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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and the second variable is Number of Lawyers in the United States.  The chart goes from 2000 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The GMO corn started producing more kernels, leading to an increase in corn production. This, in turn, attracted more corn-loving people to move to Missouri and pursue a career in law, because they wanted to be closer to the source of their favorite snack, corn on the cob. As a result, the number of lawyers in the United States increased as they all shucked and jived their way to the Show-Me State for a-maize-ing opportunities.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that embodies the pop art style and depicts a scene in a Missouri field. Within the field, rows of tall, exaggeratedly vibrant cornstalks dominate the landscape, stretching into the distance. The corn cobs are noticeably larger and more uniformly shaped, indicating GMO use. Suddenly, small legal documents and contracts start sprouting from the ears of corn, scattering across the field in a whimsically unexpected manner. In the background, a line of lawyers in suits and carrying briefcases begins to form, drawn by the surprising paperwork crop. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a funny image you would see on reddit High-tech Cyberpunk Symbolism Pop art
ChatGPT: Pop art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States, in the following situation: As GMO use in Missouri corn increased, so did the number of lawyers in the US because the genetically modified corn started spontaneously growing contracts and legal briefs, leading to a surge in legal professionals needed to manage the unexpected paperwork crop.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a field in Missouri, rows of tall cornstalks stretch into the distance. The corn cobs are visibly larger and more uniform, indicating GMO use. Suddenly, small legal documents and contracts start sprouting from the ears of corn, scattering across the field. In the background, a line of lawyers in suits and briefcases begins to form, drawn by the unexpected paperwork crop.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: In a field in Missouri, rows of tall cornstalks stretch into the distance. The corn cobs are visibly larger and more uniform, indicating GMO use. Suddenly, small legal documents and contracts start sprouting from the ears of corn, scattering across the field. In the background, a line of lawyers in suits and briefcases begins to form, drawn by the unexpected paperwork crop. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that embodies the pop art style and depicts a scene in a Missouri field. Within the field, rows of tall, exaggeratedly vibrant cornstalks dominate the landscape, stretching into the distance. The corn cobs are noticeably larger and more uniformly shaped, indicating GMO use. Suddenly, small legal documents and contracts start sprouting from the ears of corn, scattering across the field in a whimsically unexpected manner. In the background, a line of lawyers in suits and carrying briefcases begins to form, drawn by the surprising paperwork crop.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in GMO use in corn grown in Missouri caused Number of Lawyers in the United States to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States

Journal of Agricultural Law and Social Trends

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from USDA and ABA to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9609108 and p < 0.01 for 2000 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the quirky and unconventional connection between the widespread use of genetically modified (GMO) corn in the state of Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA) over the period from 2000 to 2022, our research team discovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9609108 (p < 0.01) between the two variables. Our findings suggest that there may be a kernel of truth to the notion that GMO corn production in the Show-Me State is somehow linked to the ballooning number of legal professionals across the nation. This study provides a fascinating glimpse into the unexpected ways in which agricultural practices may intersect with legal demographics, paving the way for further research into the enigmatic relationship between maize and Esquire.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the quirky and unconventional connection between the widespread use of genetically modified (GMO) corn in the state of Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA) over the period from 2000 to 2022, our research team discovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9609108 (p < 0.01) between the two variables. Our findings suggest that there may be a kernel of truth to the notion that GMO corn production in the Show-Me State is somehow linked to the ballooning number of legal professionals across the nation. This study provides a fascinating glimpse into the unexpected ways in which agricultural practices may intersect with legal demographics, paving the way for further research into the enigmatic relationship between maize and Esquire.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Picture this: you're strolling through a cornfield in Missouri, admiring the stalks swaying in the breeze, when suddenly it hits you - could this innocuous crop be linked to the ever-expanding legion of lawyers in the United States? As absurd as it may sound, our research delves into this peculiar correlation, or as we like to call it, the "corn-laden conundrum."

Now, before you dismiss this as the product of a lab experiment gone awry, let's address the seed of curiosity at the heart of this investigation. Genetically modified organisms (GMOs) have long been a subject of hot debate, eliciting concerns ranging from environmental impact to food safety. On the other hand, the legal profession is often synonymous with phrases like "billable hours" and "case law," each serving as a testament to the thriving legal ecosystem. But what brings these seemingly unrelated entities together in the statistical dance of correlation?

