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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Burgeoning Bachelor's: Booming Bachelor's Degrees in Battlefield Breakthroughs and Nasdaq's Nifty Numbers
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Diplomatic Studies
r=0.989 · 95% conf. int. [0.954,0.998] · r2=0.979 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Tallying the Transportation Tab: Tracking the Ties between Annual US Household Spending on Transportation and Brookfield's Back-and-Forth Balancing on the Big Board (BN)
Journal of Urban Mobility and Economic Analysis
r=0.701 · 95% conf. int. [0.386,0.870] · r2=0.492 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Dewey Decimal Effect: A Novel Investigation into the Link between Library Science Master's Degrees and Teck Resources' Stock Price
Journal of Library Economics and Financial Analysis
r=0.790 · 95% conf. int. [0.320,0.948] · r2=0.625 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Rainy Data and Printing Press Prowess: Exploring the Correlation between Annual Rainy Days in San Francisco and the Number of Printing Press Operators in Rhode Island
The Journal of Eclectic Meteorological and Industrial Convergence
r=0.848 · 95% conf. int. [0.558,0.954] · r2=0.719 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Soot and the Spontaneous: Air Pollution in Atlantic City, New Jersey and Arson in New Jersey
Journal of Ecological Anomalies
r=0.891 · 95% conf. int. [0.799,0.942] · r2=0.794 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gasping for Air: The Relationship Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and Citigroup's Stock Price
Journal of Environmental Economics and Financial Analysis
r=0.807 · 95% conf. int. [0.533,0.928] · r2=0.651 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The City's Air and a Headache's Flair: A Correlation Between New York City Air Quality and Google Searches for 'I Have a Headache'
The Journal of Urban Health and Wellness
r=0.962 · 95% conf. int. [0.904,0.985] · r2=0.925 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Polluted Love: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Huntsville and the Marriage Rate in Alabama
The Journal of Ecological Connections
r=0.892 · 95% conf. int. [0.760,0.954] · r2=0.796 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Space Distance Grace and Air Pollution Case: A Correlational Study
Journal of Ecological Tendencies and Atmospheric Conditions
r=0.616 · 95% conf. int. [0.390,0.772] · r2=0.379 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Maize Transformations: Assessing the Shocking Relationship Between GMO Corn and Electrical Power in Saint Kitts and Nevis
The Journal of Agricultural Anomalies
r=0.972 · 95% conf. int. [0.933,0.989] · r2=0.945 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMO Cotton: Unraveling the Thread of Robberies in Louisiana
Journal of Agro-Criminalistics
r=0.651 · 95% conf. int. [0.326,0.838] · r2=0.423 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lowe and behold: The 'LOW'down on the Impact of the Name 'Walker' on Stock Prices
The Journal of Financial Punnery
r=0.985 · 95% conf. int. [0.963,0.994] · r2=0.970 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Meating Demands: The Correlation Between Household Spending on Animal Products and The Home Depot's Stock Price
The Journal of Finances and Food Trends
r=0.955 · 95% conf. int. [0.890,0.982] · r2=0.911 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Baffling BIDU and Dwelling Dilemma: Bridging the Bosom of Baidu's Stock Price to US Household Spending on Rented Dwellings
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Studies
r=0.876 · 95% conf. int. [0.682,0.955] · r2=0.767 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Planetary Play: Saturn's Distance and RTX Stock Dance
The Interstellar Journal of Cosmological Studies
r=0.864 · 95% conf. int. [0.696,0.942] · r2=0.747 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Calculating Stock Price Resemblance: The Dance of Accountants in Maryland and The Williams Companies' WMB
The Journal of Financial Peculiarities
r=0.877 · 95% conf. int. [0.711,0.951] · r2=0.770 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Brewing Up Stocks: An Examination of the Relationship between the Number of Breweries in the United States and VeriSign's Stock Price
The Fermented Finance Journal
r=0.940 · 95% conf. int. [0.855,0.976] · r2=0.883 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Hot Pursuit of Physics: A Blaze of Insight into the Correlation Between Fire Inspectors in Iowa and xkcd Comics
The Journal of Multidisciplinary Pyrotechnic Studies
r=0.746 · 95% conf. int. [0.331,0.919] · r2=0.557 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Filing Fame: The Archival Adventures of Camille - A Statistical Examination of Name Popularity and Archivist Employment in Louisiana
The Journal of Name Nomenclature and Archival Analysis
r=0.777 · 95% conf. int. [0.498,0.910] · r2=0.603 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Kyler Conundrum: Exploring the Correlation between Kyler's Popularity and the Demand for Tire Repairers and Changers in Guam
The Journal of Eccentric Socioeconomic Correlations
r=0.752 · 95% conf. int. [0.465,0.896] · r2=0.566 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Statistical Assistants of Colorado and ViHart: A Search for Correlation
The Journal of Quirky Statistical Analysis
r=0.845 · 95% conf. int. [0.615,0.943] · r2=0.715 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Physics of Schumacher's Climb: A Statistical Examination of Physicists in California and Formula One Success
The Journal of Eclectic Physics
r=0.971 · 95% conf. int. [0.878,0.993] · r2=0.943 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Destini Calling: The Correlation Between Popularity of the First Name Destini and Air Pollution in DeRidder, Louisiana
Journal of Unlikely Connections
r=0.827 · 95% conf. int. [0.630,0.924] · r2=0.685 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shania's Smog: A Statistical Study of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Shania in Decatur, Alabama
Journal of Environmental Sociology and Unconventional Trends
r=0.709 · 95% conf. int. [0.443,0.860] · r2=0.503 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Polluted Partnership: Probing the Puzzling Link Between Air Pollution in Fargo and Electricity Generation in Niue
The Journal of Environmental Oddities and Curiosities
r=0.756 · 95% conf. int. [0.521,0.884] · r2=0.571 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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