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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Yogurt consumption and the second variable is Total minutes of Doctor Who aired.  The chart goes from 1990 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Unbeknownst to many, there's a direct telepathic link between the bacteria in yogurt and the show's creators, leading to a surge in creative ideas for episodes. It's a case of T.A.R.D.I.S. (Time And Relative Digestive Influence in Yogurt Space) at work!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a group of friends gathered around a coffee table, each holding a bowl of yogurt. In the background, there's a TV screen showing the running time of the Doctor Who episodes, and the screen is filled with the iconic blue time vortex as seen in the show. The friends are engaged in conversation and laughter, complete with smiles and animated gestures, as they enjoy their snacks and binge-watch the beloved sci-fi series. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Yogurt consumption and Total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie A TIME magazine cover image Data cyber art Macabre Symbolism
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Yogurt consumption and Total minutes of Doctor Who aired together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of friends enjoy bowls of yogurt while binge-watching Doctor Who episodes, with the TV displaying the total minutes of the show aired in the background.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: A group of friends enjoy bowls of yogurt while binge-watching Doctor Who episodes, with the TV displaying the total minutes of the show aired in the background. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a group of friends gathered around a coffee table, each holding a bowl of yogurt. In the background, there's a TV screen showing the running time of the Doctor Who episodes, and the screen is filled with the iconic blue time vortex as seen in the show. The friends are engaged in conversation and laughter, complete with smiles and animated gestures, as they enjoy their snacks and binge-watch the beloved sci-fi series.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Yogurt consumption caused Total minutes of Doctor Who aired to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired

Journal of Culinary Science and Time Travel Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Yogurt consumption and Total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from USDA and Doctor Who News to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6978490 and p < 0.01 for 1990 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Utilizing data from the USDA and Doctor Who News, our research team conducted an analysis covering the period from 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.6978490 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 suggest a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables. While our findings may seem curiously obscure, they point to the tantalizing possibility of a Yogurt-Who connection. Our study sheds light on a peculiar relationship that may transcend time and space, prompting further speculation and investigation into the whimsical interplay of yogurt consumption and the enigmatic time-traveling adventures of Doctor Who.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Yogurt consumption and Total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Utilizing data from the USDA and Doctor Who News, our research team conducted an analysis covering the period from 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.6978490 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 suggest a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables. While our findings may seem curiously obscure, they point to the tantalizing possibility of a Yogurt-Who connection. Our study sheds light on a peculiar relationship that may transcend time and space, prompting further speculation and investigation into the whimsical interplay of yogurt consumption and the enigmatic time-traveling adventures of Doctor Who.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Yogurt, a popular dairy product known for its probiotic goodness and versatile taste, has been a staple in the diets of many cultures for centuries. On the other hand, Doctor Who, the legendary British science fiction series, has captivated audiences with its time-traveling escapades and whimsical charm for over five decades. While the consumption of yogurt and the airing of Doctor Who may seem as unrelated as fish and bicycles, our research embarks on a journey to unravel the potential connection between these seemingly disparate entities.

In recent years, there has been a growing interest in uncovering unconventional and unexpected relationships between seemingly unrelated variables. The peculiar notion of exploring the link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired could be dismissed as fanciful whimsy, yet our investigation plunges headlong into this quirky realm of inquiry.

As we delve into this uncharted territory of yogurt and Doctor Who, our study aims to offer a thought-provoking examination that extends beyond the ordinary confines of conventional research. By embracing the unconventional and delving into the unexpected, we endeavor to shed light on a novel avenue of exploration with a whimsical twist that may leave readers with a raised eyebrow and a bemused smile.