This paper aims to peel back the husk of mystery surrounding the enigmatic relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Missouri and the burgeoning population of lawyers in the U.S. Our hypothesis? There's more to this connection than meets the eye. As we venture into the uncharted territory where maize meets Esquire, we aim to provide a kernel of insight into a fusion that intersects agriculture, law, and, dare we say, statistical serendipity.

So, don your academic hat and buckle up, for we're about to embark on a journey through the cobwebbed corridors of correlation and causation, shucking the conventional and embracing the perplexing as we unravel the whimsical interplay of variables often overlooked in the world of quantitative analysis. Welcome to the cornfield of curiosity, where lawyer jokes and corny puns are not just allowed, but encouraged.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the quirky and unconventional connection between the widespread use of genetically modified (GMO) corn in the state of Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA) over the period from 2000 to 2022, our research team discovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9609108 (p < 0.01) between the two variables. Our findings suggest that there may be a kernel of truth to the notion that GMO corn production in the Show-Me State is somehow linked to the ballooning number of legal professionals across the nation. This study provides a fascinating glimpse into the unexpected ways in which agricultural practices may intersect with legal demographics, paving the way for further research into the enigmatic relationship between maize and Esquire.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Picture this: you're strolling through a cornfield in Missouri, admiring the stalks swaying in the breeze, when suddenly it hits you - could this innocuous crop be linked to the ever-expanding legion of lawyers in the United States? As absurd as it may sound, our research delves into this peculiar correlation, or as we like to call it, the "corn-laden conundrum."
Now, before you dismiss this as the product of a lab experiment gone awry, let's address the seed of curiosity at the heart of this investigation. Genetically modified organisms (GMOs) have long been a subject of hot debate, eliciting concerns ranging from environmental impact to food safety. On the other hand, the legal profession is often synonymous with phrases like "billable hours" and "case law," each serving as a testament to the thriving legal ecosystem. But what brings these seemingly unrelated entities together in the statistical dance of correlation?
This paper aims to peel back the husk of mystery surrounding the enigmatic relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Missouri and the burgeoning population of lawyers in the U.S. Our hypothesis? There's more to this connection than meets the eye. As we venture into the uncharted territory where maize meets Esquire, we aim to provide a kernel of insight into a fusion that intersects agriculture, law, and, dare we say, statistical serendipity.
So, don your academic hat and buckle up, for we're about to embark on a journey through the cobwebbed corridors of correlation and causation, shucking the conventional and embracing the perplexing as we unravel the whimsical interplay of variables often overlooked in the world of quantitative analysis. Welcome to the cornfield of curiosity, where lawyer jokes and corny puns are not just allowed, but encouraged.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The foundation of our investigation lies in understanding the interlinkage between the production of genetically modified (GMO) corn in Missouri and the proliferation of lawyers in the United States. Commencing with the seminal work of Smith et al., in their study "Agricultural Innovations and Legal Luminary: A Statistical Odyssey," the authors find a remarkable confluence between the adoption of GMO corn and the burgeoning legal profession. However, the curveballs do not end here. Doe's analysis in "Cornucopia and Counsel: Unveiling Legal Trends Amidst Agricultural Innovations" sheds light on the dynamic landscape where legal acumen and corn genetics seemingly converge.

In unearthing unconventional insights, the research community has prudently navigated through pertinent literature, brushing shoulders with formidable non-fiction works on GMOs and legal trends. "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan offers a cornucopia of narratives, encompassing the intricate web of agricultural practices, while "The Rule of Law" by Tom Bingham symbolizes the legal sphere's resilience in the face of ever-evolving dynamics. Transitioning seamlessly, fantastical realms also merit scrutiny as we draw inspiration from fictional works such as "The Lost Symbol" by Dan Brown, teasing out cryptic connections akin to unraveling a legal enigma. Marveling at such unexpected parallels, we're reminded of the blurred lines between fact and fiction, akin to the convoluted correlations we seek to decipher.

Taking a whimsical turn, our foray into interdisciplinary research has evoked unexpected nostalgia, prompting revisitings of childhood realms where animated wonders sparkled with subtle nuances. Cartoons such as "Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law" and the legal tidbits nestled within episodes of "Scooby-Doo" have been surprisingly educational, offering an unconventional lens through which to view the maize and Esquire convergence. Who knew that Saturday morning cartoons could harbor allegories mirroring our real-world quest for connections between corn and courtrooms?

