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The GMO soybeans in Michigan have developed a natural electric charge, creating a soy-powered electrical phenomenon. It’s like a plant-based energy source, leading to a shocking increase in electricity generation in New Zealand! So, you could say that these soybeans are really sparking a power surge, and it’s quite the illuminating connection between the crops and the kilowatts!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a realistic scene where a farmer in a lush Michigan soybean field tends to her genetically modified crops using a modern electric tractor. In the distance, wind turbines generate renewable electricity against the backdrop of scenic New Zealand mountains. The farmer is focused on her work, and the vibrant green soybean field stretches out toward the majestic mountains and the rotating wind turbines. The scene reflects the harmonious coexistence of advanced agricultural technology and renewable energy in a stunning natural setting. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in soybeans in Michigan and Electricity generation in New Zealand. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Photorealism An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Realistic Voxel art
ChatGPT: Realistic
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in soybeans in Michigan and Electricity generation in New Zealand together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a lush soybean field in Michigan, a farmer uses a modern electric tractor to tend to her genetically modified soybean crops. In the distance, wind turbines generate renewable electricity against the backdrop of scenic New Zealand mountains.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: In a lush soybean field in Michigan, a farmer uses a modern electric tractor to tend to her genetically modified soybean crops. In the distance, wind turbines generate renewable electricity against the backdrop of scenic New Zealand mountains. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a realistic scene where a farmer in a lush Michigan soybean field tends to her genetically modified crops using a modern electric tractor. In the distance, wind turbines generate renewable electricity against the backdrop of scenic New Zealand mountains. The farmer is focused on her work, and the vibrant green soybean field stretches out toward the majestic mountains and the rotating wind turbines. The scene reflects the harmonious coexistence of advanced agricultural technology and renewable energy in a stunning natural setting.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in GMO use in soybeans in Michigan caused Electricity generation in New Zealand to increase. Make it feel plausible.
AI academic paper
Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity The Journal of Agricultural Electrodynamics Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Michigan and Electricity generation in New Zealand. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.
Your research team used data from USDA and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9404692 and p < 0.01 for 2000 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the electrifying connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. While these two seemingly unrelated entities may appear as distant as soybeans are from socket beans, our analysis revealed a shocking correlation. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Energy Information Administration, we computed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9404692 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2000 to 2021.
It seems like soybeans aren't just great for making tofu and soy milk. Our findings suggest that the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan may be sparking up the electricity generation in New Zealand, creating a current of synergy between the agricultural practices in one part of the world and the power generation in another. We couldn't help but crack a joke about soybeans charging up the power grid – maybe it's time we start calling them "shock beans"!
As we dig deeper into this electrifying phenomenon, we invite fellow researchers to join us in uncovering the sparks that fly between agricultural practices and energy production across borders. This illuminating investigation sheds light on the unexpected connections in our globalized world, demonstrating that when it comes to the flow of energy, the roots of influence can extend further than we ever imagined. So, the next time you enjoy soy products, remember that those beans might just be silently juicing up the Kiwi power supply!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Michigan and Electricity generation in New Zealand. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the electrifying connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. While these two seemingly unrelated entities may appear as distant as soybeans are from socket beans, our analysis revealed a shocking correlation. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Energy Information Administration, we computed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9404692 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2000 to 2021.
It seems like soybeans aren't just great for making tofu and soy milk. Our findings suggest that the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan may be sparking up the electricity generation in New Zealand, creating a current of synergy between the agricultural practices in one part of the world and the power generation in another. We couldn't help but crack a joke about soybeans charging up the power grid – maybe it's time we start calling them "shock beans"!
As we dig deeper into this electrifying phenomenon, we invite fellow researchers to join us in uncovering the sparks that fly between agricultural practices and energy production across borders. This illuminating investigation sheds light on the unexpected connections in our globalized world, demonstrating that when it comes to the flow of energy, the roots of influence can extend further than we ever imagined. So, the next time you enjoy soy products, remember that those beans might just be silently juicing up the Kiwi power supply!
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interconnection between agricultural practices and energy production has been a topic of growing interest in the fields of environmental science and economics. We often find ourselves pondering the power of seemingly unassuming variables and their impact on distant aspects of our world. Much like how a potato may power a light bulb in a science experiment, our study uncovers a shocking relationship between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. It seems these soybeans are not just high in protein, but they might also have an electrifying effect on the other side of the globe. It's like they're saying, "Watt's up, New Zealand!"
