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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Golden Gains: Gauging the Gold and BHP Group's Stock Price
Journal of Financial Alchemy
r=0.936 · 95% conf. int. [0.795,0.981] · r2=0.876 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Riveting Connections: The Welding Workforce and MetLife's Stock Price Movement
Journal of Industrial Welding Economics
r=0.847 · 95% conf. int. [0.647,0.938] · r2=0.717 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stevie's Stock Surprises: The Silly Saga of Netflix's NFLX
The Journal of Unpredictable Economics
r=0.996 · 95% conf. int. [0.991,0.999] · r2=0.993 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Bizarre Butter: Bizarre Boost or Bumbling Bubble? The Balmy Balance Between Butter Consumption and Realty Income's Royalties
Journal of Culinary Economics
r=0.952 · 95% conf. int. [0.880,0.981] · r2=0.906 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Morgan Stanley and Delaware's Wheeled Rally: The Correlation Between Truck Drivers and MS Stock Prices
The Journal of Financial Trucking Studies
r=0.970 · 95% conf. int. [0.902,0.991] · r2=0.942 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Uranus' Unusual Unison: Unraveling the Unanticipated Unveiling of the Unconventional Connection between Uranus-Sun Distance and Fossil Fuel Use in New Zealand
The Journal of Cosmic Conundrums
r=0.821 · 95% conf. int. [0.689,0.900] · r2=0.674 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kernels of Truth: Corny Connections Between GMO Use in Corn and Hydro-power in Nicaragua
Journal of Agricultural Innovations
r=0.605 · 95% conf. int. [0.246,0.818] · r2=0.366 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Maverick: A Breezy Name or A Windy Character? An Analysis of the Connection between the Name Maverick and Wind Power Production in Luxembourg
The Journal of Linguistic Meteorology
r=0.979 · 95% conf. int. [0.953,0.991] · r2=0.959 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sunny Money: The Illuminating Link between Solar Power in Indonesia and Searches for 'How to Scoot to Butte' in Europe
The Journal of Solar Energy and International Google Trends
r=0.972 · 95% conf. int. [0.911,0.991] · r2=0.944 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Aurora's Ascendancy: Aesthetic Alignment with Wind power in Poland
Journal of Renewable Energy Aesthetics
r=0.989 · 95% conf. int. [0.976,0.995] · r2=0.978 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Flipping Big Macs: A Whopper of a Relationship Between Hydroelectric Power Production in Burundi and McDonald's Stock Price
The International Journal of Eco-Financial Research
r=0.916 · 95% conf. int. [0.796,0.967] · r2=0.839 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Planetary Power Play: Exploring the Correlation Between Neptune-Uranus Distance and Geothermal Energy Production in Kenya
The Journal of Interplanetary Energy Dynamics
r=0.916 · 95% conf. int. [0.848,0.955] · r2=0.840 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sunny Side Up: Illuminating the Link between Solar Power in Bahrain and the Surprising Surge of Epidemiologists in Minnesota
The Journal of Solar Studies and Regional Epidemiology
r=0.977 · 95% conf. int. [0.903,0.995] · r2=0.955 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spreading the Truth: Uncovering the Butter-Wind Connection
The Journal of Dairy Atmospheric Studies
r=0.964 · 95% conf. int. [0.926,0.982] · r2=0.929 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Rolling in the Sun: A Fishy Connection Between Solar Power in Morocco and Google Searches for Sushi
The International Journal of Solar-Powered Seafood Studies
r=0.979 · 95% conf. int. [0.943,0.992] · r2=0.958 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stevie's Stirring Stats: The Surprising Relationship Between the Popularity of the Name Stevie and Wind Power in Argentina
The International Journal of Whimsical Wind Studies
r=0.961 · 95% conf. int. [0.915,0.983] · r2=0.924 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Octavia’s Popularity Drives Solar Auroria: A Correlative Study in Nicaragua
Journal of Solar Phenomena
r=0.957 · 95% conf. int. [0.898,0.982] · r2=0.916 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Planting the Seeds of Power: The Corny Connection between GMO Use and Electricity Generation in Antigua and Barbuda
Journal of Agricultural Alchemy
r=0.987 · 95% conf. int. [0.969,0.995] · r2=0.975 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Visual Visionaries: The Vexing Venture of Vision and Postage in Puerto Rico
The Journal of Opticopia
r=0.861 · 95% conf. int. [0.648,0.949] · r2=0.741 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Balancing Bachelor's Benefits: Bachelor's Degrees in English and the Bounty of Probation Officers in Hawaii
Journal of Vocational Veracity
r=0.968 · 95% conf. int. [0.826,0.994] · r2=0.936 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Statistical Schmooze: Statisticians in the State of Maine and their Influence on Renewable Energy Production in the U.S. Virgin Islands
The Journal of Eccentric Statistical Analysis
r=0.885 · 95% conf. int. [0.607,0.970] · r2=0.782 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lafayette's Lousy Pollution and Louisiana's Lively Bellhop Bureau: A Correlative Analysis
Journal of Ecological Economics and Entertaining Entomology
r=0.835 · 95% conf. int. [0.623,0.933] · r2=0.698 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Seeds, Ships, and Surprising Synchronicity: The GMO-Gasoline Correlation Between California Cotton and Bermuda’s Fossil Fuel Use
The Journal of Agricultural Alchemy
r=0.811 · 95% conf. int. [0.592,0.919] · r2=0.658 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cott-on or Cott-off: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton and the Presence of Social Workers in Louisiana
The Journal of Transgenic Textiles
r=0.897 · 95% conf. int. [0.754,0.959] · r2=0.805 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States
Journal of Agricultural Law and Social Trends
r=0.961 · 95% conf. int. [0.909,0.984] · r2=0.923 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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