In weaving this tapestry of literature and pop culture, we're reminded that curiosity has no bounds and scholarly pursuits need not be devoid of laughter and levity. Through this eclectic journey, the tantalizing thread of correlation between GMO corn in Missouri and the legal profession becomes all the more intriguing, beckoning us to delve deeper into the labyrinthine intrigue of maize and Esquire.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and ABA . You used data from 2000 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the quirky and unconventional connection between the widespread use of genetically modified (GMO) corn in the state of Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA) over the period from 2000 to 2022, our research team discovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9609108 (p < 0.01) between the two variables. Our findings suggest that there may be a kernel of truth to the notion that GMO corn production in the Show-Me State is somehow linked to the ballooning number of legal professionals across the nation. This study provides a fascinating glimpse into the unexpected ways in which agricultural practices may intersect with legal demographics, paving the way for further research into the enigmatic relationship between maize and Esquire.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Picture this: you're strolling through a cornfield in Missouri, admiring the stalks swaying in the breeze, when suddenly it hits you - could this innocuous crop be linked to the ever-expanding legion of lawyers in the United States? As absurd as it may sound, our research delves into this peculiar correlation, or as we like to call it, the "corn-laden conundrum."
Now, before you dismiss this as the product of a lab experiment gone awry, let's address the seed of curiosity at the heart of this investigation. Genetically modified organisms (GMOs) have long been a subject of hot debate, eliciting concerns ranging from environmental impact to food safety. On the other hand, the legal profession is often synonymous with phrases like "billable hours" and "case law," each serving as a testament to the thriving legal ecosystem. But what brings these seemingly unrelated entities together in the statistical dance of correlation?
This paper aims to peel back the husk of mystery surrounding the enigmatic relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Missouri and the burgeoning population of lawyers in the U.S. Our hypothesis? There's more to this connection than meets the eye. As we venture into the uncharted territory where maize meets Esquire, we aim to provide a kernel of insight into a fusion that intersects agriculture, law, and, dare we say, statistical serendipity.
So, don your academic hat and buckle up, for we're about to embark on a journey through the cobwebbed corridors of correlation and causation, shucking the conventional and embracing the perplexing as we unravel the whimsical interplay of variables often overlooked in the world of quantitative analysis. Welcome to the cornfield of curiosity, where lawyer jokes and corny puns are not just allowed, but encouraged.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To untangle the intricacies of the relationship between GMO corn in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the United States, our research team employed a mix of conventional statistical analyses and whimsical exploratory techniques. The data collection process involved scouring the digital plains of the USDA's Crop Production Reports and ABA's Lawyer Demographics Database, navigating through the cobwebbed corners of the internet to harvest the ripest datasets from the years 2000 to 2022.

First, we plowed through the USDA's corn production reports, sifting through the crop statistics with the keen eye of a discerning farmer assessing the health of their cornstalks. We meticulously identified the hectares of land dedicated to GMO corn cultivation in Missouri, ensuring that no "corn-fusing" non-GMO varieties sneaked into our data harvest.

Simultaneously, our research team combed through the lawyer demographics data from the ABA, metaphorically donning legal robes of inquiry to peruse the statistical briefs on the number of licensed attorneys in the United States. We meticulously categorized the legal eagles by state of licensure, building a formidable roost of data points that would soon take flight in our analysis.

Once the raw data had been corralled, we conducted a series of intricate statistical analyses. Our initial foray involved computing descriptive statistics for the GMO corn production in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the U.S., allowing us to gauge the spread of each variable and discern any glaring outliers that might have inadvertently sauntered into our dataset like rebellious kernels in a bag of un-popped popcorn.

With the groundwork laid, we proceeded to explore the correlation using Pearson's correlation coefficient, a tool that measures the strength and direction of a linear relationship between two variables. Like intrepid explorer-statisticians, we charted the bivariate scatterplot, graphing the GMO corn production against the number of lawyers and marveling at the remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9609108 (p < 0.01). As our eyes beheld this statistical wonder, speculation ripened in our minds like a field of golden ears, and we tentatively entertained the idea that there might be more than meets the husk in this curious relationship.

But our scientific curiosity did not stop there. To further plumb the depths of this unconventional connection, we employed a series of multivariate techniques, augmenting the analysis with additional variables such as the price of soybeans, the average annual precipitation in Missouri, and the number of episodes in which legal dramas used cornfields as a backdrop. The interplay of these variables was analyzed using bivariate and multivariate regression models, inviting us to gaze into the kaleidoscope of statistical relationships with wonder and the occasional corny pun.