The journey that lies ahead beckons us to set aside preconceived notions and traditional research boundaries in favor of embracing a spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness. As we embark on this voyage, don't be surprised if you find yourself caught in a time warp of unexpected findings and unexpectedly humorous correlations. So, fasten your seat belts and prepare to journey into the peculiar realm of the Yogurt-Who connection, where statistical analysis and a dash of whimsy collide in an adventure that is sure to leave a tangy taste in the mind.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Yogurt consumption and Total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Utilizing data from the USDA and Doctor Who News, our research team conducted an analysis covering the period from 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.6978490 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 suggest a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables. While our findings may seem curiously obscure, they point to the tantalizing possibility of a Yogurt-Who connection. Our study sheds light on a peculiar relationship that may transcend time and space, prompting further speculation and investigation into the whimsical interplay of yogurt consumption and the enigmatic time-traveling adventures of Doctor Who.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Yogurt, a popular dairy product known for its probiotic goodness and versatile taste, has been a staple in the diets of many cultures for centuries. On the other hand, Doctor Who, the legendary British science fiction series, has captivated audiences with its time-traveling escapades and whimsical charm for over five decades. While the consumption of yogurt and the airing of Doctor Who may seem as unrelated as fish and bicycles, our research embarks on a journey to unravel the potential connection between these seemingly disparate entities.
In recent years, there has been a growing interest in uncovering unconventional and unexpected relationships between seemingly unrelated variables. The peculiar notion of exploring the link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired could be dismissed as fanciful whimsy, yet our investigation plunges headlong into this quirky realm of inquiry.
As we delve into this uncharted territory of yogurt and Doctor Who, our study aims to offer a thought-provoking examination that extends beyond the ordinary confines of conventional research. By embracing the unconventional and delving into the unexpected, we endeavor to shed light on a novel avenue of exploration with a whimsical twist that may leave readers with a raised eyebrow and a bemused smile.
The journey that lies ahead beckons us to set aside preconceived notions and traditional research boundaries in favor of embracing a spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness. As we embark on this voyage, don't be surprised if you find yourself caught in a time warp of unexpected findings and unexpectedly humorous correlations. So, fasten your seat belts and prepare to journey into the peculiar realm of the Yogurt-Who connection, where statistical analysis and a dash of whimsy collide in an adventure that is sure to leave a tangy taste in the mind.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al." the authors find a positive correlation between yogurt consumption and health outcomes, highlighting the potential benefits of including yogurt in one's diet. Similarly, "Doe and Jones" investigate the impact of television viewership on leisure activities and mental well-being, touching upon the influence of television programs on daily routines and cognitive engagement.

Delving into the world of non-fiction literature, "The Yogurt Bible" offers insights into the myriad uses of yogurt in culinary endeavors and its potential health advantages. On the other hand, "Doctor Who: A Cultural History" provides a comprehensive analysis of the iconic series, exploring its impact on popular culture and the intricacies of its storytelling.

In the realm of fiction, "Yogurt and the Time Traveling TARDIS" weaves a whimsical tale of dairy delight and intergalactic adventure, captivating readers with its blend of probiotic prowess and timey-wimey escapades. Furthermore, "The Yogurt Diaries" presents a lighthearted narrative that intertwines the joys of yogurt consumption with the serendipitous encounters of the Doctor's companions.

Additionally, recent social media posts have surfaced discussing the peculiar synchronicity between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. One post humorously speculates that perhaps the TARDIS runs on yogurt, providing the Doctor with sustenance as they navigate the cosmos. Another post playfully suggests that yogurt consumption may enhance one's time-traveling abilities, leading to the pondering of yogurt-fueled adventures through time and space.

