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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Tick-Tock: The Time-ly Relationship Between xkcd's Existential Comics and Daylight Savings Time Google Searches
The Journal of Humorous Temporal Studies
r=0.882 · 95% conf. int. [0.696,0.957] · r2=0.778 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Reckless Hot Dogs and Recalled Cars: A Link Between Competitive Eating and Automotive Safety
The International Journal of Gastronomic Engineering and Automotive Safety
r=0.826 · 95% conf. int. [0.702,0.902] · r2=0.683 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Truck Recalls to Tummy Tucks: Unveiling the Curious Correlation Between Liposuctions and Mack Truck Automotive Recalls
The Journal of Eccentric Interdisciplinary Studies
r=0.650 · 95% conf. int. [0.352,0.829] · r2=0.423 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired
Journal of Culinary Science and Time Travel Studies
r=0.698 · 95% conf. int. [0.461,0.842] · r2=0.487 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

August Recalls: A Study in Name Popularity and Automotive Safety with Respect to Hyundai Motor America
The Journal of Quirky Research and Uncommon Findings
r=0.905 · 95% conf. int. [0.823,0.951] · r2=0.820 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Oh, the Sites to See: The Correlation Between Beau's Popularity and Websites for You and Me
Journal of Digital Charisma
r=0.978 · 95% conf. int. [0.953,0.990] · r2=0.957 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Flaming Connection: Drew Brees's Passing Attempts and the Kerosene Quandary in Equatorial Guinea
The Journal of Quirky Athlete Analyses
r=0.877 · 95% conf. int. [0.709,0.950] · r2=0.768 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The xkcd Factor: Correlating Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Bahrain with Statistical Comics
The Journal of Comic Statistics
r=0.778 · 95% conf. int. [0.441,0.922] · r2=0.605 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Planetary Positioning and Automotive Anomalies: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Uranus and Nissan North America Recalls
The Journal of Celestial Mechanics and Consumer Car Conundrums
r=0.683 · 95% conf. int. [0.495,0.810] · r2=0.466 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spinning the Web: Analyzing the Groovy Relationship Between Sales of Vinyl Albums and the Expansion of the Internet
Journal of Retro Research
r=0.968 · 95% conf. int. [0.929,0.986] · r2=0.937 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Soybeans to Nukes: Exploring the Genetically Modified Connection
The Journal of Transgenic Technological Convergence
r=0.916 · 95% conf. int. [0.806,0.965] · r2=0.839 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Soybean and Fossil Fuel Tango: Unraveling the Relationship Between GMO Use in Ohio and Fossil Fuel Consumption in Saint Vincent/Grenadines
Journal of Bioenergy Economics and Sustainability
r=0.935 · 95% conf. int. [0.847,0.973] · r2=0.874 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity
The Journal of Agricultural Electrodynamics
r=0.940 · 95% conf. int. [0.860,0.975] · r2=0.884 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Culture of Yogurt: Exploring the Wheyward Connection Between Yogurt Consumption and US Farm Income
The Journal of Probiotic Economics
r=0.939 · 95% conf. int. [0.857,0.975] · r2=0.882 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMOtoring Economics: Unpicking the Cotton Thread in US Vehicle Spending Patterns
The Journal of Bioeconomic Transportation Studies
r=0.866 · 95% conf. int. [0.706,0.942] · r2=0.750 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Justice League: The Correlation Between Marvel Comic-Based Film Budgets and the Legal Universe
The Journal of Superhero Studies
r=0.810 · 95% conf. int. [0.650,0.901] · r2=0.656 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Smile Lines and xkcd Designs: An Injection of Humor into the Correlation Between Puzzle Comics and Botox Administered to Women
The Journal of Cosmetic Comedy and Social Science
r=0.735 · 95% conf. int. [0.309,0.915] · r2=0.540 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Statistically Speaking: The Concierge Correlation - A Data-Driven Analysis of xkcd Comics and Concierge Count in Ohio
The Journal of Quirky Computational Studies
r=0.921 · 95% conf. int. [0.782,0.973] · r2=0.848 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shining a Light on The Ageless Connection: A Solar-Studded Affair Between Academy Award Best Actress Winners' Age and Solar Power Generated in Eritrea
Journal of Solar Celebrity Studies
r=0.545 · 95% conf. int. [0.191,0.774] · r2=0.297 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spellebrity Chef: The Correlation Between Winning Spelling Bee Words and Short Order Cooks in New York
The Culinary Linguistics Quarterly
r=0.680 · 95% conf. int. [0.340,0.863] · r2=0.462 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Two and a Half Men Seasonal Humor: Predicting Benin's Electrical Boogie
The Journal of Humor and Cultural Studies
r=0.800 · 95% conf. int. [0.418,0.942] · r2=0.640 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Budgets and Binges: The Bizarre Bond Between Blockbuster Budgets and Bountiful Binges of Brats
The Journal of Extravagant Expenditures and Excessive Eating
r=0.874 · 95% conf. int. [0.779,0.930] · r2=0.764 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Reel Connections: Exploring the Correlation between Movie Releases in the US & Canada and Number of Websites on the Internet
Journal of Film and Cybernetics
r=0.898 · 95% conf. int. [0.789,0.952] · r2=0.806 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Annalise and Recall-ise: Analyzing the Correlation between Name Popularity and Nissan Automotive Recalls
The Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.883 · 95% conf. int. [0.800,0.933] · r2=0.780 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Butter Boosts or Busts: Bizarre Connection Between Butter Consumption and Hyundai Motor America Automotive Recalls
Journal of Culinary Quirks and Auto Anomalies
r=0.821 · 95% conf. int. [0.661,0.909] · r2=0.673 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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