In summary, our methodology may seem as twisty as a corn maze at first glance, but rest assured, every statistical kernel was husked, every correlation cob was shucked, and every regression ear was meticulously examined under the bright light of analytical rigor. Through this intricate blend of data collection and analysis, we endeavored to uncover the kernels of truth in the unexpected relationship between GMO corn in Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and ABA .

For the time period 2000 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9609108, r-squared of 0.9233496, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the quirky and unconventional connection between the widespread use of genetically modified (GMO) corn in the state of Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA) over the period from 2000 to 2022, our research team discovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9609108 (p < 0.01) between the two variables. Our findings suggest that there may be a kernel of truth to the notion that GMO corn production in the Show-Me State is somehow linked to the ballooning number of legal professionals across the nation. This study provides a fascinating glimpse into the unexpected ways in which agricultural practices may intersect with legal demographics, paving the way for further research into the enigmatic relationship between maize and Esquire.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Picture this: you're strolling through a cornfield in Missouri, admiring the stalks swaying in the breeze, when suddenly it hits you - could this innocuous crop be linked to the ever-expanding legion of lawyers in the United States? As absurd as it may sound, our research delves into this peculiar correlation, or as we like to call it, the "corn-laden conundrum."
Now, before you dismiss this as the product of a lab experiment gone awry, let's address the seed of curiosity at the heart of this investigation. Genetically modified organisms (GMOs) have long been a subject of hot debate, eliciting concerns ranging from environmental impact to food safety. On the other hand, the legal profession is often synonymous with phrases like "billable hours" and "case law," each serving as a testament to the thriving legal ecosystem. But what brings these seemingly unrelated entities together in the statistical dance of correlation?
This paper aims to peel back the husk of mystery surrounding the enigmatic relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Missouri and the burgeoning population of lawyers in the U.S. Our hypothesis? There's more to this connection than meets the eye. As we venture into the uncharted territory where maize meets Esquire, we aim to provide a kernel of insight into a fusion that intersects agriculture, law, and, dare we say, statistical serendipity.
So, don your academic hat and buckle up, for we're about to embark on a journey through the cobwebbed corridors of correlation and causation, shucking the conventional and embracing the perplexing as we unravel the whimsical interplay of variables often overlooked in the world of quantitative analysis. Welcome to the cornfield of curiosity, where lawyer jokes and corny puns are not just allowed, but encouraged.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the data revealed a surprisingly strong correlation between the use of genetically modified (GMO) corn in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the United States. Our investigation uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9609108, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.9233496, with a p-value of less than 0.01. It appears that the corn and the courtroom are more closely intertwined than one might initially assume.

In Fig. 1, a scatterplot graphically illustrates the remarkable relationship between these two seemingly disparate variables. The data points coalesce into a pattern that suggests a direct connection between GMO corn production in Missouri and the proliferation of legal practitioners across the nation. One might even say it's a-maize-ing how these two factors align so snugly on a scatterplot!

Now, before we leap to conclusions, it's important to note that correlation does not necessarily imply causation. However, our findings warrant further exploration into the potential mechanisms and underlying reasons for the observed association between GMO corn cultivation and the legal profession. After all, who could resist the gravitational pull of such a captivating correlation – it's like a magnet for statisticians and legal eagles alike!

Our results not only raise eyebrows but also open the door to a new realm of interdisciplinary inquiry, where the fertile fields of agriculture intersect with the intricate web of legal dynamics. Indeed, this peculiar correlation beckons for more in-depth investigation and perhaps a few cleverly crafted lawyer jokes thrown in for good measure.

In conclusion, our findings present a compelling case for the unforeseen relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States. We've merely scratched the surface of this convoluted cornfield of correlation and causation, leaving ample room for further exploration and, of course, a few more corny puns along the way.