These assorted sources, both scholarly and anecdotal, set the stage for our exploration into the uncharted territory of the Yogurt-Who connection. While the initial research may seem conventional and serious, prepare to be whisked away into a world of whimsy and wonder as we dissect the curious correlation between yogurt consumption and the enigmatic allure of Doctor Who.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Yogurt consumption and Total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Doctor Who News . You used data from 1990 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Utilizing data from the USDA and Doctor Who News, our research team conducted an analysis covering the period from 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.6978490 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 suggest a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables. While our findings may seem curiously obscure, they point to the tantalizing possibility of a Yogurt-Who connection. Our study sheds light on a peculiar relationship that may transcend time and space, prompting further speculation and investigation into the whimsical interplay of yogurt consumption and the enigmatic time-traveling adventures of Doctor Who.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Yogurt, a popular dairy product known for its probiotic goodness and versatile taste, has been a staple in the diets of many cultures for centuries. On the other hand, Doctor Who, the legendary British science fiction series, has captivated audiences with its time-traveling escapades and whimsical charm for over five decades. While the consumption of yogurt and the airing of Doctor Who may seem as unrelated as fish and bicycles, our research embarks on a journey to unravel the potential connection between these seemingly disparate entities.
In recent years, there has been a growing interest in uncovering unconventional and unexpected relationships between seemingly unrelated variables. The peculiar notion of exploring the link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired could be dismissed as fanciful whimsy, yet our investigation plunges headlong into this quirky realm of inquiry.
As we delve into this uncharted territory of yogurt and Doctor Who, our study aims to offer a thought-provoking examination that extends beyond the ordinary confines of conventional research. By embracing the unconventional and delving into the unexpected, we endeavor to shed light on a novel avenue of exploration with a whimsical twist that may leave readers with a raised eyebrow and a bemused smile.
The journey that lies ahead beckons us to set aside preconceived notions and traditional research boundaries in favor of embracing a spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness. As we embark on this voyage, don't be surprised if you find yourself caught in a time warp of unexpected findings and unexpectedly humorous correlations. So, fasten your seat belts and prepare to journey into the peculiar realm of the Yogurt-Who connection, where statistical analysis and a dash of whimsy collide in an adventure that is sure to leave a tangy taste in the mind.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic connection between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired, our research team embarked on a methodological odyssey that incorporated a plethora of statistical techniques and data wrangling maneuvers.

First and foremost, we scoured the digital landscape to amass a comprehensive dataset encapsulating yogurt consumption patterns and the airing duration of Doctor Who episodes. The USDA served as a stalwart ally in providing us with intricate details regarding yogurt consumption trends, while Doctor Who News emerged as the primary portal for extracting exhaustive information on the total minutes of Doctor Who episodes broadcasted from 1990 to 2021. This intermingling of gastronomic and televisual data sources created a seamless tapestry for our analytical endeavors, albeit with the occasional unexpected twist akin to a Doctor Who plotline.

With the dexterous utilization of statistical software, we subsequently engaged in a meticulous merging and cleaning process, sifting through the data with a discerning eye to ensure its pristine suitability for analysis. Outliers and anomalies were scrutinized with the tenacity of a time-traveling detective, as we endeavored to uphold the integrity of our dataset in the face of potential temporal disturbances.

Having distilled the data into a harmonious symphony of numeric values and categorical classifications, we diligently constructed a correlation matrix to gauge the extent of association between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Our statistical machinations unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.6978490, eliciting murmurs of surprise and amusement from the research team as the Yogurt-Who nexus began to manifest with uncanny statistical fervor.

Furthermore, we harnessed the formidable power of regression analysis to dissect this peculiar bond, unveiling a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 that beckoned us into realms of scientific curiosity akin to a TARDIS hurtling through the cosmos. This statistical sigil bore testimony to the robustness of the Yogurt-Who connection, infusing our investigation with an air of both incredulity and scholarly elation.

In summary, our methodology encapsulated a meticulous procurement of data, a fervent purification of dataset integrity, and a cascade of statistical analyses that culminated in the illumination of the Yogurt-Who nexus. The curious amalgamation of dairy products and time-traveling narratives may have raised many an eyebrow, but our methodological escapade traversed the boundaries of convention with a playfulness that mirrored the whimsical charm of Doctor Who itself.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Yogurt consumption and Total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Doctor Who News .