The motivation behind our study stems from the curiosity surrounding the potential secondary effects of agricultural practices on energy generation. While it may seem like comparing apples to oranges, or in this case, soybeans to electricity, our preliminary research hinted at a correlation that warranted further investigation. Spoiler alert: it turns out we weren't just chasing wild currents!
Through rigorous data collection and analysis, we set out to unravel the tangled web of soybean genetics and power production. Our findings not only shed light on this unexpected connection but also highlight the soy-cially charged dynamics at play. Who knew soybeans had a shocking connection to the grid? It's like they’re saying, "I may not be a beanstalk, but I sure know how to power up the giants!"
As we embark on this electrifying journey of discovery, we urge our readers to keep an open mind and embrace the bean-evolent spirit of scientific inquiry. The soy-presenting results of our study are not just food for thought; they have the potential to energize further investigations into the uncharted realms of agricultural and energy interplay. It's electrifying to uncover the soy-ful implications of our findings, and we hope our study sparks a surge of interest in this fascinating cross-continental relationship. Let's explore this soy-lectrifying phenomenon together – after all, the proof is in the pudding, or in this case, the soybean!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Michigan and Electricity generation in New Zealand. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the electrifying connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. While these two seemingly unrelated entities may appear as distant as soybeans are from socket beans, our analysis revealed a shocking correlation. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Energy Information Administration, we computed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9404692 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2000 to 2021.
It seems like soybeans aren't just great for making tofu and soy milk. Our findings suggest that the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan may be sparking up the electricity generation in New Zealand, creating a current of synergy between the agricultural practices in one part of the world and the power generation in another. We couldn't help but crack a joke about soybeans charging up the power grid – maybe it's time we start calling them "shock beans"!
As we dig deeper into this electrifying phenomenon, we invite fellow researchers to join us in uncovering the sparks that fly between agricultural practices and energy production across borders. This illuminating investigation sheds light on the unexpected connections in our globalized world, demonstrating that when it comes to the flow of energy, the roots of influence can extend further than we ever imagined. So, the next time you enjoy soy products, remember that those beans might just be silently juicing up the Kiwi power supply!
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interconnection between agricultural practices and energy production has been a topic of growing interest in the fields of environmental science and economics. We often find ourselves pondering the power of seemingly unassuming variables and their impact on distant aspects of our world. Much like how a potato may power a light bulb in a science experiment, our study uncovers a shocking relationship between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. It seems these soybeans are not just high in protein, but they might also have an electrifying effect on the other side of the globe. It's like they're saying, "Watt's up, New Zealand!"
The motivation behind our study stems from the curiosity surrounding the potential secondary effects of agricultural practices on energy generation. While it may seem like comparing apples to oranges, or in this case, soybeans to electricity, our preliminary research hinted at a correlation that warranted further investigation. Spoiler alert: it turns out we weren't just chasing wild currents!
Through rigorous data collection and analysis, we set out to unravel the tangled web of soybean genetics and power production. Our findings not only shed light on this unexpected connection but also highlight the soy-cially charged dynamics at play. Who knew soybeans had a shocking connection to the grid? It's like they’re saying, "I may not be a beanstalk, but I sure know how to power up the giants!"
As we embark on this electrifying journey of discovery, we urge our readers to keep an open mind and embrace the bean-evolent spirit of scientific inquiry. The soy-presenting results of our study are not just food for thought; they have the potential to energize further investigations into the uncharted realms of agricultural and energy interplay. It's electrifying to uncover the soy-ful implications of our findings, and we hope our study sparks a surge of interest in this fascinating cross-continental relationship. Let's explore this soy-lectrifying phenomenon together – after all, the proof is in the pudding, or in this case, the soybean!
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith and Doe (2010) examined the potential impact of genetically modified soybeans on agricultural productivity, focusing on the soybean industry in the Midwest region of the United States. Their study delved into the genetic traits of these modified soybeans and their implications for crop yield and pest resistance. Meanwhile, Jones (2012) investigated the dynamics of electricity generation in New Zealand, exploring the country's energy infrastructure and the factors influencing power production. These serious-minded scholars likely never imagined their work would join forces in the strange world of academic literature, where soybeans and electricity cross paths like two ships in the nutrient-rich night.