Stay tuned for the astonishing adventures in the maize maze of statistical anomalies and legal lore, where GMO corn and lawyers walk hand in hand across the fertile fields of data and discovery.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the quirky and unconventional connection between the widespread use of genetically modified (GMO) corn in the state of Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA) over the period from 2000 to 2022, our research team discovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9609108 (p < 0.01) between the two variables. Our findings suggest that there may be a kernel of truth to the notion that GMO corn production in the Show-Me State is somehow linked to the ballooning number of legal professionals across the nation. This study provides a fascinating glimpse into the unexpected ways in which agricultural practices may intersect with legal demographics, paving the way for further research into the enigmatic relationship between maize and Esquire.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The foundation of our investigation lies in understanding the interlinkage between the production of genetically modified (GMO) corn in Missouri and the proliferation of lawyers in the United States. Commencing with the seminal work of Smith et al., in their study "Agricultural Innovations and Legal Luminary: A Statistical Odyssey," the authors find a remarkable confluence between the adoption of GMO corn and the burgeoning legal profession. However, the curveballs do not end here. Doe's analysis in "Cornucopia and Counsel: Unveiling Legal Trends Amidst Agricultural Innovations" sheds light on the dynamic landscape where legal acumen and corn genetics seemingly converge.
In unearthing unconventional insights, the research community has prudently navigated through pertinent literature, brushing shoulders with formidable non-fiction works on GMOs and legal trends. "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan offers a cornucopia of narratives, encompassing the intricate web of agricultural practices, while "The Rule of Law" by Tom Bingham symbolizes the legal sphere's resilience in the face of ever-evolving dynamics. Transitioning seamlessly, fantastical realms also merit scrutiny as we draw inspiration from fictional works such as "The Lost Symbol" by Dan Brown, teasing out cryptic connections akin to unraveling a legal enigma. Marveling at such unexpected parallels, we're reminded of the blurred lines between fact and fiction, akin to the convoluted correlations we seek to decipher.
Taking a whimsical turn, our foray into interdisciplinary research has evoked unexpected nostalgia, prompting revisitings of childhood realms where animated wonders sparkled with subtle nuances. Cartoons such as "Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law" and the legal tidbits nestled within episodes of "Scooby-Doo" have been surprisingly educational, offering an unconventional lens through which to view the maize and Esquire convergence. Who knew that Saturday morning cartoons could harbor allegories mirroring our real-world quest for connections between corn and courtrooms?
In weaving this tapestry of literature and pop culture, we're reminded that curiosity has no bounds and scholarly pursuits need not be devoid of laughter and levity. Through this eclectic journey, the tantalizing thread of correlation between GMO corn in Missouri and the legal profession becomes all the more intriguing, beckoning us to delve deeper into the labyrinthine intrigue of maize and Esquire.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed a surprisingly strong correlation between the use of genetically modified (GMO) corn in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the United States. Our investigation uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9609108, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.9233496, with a p-value of less than 0.01. It appears that the corn and the courtroom are more closely intertwined than one might initially assume.
In Fig. 1, a scatterplot graphically illustrates the remarkable relationship between these two seemingly disparate variables. The data points coalesce into a pattern that suggests a direct connection between GMO corn production in Missouri and the proliferation of legal practitioners across the nation. One might even say it's a-maize-ing how these two factors align so snugly on a scatterplot!
Now, before we leap to conclusions, it's important to note that correlation does not necessarily imply causation. However, our findings warrant further exploration into the potential mechanisms and underlying reasons for the observed association between GMO corn cultivation and the legal profession. After all, who could resist the gravitational pull of such a captivating correlation – it's like a magnet for statisticians and legal eagles alike!
Our results not only raise eyebrows but also open the door to a new realm of interdisciplinary inquiry, where the fertile fields of agriculture intersect with the intricate web of legal dynamics. Indeed, this peculiar correlation beckons for more in-depth investigation and perhaps a few cleverly crafted lawyer jokes thrown in for good measure.
In conclusion, our findings present a compelling case for the unforeseen relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States. We've merely scratched the surface of this convoluted cornfield of correlation and causation, leaving ample room for further exploration and, of course, a few more corny puns along the way.
Stay tuned for the astonishing adventures in the maize maze of statistical anomalies and legal lore, where GMO corn and lawyers walk hand in hand across the fertile fields of data and discovery.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The corny connection we've uncovered between GMO corn in Missouri and the proliferation of lawyers in the United States has left us quite shell-shocked, but it's also provided fodder for a-maize-ing academic discourse. Our results not only support the eccentric insights presented in the literature review but also unveil an unprecedented potential for interdisciplinary exploration.

Now, returning to the whimsical literature review, it seems that the unorthodox connections we brushed elbows with have proven to be more than just playful puns and peculiar parallels. Smith et al.'s statistical odyssey and Doe's unveiling of legal trends amidst agricultural innovations have indeed set the stage for our own fruitful discovery. It's as if Sherlock Holmes himself would raise an eyebrow at the serendipitous convergence of corn and counsel as we set foot into this labyrinthine maize maze of correlation and causation.

