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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

The Beautility of Beau: Unveiling the Beau-tiful Connection Between the Popularity of the Name Beau and Nuclear Power Generation in China
Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.990 · 95% conf. int. [0.980,0.995] · r2=0.981 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Amari Name Game: A Sparkling Correlation with Electricity Generation in Palestinian Territories
The Journal of Electrifying Etymology
r=0.892 · 95% conf. int. [0.749,0.956] · r2=0.796 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Swinging Through the Air: A Breath of Fresh Fairway - The Correlation Between Air Quality in San Antonio, Texas and Total Points Earned by Barracuda Golf Championship Winner
The Journal of Environmental Golf Studies
r=0.810 · 95% conf. int. [0.467,0.941] · r2=0.656 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Scoring More, Networking Better: Heineken Cup Victory and Virginia's IT Quandary
The Journal of Sports Analytics and Technology
r=0.867 · 95% conf. int. [0.558,0.965] · r2=0.752 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mastering the Stock Market: Interdisciplinary Studies and Agilent Technologies' A-ffect on Stock Price
The Journal of Financial Alchemy
r=0.965 · 95% conf. int. [0.856,0.992] · r2=0.932 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Hair-Raising Connections: The Caroline Effect on Newmont's Stock Price
The Journal of Financial Follicle Studies
r=-0.823 · 95% conf. int. [-0.926,-0.608] · r2=0.678 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Dough or Dough-Nut: The Yeast of these Worries? Examining the Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Bakery Products and QUALCOMM's Stock Price
The Journal of Culinary Economics and Financial Analysis
r=0.910 · 95% conf. int. [0.787,0.963] · r2=0.828 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Dario and Delorean: The Shocking Connection Between Name Popularity and TSLA Stock Price
The Journal of Psycholinguistic Economics
r=0.939 · 95% conf. int. [0.792,0.983] · r2=0.882 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection?
The Journal of Artsy Finance
r=0.990 · 95% conf. int. [0.961,0.997] · r2=0.980 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Quality in Pittsburgh: A 'Breathtaking' Impact on Walmart's Stock Price (WMT)
Journal of Environmental Economics and Retail Dynamics
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.813,0.966] · r2=0.845 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Aerated Atmosphere and Accidental Arson: An Analysis of Air Pollution's Influence on Incendiary Incidents in Michigan
The Journal of Environmental Misadventures
r=0.729 · 95% conf. int. [0.533,0.850] · r2=0.531 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Puzzling Partnership: Pinpointing the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Houma, Louisiana and Jet Fuel in Saint Vincent/Grenadines
The Journal of Environmental Quirkiness
r=0.774 · 95% conf. int. [0.282,0.944] · r2=0.599 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Berlin to Nepal: The Unexpected Connection Between Air Pollution and Kerosene
The International Journal of Ecological Connections
r=0.742 · 95% conf. int. [0.562,0.854] · r2=0.550 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Connecting Kerosene Consumption in Thailand to Air Pollution in Oxnard, California: A Correlative Charade
The Journal of Environmental Absurdity
r=0.949 · 95% conf. int. [0.907,0.973] · r2=0.901 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Aerosol Arson: Analyzing the Alleged Association between Air Pollution in Auburn and Arson in America
The Journal of Environmental Criminology and Atmospheric Chemistry
r=0.828 · 95% conf. int. [0.692,0.908] · r2=0.686 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Smoke to Snoops: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Buffalo and Google Searches for 'Snoop Dog'
The Journal of Quirky Environmental Sociology
r=0.847 · 95% conf. int. [0.648,0.938] · r2=0.718 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Orlando's Popularity and West Virginia's Criminality: A Correlational Study
The Journal of Quirky Social Science
r=0.853 · 95% conf. int. [0.733,0.921] · r2=0.727 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs
The International Journal of Anomalous Phenomena and Extreme Expeditions
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.848,0.958] · r2=0.845 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Luminous Glimpses and Literary Hits: An Interstellar Investigation of UFO Sightings and Best-Selling Writings
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Encounters and Literary Intrigues
r=0.873 · 95% conf. int. [0.771,0.931] · r2=0.762 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Playing with Fire: Exploring the Blazing Hot Relationship Between the Popularity of the Name Antwan and Arson in Arizona
Journal of Sociolinguistics and Pyromania
r=0.916 · 95% conf. int. [0.844,0.956] · r2=0.840 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Tenuous Ties between Transportation and Trained Toenails: A Twisted Tale
The Journal of Pedal-Powered Podiatry
r=0.978 · 95% conf. int. [0.907,0.995] · r2=0.957 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Telemarketing Triplets: The Surprising Correlation Between Telemarketers in West Virginia and US Birth Rates of Triplets or More
The Journal of Whimsical Statistics and Quirky Phenomena
r=0.946 · 95% conf. int. [0.863,0.979] · r2=0.895 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clowning Clerks: Correlating the Count of Loan Interviewers with the Capacity of Biomass Power
The Journal of Laughter and Biomass Engineering
r=0.791 · 95% conf. int. [0.514,0.919] · r2=0.626 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Bryson Dynasty and Statisticians in Oklahoma: A Surprising Symphony?
The Journal of Quirky Statistical Analysis
r=0.821 · 95% conf. int. [0.595,0.927] · r2=0.675 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

No Bail-ifs, Just Bae-liffs: The Selena Effect on Legal Troubles in Maryland
The Journal of Law and Love
r=0.761 · 95% conf. int. [0.481,0.901] · r2=0.580 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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