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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts and the second variable is CME Group's stock price (CME).  The chart goes from 2011 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of fine and studio arts associates degrees awarded rises, more people are drawn to the world of art. This leads to an increased demand for creative and unique artworks. As the art industry flourishes, investors start looking for new ways to capitalize on this growing market. This heightened interest in art leads to a surge in art auctions and trading, including the trading of art futures and options. The CME Group, being the leading derivatives marketplace, sees a significant uptick in trading activity and revenue as a result of this unexpected intersection between the world of art and financial markets. It's a masterpiece of a connection between the seemingly unrelated realms of art and stock trading!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ A photo-realistic image ] In a vibrant and bustling art studio, a group of graduates proudly holds their Associates degrees in Fine and studio arts. They are meticulously painting vibrant murals on the walls, creating a lively and colorful atmosphere. Above them, a digital stock ticker displays CME Group's stock price continuously rising, reflecting the confidence and financial creativity inspired by the growing number of artistically skilled individuals in the workforce. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts and CME Group's stock price (CME). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Brutalism A photo-realistic image Magic realism Surrealism a funny image you would see on reddit
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts and CME Group's stock price (CME), in the following situation: Because more artists with Associate's degrees led to better financial creativity, boosting confidence in CME Group, increasing stock price.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling art studio, a group of graduates proudly holds their Associates degrees in Fine and studio arts, while meticulously painting vibrant murals on the walls. Above them, a digital stock ticker displays CME Group's stock price continuously rising, reflecting the confidence and financial creativity inspired by the growing number of artistically skilled individuals in the workforce.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling art studio, a group of graduates proudly holds their Associates degrees in Fine and studio arts, while meticulously painting vibrant murals on the walls. Above them, a digital stock ticker displays CME Group's stock price continuously rising, reflecting the confidence and financial creativity inspired by the growing number of artistically skilled individuals in the workforce. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ A photo-realistic image ] In a vibrant and bustling art studio, a group of graduates proudly holds their Associates degrees in Fine and studio arts. They are meticulously painting vibrant murals on the walls, creating a lively and colorful atmosphere. Above them, a digital stock ticker displays CME Group's stock price continuously rising, reflecting the confidence and financial creativity inspired by the growing number of artistically skilled individuals in the workforce.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts caused CME Group's stock price (CME) to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection?

The Journal of Artsy Finance

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts and CME Group's stock price (CME). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9899816 and p < 0.01 for 2011 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection?

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the intriguing link between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aim to shed light on whether the arts can move markets. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9899816 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. We delve into the possible implications of this unexpected connection, acknowledging that this study might be considered a masterpiece in its own right. Our research highlights the uncanny harmony between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets, proving that even stock prices can appreciate the brush strokes of creativity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts and CME Group's stock price (CME). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection?

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the intriguing link between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aim to shed light on whether the arts can move markets. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9899816 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. We delve into the possible implications of this unexpected connection, acknowledging that this study might be considered a masterpiece in its own right. Our research highlights the uncanny harmony between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets, proving that even stock prices can appreciate the brush strokes of creativity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intersection of artistic endeavors and financial markets has long been an enigmatic subject, often overshadowed by more traditional economic indicators and investment strategies. In recent years, however, the relationship between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets has garnered increasing attention from scholars and analysts alike. Our research aims to contribute to this growing discourse by examining the seemingly unlikely correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME).

While some may initially raise an eyebrow at the juxtaposition of art degrees and stock prices, we approached this investigation with a sense of curiosity and a dash of whimsy. Who would have thought that the strokes of a paintbrush or the shaping of clay could hold any sway over the highs and lows of stock market fluctuations? Yet, as we delved into the data, we found ourselves drawn into a world where the seemingly disparate realms of artistic expression and financial transactions intertwined in a peculiar pas de deux.

As we wade deeper into this beguiling tapestry of statistics and market movements, we invite readers to suspend their disbelief and embark on this journey with an open mind. After all, in the words of Pablo Picasso, "Everything you can imagine is real" – even a connection between art degrees and stock prices that may appear as surreal as a melting clock in a Dali painting.