Our findings align snugly with the prior research, confirming the intriguing correlation coefficient that has emerged from our own statistical gymnastics. With an r-squared value of 0.9233496, our data paints a compelling picture of the intertwined fate of maize and Esquire. While correlation does not necessarily imply causation, it's hard not to mull over the prospect that the cornfields might whisper secrets to the legal eagles across the United States.

The unexpected strength of this correlation begs for further exploration. The tantalizing possibility that the humble GMO corn in Missouri might hold sway over the destinies of the legal profession nationwide cannot go unnoticed. Here, one might imagine that the corn is not only genetically modified, but perhaps also legally inclined, influencing the thoughts of aspiring lawyers across the country.

As we set our sights on future research, the fertile fields of inquiry stretch endlessly before us, inviting a harvest of interdisciplinary investigation. The agricultural and legal worlds seem poised for a dance as we unravel the enigmatic web of interconnected dynamics. And who knows, maybe the courtroom antics of Harvey Birdman or the elusive clues in "Scooby-Doo" might hold more wisdom than we ever suspected.

In closing, our findings offer just a taste of the a-maize-ing adventures that lie ahead in this perplexing cornfield of correlation and causation. As we move forward, the intersection of science and law beckons for further exploration, offering yet another kernel of truth in the maze of statistical anomalies and legal lore. And, of course, a few more corny puns along the way to keep the journey light-hearted and lively!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the quirky and unconventional connection between the widespread use of genetically modified (GMO) corn in the state of Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA) over the period from 2000 to 2022, our research team discovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9609108 (p < 0.01) between the two variables. Our findings suggest that there may be a kernel of truth to the notion that GMO corn production in the Show-Me State is somehow linked to the ballooning number of legal professionals across the nation. This study provides a fascinating glimpse into the unexpected ways in which agricultural practices may intersect with legal demographics, paving the way for further research into the enigmatic relationship between maize and Esquire.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Picture this: you're strolling through a cornfield in Missouri, admiring the stalks swaying in the breeze, when suddenly it hits you - could this innocuous crop be linked to the ever-expanding legion of lawyers in the United States? As absurd as it may sound, our research delves into this peculiar correlation, or as we like to call it, the "corn-laden conundrum."
Now, before you dismiss this as the product of a lab experiment gone awry, let's address the seed of curiosity at the heart of this investigation. Genetically modified organisms (GMOs) have long been a subject of hot debate, eliciting concerns ranging from environmental impact to food safety. On the other hand, the legal profession is often synonymous with phrases like "billable hours" and "case law," each serving as a testament to the thriving legal ecosystem. But what brings these seemingly unrelated entities together in the statistical dance of correlation?
This paper aims to peel back the husk of mystery surrounding the enigmatic relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Missouri and the burgeoning population of lawyers in the U.S. Our hypothesis? There's more to this connection than meets the eye. As we venture into the uncharted territory where maize meets Esquire, we aim to provide a kernel of insight into a fusion that intersects agriculture, law, and, dare we say, statistical serendipity.
So, don your academic hat and buckle up, for we're about to embark on a journey through the cobwebbed corridors of correlation and causation, shucking the conventional and embracing the perplexing as we unravel the whimsical interplay of variables often overlooked in the world of quantitative analysis. Welcome to the cornfield of curiosity, where lawyer jokes and corny puns are not just allowed, but encouraged.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed a surprisingly strong correlation between the use of genetically modified (GMO) corn in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the United States. Our investigation uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9609108, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.9233496, with a p-value of less than 0.01. It appears that the corn and the courtroom are more closely intertwined than one might initially assume.
In Fig. 1, a scatterplot graphically illustrates the remarkable relationship between these two seemingly disparate variables. The data points coalesce into a pattern that suggests a direct connection between GMO corn production in Missouri and the proliferation of legal practitioners across the nation. One might even say it's a-maize-ing how these two factors align so snugly on a scatterplot!
Now, before we leap to conclusions, it's important to note that correlation does not necessarily imply causation. However, our findings warrant further exploration into the potential mechanisms and underlying reasons for the observed association between GMO corn cultivation and the legal profession. After all, who could resist the gravitational pull of such a captivating correlation – it's like a magnet for statisticians and legal eagles alike!
Our results not only raise eyebrows but also open the door to a new realm of interdisciplinary inquiry, where the fertile fields of agriculture intersect with the intricate web of legal dynamics. Indeed, this peculiar correlation beckons for more in-depth investigation and perhaps a few cleverly crafted lawyer jokes thrown in for good measure.
In conclusion, our findings present a compelling case for the unforeseen relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States. We've merely scratched the surface of this convoluted cornfield of correlation and causation, leaving ample room for further exploration and, of course, a few more corny puns along the way.
Stay tuned for the astonishing adventures in the maize maze of statistical anomalies and legal lore, where GMO corn and lawyers walk hand in hand across the fertile fields of data and discovery.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In the grand scheme of things, one might wonder if the corny correlation we've uncovered is just a-maize-ing coincidence. However, our research has certainly given us food for thought, and we've unearthed kernels of statistical truth that merit attention.

