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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Changing Minds, Laying Pipes: Exploring the Correlation Between the 'Change My Mind' Meme and Pipelayers in West Virginia
The Journal of Memeology and Cultural Studies
r=0.916 · 95% conf. int. [0.778,0.970] · r2=0.839 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Smashing Avocado Toast: A Guacward Connection Between Air Quality in Hilo, Hawaii and Google Searches
The International Journal of Gastronomical Geoscience
r=0.888 · 95% conf. int. [0.701,0.961] · r2=0.789 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breath of Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Tampa, Florida and Its Influence on Searches for 'How to Make Baby' on Google
Journal of Environmental Psychology and Social Media Studies
r=0.917 · 95% conf. int. [0.799,0.967] · r2=0.842 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Dollars and Smogs: The Connection Between Ohio Households' Tobacco Spending and Air Pollution
The Journal of Ecological Economics and Unusual Correlations
r=0.813 · 95% conf. int. [0.602,0.918] · r2=0.660 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Quantifying the Quirk: Querying the Quandary of Quantum Quotients in Quixotic YouTube Titles and Quaint Quantities of Quirky Quark Quests in Quirky Quarters of Quirky Quotidians
The Journal of Quirky Quanta and Quantum Quandaries
r=0.966 · 95% conf. int. [0.820,0.994] · r2=0.934 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gleaming Geeks: The Geeky Grandeur of MinuteEarth YouTube Titles and the Growth of Nuclear Medicine Technologists in New Hampshire
The Journal of Quirky Science Studies
r=0.963 · 95% conf. int. [0.847,0.991] · r2=0.928 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fueling the Hilarity: Exploring the Correlation between the Popularity of the 'its wednesday my dudes' Meme and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Chad
The Journal of Memetics and Energy Consumption
r=0.894 · 95% conf. int. [0.715,0.963] · r2=0.799 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Crafts on Draft: The State of Brews and Moods in the United States
The Fermented Inquiry Quarterly
r=0.952 · 95% conf. int. [0.868,0.983] · r2=0.906 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMOs in the Great Plains: Grasping the Gargantuan Growth of YouTube Videos by minutephysics
Journal of Agriculture and New Media Studies
r=0.804 · 95% conf. int. [0.453,0.939] · r2=0.646 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Architects of Louisiana: Their Significance and the Deep Look YouTube Delight
The Journal of Southern Architecture and Internet Culture
r=0.961 · 95% conf. int. [0.820,0.992] · r2=0.923 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breath in the Machinery: Examining the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tampa, Florida and the Employment of Maintenance Workers
The Journal of Environmental Occupational Dynamics
r=0.933 · 95% conf. int. [0.836,0.974] · r2=0.871 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Air Pollution in Harrisburg and the Album Shipment Anomaly: An Association Analysis
The Journal of Irreverent Environmental Studies
r=0.897 · 95% conf. int. [0.774,0.955] · r2=0.805 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Conservation Bosses: Exploring the Correlation Between the 'Like a Boss' Meme Popularity and Conservation Scientists in Wyoming
The Journal of Memes and Conservation Biology
r=0.820 · 95% conf. int. [0.560,0.933] · r2=0.672 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Physics Professors and the Popularity of Poor 'Bad Luck Brian': A Peculiar Panel Study
Journal of Humor in Science and Academia
r=0.895 · 95% conf. int. [0.726,0.962] · r2=0.800 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: A Study of Air Quality in Salinas, California and Its Impact on the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Popularity
The Journal of Memetic Ecology
r=-0.912 · 95% conf. int. [-0.967,-0.776] · r2=0.832 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Ballots to Buns: The Link Between Votes for the Democratic Presidential Candidate in Rhode Island and Hotdogs Devoured by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
The Journal of Culinary Ballot Analysis
r=0.886 · 95% conf. int. [0.610,0.970] · r2=0.785 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

In West Virginia, Will 'Friends' Stream Drive GOP on the Scene?
The Journal of Appalachian Political Dynamics
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.877,0.999] · r2=0.973 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stalking the Connection: Unveiling the Relationship Between FBI Agent Memes and Minutephysics YouTube Video Length
The Journal of Internet Culture and Meme Studies
r=0.879 · 95% conf. int. [0.636,0.963] · r2=0.772 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Kendrick to Doge: Unleashing the Caninely Coincidental Correlation
The Journal of Pawsitive Science
r=0.977 · 95% conf. int. [0.935,0.992] · r2=0.954 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Turner's Troublesome Taskmasters: A Quantitative Quirk Between Arkansas Machinery Mechanics and Simone Giertz's Video Vignettes
The Journal of Mechanical Mishaps and Comical Contrivances
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.930,0.997] · r2=0.971 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Stand-Up Maths of Private Eyes: A Statistical Analysis of YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Private Detectives in Alaska
The Journal of Investigative Mathematics and Humor
r=0.848 · 95% conf. int. [0.355,0.972] · r2=0.719 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lather, Rinse, Repeat: A Sudsy Analysis of the Relationship Between Personal Care Spending and Libertarian Votes in Arizona
The Journal of Suds and Democracy
r=0.930 · 95% conf. int. [0.484,0.992] · r2=0.865 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Grassroots Pass: Libertarian Votes in Oregon and Dried Manure for Fertilizer in the US
Journal of American Agricultural Politics and Oddities
r=0.967 · 95% conf. int. [0.722,0.997] · r2=0.935 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Para-gal-actic Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Numberphile YouTube Video Titles and the Paralegal Population in Wisconsin
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Sociology
r=0.897 · 95% conf. int. [0.615,0.976] · r2=0.805 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Wind Power and Witty PBS Space Time: A Whimsical Exploration
Journal of Quirky Energy Studies
r=0.985 · 95% conf. int. [0.900,0.998] · r2=0.971 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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