We do acknowledge the uniqueness of our pursuit, recognizing that at first glance, it may appear as eccentric as a piece of avant-garde performance art. However, let us not dismiss the prospect of uncovering unsuspected harmony in this unusual pairing. As we lay the groundwork for our analysis, we encourage readers to remain open to the prospect of finding beauty in the unexpected – for in the realm of research, as in the world of art, the most captivating discoveries often arise from the most seemingly incongruous sources.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts and CME Group's stock price (CME). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection?

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the intriguing link between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aim to shed light on whether the arts can move markets. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9899816 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. We delve into the possible implications of this unexpected connection, acknowledging that this study might be considered a masterpiece in its own right. Our research highlights the uncanny harmony between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets, proving that even stock prices can appreciate the brush strokes of creativity.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of artistic endeavors and financial markets has long been an enigmatic subject, often overshadowed by more traditional economic indicators and investment strategies. In recent years, however, the relationship between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets has garnered increasing attention from scholars and analysts alike. Our research aims to contribute to this growing discourse by examining the seemingly unlikely correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME).
While some may initially raise an eyebrow at the juxtaposition of art degrees and stock prices, we approached this investigation with a sense of curiosity and a dash of whimsy. Who would have thought that the strokes of a paintbrush or the shaping of clay could hold any sway over the highs and lows of stock market fluctuations? Yet, as we delved into the data, we found ourselves drawn into a world where the seemingly disparate realms of artistic expression and financial transactions intertwined in a peculiar pas de deux.
As we wade deeper into this beguiling tapestry of statistics and market movements, we invite readers to suspend their disbelief and embark on this journey with an open mind. After all, in the words of Pablo Picasso, "Everything you can imagine is real" – even a connection between art degrees and stock prices that may appear as surreal as a melting clock in a Dali painting.
We do acknowledge the uniqueness of our pursuit, recognizing that at first glance, it may appear as eccentric as a piece of avant-garde performance art. However, let us not dismiss the prospect of uncovering unsuspected harmony in this unusual pairing. As we lay the groundwork for our analysis, we encourage readers to remain open to the prospect of finding beauty in the unexpected – for in the realm of research, as in the world of art, the most captivating discoveries often arise from the most seemingly incongruous sources.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In the quest to unravel the mysterious connection between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME), researchers have ventured into uncharted territories. Smith et al. (2016) proposed a theoretical framework suggesting that artistic creativity might manifest in the financial markets, akin to brushstrokes of influence on the canvas of stock prices. Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2018) delved into the behavioral aspects of investors, postulating that exposure to art could inspire unconventional investment patterns, potentially impacting the valuation of stocks.

However, as we peel back the layers of scholarly investigations, we find ourselves navigating through an intriguing labyrinth of diverse perspectives. "The Art of Financial Markets" by Master & Co. (2019) sheds light on the parallels between artistic creation and financial strategizing, underlining the potential for creative inspiration to permeate the world of investment decisions.

In the realm of non-fiction publications, "The Power of Creativity in Business" by Innovate & Excel (2017) presents an insightful exploration into the crossover between artistic ingenuity and economic enterprises, offering a compelling glimpse into the uncharted potential of artistic influences on financial ecosystems. "The Investment Art: Creative Strategies for Financial Success" by Wise & Wealthy (2015) also offers a profound consideration of the interplay between artistry and investment, weaving an intricate narrative of how artistic sensibilities can shape financial prowess.

Venturing into the realm of fiction, we encounter "The Brushstroke Effect" by Novel Writer (2014), a whimsical tale that whimsically toys with the idea of a mystical painting that holds the key to predicting stock market movements. Furthermore, "The Financial Artist" by Imagination Inc. (2016) immerses readers in a fantastical world where financial stability is governed by the strokes of an otherworldly artist's brush.

As we peel back the layers of scholarly investigations, we find ourselves navigating through an intriguing labyrinth of diverse perspectives. "The Power of the Arts" by Gallery Guru (2018) offers a profound exploration of how artistic expression can permeate even the most unexpected aspects of life, delving into the unanticipated intersections between art and the world of finance. Furthermore, "The Economics of Creative Expression" by Canvas Connoisseur (2019) presents a compelling narrative of the economic implications of artistic endeavors, hinting at a deeper connection between the world of art and the fluctuations of financial markets.

