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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Taking the Plunge: The Wheezing Unseen—Air Pollution's Impact on Marital Bliss in Tennessee
The Journal of Ecological Entanglements
r=0.850 · 95% conf. int. [0.674,0.935] · r2=0.722 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kerosene Kismet: Connecting Air Pollution in Washington, D.C. to Kerosene Consumption in Peru
The International Journal of Ecological Synchronicity
r=0.903 · 95% conf. int. [0.826,0.947] · r2=0.816 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Affliction: The Unlikely Link Between Prineville's Pollution and Global Plane Crashes
The Journal of Zany Zoological Zoology
r=0.852 · 95% conf. int. [0.741,0.917] · r2=0.725 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi
The Journal of Ecological Entanglements
r=0.761 · 95% conf. int. [0.590,0.867] · r2=0.580 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Aliens vs. Ammonia: Investigating the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Iowa City and UFO Sightings in Iowa
Journal of Extraterrestrial Ecology and Earthly Emissions
r=0.663 · 95% conf. int. [0.450,0.805] · r2=0.440 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMOs and Google: Gauging the Growing Connection in Illinois
Journal of Agriculture and Information Technology
r=0.879 · 95% conf. int. [0.714,0.951] · r2=0.773 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gastric Grit: Genetically Modified Corn in North Dakota and the Googling of 'Tummy Ache'
The Journal of Agricultural Mischief
r=0.962 · 95% conf. int. [0.901,0.985] · r2=0.925 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Corn's Gene Change and Biomass Power Range: A Transcontinental Exchange
The Journal of Agro-Genomics and Renewable Energy
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.967,0.994] · r2=0.973 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Theodore and the Geothermal Heater: A Statistical Rhyme Analyzing Renewable Energy in South Africa
The Journal of Sustainable Energy and Statistical Poetry
r=0.975 · 95% conf. int. [0.954,0.987] · r2=0.951 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pouring Over the Numbers: Exploring the Sudsy Relationship Between U.S. Breweries and Burundian Electricity Generation
Journal of Brewonomics
r=0.963 · 95% conf. int. [0.924,0.982] · r2=0.927 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Biomass Bliss: Bridging Biomass Power and Bed Bookings in Las Vegas
Journal of Sustainable Energy and Luxury Living
r=0.963 · 95% conf. int. [0.886,0.989] · r2=0.928 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Blowin' in the Name: The Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name Amara and Wind Power Generation in Luxembourg
The International Journal of Names and Natural Phenomena
r=0.981 · 95% conf. int. [0.957,0.992] · r2=0.962 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Brewing Up a Solar Storm: The Surprising Relationship Between U.S. Breweries and Solar Power Generation in Peru
Journal of Renewable Energy and Unconventional Partnerships
r=0.978 · 95% conf. int. [0.948,0.991] · r2=0.957 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Emmett Connection: A Solar Power Reflection​
The Journal of Renewable Energy Innovations
r=0.996 · 95% conf. int. [0.993,0.998] · r2=0.993 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cheese-Powered Geothermal Energy: Muenster Efficiency or Just Gouda Coincidence?
Journal of Dairy-Based Renewable Energy
r=0.966 · 95% conf. int. [0.910,0.988] · r2=0.934 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Power of Biomass: Examining the Juris-Mirand-ical Connection Between Biomass Power Generation in Singapore and the Plead Count of Lawyers in the United States
The Journal of Biomass Dynamics and Legal Metrics
r=0.949 · 95% conf. int. [0.898,0.975] · r2=0.901 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fueling the Trend: The Jayce Name Popularity and Fossil Fuel Use in Brazil
The International Journal of Ecological Sociology
r=0.947 · 95% conf. int. [0.904,0.972] · r2=0.897 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Brews and Biofuels: A Lager Than Life Connection Between Breweries and Biomass Power Generation
Journal of Fermented Energy
r=0.929 · 95% conf. int. [0.859,0.965] · r2=0.864 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sunshine Stevie: Illuminating the Relationship between the Popularity of the Name Stevie and Solar Power Generation in Brazil
Journal of Solar Trends and Sociolinguistics
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.940,0.988] · r2=0.948 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Name Game: A Shocking Connection Between the Popularity of the First Name Kameron and Electricity Generation in Paraguay
Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.955 · 95% conf. int. [0.918,0.976] · r2=0.913 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Note on the Unexpected Harmony: The Surprising Relationship Between the Number of Musicians in Nebraska and Mizuho Financial Group's Stock Price
The Journal of Unlikely Correlations and Funny Findings
r=0.655 · 95% conf. int. [0.236,0.869] · r2=0.429 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Investigating the Gator-Grader Connection: The Curious Link Between Agricultural Inspectors in Indiana and Crocodile Attacks in South-East Asia & Australia
The International Journal of Ecological Anomalies
r=0.728 · 95% conf. int. [0.264,0.918] · r2=0.529 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Traffic Technician Trick: A Link to Assistant Professor Pick
The Journal of Quirky Scientific Discoveries
r=0.941 · 95% conf. int. [0.810,0.983] · r2=0.885 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Checking in at the Inn: The Relationship Between the Count of Hotel Managers in Vermont and Amazon's Shipping Gains
Journal of Quirky Economic Studies
r=0.882 · 95% conf. int. [0.598,0.969] · r2=0.777 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Cataloging Conundrum: Unearthing the Unlikely Link Between Archivists in the District of Columbia and Kerosene Consumption in the Falkland Islands
The Journal of Eccentric Archival Studies
r=0.809 · 95% conf. int. [0.550,0.926] · r2=0.655 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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