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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Kicking Goals in Correlation: Gareth Bale's Football Matches and Retail Sales Supervisors in Arkansas
The Journal of Sport Economics and Retail Management
r=0.844 · 95% conf. int. [0.549,0.952] · r2=0.713 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Clean Sheet of Architecture: Unveiling the Unlikely Connection Between Golden Glove Winners in the English Premier League and the Number of Architects in Puerto Rico
Journal of Sports Analytics and Urban Design
r=0.787 · 95% conf. int. [0.506,0.917] · r2=0.619 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Driving Forces: The Unearthly Link Between Formula One World Drivers' Champion's Point Margin and UFO Sightings in Wyoming
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Motorsports and Anomalies
r=0.669 · 95% conf. int. [0.473,0.802] · r2=0.448 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cotton Pickin' Math: The Gossypium Hirsutum Hypothesis - Examining the Correlation Between GMO Cotton Cultivation in Georgia and Google Searches for 'Matt Parker'
The Journal of Agricultural Math and Googling Patterns
r=0.915 · 95% conf. int. [0.789,0.967] · r2=0.837 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Got Milk? Exploring the Dairy-Accelerated DeforestHation in the Brazilian Amazon
Journal of Agricultural Ecological Studies
r=0.937 · 95% conf. int. [0.874,0.969] · r2=0.878 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shiver Me Corn-ters: The Corny Connection Between GMOs and Global Pirate Attacks
The Journal of Agronomic Anecdotes
r=0.939 · 95% conf. int. [0.815,0.981] · r2=0.882 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States
Journal of Agricultural Litigation and Genetics
r=0.977 · 95% conf. int. [0.946,0.991] · r2=0.955 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spinning a Yarn: The Genetically Modified Thread of GMO Cotton and the Weaving of Upholsterers in Mississippi
The Journal of Fabric Engineering and Textile Science
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.801,0.968] · r2=0.843 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Liberal Arts Prescription: The Pediatric Predicament in Massachusetts
The Journal of Child Development and Policy
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.938,0.997] · r2=0.971 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mastering the Mansion: Measuring the Link between Master's Degrees in Visual and Performing Arts and the Mob of Housekeepers in Arkansas
Journal of Unconventional Academic Studies
r=0.967 · 95% conf. int. [0.864,0.992] · r2=0.936 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Navigating Career Waves: Exploring the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Family and Consumer Sciences/Human Sciences and the Population of Motorboat Mechanics in Florida
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Studies in Beachfront Vocational Education
r=0.917 · 95% conf. int. [0.706,0.979] · r2=0.841 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Combustible Connections: Unleashing the Fire of LPG in Colombia on Associate Professor Pay in the US
The Journal of Cross-Cultural Culinary Chemistry
r=0.881 · 95% conf. int. [0.642,0.964] · r2=0.777 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois
The Journal of Oral Occupations
r=0.971 · 95% conf. int. [0.890,0.993] · r2=0.943 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mastering the Gut Feeling: The Correlation Between Master's Degrees in Biological and Biomedical Sciences and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'
The Journal of Academic Tummy Troubles
r=0.989 · 95% conf. int. [0.952,0.997] · r2=0.978 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Grade 10 Gastronomy: Exploring the Correlation Between 10th Grade Student Population and Hot Dog Consumption Among Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champions
Journal of Adolescent Culinary Studies
r=0.896 · 95% conf. int. [0.798,0.948] · r2=0.803 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Pawsitively Mad-Cap Correlation: Google Searches for 'I'm Not Even Mad' and Detroit Lions' Season Wins
The Journal of Eccentric Research Studies
r=0.624 · 95% conf. int. [0.250,0.836] · r2=0.389 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Softball Scores and Kerosene Consumption: An Amusing Analysis
The Journal of Playful Research
r=0.645 · 95% conf. int. [0.418,0.797] · r2=0.417 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lax Search: A Correlation Study Between NCAA Men's Lacrosse Div I Championship Final Point Differential and Google Searches for 'Vihart'
The Journal of Playful Research Analysis
r=0.724 · 95% conf. int. [0.356,0.898] · r2=0.524 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Krysta's Knack: The Correlation between Krysta's Popularity and Points Scored in the Super Bowl
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Studies
r=0.524 · 95% conf. int. [0.282,0.704] · r2=0.275 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pointing to Success: The Super Bowl Point Difference and the Rating of Two and a Half Men
Journal of Sports and Pop Culture Analysis
r=0.758 · 95% conf. int. [0.325,0.928] · r2=0.574 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Tango of Tango: The Tenuous Tether Between Lionel Messi's Goal Count for Argentina and The Number of Aerospace Engineers in New Mexico
Journal of Sports Analytics and Aerospace Engineering
r=0.854 · 95% conf. int. [0.633,0.946] · r2=0.729 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Punting for Punters: A Gridiron Analysis of Super Bowl Champion's Winning Score and the Curious Connection to Kentucky's Museum Conservators
The Journal of Gridiron Analytics
r=0.718 · 95% conf. int. [0.277,0.909] · r2=0.516 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Curdled Crime: Examining the Wheyward Relationship between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Maryland
The Journal of Dairy Deviancy
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.823,0.956] · r2=0.829 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Allyson and Robbery Roll Call: Investigating the Comical Connection between Name Popularity and Crime Trends in Nebraska
The Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies
r=0.904 · 95% conf. int. [0.821,0.949] · r2=0.817 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Marauding Milk: The Milky Misdemeanors - A Meta-analysis of Milk Consumption and Burglaries in Maryland
The Journal of Dairy Delinquency
r=0.979 · 95% conf. int. [0.957,0.990] · r2=0.958 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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