Turning to the world of animation and children's entertainment, it is impossible to overlook the pervasive influence of art on the collective consciousness. From classics such as "Looney Tunes" to modern favorites like "SpongeBob SquarePants," the portrayal of financial themes interspersed with artistic flair undoubtedly leaves a lasting impression on impressionable minds. Through subtle storytelling and lighthearted antics, these animated works offer glimpses of how the whimsical world of art could intertwine with the intricate gears of financial systems.

In summary, the literature encompassing the intersection of artistic expression and financial markets offers a rich tapestry of insights, where serious scholarship converges with imaginative narratives and whimsical tales. As we embark on our own investigation, we glean inspiration from this diverse array of perspectives, acknowledging that the nexus of art and finance may hold unexpected surprises and, perhaps, a dash of artistic flair.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts and CME Group's stock price (CME). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2011 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection?

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the intriguing link between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aim to shed light on whether the arts can move markets. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9899816 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. We delve into the possible implications of this unexpected connection, acknowledging that this study might be considered a masterpiece in its own right. Our research highlights the uncanny harmony between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets, proving that even stock prices can appreciate the brush strokes of creativity.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of artistic endeavors and financial markets has long been an enigmatic subject, often overshadowed by more traditional economic indicators and investment strategies. In recent years, however, the relationship between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets has garnered increasing attention from scholars and analysts alike. Our research aims to contribute to this growing discourse by examining the seemingly unlikely correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME).
While some may initially raise an eyebrow at the juxtaposition of art degrees and stock prices, we approached this investigation with a sense of curiosity and a dash of whimsy. Who would have thought that the strokes of a paintbrush or the shaping of clay could hold any sway over the highs and lows of stock market fluctuations? Yet, as we delved into the data, we found ourselves drawn into a world where the seemingly disparate realms of artistic expression and financial transactions intertwined in a peculiar pas de deux.
As we wade deeper into this beguiling tapestry of statistics and market movements, we invite readers to suspend their disbelief and embark on this journey with an open mind. After all, in the words of Pablo Picasso, "Everything you can imagine is real" – even a connection between art degrees and stock prices that may appear as surreal as a melting clock in a Dali painting.
We do acknowledge the uniqueness of our pursuit, recognizing that at first glance, it may appear as eccentric as a piece of avant-garde performance art. However, let us not dismiss the prospect of uncovering unsuspected harmony in this unusual pairing. As we lay the groundwork for our analysis, we encourage readers to remain open to the prospect of finding beauty in the unexpected – for in the realm of research, as in the world of art, the most captivating discoveries often arise from the most seemingly incongruous sources.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic connection between Associate degrees in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME), our research team embarked on a data odyssey that would make even Odysseus himself raise an eyebrow.

We gathered our data from the hallowed halls of the National Center for Education Statistics and the labyrinthine treasure troves of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). Armed with spreadsheets and a sense of determination that rivaled Indiana Jones on a quest for the Holy Grail, we delved into the data from the years 2011 to 2021.

Our first step involved a meticulous curation of all Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts, ensuring that not a single brushstroke of information was overlooked. We then gleefully plunged into the captivating world of CME Group's stock price, collecting daily trading data like a group of avid stamp collectors hunting for that rare and elusive philatelic gem.

With our data in hand, we employed some rigorous statistical methods that would impress even the most discerning of number-crunching connoisseurs. Our analysis included the calculation of the famously fickle correlation coefficient and the not-so-subtle p-value, which would reveal whether our findings were as statistically significant as a well-executed punchline.

Next, we applied time series analysis to detect any rhythmic patterns that may have been hiding beneath the surface of this seemingly unlikely relationship. It was as if we were searching for the elusive beat in a Jackson Pollock painting – a task not for the faint of heart, but one that promised the thrill of discovery akin to stumbling upon a long-lost Picasso sketch in an attic.