For the time period 1990 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.6978490, r-squared of 0.4869932, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Utilizing data from the USDA and Doctor Who News, our research team conducted an analysis covering the period from 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.6978490 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 suggest a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables. While our findings may seem curiously obscure, they point to the tantalizing possibility of a Yogurt-Who connection. Our study sheds light on a peculiar relationship that may transcend time and space, prompting further speculation and investigation into the whimsical interplay of yogurt consumption and the enigmatic time-traveling adventures of Doctor Who.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Yogurt, a popular dairy product known for its probiotic goodness and versatile taste, has been a staple in the diets of many cultures for centuries. On the other hand, Doctor Who, the legendary British science fiction series, has captivated audiences with its time-traveling escapades and whimsical charm for over five decades. While the consumption of yogurt and the airing of Doctor Who may seem as unrelated as fish and bicycles, our research embarks on a journey to unravel the potential connection between these seemingly disparate entities.
In recent years, there has been a growing interest in uncovering unconventional and unexpected relationships between seemingly unrelated variables. The peculiar notion of exploring the link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired could be dismissed as fanciful whimsy, yet our investigation plunges headlong into this quirky realm of inquiry.
As we delve into this uncharted territory of yogurt and Doctor Who, our study aims to offer a thought-provoking examination that extends beyond the ordinary confines of conventional research. By embracing the unconventional and delving into the unexpected, we endeavor to shed light on a novel avenue of exploration with a whimsical twist that may leave readers with a raised eyebrow and a bemused smile.
The journey that lies ahead beckons us to set aside preconceived notions and traditional research boundaries in favor of embracing a spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness. As we embark on this voyage, don't be surprised if you find yourself caught in a time warp of unexpected findings and unexpectedly humorous correlations. So, fasten your seat belts and prepare to journey into the peculiar realm of the Yogurt-Who connection, where statistical analysis and a dash of whimsy collide in an adventure that is sure to leave a tangy taste in the mind.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The examination of the relationship between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired has yielded intriguing findings. Our data analysis covering the period from 1990 to 2021 revealed a notable correlation coefficient of 0.6978490, with an r-squared value of 0.4869932. The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that this correlation is statistically significant, providing robust evidence of a connection between these seemingly unrelated variables.

Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation observed between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. This visualization emphasizes the significant association between these two seemingly incongruous entities, providing a compelling visual representation of the unexpected linkage uncovered in our study.

Our findings, though initially surprising and perhaps even perplexing, offer a tantalizing glimpse into the potential Yogurt-Who connection. While the notion of a relationship between yogurt consumption and the time-traveling exploits of Doctor Who may seem whimsical at first glance, our results prompt a reconsideration of these seemingly unrelated elements. This unexpected synergy raises intriguing questions about the interplay between popular culture and dietary patterns, inviting further contemplation and investigation into this curious correlation.

In summation, our exploration into the Yogurt-Who connection has revealed a statistically robust association that defies conventional expectations. The peculiar nature of this unanticipated relationship leaves us with a sense of wonder and curiosity, propelling us into a world where the boundaries of conventional analysis are delightfully stretched. This study paves the way for future scholarly discourse and inquiry into the whimsical and unusual connections that may exist beneath the surface of the seemingly mundane.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Yogurt consumption and Total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Utilizing data from the USDA and Doctor Who News, our research team conducted an analysis covering the period from 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.6978490 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 suggest a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables. While our findings may seem curiously obscure, they point to the tantalizing possibility of a Yogurt-Who connection. Our study sheds light on a peculiar relationship that may transcend time and space, prompting further speculation and investigation into the whimsical interplay of yogurt consumption and the enigmatic time-traveling adventures of Doctor Who.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al." the authors find a positive correlation between yogurt consumption and health outcomes, highlighting the potential benefits of including yogurt in one's diet. Similarly, "Doe and Jones" investigate the impact of television viewership on leisure activities and mental well-being, touching upon the influence of television programs on daily routines and cognitive engagement.
Delving into the world of non-fiction literature, "The Yogurt Bible" offers insights into the myriad uses of yogurt in culinary endeavors and its potential health advantages. On the other hand, "Doctor Who: A Cultural History" provides a comprehensive analysis of the iconic series, exploring its impact on popular culture and the intricacies of its storytelling.
In the realm of fiction, "Yogurt and the Time Traveling TARDIS" weaves a whimsical tale of dairy delight and intergalactic adventure, captivating readers with its blend of probiotic prowess and timey-wimey escapades. Furthermore, "The Yogurt Diaries" presents a lighthearted narrative that intertwines the joys of yogurt consumption with the serendipitous encounters of the Doctor's companions.
Additionally, recent social media posts have surfaced discussing the peculiar synchronicity between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. One post humorously speculates that perhaps the TARDIS runs on yogurt, providing the Doctor with sustenance as they navigate the cosmos. Another post playfully suggests that yogurt consumption may enhance one's time-traveling abilities, leading to the pondering of yogurt-fueled adventures through time and space.
These assorted sources, both scholarly and anecdotal, set the stage for our exploration into the uncharted territory of the Yogurt-Who connection. While the initial research may seem conventional and serious, prepare to be whisked away into a world of whimsy and wonder as we dissect the curious correlation between yogurt consumption and the enigmatic allure of Doctor Who.

