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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

The Polluted Peculiarities: Probing the Pecuniary Pertinence of Air Pollution in Tallahassee on BP's Bottom Line
The Journal of Ecological Economics and Environmental Epidemiology
r=0.821 · 95% conf. int. [0.611,0.923] · r2=0.675 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Going with the flow: The Traffic Technician Tango with Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Samoa
Journal of Eclectic Transportation Studies
r=0.856 · 95% conf. int. [0.657,0.943] · r2=0.732 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Boiling Point: Exploring the Surprising Link Between Boilermakers in California and Kerosene Consumption in Sudan
Journal of Global Energy Dynamics
r=0.782 · 95% conf. int. [0.509,0.912] · r2=0.612 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Art of Chemistry: Exploring the Connection Between Bachelor's Degrees in Visual and Performing Arts and the Number of Chemical Plant and System Operators in Wyoming
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Art and Industry Relations
r=0.920 · 95% conf. int. [0.657,0.983] · r2=0.846 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pouring More Bucks on Booze: The Boozy Blues and Septic Tank Crews
The Journal of Inebriation and Sanitation Engineering
r=0.886 · 95% conf. int. [0.730,0.954] · r2=0.785 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Actuary Equation: A Statistical Analysis of Actuary Numbers in Georgia and Miss America's Age
The Journal of Mathematical Glamour
r=-0.856 · 95% conf. int. [-0.942,-0.665] · r2=0.732 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Tireless Travels and Stock Revs: An Investigation into the Link between the Number of Motorcycle Mechanics in Maine and FedEx's Stock Price (FDX)
The Journal of Quirky Economic Analysis
r=0.913 · 95% conf. int. [0.789,0.965] · r2=0.834 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Legislative Lark: A Correlational Cacophony Between Ohio Legislators and Hollister Store Counts
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Analysis
r=0.856 · 95% conf. int. [0.648,0.945] · r2=0.733 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Modified Corn, More Lawyers Worn: An Investigation into the Correlation Between GMO Corn Use in Ohio and the Number of Lawyers in the United States
The Journal of Agricultural Quirkiness
r=0.957 · 95% conf. int. [0.900,0.982] · r2=0.916 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Checking Out the Relationship Between Library Assistants in North Dakota and xkcd Comics on Programming: A Statistical Analysis
Journal of Quirky Studies
r=0.657 · 95% conf. int. [0.218,0.875] · r2=0.431 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Ties between Tasty Technology and Troubling Trends: The Relationship between Food Scientists and Google Searches for 'How to Hide a Body'
The Journal of Gastronomical Techne and Internet Inquiry
r=0.798 · 95% conf. int. [0.540,0.919] · r2=0.638 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Franklin Effect: A HOG-Wild Relationship Between Name Popularity and Motorcycle Mechanics in Maine
The Journal of Quirky Social Dynamics
r=0.863 · 95% conf. int. [0.680,0.945] · r2=0.744 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

In Alabama, More Bio Profs, More xkcd guffaws: A Correlation Study
Journal of Southern Biology
r=0.743 · 95% conf. int. [0.350,0.913] · r2=0.552 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Maize-y Business: The Corny Connection Between GMO Use in Michigan and Fossil Fuel Usage in Equatorial Guinea
International Journal of Agroecological Sustainability
r=0.975 · 95% conf. int. [0.939,0.990] · r2=0.951 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stitching Together Threads of Correlation: Global Per Capita Rice Consumption and The Surprising Influence on Pennsylvania's Tailoring Industry
The Journal of Culinary Economics and Textile Studies
r=0.795 · 95% conf. int. [0.509,0.923] · r2=0.632 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Cacophony of Tones: The Relationship Between Music Directors and Composers in North Carolina and Global Pirate Attacks
The Journal of Musical Mischief and Maritime Matters
r=0.897 · 95% conf. int. [0.700,0.967] · r2=0.805 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Out of This World Connections: The Cosmic Correlation Between the Distance from Uranus and the Perplexing Presence of Telemarketers in South Dakota
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Economics and Earthly Anomalies
r=0.867 · 95% conf. int. [0.682,0.948] · r2=0.752 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Rootin' Tootin' Master's: The Relationship Between Area, Ethnic, Cultural, Gender, and Group Studies Degrees and Washington Forest and Conservation Workers
The Journal of Ecological Studies and Social Sciences
r=0.891 · 95% conf. int. [0.595,0.974] · r2=0.794 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Curds and Construction: The Cheddar Connection between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Reinforcing Iron and Rebar Workers in Alabama
The Journal of Dairy Engineering and Urban Infrastructure
r=0.885 · 95% conf. int. [0.713,0.957] · r2=0.784 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Churning on the Sun: A Dairy Funny Connection Between Butter Consumption and Solar Power Generation in Bangladesh
Journal of Renewable Energy and Culinary Science
r=0.940 · 95% conf. int. [0.867,0.974] · r2=0.884 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Biodolla$: The Biomass Bridge Between Nicaragua and US Annual Tax Revenue
Journal of Ecological Economics and Sustainable Development
r=0.909 · 95% conf. int. [0.837,0.951] · r2=0.827 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Ameliorating Biomass: The Amelia Effect on Power Generation in El Salvador
The Journal of Renewable Energy Innovation
r=0.990 · 95% conf. int. [0.981,0.995] · r2=0.980 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Maiden Miss World's Magnitude: Mapping Merits for the Major League Mavens
The Journal of Empirical Elegance
r=0.614 · 95% conf. int. [0.399,0.764] · r2=0.376 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shell Shock: Exploring the Correlation Between Super Bowl Point Difference and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Searches
The Journal of Sports Analytics and Pop Culture Theory
r=0.646 · 95% conf. int. [0.271,0.851] · r2=0.417 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Playing Dress-Up: The Soybean Shuffle and Hollister Hustle - A Correlation Analysis
The Journal of Plant Fashion and Agricultural Economics
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.814,0.965] · r2=0.843 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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