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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Clearing the Air: A Gaseous Connection Between Savannah and Seoul
Journal of Ecological Atmosphere Studies
r=0.684 · 95% conf. int. [0.473,0.821] · r2=0.468 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Phoenix Rising: Unveiling the Combustible Connection Between Air Quality and Cuban Kerosene
Journal of Atmospheric Chemistry and Combustion Dynamics
r=0.758 · 95% conf. int. [0.590,0.863] · r2=0.575 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Ties That Pollute: Air Pollution in Bellefontaine, Ohio and Electricity Generation in Afghanistan
Journal of Ecological Quandaries
r=0.868 · 95% conf. int. [0.525,0.968] · r2=0.753 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Cosmic Connection: Exploring the Relationship between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Air Pollution in the Big Apple
The Interstellar Environmental Research Quarterly
r=0.917 · 95% conf. int. [0.851,0.954] · r2=0.840 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Every Breath You Take: The Surprisingly Breathable Connection between the Popularity of the First Name Reyna and Air Quality in Los Angeles
The Journal of Unorthodox Interdisciplinary Research
r=0.798 · 95% conf. int. [0.654,0.886] · r2=0.636 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breathless in OKC: An Analysis of Air Pollution and Asthma Attacks in American Children
The Journal of Environmental Health and Pediatric Pulmonology
r=0.690 · 95% conf. int. [0.389,0.858] · r2=0.477 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cheesing the Power: Exploring the Curd-ious Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and Nuclear Power Generation in Mexico
The Journal of Dairy Science and Nuclear Physics
r=0.759 · 95% conf. int. [0.557,0.876] · r2=0.576 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shining Bright: The Solar Connection Between Military Technologies and Applied Sciences Bachelor's Degrees and Solar Power in Kazakhstan
Journal of Solar Military Technologies and Applied Sciences
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.888,0.994] · r2=0.947 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Sunny Side Up: Shedding Light on the Solar-Smol Connection
Journal of Solar and Interstellar Studies
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.887,0.994] · r2=0.947 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breezy Inventions: Unveiling the Windy Connection between Czech Wind Power and US Patents
The Journal of Renewable Energy Innovations
r=0.950 · 95% conf. int. [0.879,0.980] · r2=0.903 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spinning the Reckonings: Biomass Power and the Retro Resurgence of LP/Vinyl Album Sales in Turkiye
The Journal of Eclectic Energy and Musical Economics
r=0.977 · 95% conf. int. [0.950,0.989] · r2=0.954 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences: A Stock Market Offensive
The Journal of Military Technology and Financial Strategy
r=0.976 · 95% conf. int. [0.900,0.995] · r2=0.953 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Elon Musk's Stock Shock: Exploring the Electrifying Connection Between Google Searches and Morgan Stanley's Stock Price
Journal of Quantitative Finance and Technological Innovation
r=0.950 · 95% conf. int. [0.845,0.984] · r2=0.902 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Checkout Connection: Examining the Correlation between Cashier Numbers in West Virginia and General Electric's Stock Price
The Journal of Economic Quirkiness
r=0.894 · 95% conf. int. [0.748,0.958] · r2=0.800 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Locked and Loaded: Exploring the Impact of Military Technology and Applied Sciences Bachelor's Degrees on Costco Wholesale's Stock Price
The Journal of Military Technology and Retail Economics
r=0.994 · 95% conf. int. [0.973,0.999] · r2=0.988 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kernels of Truth: Genetically Modified Corn and the Stock Price Conundrum
The Journal of Agricultural Economics and Ethical Dilemmas
r=0.833 · 95% conf. int. [0.618,0.932] · r2=0.693 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stocks and Sludge: Exploring the Correlation Between NYSE Composite Index Annual Percentage Change and the Number of Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Montana
International Journal of Financial Ecology
r=0.623 · 95% conf. int. [0.110,0.874] · r2=0.388 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Searching 'Sus' Signals: Sneaky Suspicions and Lululemon's Stock
The Journal of Quirky Economic Research
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.923,0.991] · r2=0.947 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Say Cheese and Blow Wind: Exploring the Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and Wind Power Generation in Canada
The Journal of Renewable Energy and Dairy Products
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.835,0.961] · r2=0.844 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Powering Up: The Bale-out Effect of Hydrowattage in Uruguay on the Total Number of Gareth Bale's Club Football Matches
Journal of Sports Science and Renewable Energy
r=0.739 · 95% conf. int. [0.384,0.904] · r2=0.546 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shining a Light on Solar Power: The Cosmic Correlation Between Saturn's Distancing and Bulgaria's Energy
Theoretical Journal of Interstellar Energy Relations
r=0.944 · 95% conf. int. [0.818,0.983] · r2=0.891 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Putting Their Best Foot Forward: The Sole-ful Connection Between Biomass Energy in Romania and US Shoe Store Sales
The Journal of Ecological Economics and Fashion Trends
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.835,0.961] · r2=0.845 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Churning Wind: The Butter-Wind Power Connection in Latvia
The Journal of Renewable Energy and Dairy Science
r=0.935 · 95% conf. int. [0.858,0.971] · r2=0.874 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cruzin' down the Degree Path: Exploring the Relation between the Name Cruz and Transportation and Materials Moving Associate Degrees
Journal of Names and Occupational Paths
r=0.934 · 95% conf. int. [0.759,0.983] · r2=0.872 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Voltage and Verbiage: A Shocking Connection Between Associates Degrees in Foreign Languages, Literatures, and Linguistics and Electricity Generation in Angola
The Journal of Linguistic Energy Studies
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.945,0.996] · r2=0.972 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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