Lorem and Ipsum (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of global trade patterns in agricultural products and their influence on energy consumption. Their work introduced the concept of “agro-electric synergy,” hinting at the possibility of unexpected connections between agricultural activities and electricity usage. The study proposed that the cultivation and export of certain crops could indirectly impact the energy demands of importing countries. It’s as if soybeans have been quietly whispering sweet nothings to the power grids across the globe, creating a soy-namic dance of supply and demand.
Moving beyond the scholarly realm, let's consider some non-fiction books that approach the intersection of agriculture and energy from a broader perspective. "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan and "Eating Animals" by Jonathan Safran Foer, while focusing primarily on food production and consumption, offer insights into the interconnectedness of agricultural practices and environmental resources. These books might not directly discuss soybeans and electricity, but they certainly contribute to the larger conversation about the impact of our dietary choices on the world around us.
On a more creative note, works of fiction such as "State of Fear" by Michael Crichton and "Farmageddon" by Philip Lymbery flirt with the idea of unexpected consequences stemming from human manipulation of the natural world. While these novels may not provide empirical evidence for our soybean-electricity connection, they do stimulate the imagination and remind us that truth can be stranger than fiction.
Now, let's not ignore the tube that's most likely to pop with soybean-electricity potential – TV! "The Great British Bake Off" may seem like an unlikely candidate for relevant content, but its focus on agricultural ingredients and energy-intensive baking processes could offer subtle insights into the energy footprint of food production. And who knows, maybe a soybean-based recipe on the show sparked a surge in New Zealand's baking industry, leading to increased electricity consumption. Time to investigate the soybeans' sweet spot!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Michigan and Electricity generation in New Zealand. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 2000 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the electrifying connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. While these two seemingly unrelated entities may appear as distant as soybeans are from socket beans, our analysis revealed a shocking correlation. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Energy Information Administration, we computed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9404692 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2000 to 2021.
It seems like soybeans aren't just great for making tofu and soy milk. Our findings suggest that the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan may be sparking up the electricity generation in New Zealand, creating a current of synergy between the agricultural practices in one part of the world and the power generation in another. We couldn't help but crack a joke about soybeans charging up the power grid – maybe it's time we start calling them "shock beans"!
As we dig deeper into this electrifying phenomenon, we invite fellow researchers to join us in uncovering the sparks that fly between agricultural practices and energy production across borders. This illuminating investigation sheds light on the unexpected connections in our globalized world, demonstrating that when it comes to the flow of energy, the roots of influence can extend further than we ever imagined. So, the next time you enjoy soy products, remember that those beans might just be silently juicing up the Kiwi power supply!
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interconnection between agricultural practices and energy production has been a topic of growing interest in the fields of environmental science and economics. We often find ourselves pondering the power of seemingly unassuming variables and their impact on distant aspects of our world. Much like how a potato may power a light bulb in a science experiment, our study uncovers a shocking relationship between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. It seems these soybeans are not just high in protein, but they might also have an electrifying effect on the other side of the globe. It's like they're saying, "Watt's up, New Zealand!"
The motivation behind our study stems from the curiosity surrounding the potential secondary effects of agricultural practices on energy generation. While it may seem like comparing apples to oranges, or in this case, soybeans to electricity, our preliminary research hinted at a correlation that warranted further investigation. Spoiler alert: it turns out we weren't just chasing wild currents!
Through rigorous data collection and analysis, we set out to unravel the tangled web of soybean genetics and power production. Our findings not only shed light on this unexpected connection but also highlight the soy-cially charged dynamics at play. Who knew soybeans had a shocking connection to the grid? It's like they’re saying, "I may not be a beanstalk, but I sure know how to power up the giants!"
As we embark on this electrifying journey of discovery, we urge our readers to keep an open mind and embrace the bean-evolent spirit of scientific inquiry. The soy-presenting results of our study are not just food for thought; they have the potential to energize further investigations into the uncharted realms of agricultural and energy interplay. It's electrifying to uncover the soy-ful implications of our findings, and we hope our study sparks a surge of interest in this fascinating cross-continental relationship. Let's explore this soy-lectrifying phenomenon together – after all, the proof is in the pudding, or in this case, the soybean!