[[RESULTS]]
The examination of the relationship between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired has yielded intriguing findings. Our data analysis covering the period from 1990 to 2021 revealed a notable correlation coefficient of 0.6978490, with an r-squared value of 0.4869932. The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that this correlation is statistically significant, providing robust evidence of a connection between these seemingly unrelated variables.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation observed between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. This visualization emphasizes the significant association between these two seemingly incongruous entities, providing a compelling visual representation of the unexpected linkage uncovered in our study.
Our findings, though initially surprising and perhaps even perplexing, offer a tantalizing glimpse into the potential Yogurt-Who connection. While the notion of a relationship between yogurt consumption and the time-traveling exploits of Doctor Who may seem whimsical at first glance, our results prompt a reconsideration of these seemingly unrelated elements. This unexpected synergy raises intriguing questions about the interplay between popular culture and dietary patterns, inviting further contemplation and investigation into this curious correlation.
In summation, our exploration into the Yogurt-Who connection has revealed a statistically robust association that defies conventional expectations. The peculiar nature of this unanticipated relationship leaves us with a sense of wonder and curiosity, propelling us into a world where the boundaries of conventional analysis are delightfully stretched. This study paves the way for future scholarly discourse and inquiry into the whimsical and unusual connections that may exist beneath the surface of the seemingly mundane.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study support and extend the prior research examining the intersection of yogurt consumption and cultural phenomena. The positive correlation between yogurt consumption and health outcomes, as noted by Smith et al., aligns with our findings that suggest a robust association between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. While the initial correlations may seem curiously obscure, our study provides rigorous evidence of a substantial link between these seemingly unrelated variables. This unexpected linkage challenges conventional assumptions and opens the door to broader speculation regarding the whimsical interplay of yogurt consumption and the enigmatic time-traveling adventures of Doctor Who.

The incorporation of television viewership on leisure activities and mental well-being, as investigated by Doe and Jones, offers an intriguing parallel to our exploration. By delving into the influence of television programs on daily routines and cognitive engagement, their research provides a foundation for our unexpected discovery of a significant correlation between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. The unanticipated connection unearthed in our study prompts a reevaluation of the interplay between popular culture and dietary patterns, echoing the broader implications of television viewership on individual well-being observed by Doe and Jones.

In the realm of non-fiction literature, "The Yogurt Bible" and its insights into the myriad uses of yogurt in culinary endeavors and potential health advantages find an unexpected resonance with our investigation. The unassuming yogurt, often heralded for its probiotic prowess, emerges as a surprising player in the enigmatic relationship with the time-traveling exploits of Doctor Who. This unexpected synergy delves beyond the traditional boundaries of health and wellness, inviting contemplation of the unconventional connections that underpin seemingly unrelated domains.

Moreover, the whimsical tales and lighthearted narratives that intertwine yogurt consumption with the serendipitous encounters of the Doctor's companions offer a playful yet thought-provoking reflection of our findings. "Yogurt and the Time Traveling TARDIS" and "The Yogurt Diaries" serve as charming bedfellows to our rigorous analysis, utilizing humor and imagination to explore the curious correlation between yogurt consumption and the enduring appeal of Doctor Who.

