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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Connecting Cincinnati's Air Quality to Bulgaria's Jet Fuel: A Comical Correlation
The Journal of Irreverent Research
r=0.769 · 95% conf. int. [0.578,0.880] · r2=0.591 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Funky Funk Rhyme: Air Pollution in Watertown and the Snoop Dog Google Search Connection
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Studies
r=0.910 · 95% conf. int. [0.783,0.964] · r2=0.829 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clear Skies and High Fries: Unraveling the Link Between Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and Jet Fuel Consumption in Sierra Leone
The Journal of Global Atmospheric Interactions
r=0.741 · 95% conf. int. [0.564,0.853] · r2=0.549 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: A Punny Connection Between Jackson's Pollution and Portugal's Kerosene
The International Journal of Atmospheric Puns.
r=0.777 · 95% conf. int. [0.599,0.882] · r2=0.604 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breathin' 'n' Namelin': The Saige of Air Pollution in Boise City
The Journal of Urban Environmental Studies
r=0.609 · 95% conf. int. [0.364,0.776] · r2=0.371 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Pollution Predicament: How BMW Recalls Drive Through NYC Air Quality
The Journal of Environmental Engineering and Witty Wordplay
r=0.806 · 95% conf. int. [0.667,0.891] · r2=0.650 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Barley and the Pacific: A Kerosene Connection Brewed in Surprising Correlation
The Journal of Quirky Agricultural Studies
r=-0.817 · 95% conf. int. [-0.921,-0.602] · r2=0.667 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kernel Connections: The GMO-Corn Conundrum and its Corny Correlation to Executive Administrative Assistants
The Journal of Lighthearted Agricultural Research
r=0.966 · 95% conf. int. [0.887,0.990] · r2=0.933 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Genetically Modified Maize in Michigan: An Analysis of its Impact on Google Searches for 'Download Firefox'
The Journal of Transgenic Agriculture and Internet Search Trends
r=0.848 · 95% conf. int. [0.649,0.938] · r2=0.719 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cheddar Chariots: Correlating American Cheese Consumption with the Count of Car Recalls
The Journal of Dairy Engineering and Automotive Safety
r=0.934 · 95% conf. int. [0.868,0.968] · r2=0.872 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Corn's GMO Mojo and Organic Food Bojo: Unveiling the Unlikely Union
The Journal of Agricultural Anomalies
r=0.922 · 95% conf. int. [0.754,0.977] · r2=0.850 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Genetically Modified Corn in Ohio: The Link to Tummy Troubles in Google Searches
Journal of Agricultural Humor
r=0.951 · 95% conf. int. [0.878,0.981] · r2=0.904 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Betty's xkcd Connection: A Comic Correlation
The Journal of Humorous Scientific Inquiry
r=0.796 · 95% conf. int. [0.497,0.926] · r2=0.634 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Celestial Correlations: Connecting the Distance between Neptune and Uranus to Keystone RV Company Automotive Recalls
The Journal of Celestial Mechanics and Recreational Vehicle Safety
r=0.826 · 95% conf. int. [0.639,0.920] · r2=0.682 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The xkcd Factor: A Post-Modern Analysis of Internet Comics and US Postal Service Satisfaction
The Journal of Internet Humor and Social Sciences
r=0.811 · 95% conf. int. [0.510,0.935] · r2=0.657 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Cartographic Capers: Unraveling the Relationship Between xkcd Comics on Maps and Cummins Inc. Stock Performance
The Journal of Whimsical Cartography
r=0.771 · 95% conf. int. [0.447,0.917] · r2=0.595 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Climate Class Correlation: Unveiling the Impact of University Cultural Studies Teachers in Georgia on Google Searches for 'Climate Change'
The Journal of Cultural Climate Studies
r=0.887 · 95% conf. int. [0.674,0.964] · r2=0.787 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

No Cap: Exploring the Correlation Between the Number of Forensic Science Technicians in Georgia and Google Searches for 'No Cap'
The Journal of Forensic Linguistics and Cultural Trends
r=0.852 · 95% conf. int. [0.641,0.944] · r2=0.727 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Rug-ratios and Mysterious Searches: Exploring the Relationship Between Carpet Installers in Kentucky and How to Hide a Body Google Queries
The Journal of Quirky Carpet Studies
r=-0.815 · 95% conf. int. [-0.926,-0.572] · r2=0.663 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Chemical Conundrum: An Examination of the Correlation Between Chemical Equipment Operators and Tenders in Massachusetts and U.S. Hotel Industry Occupancy Rates
The Journal of Occupational Chemistry and Hospitality Economics
r=-0.849 · 95% conf. int. [-0.957,-0.536] · r2=0.720 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Judging Solar Power: The Illuminating Connection Between Judicial Activity in New Mexico and Solar Energy Production in Honduras
Journal of Solar Legal Studies
r=0.951 · 95% conf. int. [0.801,0.989] · r2=0.904 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Kalin Conundrum: Connections Between Name Popularity and Authorship in Delaware
Journal of Nameology
r=0.835 · 95% conf. int. [0.622,0.933] · r2=0.697 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Austyn Paradox: A Name's Popularity and its Peculiar Influence on the Set and Exhibit Designers in New Mexico
The Journal of Quirky Anthropological Studies
r=0.756 · 95% conf. int. [0.459,0.901] · r2=0.571 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Bun-believable Connections: Unveiling the Correlation Between Geothermal Power in Portugal and Hotdog Consumption by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Journal of Culinary Energy Studies
r=0.944 · 95% conf. int. [0.897,0.970] · r2=0.891 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shining Light on 'Smol': Illuminating the Connection Between Solar Power in Guinea and Google Searches for 'smol'
Journal of Solar Sociology and Internet Culture
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.800,0.982] · r2=0.879 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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