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To investigate the stunning correspondence between the usage of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand, we employed a robust and meticulously planned research methodology, making sure to dot our "i's" and cross our "tees" like diligent agrarian accountants. First, we scoured the vast expanse of the internet for relevant data, navigating through cyber fields much like intrepid soybean farmers, but instead of harvesting crops, we reaped statistical data. It was the digital equivalent of sowing seeds of knowledge in the virtual soil of information. We then harvested data from the USDA and the Energy Information Administration, much like harvesting soybeans in Michigan and electrons in New Zealand, respectively. Talk about a power-packed dataset!
Our research aimed to capture the temporal dynamics encompassing the years 2000 to 2021, a period ripe with technological advancements and agricultural innovations. This allowed us to witness the growth of genetically modified soybeans and the electrifying developments in power generation, akin to watching the techno-agricultural dance of electrons and soy in a real-time global hoedown.
To analyze the collected data, we employed a series of sophisticated statistical methods, akin to using advanced farming machinery to till the soil of correlation and plow the fields of regression. Our approach bore fruit as we computed the correlation coefficient with the precision of a geneticist tinkering with soybean DNA and arrived at a statistically significant p-value, much like stumbling upon a rare and precious bean in a field of statistical noise. It was as if our research was saying, "Don't be soy-distracted by the statistical jargon; we're just here to cultivate some electrifying insights!"
Furthermore, we conducted additional sensitivity analyses and robustness checks to ensure the resilience of our findings, much like inspecting a brand-new plow to ensure it can withstand the rigors of intensive tilling. All in all, our methodology combined the rigor of agricultural science with the precision of statistical analysis, creating a hybrid approach that plowed through the soil of uncertainty to uncover the cornucopia of connections between soybeans and electricity. It's like combining the best of both worlds – a bit like genetically modified soybeans and sustainable electricity generation working hand in hand, or rather, leaf in socket.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Michigan and Electricity generation in New Zealand. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Energy Information Administration .
For the time period 2000 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9404692, r-squared of 0.8844824, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the electrifying connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. While these two seemingly unrelated entities may appear as distant as soybeans are from socket beans, our analysis revealed a shocking correlation. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Energy Information Administration, we computed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9404692 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2000 to 2021.
It seems like soybeans aren't just great for making tofu and soy milk. Our findings suggest that the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan may be sparking up the electricity generation in New Zealand, creating a current of synergy between the agricultural practices in one part of the world and the power generation in another. We couldn't help but crack a joke about soybeans charging up the power grid – maybe it's time we start calling them "shock beans"!
As we dig deeper into this electrifying phenomenon, we invite fellow researchers to join us in uncovering the sparks that fly between agricultural practices and energy production across borders. This illuminating investigation sheds light on the unexpected connections in our globalized world, demonstrating that when it comes to the flow of energy, the roots of influence can extend further than we ever imagined. So, the next time you enjoy soy products, remember that those beans might just be silently juicing up the Kiwi power supply!
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The interconnection between agricultural practices and energy production has been a topic of growing interest in the fields of environmental science and economics. We often find ourselves pondering the power of seemingly unassuming variables and their impact on distant aspects of our world. Much like how a potato may power a light bulb in a science experiment, our study uncovers a shocking relationship between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. It seems these soybeans are not just high in protein, but they might also have an electrifying effect on the other side of the globe. It's like they're saying, "Watt's up, New Zealand!"
The motivation behind our study stems from the curiosity surrounding the potential secondary effects of agricultural practices on energy generation. While it may seem like comparing apples to oranges, or in this case, soybeans to electricity, our preliminary research hinted at a correlation that warranted further investigation. Spoiler alert: it turns out we weren't just chasing wild currents!
Through rigorous data collection and analysis, we set out to unravel the tangled web of soybean genetics and power production. Our findings not only shed light on this unexpected connection but also highlight the soy-cially charged dynamics at play. Who knew soybeans had a shocking connection to the grid? It's like they’re saying, "I may not be a beanstalk, but I sure know how to power up the giants!"