In our pursuit of unveiling the mesmerizing dance between art degrees and stock prices, we employed various econometric models, each one more intricate and awe-inspiring than the last. We also conducted sensitivity analyses to ensure that our findings remained as steadfast as the Mona Lisa's enigmatic smile under the scrutiny of multiple perspectives.

Finally, to add a touch of artistic flair to our academic endeavor, we adopted a multidisciplinary approach, drawing inspiration from the fields of economics, finance, and, of course, the fine arts. This allowed us to tap into the synergistic energy of different disciplines, much like a collaboration between a composer and a visual artist in the creation of a symphony of data analysis.

In sum, our methodology was a testament to the fusion of analytical precision and unbridled creativity, embracing the unknown with the same fervor as a daring artist facing a blank canvas. Our process was as intricate as a Renaissance tapestry and as dynamic as a kinetic sculpture, resulting in findings that promise to captivate the imagination and defy conventional expectations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts and CME Group's stock price (CME). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9899816, r-squared of 0.9800635, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection?

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the intriguing link between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aim to shed light on whether the arts can move markets. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9899816 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. We delve into the possible implications of this unexpected connection, acknowledging that this study might be considered a masterpiece in its own right. Our research highlights the uncanny harmony between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets, proving that even stock prices can appreciate the brush strokes of creativity.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of artistic endeavors and financial markets has long been an enigmatic subject, often overshadowed by more traditional economic indicators and investment strategies. In recent years, however, the relationship between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets has garnered increasing attention from scholars and analysts alike. Our research aims to contribute to this growing discourse by examining the seemingly unlikely correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME).
While some may initially raise an eyebrow at the juxtaposition of art degrees and stock prices, we approached this investigation with a sense of curiosity and a dash of whimsy. Who would have thought that the strokes of a paintbrush or the shaping of clay could hold any sway over the highs and lows of stock market fluctuations? Yet, as we delved into the data, we found ourselves drawn into a world where the seemingly disparate realms of artistic expression and financial transactions intertwined in a peculiar pas de deux.
As we wade deeper into this beguiling tapestry of statistics and market movements, we invite readers to suspend their disbelief and embark on this journey with an open mind. After all, in the words of Pablo Picasso, "Everything you can imagine is real" – even a connection between art degrees and stock prices that may appear as surreal as a melting clock in a Dali painting.
We do acknowledge the uniqueness of our pursuit, recognizing that at first glance, it may appear as eccentric as a piece of avant-garde performance art. However, let us not dismiss the prospect of uncovering unsuspected harmony in this unusual pairing. As we lay the groundwork for our analysis, we encourage readers to remain open to the prospect of finding beauty in the unexpected – for in the realm of research, as in the world of art, the most captivating discoveries often arise from the most seemingly incongruous sources.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The findings of our investigation into the association between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME) from 2011 to 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation. The correlation coefficient calculated was 0.9899816, indicating an almost perfect positive linear relationship between the two variables. This high correlation highlights a seemingly inexplicable yet intriguing connection that may leave even the most astute financial analysts scratching their heads in bewilderment. It seems that art degrees and stock prices have engaged in an unprecedented tango, the likes of which have seldom been witnessed before in the realm of market data analysis.

Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (R-squared) was calculated to be 0.9800635, suggesting that approximately 98% of the variation in CME Group's stock price can be explained by the number of Fine and Studio Arts Associate degrees awarded. This statistical revelation underscores the robustness of the relationship we observed. It appears that the creativity and ingenuity nurtured in fine and studio arts programs have wielded an unexpectedly substantial influence on the movements of CME Group's stock price, akin to an artist carefully manipulating a canvas to evoke deep emotions.

The p-value obtained was less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between the number of art degrees conferred and CME Group's stock performance. This result is both compelling and confounding, as it suggests a tangible link between the creation of art and the financial ebbs and flows of one of the world's leading derivatives exchanges. The significance of this p-value is not to be underestimated, as it signals that the observed relationship is highly improbable to have occurred by chance alone. Imagine finding a rare, valuable painting at a garage sale – the shock and disbelief at stumbling upon such an unexpected treasure mirror the astonishment we experienced upon uncovering this unlikely correlation.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) presented in our analysis visually demonstrates the strong correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and CME Group's stock price. As one gazes upon the plot, it's as if the swirling strokes of artistic ambition have manifested themselves into a tangible representation of market dynamics, painting a picture of collaboration between two seemingly disparate domains. It serves as a testament to the profound connection we identified, standing as a visual masterpiece in its own right, redefining what it means to "draw" attention in the world of financial analysis.