The recent social media posts speculating on the peculiar synchronicity between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired, while seemingly facetious, now take on a new light in the context of our results. Perhaps there is more to these playful conjectures than meets the eye, inviting further investigation into the whimsical and unusual connections that may exist beneath the surface of the seemingly mundane.

Our findings present an intriguing paradox that defies conventional expectations, spurring further scholarly discourse and inquiry into the delightful and unexpected connections that may arise from the unlikeliest of pairings. As we journey into this uncharted territory, the boundaries of conventional analysis are gloriously stretched, propelling our exploration into the whimsical and unusual world of the Yogurt-Who connection.


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Yogurt consumption and Total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Utilizing data from the USDA and Doctor Who News, our research team conducted an analysis covering the period from 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.6978490 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 suggest a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables. While our findings may seem curiously obscure, they point to the tantalizing possibility of a Yogurt-Who connection. Our study sheds light on a peculiar relationship that may transcend time and space, prompting further speculation and investigation into the whimsical interplay of yogurt consumption and the enigmatic time-traveling adventures of Doctor Who.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Yogurt, a popular dairy product known for its probiotic goodness and versatile taste, has been a staple in the diets of many cultures for centuries. On the other hand, Doctor Who, the legendary British science fiction series, has captivated audiences with its time-traveling escapades and whimsical charm for over five decades. While the consumption of yogurt and the airing of Doctor Who may seem as unrelated as fish and bicycles, our research embarks on a journey to unravel the potential connection between these seemingly disparate entities.
In recent years, there has been a growing interest in uncovering unconventional and unexpected relationships between seemingly unrelated variables. The peculiar notion of exploring the link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired could be dismissed as fanciful whimsy, yet our investigation plunges headlong into this quirky realm of inquiry.
As we delve into this uncharted territory of yogurt and Doctor Who, our study aims to offer a thought-provoking examination that extends beyond the ordinary confines of conventional research. By embracing the unconventional and delving into the unexpected, we endeavor to shed light on a novel avenue of exploration with a whimsical twist that may leave readers with a raised eyebrow and a bemused smile.
The journey that lies ahead beckons us to set aside preconceived notions and traditional research boundaries in favor of embracing a spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness. As we embark on this voyage, don't be surprised if you find yourself caught in a time warp of unexpected findings and unexpectedly humorous correlations. So, fasten your seat belts and prepare to journey into the peculiar realm of the Yogurt-Who connection, where statistical analysis and a dash of whimsy collide in an adventure that is sure to leave a tangy taste in the mind.

[[RESULTS]]
The examination of the relationship between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired has yielded intriguing findings. Our data analysis covering the period from 1990 to 2021 revealed a notable correlation coefficient of 0.6978490, with an r-squared value of 0.4869932. The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that this correlation is statistically significant, providing robust evidence of a connection between these seemingly unrelated variables.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation observed between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. This visualization emphasizes the significant association between these two seemingly incongruous entities, providing a compelling visual representation of the unexpected linkage uncovered in our study.
Our findings, though initially surprising and perhaps even perplexing, offer a tantalizing glimpse into the potential Yogurt-Who connection. While the notion of a relationship between yogurt consumption and the time-traveling exploits of Doctor Who may seem whimsical at first glance, our results prompt a reconsideration of these seemingly unrelated elements. This unexpected synergy raises intriguing questions about the interplay between popular culture and dietary patterns, inviting further contemplation and investigation into this curious correlation.
In summation, our exploration into the Yogurt-Who connection has revealed a statistically robust association that defies conventional expectations. The peculiar nature of this unanticipated relationship leaves us with a sense of wonder and curiosity, propelling us into a world where the boundaries of conventional analysis are delightfully stretched. This study paves the way for future scholarly discourse and inquiry into the whimsical and unusual connections that may exist beneath the surface of the seemingly mundane.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the potential link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired has unveiled a surprisingly robust and statistically significant association. The correlation coefficient of 0.6978490, paired with a p-value of less than 0.01, highlights a connection that transcends the realms of dairy and time-traveling television series. This peculiar discovery may prompt a delightful mix of skepticism and amusement, akin to encountering a TARDIS in a dairy aisle.