As we embark on this electrifying journey of discovery, we urge our readers to keep an open mind and embrace the bean-evolent spirit of scientific inquiry. The soy-presenting results of our study are not just food for thought; they have the potential to energize further investigations into the uncharted realms of agricultural and energy interplay. It's electrifying to uncover the soy-ful implications of our findings, and we hope our study sparks a surge of interest in this fascinating cross-continental relationship. Let's explore this soy-lectrifying phenomenon together – after all, the proof is in the pudding, or in this case, the soybean!
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
In our investigation of the connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand, we uncovered a shockingly strong correlation. The correlation coefficient between these two seemingly unrelated variables was calculated to be 0.9404692, with an r-squared value of 0.8844824, and a p-value of less than 0.01. It seems like these soybeans had quite the "current" influence on New Zealand's electricity generation – talk about a shocking revelation!
Our results suggest that there is a potent relationship between the adoption of GMO soybeans in Michigan and the generation of electricity in New Zealand. It's like the soybeans decided to flex their electrically charged muscles across continents, demonstrating the soy-power of transnational influence. Who would've thought that these little legumes could have such a jolting impact on the power sector? It's almost as if they're generating a soy-bolt of energy halfway around the world!
Fig. 1 shows a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. The data points cluster tightly along a clear trendline, indicating a strong association between these variables. It's as if the soybeans and electricity were doing the electric slide across the graph – truly a shocking sight to behold!
These findings provide compelling evidence of an unexpected link between agricultural practices and energy generation, challenging conventional wisdom and sparking renewed interest in the potential ripple effects of GMO crops. It's a reminder that in the world of research, sometimes the most unexpected connections can yield the most electrifying results. After all, who would have thought that soybeans could be the "seed" of such an electrifying collaboration across continents? It's like they say, "Soybeans: powering nations and providing food for thought!"
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Michigan and Electricity generation in New Zealand. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the electrifying connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. While these two seemingly unrelated entities may appear as distant as soybeans are from socket beans, our analysis revealed a shocking correlation. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Energy Information Administration, we computed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9404692 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2000 to 2021.
It seems like soybeans aren't just great for making tofu and soy milk. Our findings suggest that the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan may be sparking up the electricity generation in New Zealand, creating a current of synergy between the agricultural practices in one part of the world and the power generation in another. We couldn't help but crack a joke about soybeans charging up the power grid – maybe it's time we start calling them "shock beans"!
As we dig deeper into this electrifying phenomenon, we invite fellow researchers to join us in uncovering the sparks that fly between agricultural practices and energy production across borders. This illuminating investigation sheds light on the unexpected connections in our globalized world, demonstrating that when it comes to the flow of energy, the roots of influence can extend further than we ever imagined. So, the next time you enjoy soy products, remember that those beans might just be silently juicing up the Kiwi power supply!
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith and Doe (2010) examined the potential impact of genetically modified soybeans on agricultural productivity, focusing on the soybean industry in the Midwest region of the United States. Their study delved into the genetic traits of these modified soybeans and their implications for crop yield and pest resistance. Meanwhile, Jones (2012) investigated the dynamics of electricity generation in New Zealand, exploring the country's energy infrastructure and the factors influencing power production. These serious-minded scholars likely never imagined their work would join forces in the strange world of academic literature, where soybeans and electricity cross paths like two ships in the nutrient-rich night.
Lorem and Ipsum (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of global trade patterns in agricultural products and their influence on energy consumption. Their work introduced the concept of “agro-electric synergy,” hinting at the possibility of unexpected connections between agricultural activities and electricity usage. The study proposed that the cultivation and export of certain crops could indirectly impact the energy demands of importing countries. It’s as if soybeans have been quietly whispering sweet nothings to the power grids across the globe, creating a soy-namic dance of supply and demand.
Moving beyond the scholarly realm, let's consider some non-fiction books that approach the intersection of agriculture and energy from a broader perspective. "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan and "Eating Animals" by Jonathan Safran Foer, while focusing primarily on food production and consumption, offer insights into the interconnectedness of agricultural practices and environmental resources. These books might not directly discuss soybeans and electricity, but they certainly contribute to the larger conversation about the impact of our dietary choices on the world around us.
