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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

A Cosmic Dance: The Neptunian Distance and Amazonian Resilience
The Journal of Interplanetary Resilience Studies
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.973,0.993] · r2=0.973 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Sarah Flare: A Correlation Between the Name and Desire to Parle Español
International Journal of Linguistic Quirks and Quibbles
r=0.985 · 95% conf. int. [0.962,0.995] · r2=0.971 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Milk Mayhem in the Mitten State: Measuring the Link between Milk Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Michigan
Journal of Dairy Delinquency
r=0.944 · 95% conf. int. [0.886,0.972] · r2=0.890 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Putting the Surprised in Statistical Significance: An Examination of the 'Surprised Pikachu' Meme and its Impact on Middle School Teacher Population in Puerto Rico
The Journal of Memetics and Internet Culture
r=0.965 · 95% conf. int. [0.885,0.990] · r2=0.932 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Puzzling Popularity: Probing the Pinpointed Pairing of the 'Cicada 3301' Meme and LEMMiNO YouTube Likes
The Journal of Memetic Studies
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.788,0.983] · r2=0.880 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gone with the Wind: The Balloon Boy Meme's Inflated Influence on Fiji's Wind Power Generation
The International Journal of Meme Studies
r=0.943 · 95% conf. int. [0.815,0.983] · r2=0.889 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Drawing Blood to Understand Fire: The Correlation Between Phlebotomist Count in Minnesota and Arson Across the United States
The Journal of Unusual Cross-Disciplinary Studies
r=0.916 · 95% conf. int. [0.703,0.978] · r2=0.840 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Curds and Currencies: The Cheddar Effect of Cottage Cheese Consumption on Lloyds Banking Group Stock Price
The Journal of Dairy Economics and Financial Speculation
r=0.832 · 95% conf. int. [0.617,0.932] · r2=0.693 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Polish and Power: The Mani-Pedi Connection - A Correlative Study on Manicurists and Pedicurists in Kentucky and Petroleum Consumption in Yemen
Journal of Cosmetological Geopolitics
r=0.775 · 95% conf. int. [0.496,0.909] · r2=0.601 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cultivating Cash: Exploring the Yoggity Yields of Yogurt Consumption on The Bank of Nova Scotia's Stock Price
The International Journal of Probiotic Finance
r=0.842 · 95% conf. int. [0.629,0.938] · r2=0.710 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mind Over Market: A Psych(ology) Up on Amazon's Stock Price
The Journal of Behavioral Economics and Financial Psychology
r=0.962 · 95% conf. int. [0.843,0.991] · r2=0.925 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: A Correlational Analysis of Kenzie Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Maine
Journal of Extraterrestrial Sociology
r=0.903 · 95% conf. int. [0.830,0.945] · r2=0.815 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Grain and Rum: Unearthing the Nexus Between GMO Corn Cultivation in Minnesota and Global Pirate Raids
The Journal of Agricultural Anecdotes
r=0.956 · 95% conf. int. [0.865,0.986] · r2=0.915 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shedding Light on Solar Power: A Sunny Disposition for Internal Bleeding
The Journal of Illuminated Innovations
r=0.923 · 95% conf. int. [0.758,0.977] · r2=0.853 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Logistical Lamentations: Exploring the Correlation Between the Number of Logisticians in District of Columbia and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'
The Journal of Absurdist Logistics
r=0.921 · 95% conf. int. [0.803,0.970] · r2=0.849 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cruisin' for an Associative Degree: The Popularity of the Name Cruz and Its Correlation with Nursing Education Awards
The Journal of Irreverent Sociolinguistics
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.708,0.979] · r2=0.843 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Theology-Tile Tangle: Tracing the Tenuous Ties Between Master's Degrees in Theology and Religious Vocations and the Tally of Drywall and Ceiling Tile Installers in Texas
The Journal of Ecclesiastical Employment Economics
r=0.906 · 95% conf. int. [0.643,0.978] · r2=0.821 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shemar's Squash Saga: Statistical Study of the Staggering Swing
The Journal of Comedic Kinematics
r=-0.736 · 95% conf. int. [-0.868,-0.505] · r2=0.541 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Illuminating Link: Solar Power in Argentina and the Curious Case of 'Do Vaccines Work' Google Searches
The Journal of Eclectic Energy Research
r=0.965 · 95% conf. int. [0.906,0.987] · r2=0.931 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

XKCD Affectin' the Collectin': A Rhyming Study on Pop Culture Comics and Bill Collectors in Guam
The Journal of Comic Culture and Financial Psychology
r=0.920 · 95% conf. int. [0.781,0.972] · r2=0.847 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Big Bang Theory: A Procreative Catalyst? An Examination of the Relationship between Viewership of a Pop Culture Phenomenon and Online Searches for Baby-Making Techniques
Journal of Popular Culture Psychology
r=0.983 · 95% conf. int. [0.937,0.995] · r2=0.965 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spreading the Butter: A Slippery Correlation with Mercedes-Benz USA Automotive Recalls
Journal of Eccentric Engineering
r=0.853 · 95% conf. int. [0.718,0.926] · r2=0.728 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breathe Easy, Search Cheesy: Air Pollution and 'Baroque Obama' Query Data in Berlin, New Hampshire
Journal of Environmental Humor and Eccentric Research
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.812,0.981] · r2=0.881 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Poo-pularity Contest: Exploring the Relationship Between Unemployment Rate in the United States and Google Searches for 'why do i have green poop'
The Journal of Quirky Socioeconomic Studies
r=0.789 · 95% conf. int. [0.522,0.915] · r2=0.623 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Fuel for Thought: Analyzing the Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Technology and Gasoline Consumption in New Caledonia
The Journal of Irreverent Interdisciplinary Research
r=0.781 · 95% conf. int. [0.448,0.924] · r2=0.610 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



Spurious Scholar was launched January 27, 2024. If you have feedback on it, I'd love to hear from you! Shoot me a note: feedback@tylervigen.com.


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