no more research is needed in this area. We have unraveled the enigmatic entwinement of MinuteEarth viewership and the watchful wardens of Kansas, leaving us with nothing left to decipher. The statistical dance floor has revealed its final allure, and we shall waltz away from this peculiar partnership, chuckling at the whimsical ways of statistical serendipity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Linguistic Legerdemain


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Linguistic Leverage and Alphabetical Alliances (SLLAA)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Ties Between Total Tally on MinuteEarth and The Troop of Turnkeys in Topeka: An Alphabetic Alliance with an abstract of In this study, we delved into the unlikely connection between the total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos and the number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas. Our research team utilized data from YouTube analytics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to investigate this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings unveiled a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9450249 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2013 to 2022.
Poring over the peculiar parallels between MinuteEarth content consumption and the stouthearted staff in state institutions, we couldn't help but marvel at the enigmatic entwinement of these two seemingly unrelated realms. The numbers paint a curious picture, highlighting the unforeseen interplay between digital diversions and the watchful wardens.
As we unraveled the statistical strands linking these disparate domains, we couldn't resist the temptation to quip that the viewers' captivation with MinuteEarth potentially mirrored the steadfast oversight of correctional officers and jailers in the Sunflower State. Our findings, though initially whimsical, beckon further examination and elicit a wry smile as we unravel this unexpected connection.
Ultimately, this study not only sheds light on the unanticipated bonds between online engagement and real-world occupations but also underscores the delightful serendipity found in academic inquiry.

ChatGPT:

MinuteEarth, YouTube videos, total views, correlation, correctional officers, jailers, Kansas, Bureau of Labor Statistics, YouTube analytics, statistical analysis, digital diversions, state institutions, online engagement, real-world occupations

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos
Detailed data title: Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos.
Source: YouTube
Additional Info: Current total views of videos released that year.

See what else correlates with Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos

The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas

Correlation r = 0.9450249 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8930722 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 89.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos) over the 10 years from 2013 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.7E-5. 0.0000373850551421377450000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.95 in 0.0037% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 26,749 random variables You don't actually need 26 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.78, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos (Total views)55175600688378004407020056600900703878002721380018911700281667004297670019431400
The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas (Laborers)4020391038503960421034703250336037403100




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([55175600,68837800,44070200,56600900,70387800,27213800,18911700,28166700,42976700,19431400,])
array_2 = np.array([4020,3910,3850,3960,4210,3470,3250,3360,3740,3100,])
array_1_name = "Total views on MinuteEarth YouTube videos"
array_2_name = "The number of correctional officers and jailers in Kansas"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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