In conclusion, our research has unearthed a relationship between the artistic pursuits of individuals and the performance of financial markets, shedding light on a correlation that, until now, has largely evaded scholarly scrutiny. This unexpected connection reminds us that within the seemingly mundane world of data analysis, one can stumble upon the most unexpected and fascinating discoveries if they only have the eyes to see and the heart to appreciate the whimsy of life's peculiar intricacies. The interplay between the arts and the stock market is much like an exquisite dance, filled with mystery, surprise, and a touch of elegance that we shall continue to unravel in our pursuit of understanding the curious interconnections that permeate our world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts and CME Group's stock price (CME). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection?

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the intriguing link between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aim to shed light on whether the arts can move markets. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9899816 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. We delve into the possible implications of this unexpected connection, acknowledging that this study might be considered a masterpiece in its own right. Our research highlights the uncanny harmony between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets, proving that even stock prices can appreciate the brush strokes of creativity.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In the quest to unravel the mysterious connection between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME), researchers have ventured into uncharted territories. Smith et al. (2016) proposed a theoretical framework suggesting that artistic creativity might manifest in the financial markets, akin to brushstrokes of influence on the canvas of stock prices. Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2018) delved into the behavioral aspects of investors, postulating that exposure to art could inspire unconventional investment patterns, potentially impacting the valuation of stocks.
However, as we peel back the layers of scholarly investigations, we find ourselves navigating through an intriguing labyrinth of diverse perspectives. "The Art of Financial Markets" by Master & Co. (2019) sheds light on the parallels between artistic creation and financial strategizing, underlining the potential for creative inspiration to permeate the world of investment decisions.
In the realm of non-fiction publications, "The Power of Creativity in Business" by Innovate & Excel (2017) presents an insightful exploration into the crossover between artistic ingenuity and economic enterprises, offering a compelling glimpse into the uncharted potential of artistic influences on financial ecosystems. "The Investment Art: Creative Strategies for Financial Success" by Wise & Wealthy (2015) also offers a profound consideration of the interplay between artistry and investment, weaving an intricate narrative of how artistic sensibilities can shape financial prowess.
Venturing into the realm of fiction, we encounter "The Brushstroke Effect" by Novel Writer (2014), a whimsical tale that whimsically toys with the idea of a mystical painting that holds the key to predicting stock market movements. Furthermore, "The Financial Artist" by Imagination Inc. (2016) immerses readers in a fantastical world where financial stability is governed by the strokes of an otherworldly artist's brush.
As we peel back the layers of scholarly investigations, we find ourselves navigating through an intriguing labyrinth of diverse perspectives. "The Power of the Arts" by Gallery Guru (2018) offers a profound exploration of how artistic expression can permeate even the most unexpected aspects of life, delving into the unanticipated intersections between art and the world of finance. Furthermore, "The Economics of Creative Expression" by Canvas Connoisseur (2019) presents a compelling narrative of the economic implications of artistic endeavors, hinting at a deeper connection between the world of art and the fluctuations of financial markets.
Turning to the world of animation and children's entertainment, it is impossible to overlook the pervasive influence of art on the collective consciousness. From classics such as "Looney Tunes" to modern favorites like "SpongeBob SquarePants," the portrayal of financial themes interspersed with artistic flair undoubtedly leaves a lasting impression on impressionable minds. Through subtle storytelling and lighthearted antics, these animated works offer glimpses of how the whimsical world of art could intertwine with the intricate gears of financial systems.
In summary, the literature encompassing the intersection of artistic expression and financial markets offers a rich tapestry of insights, where serious scholarship converges with imaginative narratives and whimsical tales. As we embark on our own investigation, we glean inspiration from this diverse array of perspectives, acknowledging that the nexus of art and finance may hold unexpected surprises and, perhaps, a dash of artistic flair.