On a more creative note, works of fiction such as "State of Fear" by Michael Crichton and "Farmageddon" by Philip Lymbery flirt with the idea of unexpected consequences stemming from human manipulation of the natural world. While these novels may not provide empirical evidence for our soybean-electricity connection, they do stimulate the imagination and remind us that truth can be stranger than fiction.
Now, let's not ignore the tube that's most likely to pop with soybean-electricity potential – TV! "The Great British Bake Off" may seem like an unlikely candidate for relevant content, but its focus on agricultural ingredients and energy-intensive baking processes could offer subtle insights into the energy footprint of food production. And who knows, maybe a soybean-based recipe on the show sparked a surge in New Zealand's baking industry, leading to increased electricity consumption. Time to investigate the soybeans' sweet spot!
[[RESULTS]]
In our investigation of the connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand, we uncovered a shockingly strong correlation. The correlation coefficient between these two seemingly unrelated variables was calculated to be 0.9404692, with an r-squared value of 0.8844824, and a p-value of less than 0.01. It seems like these soybeans had quite the "current" influence on New Zealand's electricity generation – talk about a shocking revelation!
Our results suggest that there is a potent relationship between the adoption of GMO soybeans in Michigan and the generation of electricity in New Zealand. It's like the soybeans decided to flex their electrically charged muscles across continents, demonstrating the soy-power of transnational influence. Who would've thought that these little legumes could have such a jolting impact on the power sector? It's almost as if they're generating a soy-bolt of energy halfway around the world!
Fig. 1 shows a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. The data points cluster tightly along a clear trendline, indicating a strong association between these variables. It's as if the soybeans and electricity were doing the electric slide across the graph – truly a shocking sight to behold!
These findings provide compelling evidence of an unexpected link between agricultural practices and energy generation, challenging conventional wisdom and sparking renewed interest in the potential ripple effects of GMO crops. It's a reminder that in the world of research, sometimes the most unexpected connections can yield the most electrifying results. After all, who would have thought that soybeans could be the "seed" of such an electrifying collaboration across continents? It's like they say, "Soybeans: powering nations and providing food for thought!"
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
Our investigation has illuminated an electrifying connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand, shedding light on the unexpected synergy between seemingly disparate domains. As we consider the implications of our findings, it's clear that the soybeans didn't just spill the beans about their influence on energy – they've sparked a whole new angle on agricultural and energy interplay. It's like a light bulb went off in the soybean fields, and the illumination reached all the way to New Zealand's power grid!
The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9404692 that emerged from our analysis supports the notion that GMO soybeans in Michigan have indeed been "powering up" electricity generation in New Zealand. These results echo the findings of Smith and Doe (2010), who highlighted the transformative impact of genetically modified soybeans on agricultural productivity. And just like a soy latte provides a jolt of energy, our findings suggest these modified soybeans are energizing electricity generation half a world away. Can we call it "soylectricity"?
Moreover, our research aligns with Lorem and Ipsum's (2015) concept of "agro-electric synergy," revealing the unanticipated connections between agricultural activities and energy generation. It's as if the soybeans have been whispering sweet nothings to the power grids across the globe, creating a soy-namic dance of supply and demand, just as previous research hinted. Who knew soybeans had such a magnetic personality – it's like they have a power of attraction!
The strong correlation we've uncovered challenges conventional wisdom, reminding us that in the realm of research, unexpected intersections can yield the most electrifying results. It's akin to finding out that soybeans have been silently juicing up the Kiwi power supply all along. Who would have thought that a humble legume could be the linchpin in such an electrifying tale of agricultural and energy influence? It's almost as if soybeans have been conducting a symphony of power and taste across continents – talk about a high-voltage performance!
As we move forward, it's clear that our findings invite further exploration into the mechanisms underlying this shocking correlation. It seems the relationship between genetically modified soybeans and electricity generation is far from a "soy-prise" – and who knows, maybe these findings will "soy" the seeds of new interdisciplinary research endeavors. After all, when it comes to the connections between agriculture and energy, it appears that soybeans hold the power to turn any hypothesis into a potential reality!
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System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Michigan and Electricity generation in New Zealand. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the electrifying connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. While these two seemingly unrelated entities may appear as distant as soybeans are from socket beans, our analysis revealed a shocking correlation. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Energy Information Administration, we computed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9404692 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2000 to 2021.
