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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

The Curious Case of Odalys: A Study of Air in Prescott Skies
The Journal of Atmospheric Anomalies
r=0.862 · 95% conf. int. [0.757,0.924] · r2=0.744 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches
The Journal of Internet Culture and Economic Behavioral Studies
r=0.812 · 95% conf. int. [0.556,0.927] · r2=0.660 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Statistically Miraculous: Investigating the Link between the First Name Miracle and YouTube Video Likes
The Journal of Quirky Statistical Analyses
r=0.968 · 95% conf. int. [0.828,0.994] · r2=0.937 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pearlfectly Libertarian: An Examination of the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Pearl and Votes for the Libertarian Presidential Candidate in Texas
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Analysis
r=0.922 · 95% conf. int. [0.698,0.982] · r2=0.851 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Democratic Dominance and Design Density: A Delightful Disentanglement in West Virginia
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Analysis
r=0.931 · 95% conf. int. [0.594,0.990] · r2=0.866 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Curds and Democrats: An Examination of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Voting Patterns in Arkansas
The Journal of Dairy Democracy
r=0.822 · 95% conf. int. [0.278,0.967] · r2=0.675 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica'
Journal of Frigid Electoral Analysis
r=0.903 · 95% conf. int. [0.343,0.989] · r2=0.816 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From McKayla Maroney to Numberphile: A Like-able Connection in Popular Culture
The Journal of Humorous Connections in Contemporary Culture
r=0.985 · 95% conf. int. [0.941,0.996] · r2=0.970 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Armani Effect: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name 'Armani' and the Total Length of SmarterEveryDay YouTube Videos
The Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies
r=0.959 · 95% conf. int. [0.883,0.986] · r2=0.920 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The YouTube Boob Tube Swoop and Paralegal Group: An Odd Correlation.
The Journal of Whimsical Sociological Studies
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.688,0.989] · r2=0.880 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unraveling the Tightly Wound: LEMMiNO YouTube Video Titles and the Biomedical Engineering Boom in Colorado
Journal of Interdisciplinary YouTubology
r=0.984 · 95% conf. int. [0.895,0.998] · r2=0.969 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

I Do, CGP Grey’s Video Titles Tell Who
The Journal of Comedic Studies
r=0.864 · 95% conf. int. [0.547,0.964] · r2=0.746 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Odalys Odyssey: Airing out the Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Prescott
The Journal of Environmental Ergonomics
r=0.884 · 95% conf. int. [0.790,0.937] · r2=0.781 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Blowin' in the Wind: The Air Quality-Wind Power Connection Between Tulsa, Oklahoma and Puerto Rico
The Journal of Ecological Engineering and Atmospheric Sciences
r=0.835 · 95% conf. int. [0.501,0.952] · r2=0.697 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Ballot and the Bureau: A Correlation Between Democrat Votes for Senators in Nebraska and the Number of Production, Planning, and Expediting Clerks
The Journal of Political and Occupational Metrics
r=0.988 · 95% conf. int. [0.888,0.999] · r2=0.976 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stoking the Laughter Fires: The Combustible Correlation between Stand-up Maths YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Usage in Kazakhstan
The International Journal of Comedic Kinetics
r=0.877 · 95% conf. int. [0.584,0.968] · r2=0.769 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Texas-Democrat Vote Tally and Nicaraguan Hydropower: A Tenuous Tandem
The Journal of Political Energy Dynamics
r=0.893 · 95% conf. int. [0.630,0.972] · r2=0.797 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Voting with the Wind: A Correlational Study of Libertarian Votes for Senators in Indiana and Biomass Power Generated in Australia
The Journal of Political Ecology and Renewable Energy
r=0.937 · 95% conf. int. [0.770,0.984] · r2=0.878 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cali Name Popularity and YouTube Video Views Neatly Interlace: A Statistical Analysis
Journal of Social Media and Cultural Trends
r=0.901 · 95% conf. int. [0.732,0.965] · r2=0.811 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Colt Coincidence: Exploring the Correlation Between Name Popularity and YouTube Engagement
The Journal of Cyber Culture and Popularity Studies
r=0.964 · 95% conf. int. [0.862,0.991] · r2=0.929 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Umpire Strikes and YouTube Views: Uncovering the Viral Connection
The Journal of Social Media and Pop Culture Research
r=0.939 · 95% conf. int. [0.758,0.986] · r2=0.882 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Avo-Cadabra: Investigating the Relationship Between Technology Connections YouTube Views and 'Avocado Toast' Google Searches
International Journal of Gastronomic Technology and Social Media Research
r=0.949 · 95% conf. int. [0.772,0.990] · r2=0.901 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Dairy Dilemma: Democrat Presidential Votes and Dairy Consumption in West Virginia
The Journal of Dairy Politics and Consumption
r=0.948 · 95% conf. int. [0.735,0.991] · r2=0.899 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Please Clap-turing Republican Votes: A Correlational Analysis of Minnesota Senators and Google Searches
Journal of Political Humor and Social Science
r=0.941 · 95% conf. int. [0.549,0.994] · r2=0.886 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Off the Grid: The Libertarian Effect on Biomass Power in Uganda
The Journal of Renewable Energy Policy and Politics
r=0.958 · 95% conf. int. [0.657,0.996] · r2=0.918 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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