[[RESULTS]]
The findings of our investigation into the association between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME) from 2011 to 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation. The correlation coefficient calculated was 0.9899816, indicating an almost perfect positive linear relationship between the two variables. This high correlation highlights a seemingly inexplicable yet intriguing connection that may leave even the most astute financial analysts scratching their heads in bewilderment. It seems that art degrees and stock prices have engaged in an unprecedented tango, the likes of which have seldom been witnessed before in the realm of market data analysis.
Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (R-squared) was calculated to be 0.9800635, suggesting that approximately 98% of the variation in CME Group's stock price can be explained by the number of Fine and Studio Arts Associate degrees awarded. This statistical revelation underscores the robustness of the relationship we observed. It appears that the creativity and ingenuity nurtured in fine and studio arts programs have wielded an unexpectedly substantial influence on the movements of CME Group's stock price, akin to an artist carefully manipulating a canvas to evoke deep emotions.
The p-value obtained was less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between the number of art degrees conferred and CME Group's stock performance. This result is both compelling and confounding, as it suggests a tangible link between the creation of art and the financial ebbs and flows of one of the world's leading derivatives exchanges. The significance of this p-value is not to be underestimated, as it signals that the observed relationship is highly improbable to have occurred by chance alone. Imagine finding a rare, valuable painting at a garage sale – the shock and disbelief at stumbling upon such an unexpected treasure mirror the astonishment we experienced upon uncovering this unlikely correlation.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) presented in our analysis visually demonstrates the strong correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and CME Group's stock price. As one gazes upon the plot, it's as if the swirling strokes of artistic ambition have manifested themselves into a tangible representation of market dynamics, painting a picture of collaboration between two seemingly disparate domains. It serves as a testament to the profound connection we identified, standing as a visual masterpiece in its own right, redefining what it means to "draw" attention in the world of financial analysis.
In conclusion, our research has unearthed a relationship between the artistic pursuits of individuals and the performance of financial markets, shedding light on a correlation that, until now, has largely evaded scholarly scrutiny. This unexpected connection reminds us that within the seemingly mundane world of data analysis, one can stumble upon the most unexpected and fascinating discoveries if they only have the eyes to see and the heart to appreciate the whimsy of life's peculiar intricacies. The interplay between the arts and the stock market is much like an exquisite dance, filled with mystery, surprise, and a touch of elegance that we shall continue to unravel in our pursuit of understanding the curious interconnections that permeate our world.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study have provided compelling evidence supporting the quirky notions and whimsical speculations found in the labyrinth of existing literature. Drawing from the inexplicable nexus of art and finance, our findings have added a stroke of certainty to the canvas of scholarly inquiry, affirming the unexpected relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME).

The hearty chuckles shared over the fanciful tales of "The Brushstroke Effect" and "The Financial Artist" now seem eerily prescient, as our statistical analysis has lent credence to the notion that there may indeed be a harmonious interplay between artistic endeavors and financial market movements. Our findings, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9899816, mirror the theoretical brushstrokes of Smith et al. (2016) and the unconventional investment patterns posited by Doe and Jones (2018), reaffirming that the world of finance may just have an ornate frame of artistry hidden within its numbers.

As we immerse ourselves in the resounding echoes of our statistical revelations, we are reminded of the whimsical imagery woven through the literature, where the elegance of the arts intermingles with the intricate gears of financial systems. The unexpected alliance between art degrees and stock prices has indeed unfolded as a tale worth its weight in gold, or perhaps, in an artistically valuable painting discovered at a garage sale.

The statistical significance we obtained, with a p-value of less than 0.01, serves as an exclamation point to the startling revelation that the art of creating art and the art of financial strategizing may not be such distant relatives after all. So, even amidst the serious scholarly theories, the playful tales of a mystical painting predicting stock market movements and the fantastical world where financial stability is governed by an otherworldly artist’s brush seem to have found a foothold in reality, painting a vivid picture of unexpected correlations in the world of financial analysis.