It seems like soybeans aren't just great for making tofu and soy milk. Our findings suggest that the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan may be sparking up the electricity generation in New Zealand, creating a current of synergy between the agricultural practices in one part of the world and the power generation in another. We couldn't help but crack a joke about soybeans charging up the power grid – maybe it's time we start calling them "shock beans"!
As we dig deeper into this electrifying phenomenon, we invite fellow researchers to join us in uncovering the sparks that fly between agricultural practices and energy production across borders. This illuminating investigation sheds light on the unexpected connections in our globalized world, demonstrating that when it comes to the flow of energy, the roots of influence can extend further than we ever imagined. So, the next time you enjoy soy products, remember that those beans might just be silently juicing up the Kiwi power supply!
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The interconnection between agricultural practices and energy production has been a topic of growing interest in the fields of environmental science and economics. We often find ourselves pondering the power of seemingly unassuming variables and their impact on distant aspects of our world. Much like how a potato may power a light bulb in a science experiment, our study uncovers a shocking relationship between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. It seems these soybeans are not just high in protein, but they might also have an electrifying effect on the other side of the globe. It's like they're saying, "Watt's up, New Zealand!"
The motivation behind our study stems from the curiosity surrounding the potential secondary effects of agricultural practices on energy generation. While it may seem like comparing apples to oranges, or in this case, soybeans to electricity, our preliminary research hinted at a correlation that warranted further investigation. Spoiler alert: it turns out we weren't just chasing wild currents!
Through rigorous data collection and analysis, we set out to unravel the tangled web of soybean genetics and power production. Our findings not only shed light on this unexpected connection but also highlight the soy-cially charged dynamics at play. Who knew soybeans had a shocking connection to the grid? It's like they’re saying, "I may not be a beanstalk, but I sure know how to power up the giants!"
As we embark on this electrifying journey of discovery, we urge our readers to keep an open mind and embrace the bean-evolent spirit of scientific inquiry. The soy-presenting results of our study are not just food for thought; they have the potential to energize further investigations into the uncharted realms of agricultural and energy interplay. It's electrifying to uncover the soy-ful implications of our findings, and we hope our study sparks a surge of interest in this fascinating cross-continental relationship. Let's explore this soy-lectrifying phenomenon together – after all, the proof is in the pudding, or in this case, the soybean!
[[RESULTS]]
In our investigation of the connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand, we uncovered a shockingly strong correlation. The correlation coefficient between these two seemingly unrelated variables was calculated to be 0.9404692, with an r-squared value of 0.8844824, and a p-value of less than 0.01. It seems like these soybeans had quite the "current" influence on New Zealand's electricity generation – talk about a shocking revelation!
Our results suggest that there is a potent relationship between the adoption of GMO soybeans in Michigan and the generation of electricity in New Zealand. It's like the soybeans decided to flex their electrically charged muscles across continents, demonstrating the soy-power of transnational influence. Who would've thought that these little legumes could have such a jolting impact on the power sector? It's almost as if they're generating a soy-bolt of energy halfway around the world!
Fig. 1 shows a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. The data points cluster tightly along a clear trendline, indicating a strong association between these variables. It's as if the soybeans and electricity were doing the electric slide across the graph – truly a shocking sight to behold!
These findings provide compelling evidence of an unexpected link between agricultural practices and energy generation, challenging conventional wisdom and sparking renewed interest in the potential ripple effects of GMO crops. It's a reminder that in the world of research, sometimes the most unexpected connections can yield the most electrifying results. After all, who would have thought that soybeans could be the "seed" of such an electrifying collaboration across continents? It's like they say, "Soybeans: powering nations and providing food for thought!"
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our study has illuminated a stunning correlation between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. This unexpected connection demonstrates the far-reaching implications of agricultural practices on energy production, highlighting the soy-cially charged dynamics at play. Who would've thought that soybeans could hold the key to such a shockingly electrifying relationship? It's like they're saying, "Edamame-ng, we've bean juicing up the Kiwi power supply all along!"