While it's tempting to crack corny jokes about 'harvesting lawsuits' or 'making a case for GMOs,' we mustn't pop-corn around serious academic inquiry. The strong correlation between GMO corn in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the U.S. suggests a link like no other - a veritable cobweb of curiosity in the field of empirical analysis.

As much as we'd relish the idea of cultivating courtroom dramas in the heartlands of corn country, our study does not sow the seeds for claiming causation. Yet, with a correlation coefficient rivaling the persistence of 'Legally Blonde' sequels, the temptation to dive further into this cornucopia of legal-agricultural intrigue is as irresistible as a fresh batch of buttered popcorn at a movie theater.

It's time to bid adieu to this captivating kernel of research. As we hang our lab coats and legal robes side by side, we assert with confidence that no further research is needed in this area. The maize maze has been navigated, and the verdict is in - GMO corn in Missouri might just be the 'stalk' of the legal profession's growth in the U.S.

Let's raise a toast to this intertwining tale of maize and Esquire, for it has truly popped our intellectual corn and seasoned our statistical acumen with a sprinkle of agricultural enigma. After all, where else can one find a correlation as a-maize-ing as this one?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Agricultural Law and Social Trends


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Agricultural Advancement and Legal Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Maize and Esquire: A Kernel of Truth in the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States with an abstract of This study examines the quirky and unconventional connection between the widespread use of genetically modified (GMO) corn in the state of Missouri and the abundance of lawyers in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA) over the period from 2000 to 2022, our research team discovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9609108 (p < 0.01) between the two variables. Our findings suggest that there may be a kernel of truth to the notion that GMO corn production in the Show-Me State is somehow linked to the ballooning number of legal professionals across the nation. This study provides a fascinating glimpse into the unexpected ways in which agricultural practices may intersect with legal demographics, paving the way for further research into the enigmatic relationship between maize and Esquire.

ChatGPT:

GMO corn, lawyers, correlation, Missouri, United States, USDA data, ABA data, agriculture, legal demographics, maize, Esquire, genetically modified corn, GMO production, Show-Me State, correlation coefficient, research, agricultural practices.

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Data details

GMO use in corn grown in Missouri
Detailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in Missouri that is genetically modified
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn grown in Missouri

Number of Lawyers in the United States
Detailed data title: The Count of ABA Lawyers in the United States
Source: ABA
See what else correlates with Number of Lawyers in the United States

Correlation r = 0.9609108 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9233496 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 92.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Number of Lawyers in the United States) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn grown in Missouri) over the 23 years from 2000 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.5E-13. 0.0000000000003458027310699239
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 3.5E-11% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,891,822,157,986 random variables You don't actually need 2 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 22 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 22 because we have two variables measured over a period of 23 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.91, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
GMO use in corn grown in Missouri (GMO corn %)2832344249555962707779858692938993919291939196
Number of Lawyers in the United States (Lawyers)10224601048900104975010586601084500110477011169701143360116212011803901203100122545012452001268010128143013007001312870133596013423801352080132874013279101327010




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([28,32,34,42,49,55,59,62,70,77,79,85,86,92,93,89,93,91,92,91,93,91,96,])
array_2 = np.array([1022460,1048900,1049750,1058660,1084500,1104770,1116970,1143360,1162120,1180390,1203100,1225450,1245200,1268010,1281430,1300700,1312870,1335960,1342380,1352080,1328740,1327910,1327010,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn grown in Missouri"
array_2_name = "Number of Lawyers in the United States"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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