As we navigate through this curious intersection, we are reminded that the world of art and finance, much like an old-timey cartoon, dances between surprise, mystery, and a touch of elegance. Our study, akin to uncovering a whimsical secret hidden in the annals of data analysis, beckons us to embrace the delightful unpredictability that imbues our scholarly pursuits, reminding us that beyond the rigidity of statistical analysis lies a playground of peculiar intricacies waiting to be discovered.


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System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts and CME Group's stock price (CME). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection?

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the intriguing link between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aim to shed light on whether the arts can move markets. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9899816 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. We delve into the possible implications of this unexpected connection, acknowledging that this study might be considered a masterpiece in its own right. Our research highlights the uncanny harmony between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets, proving that even stock prices can appreciate the brush strokes of creativity.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of artistic endeavors and financial markets has long been an enigmatic subject, often overshadowed by more traditional economic indicators and investment strategies. In recent years, however, the relationship between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets has garnered increasing attention from scholars and analysts alike. Our research aims to contribute to this growing discourse by examining the seemingly unlikely correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME).
While some may initially raise an eyebrow at the juxtaposition of art degrees and stock prices, we approached this investigation with a sense of curiosity and a dash of whimsy. Who would have thought that the strokes of a paintbrush or the shaping of clay could hold any sway over the highs and lows of stock market fluctuations? Yet, as we delved into the data, we found ourselves drawn into a world where the seemingly disparate realms of artistic expression and financial transactions intertwined in a peculiar pas de deux.
As we wade deeper into this beguiling tapestry of statistics and market movements, we invite readers to suspend their disbelief and embark on this journey with an open mind. After all, in the words of Pablo Picasso, "Everything you can imagine is real" – even a connection between art degrees and stock prices that may appear as surreal as a melting clock in a Dali painting.
We do acknowledge the uniqueness of our pursuit, recognizing that at first glance, it may appear as eccentric as a piece of avant-garde performance art. However, let us not dismiss the prospect of uncovering unsuspected harmony in this unusual pairing. As we lay the groundwork for our analysis, we encourage readers to remain open to the prospect of finding beauty in the unexpected – for in the realm of research, as in the world of art, the most captivating discoveries often arise from the most seemingly incongruous sources.

[[RESULTS]]
The findings of our investigation into the association between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME) from 2011 to 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation. The correlation coefficient calculated was 0.9899816, indicating an almost perfect positive linear relationship between the two variables. This high correlation highlights a seemingly inexplicable yet intriguing connection that may leave even the most astute financial analysts scratching their heads in bewilderment. It seems that art degrees and stock prices have engaged in an unprecedented tango, the likes of which have seldom been witnessed before in the realm of market data analysis.
Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (R-squared) was calculated to be 0.9800635, suggesting that approximately 98% of the variation in CME Group's stock price can be explained by the number of Fine and Studio Arts Associate degrees awarded. This statistical revelation underscores the robustness of the relationship we observed. It appears that the creativity and ingenuity nurtured in fine and studio arts programs have wielded an unexpectedly substantial influence on the movements of CME Group's stock price, akin to an artist carefully manipulating a canvas to evoke deep emotions.
The p-value obtained was less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between the number of art degrees conferred and CME Group's stock performance. This result is both compelling and confounding, as it suggests a tangible link between the creation of art and the financial ebbs and flows of one of the world's leading derivatives exchanges. The significance of this p-value is not to be underestimated, as it signals that the observed relationship is highly improbable to have occurred by chance alone. Imagine finding a rare, valuable painting at a garage sale – the shock and disbelief at stumbling upon such an unexpected treasure mirror the astonishment we experienced upon uncovering this unlikely correlation.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) presented in our analysis visually demonstrates the strong correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and CME Group's stock price. As one gazes upon the plot, it's as if the swirling strokes of artistic ambition have manifested themselves into a tangible representation of market dynamics, painting a picture of collaboration between two seemingly disparate domains. It serves as a testament to the profound connection we identified, standing as a visual masterpiece in its own right, redefining what it means to "draw" attention in the world of financial analysis.
In conclusion, our research has unearthed a relationship between the artistic pursuits of individuals and the performance of financial markets, shedding light on a correlation that, until now, has largely evaded scholarly scrutiny. This unexpected connection reminds us that within the seemingly mundane world of data analysis, one can stumble upon the most unexpected and fascinating discoveries if they only have the eyes to see and the heart to appreciate the whimsy of life's peculiar intricacies. The interplay between the arts and the stock market is much like an exquisite dance, filled with mystery, surprise, and a touch of elegance that we shall continue to unravel in our pursuit of understanding the curious interconnections that permeate our world.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In wrapping up our analysis, we find ourselves in the curious position of acknowledging that the world of data analysis can be just as enchanting as a Dali landscape. Our findings have illuminated a correlation between art degrees and stock prices that is as puzzling as finding a Monet in a garage sale. The statistical tango between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and CME Group's stock price has left us feeling like accidental art connoisseurs stumbling upon a hidden gem. Just as a skilled artist manipulates a canvas to evoke emotions, it seems that the brushstrokes of creativity from fine and studio arts programs have wielded an unexpectedly substantial influence on CME Group's stock performance, blurring the lines between the world of art and financial markets in a manner that would make even the most seasoned financial analysts raise an eyebrow.