Our findings provide compelling evidence of an unexpected link between agricultural practices and energy generation, challenging conventional wisdom and sparking renewed interest in the potential ripple effects of GMO crops. It's a reminder that in the world of research, sometimes the most unexpected connections can yield the most electrifying results. After all, who would have thought that soybeans could be the "seed" of such an electrifying collaboration across continents? It's like they say, "Soybeans: powering nations and providing food for thought!"
We believe that our study unravels just the tip of the stalk, showcasing the soy-lectrifying potential of further investigations into the intricate dance of agricultural practices and global energy dynamics. It's time for researchers to embrace the "bean-evolent" spirit of inquiry and explore the electrically charged mysteries that lie within the soybean's genetic code. Let's ignite a spark in the scientific community and sow the seeds of knowledge in these uncharted fields of study.
In summary, our findings suggest a compelling association between GMO soybeans and electricity generation, shedding light on the interconnected nature of our globalized world. And as for further research in this area, we declare with absolute certainty and a dash of humor: no more bean counter studies needed - this topic has bean fully charged!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Agricultural Electrodynamics
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Agricultural Electrification Research and Development
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Sowing the Seeds of Electrifying Connection: Exploring the Shocking Link between Soybeans and Electricity with an abstract of In this study, we delved into the electrifying connection between the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan and electricity generation in New Zealand. While these two seemingly unrelated entities may appear as distant as soybeans are from socket beans, our analysis revealed a shocking correlation. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Energy Information Administration, we computed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9404692 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2000 to 2021.
It seems like soybeans aren't just great for making tofu and soy milk. Our findings suggest that the use of genetically modified soybeans in Michigan may be sparking up the electricity generation in New Zealand, creating a current of synergy between the agricultural practices in one part of the world and the power generation in another. We couldn't help but crack a joke about soybeans charging up the power grid – maybe it's time we start calling them "shock beans"!
As we dig deeper into this electrifying phenomenon, we invite fellow researchers to join us in uncovering the sparks that fly between agricultural practices and energy production across borders. This illuminating investigation sheds light on the unexpected connections in our globalized world, demonstrating that when it comes to the flow of energy, the roots of influence can extend further than we ever imagined. So, the next time you enjoy soy products, remember that those beans might just be silently juicing up the Kiwi power supply!
ChatGPT:
soybeans, electricity generation, genetically modified soybeans, Michigan, New Zealand, correlation coefficient, USDA, Energy Information Administration, agricultural practices, energy production, globalized world, synergy, power grid, shock beans, soy products
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GMO use in soybeans in MichiganDetailed data title: Percent of soybeans planted in Michigan that are genetically modified
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in soybeans in Michigan
Electricity generation in New Zealand
Detailed data title: Total electricity generation in New Zealand in billion kWh
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Electricity generation in New Zealand
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8844824 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 88.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Electricity generation in New Zealand) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in soybeans in Michigan) over the 22 years from 2000 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 7.9E-11. 0.0000000000788119254684574500
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 7.9E-9% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 12,688,435,082 random variables You don't actually need 12 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 21 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 21 because we have two variables measured over a period of 22 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.86, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
GMO use in soybeans in Michigan (GMO soybeans %) | 50 | 59 | 72 | 73 | 75 | 76 | 81 | 87 | 84 | 83 | 85 | 91 | 91 | 90 | 91 | 94 | 95 | 94 | 93 | 92 | 91 | 93 |
Electricity generation in New Zealand (Billion kWh) | 38.2001 | 38.3439 | 39.4806 | 39.5263 | 41.5273 | 41.526 | 42.0626 | 42.4207 | 42.3919 | 42.1702 | 43.5695 | 43.2695 | 43.1497 | 42.3589 | 42.6516 | 43.3334 | 42.919 | 43.311 | 43.4209 | 43.8197 | 43.1822 | 43.4141 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([50,59,72,73,75,76,81,87,84,83,85,91,91,90,91,94,95,94,93,92,91,93,])
array_2 = np.array([38.2001,38.3439,39.4806,39.5263,41.5273,41.526,42.0626,42.4207,42.3919,42.1702,43.5695,43.2695,43.1497,42.3589,42.6516,43.3334,42.919,43.311,43.4209,43.8197,43.1822,43.4141,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in soybeans in Michigan"
array_2_name = "Electricity generation in New Zealand"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1454 · Black Variable ID: 834 · Red Variable ID: 23854