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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Frying up Stocks: The Fast Food Cook Factor in Tesla's TSLA
Journal of Culinary Economics
r=0.988 · 95% conf. int. [0.958,0.997] · r2=0.977 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Displaying the Link: The Window to Europe through Merchandise Displayers and Window Trimmers in West Virginia
The International Journal of Visual Merchandising and Retail Design
r=0.846 · 95% conf. int. [0.637,0.939] · r2=0.716 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spreading the Margarine of Progress: Unveiling the Churn of Butter Consumption on Biomass Power Generation in India
Journal of Sustainable Dairy and Energy Research
r=0.952 · 95% conf. int. [0.889,0.980] · r2=0.907 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spreading the Connection: A Margarinal Analysis of Butter Consumption and Nuclear Power Generation in China
Journal of Unconventional Correlations
r=0.939 · 95% conf. int. [0.875,0.971] · r2=0.882 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Yogurt: A Source of Energy that's Truly Fermentable - An Unlikely Connection with Nuclear Power in Romania
The International Journal of Bioenergetics and Nuclear Synergies
r=0.909 · 95% conf. int. [0.805,0.959] · r2=0.826 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Curious Case of Criminal Justice and Gasoline: Uncovering the Surprising Connection Between Educators and Energy
The Journal of Peculiar Social Science Research
r=0.846 · 95% conf. int. [0.501,0.959] · r2=0.716 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Measuring the Abdullah Effect: A Correlational Study of Name Popularity and Outdoor Power Equipment Mechanics in Delaware
The Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies
r=0.762 · 95% conf. int. [0.481,0.901] · r2=0.580 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics
Journal of Quirky Quantitative Studies
r=0.664 · 95% conf. int. [0.251,0.873] · r2=0.441 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Microbiologists and Nukes: Illinois Strikes, Iran Reacts
The Journal of Nuclear Microbiology
r=0.904 · 95% conf. int. [0.665,0.975] · r2=0.818 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Vend and Kero Connection: An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea
The International Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.798 · 95% conf. int. [0.515,0.924] · r2=0.637 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Education Bachelor's: More Proofreaders' Fathers? The Kansas Cadence
The Journal of Educational Linguistics and Humor Neuroscience
r=0.985 · 95% conf. int. [0.929,0.997] · r2=0.971 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Hyundai Heartache: Unraveling the Link between Air Pollution in Carson City, Nevada, and Automotive Recalls
The Journal of Ecological Epiphanies
r=0.554 · 95% conf. int. [0.280,0.744] · r2=0.307 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Pollution in Boston and Kerosene Combustion in Peru: A Rhyming Connection?
The International Journal of Environmental Puzzles and Paradoxes
r=0.770 · 95% conf. int. [0.608,0.870] · r2=0.593 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breath of Fresh Dawn: The Polluted Origins of a Name
The Journal of Linguistic Ecology
r=0.898 · 95% conf. int. [0.817,0.944] · r2=0.807 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breathin' in the Rainforest: Exploring the Correlation Between Ithaca Air Pollution and the Brazilian Amazon's Leafy Glory
Journal of Ecological Connections
r=0.863 · 95% conf. int. [0.735,0.931] · r2=0.744 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Rare Medium Well Done: The Beef-BSX Connection
The Journal of Culinary Sciences and Gastronomic Studies
r=0.841 · 95% conf. int. [0.643,0.934] · r2=0.708 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pegging the Connection: A Tale of Associates Degrees in English Language and Literature/Letters and Public Service Enterprise Group's Stock Price
The Journal of Humorous Cross-Disciplinary Research
r=0.976 · 95% conf. int. [0.908,0.994] · r2=0.953 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stocking Up on Healthcare: Exploring the Rxlationship Between US Household Spending on Healthcare and OKE Stock Price
The Journal of Financial Health and Well-Being
r=0.897 · 95% conf. int. [0.758,0.958] · r2=0.804 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Love, Laughter, and LSE: Exploring the Correlation between xkcd Comics about Romance and ArcelorMittal's Stock Price
The Journal of Humor in Economics and Finance
r=0.851 · 95% conf. int. [0.626,0.945] · r2=0.724 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Skies and Kerosene: The Relationship Between Air Pollution in Somerset and Kerosene Use in Thailand
Journal of Environmental Science and Quirky Connections
r=0.806 · 95% conf. int. [0.613,0.908] · r2=0.649 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: A Combustible Connection Between Air Pollution in Cape Coral, Florida and Kerosene Consumption in the United States
The Journal of Ecological Conundrums
r=0.780 · 95% conf. int. [0.600,0.885] · r2=0.608 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sizzling Sausages and Smog: A Statistical Study on the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Sioux City, Iowa and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Journal of Gastronomic Ecology
r=0.676 · 95% conf. int. [0.471,0.811] · r2=0.457 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Sky's the Limit: A Correlative Analysis of Air Pollution in Memphis and Jet Fuel Usage in Sierra Leone
Journal of Global Environmental Impacts
r=0.825 · 95% conf. int. [0.696,0.903] · r2=0.681 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: The Smoggy Relationship Between Air Pollution in Tallahassee and the Compensation and Benefits Manager Occupation in Florida
The Journal of Atmospheric Economics and Occupational Health
r=0.926 · 95% conf. int. [0.814,0.972] · r2=0.858 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Uranus to 'Red Wing' Victory: Exploring the Cosmic Connection Between Planetary Distances and NHL Triumphs
The Astrophysical Journal of Unexpected Correlations
r=0.595 · 95% conf. int. [0.374,0.752] · r2=0.354 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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