Our journey through this waltz of statistical significance has led us to emphasize that, much like a fine work of art, the most captivating discoveries often arise from the most incongruous sources. As we picture the scatterplot, it's as if the swirling strokes of artistic ambition have manifested themselves into a tangible representation of market dynamics, challenging the conventional wisdom and redefining what it means to "draw" attention in the world of financial analysis. It's a visual masterpiece in its own right, a brushstroke of genius in our understanding of the curious interconnections that permeate our world.

In light of these revelatory findings, we are inclined to assert that no further research in this area is needed. After all, we've already uncovered a correlation as remarkable as a unicorn in the stock market – further exploration may lead us into the realm of artistic statistics, a world where every data point is a potential Picasso. In conclusion, our study not only adds a splash of color to the canvas of financial analysis but also highlights the unexpected harmony between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets, proving that even stock prices can appreciate the brushstrokes of creativity.

It is our hope that this research will both inspire and confound, much like a surrealist masterpiece, leaving our readers with a renewed appreciation for the potential serendipity of statistical exploration. As we sign off, we encourage researchers to approach their investigations with a dash of whimsy and an open mind, for who knows what unexpected connections lie waiting to be uncovered in the unlikeliest of places.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection?. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Artsy Finance


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection?. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Creative Arts and Business Integration


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Art Degree and CME Stock: A Rhyming Connection? with an abstract of In this paper, we investigate the intriguing link between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Fine and Studio Arts and the stock price of CME Group (CME). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aim to shed light on whether the arts can move markets. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9899816 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. We delve into the possible implications of this unexpected connection, acknowledging that this study might be considered a masterpiece in its own right. Our research highlights the uncanny harmony between the creation of art and the movement of financial markets, proving that even stock prices can appreciate the brush strokes of creativity.

ChatGPT:

Associate degrees in Fine Arts, Studio Arts, National Center for Education Statistics, LSEG Analytics, CME Group stock price correlation, impact of arts on financial markets, statistical analysis of art degrees and stock prices, market movement in relation to art creation, creativity and stock appreciation

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Data details

Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts
Detailed data title: Associate's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions with a field of study of Fine and studio arts
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts

CME Group's stock price (CME)
Detailed data title: Opening price of CME Group (CME) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with CME Group's stock price (CME)

Correlation r = 0.9899816 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9800635 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 98% of the change in the one variable (i.e., CME Group's stock price (CME)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.8E-9. 0.0000000058180139084471450000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 5.8E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 171,879,960 random variables You don't actually need 171 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.96, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts (Degrees awarded)24142339254126992866308233153767406042674204
CME Group's stock price (CME) (Stock price)56.443.244.7970.2682.1884.38113.43146.12186.46201.11183.1




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2414,2339,2541,2699,2866,3082,3315,3767,4060,4267,4204,])
array_2 = np.array([56.4,43.2,44.79,70.26,82.18,84.38,113.43,146.12,186.46,201.11,183.1,])
array_1_name = "Associates degrees awarded in Fine and studio arts"
array_2_name = "CME Group's stock price (CME)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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