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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Clearing the Air: The Gas-tly Link Between Air Pollution in Toledo and Kerosene Use in the United States
The International Journal of Environmental Emissions and Epidemiology
r=0.773 · 95% conf. int. [0.615,0.871] · r2=0.597 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Quality in Arizona: Analyzing the Amusing Association with Aerospace Appropriations
The Journal of Aeronautical Atmosphere Analysis
r=0.644 · 95% conf. int. [0.429,0.790] · r2=0.414 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Smoke: The Squashy Relationship between Air Pollution in Grand Forks, North Dakota, and World Open Squash Men's Championship Sets Played
The Journal of Environmental Squash Studies
r=-0.889 · 95% conf. int. [-0.961,-0.702] · r2=0.789 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Swing of Fate: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between Los Angeles Dodgers' Win/Loss Percentage in the National League West Division and Their Overall Wins
The Journal of Sports Analytics and Data Science
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.976,0.992] · r2=0.973 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Scoring Galore: Exploring the Correlation between Kompany Goals and Top Movie Show
The Journal of Sports Analytics and Entertainment Psychology
r=0.877 · 95% conf. int. [0.553,0.971] · r2=0.769 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gasping for Victory: The Propane Scoring Connection
The Journal of Combustion Chemistry and Propane Physics
r=0.728 · 95% conf. int. [0.227,0.924] · r2=0.530 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Link between Detroit Tigers’ Number of Lost Games and the Number of Librarians in Rhode Island: A Statistical Insight
The Journal of Quirky Correlations
r=0.863 · 95% conf. int. [0.642,0.952] · r2=0.745 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stick Tricks and Name Picks: The Zhane Effect on National Lacrosse League Finalist Scores
Journal of Sports Psychology and Performance Analysis
r=0.595 · 95% conf. int. [0.298,0.786] · r2=0.353 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California
Journal of Sports Economics and Healthcare Trends
r=0.946 · 95% conf. int. [0.842,0.982] · r2=0.895 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breathless in Greenville: The Correlation between Air Pollution and Divorce Rates in North Carolina
Journal of Ecological Sociology
r=0.903 · 95% conf. int. [0.783,0.959] · r2=0.816 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Smoggy Path to Procurement: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Dayton and the Population of Purchasing Managers in Ohio
The Journal of Environmental Economics and Procurement Studies
r=0.866 · 95% conf. int. [0.688,0.946] · r2=0.751 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breathing in the Smog: A Triplet Threat to Birth Rates in the Steel City
The Journal of Environmental Epidemiology and Public Health
r=0.825 · 95% conf. int. [0.603,0.929] · r2=0.681 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: Correlating Cleveland's Air Pollution with Days of Our Lives Viewership
The Journal of Pop Culture and Environmental Studies
r=0.707 · 95% conf. int. [0.514,0.832] · r2=0.500 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stellar Thievery: Unveiling the Galactic Influence on Burglaries in South Dakota
The Journal of Cosmic Criminology
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.834,0.953] · r2=0.829 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Curdling Crime: A Curious Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Robberies in Missouri
The Dairy Digest
r=0.884 · 95% conf. int. [0.774,0.942] · r2=0.782 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Roast and Steal: A Correlational Analysis of Culinary Degrees and Burglaries in the Hills of West Virginia
The Journal of Gastronomic Criminology
r=0.983 · 95% conf. int. [0.934,0.996] · r2=0.966 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unidentified Flying Patents: Exploring the UFO-Patent Connection in the United States
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Intellectual Property Law
r=0.837 · 95% conf. int. [0.722,0.907] · r2=0.700 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cottoning On: The Genetically Modified Objection and Firestarter Phenomenon in Delaware
The Journal of Agricultural Genetics and Behavioral Ecology
r=0.910 · 95% conf. int. [0.797,0.962] · r2=0.829 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Searching for Signals: The Shocking Connection Between Googling 'Who is Elon Musk' and KLA Corporation's Stock Price (KLAC)
Journal of Digital Knowledge and Financial Markets
r=0.980 · 95% conf. int. [0.949,0.993] · r2=0.961 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Hoppy Medium of Exchange: Exploring the Sudsy Relationship Between Brewery Counts and Micron Technology's Stock Price
The Journal of Aleconomics
r=0.818 · 95% conf. int. [0.597,0.924] · r2=0.669 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sparking Interest: The Renewable Connection Between Biomass Power Generation in New Zealand and Tesla's Stock Price
Journal of Renewable Energy Economics and Finance
r=0.976 · 95% conf. int. [0.906,0.994] · r2=0.952 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Celestial and Corporate Dance: Exploring the Relationship Between the Distance Between Neptune and Uranus and Archer-Daniels-Midland Company's Stock Price
The Journal of Celestial Economics
r=0.833 · 95% conf. int. [0.635,0.929] · r2=0.694 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Brady's Bizarre Boom: Bellying Up Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Stock Price
Journal of Financial Follies and Frivolity
r=0.917 · 95% conf. int. [0.804,0.966] · r2=0.842 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Eliseo Effect: A Correlation Between First Name Popularity and Raymond James Financial's Stock Price
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Research
r=0.978 · 95% conf. int. [0.945,0.991] · r2=0.956 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

All Aboard the Nico-nomic Train: A Name's Influence on Canadian Pacific Railway Stock Price
The Journal of Financial Linguistics
r=0.976 · 95% conf. int. [0.939,0.990] · r2=0.952 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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