The strong correlation observed, as depicted in Figure 1, raises questions that tantalize the imagination. Could the tangy allure of yogurt be intertwined with the timey-wimey adventures of the Doctor? Our findings beckon a whimsical pondering that may lead one to switch their TV viewing to a marathon of Doctor Who episodes while reaching for a spoonful of probiotic goodness.

However, as tempting as it may be to envision a universe where yogurt consumption influences the unraveling of time and space within the Doctor Who narrative, we must exercise caution in overinterpreting our results. While our study adds a playful twist to the landscape of statistical analysis, it is important to acknowledge the inherent complexity and potential for confounding variables in such an unorthodox exploration.

Therefore, we assert with a degree of lighthearted certainty that the Yogurt-Who connection, though whimsically intriguing, may not warrant further rigorous investigation. Our foray into this peculiar realm highlights the value of embracing unexpected correlations and whimsical avenues of exploration, but we are confident that the time and resources of the research community are better directed towards more conventional and substantively grounded inquiries.

In the spirit of scholarly quirkiness, we contend that the Yogurt-Who connection has been illuminated with a dash of statistical delight, and further probing in this arena may lead to diminishing returns and an excess of dairy-related puns. As such, we recommend savoring this offbeat discovery with a lighthearted nod to statistical serendipity and bidding adieu to the Yogurt-Who conundrum.


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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Culinary Science and Time Travel Studies


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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Culinary Science and Sci-Fi Studies


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Yogurt-Who Connection: An Exploration of the Relationship between Yogurt Consumption and Total Minutes of Doctor Who Aired with an abstract of This paper investigates the potential link between yogurt consumption and the total minutes of Doctor Who aired. Utilizing data from the USDA and Doctor Who News, our research team conducted an analysis covering the period from 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.6978490 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 suggest a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables. While our findings may seem curiously obscure, they point to the tantalizing possibility of a Yogurt-Who connection. Our study sheds light on a peculiar relationship that may transcend time and space, prompting further speculation and investigation into the whimsical interplay of yogurt consumption and the enigmatic time-traveling adventures of Doctor Who.

ChatGPT:

yogurt consumption, Doctor Who, correlation, analysis, USDA, Doctor Who News, statistical significance, association, time travel, research, exploration, relationship, minutes aired, data, study

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Data details

Yogurt consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of Yogurt in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with Yogurt consumption

Total minutes of Doctor Who aired
Source: Doctor Who News
See what else correlates with Total minutes of Doctor Who aired

Correlation r = 0.6978490 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4869932 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 48.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total minutes of Doctor Who aired) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Yogurt consumption) over the 32 years from 1990 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 9.006E-6. 0.0000090055962413888330000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.7 in 0.0009006% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 111,042 random variables You don't actually need 111 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 31 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 31 because we have two variables measured over a period of 32 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.46, 0.84 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Yogurt consumption (Pounds per person)3.94.14.44.95.26.15.95.75.96.16.5788.69.210.311.111.611.712.513.413.61414.914.914.413.713.713.613.413.614.3
Total minutes of Doctor Who aired (Minutes)00000084000000006276456636701807306502834911216276062050559531395




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([3.9,4.1,4.4,4.9,5.2,6.1,5.9,5.7,5.9,6.1,6.5,7,8,8.6,9.2,10.3,11.1,11.6,11.7,12.5,13.4,13.6,14,14.9,14.9,14.4,13.7,13.7,13.6,13.4,13.6,14.3,])
array_2 = np.array([0,0,0,0,0,0,84,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,627,645,663,670,180,730,650,283,491,121,627,60,620,505,59,531,395,])
array_1_name = "Yogurt consumption"
array_2_name = "Total minutes of Doctor Who aired"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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