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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Divine Intervention or Market Miracle? The Holy Connection Between Clergy Numbers in Kansas and State Street's Stock Price
The Journal of Financial Serendipity
r=0.855 · 95% conf. int. [0.664,0.942] · r2=0.732 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stocking Up on Corny Energy: Exploring the GMO-Corn Connection to Coterra Energy's Stock Price (CTRA)
The Journal of Agricultural Economics and Financial Analysis
r=0.854 · 95% conf. int. [0.676,0.938] · r2=0.730 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Tucker Trend: Tracing the Tenuous Ties Between Tucker Popularity and Fomento Econ's Finances
The Journal of Humorous Economic Analysis
r=0.961 · 95% conf. int. [0.904,0.984] · r2=0.923 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pitch Perfect: The Lingua Franca of Dodgers' Victorious Vocabulary
Journal of Linguistic Victories
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.896,0.993] · r2=0.946 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Kemp-Knowledge Correlation: Connecting Matt Kemp's Home Runs with Maryland's Mentors
The Journal of Sports Analytics and Social Sciences
r=0.899 · 95% conf. int. [0.651,0.974] · r2=0.809 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Farm to Field: The Organic Touchdown Connection Between Organic Food Sales Volume and Houston Texans Season Wins
Journal of Agricultural Touchdown Statistics
r=0.790 · 95% conf. int. [0.362,0.943] · r2=0.625 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Match Made in Reception: The Quirky Connection Between Final Match Score Difference in the Volkswagen Challenger Set and the Number of Receptionists in New Hampshire
The Journal of Quirky Connections in Sports Research
r=0.983 · 95% conf. int. [0.927,0.996] · r2=0.966 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stalk-ing the Culprit: Unearthing the Correlation between GMO Corn Cultivation in Texas and Arson Cases
Journal of Agri-Crime Studies
r=0.981 · 95% conf. int. [0.948,0.993] · r2=0.962 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Great Dakota Patent Heist: Uncovering the Connection Between Robberies in North Dakota and US Patents
Journal of Criminological Patent Research
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.846,0.958] · r2=0.844 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stranger Things: Unearthing the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Idaho and Biomass Power Generation in Italy
The Journal of Transnational Energy and Extraterrestrial Studies
r=0.914 · 95% conf. int. [0.844,0.953] · r2=0.835 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

When Biomass in Panama Meets Burglaries in North Dakota: a Surprising Connection Decoded
The Journal of Ecological Enigmas
r=0.621 · 95% conf. int. [0.371,0.787] · r2=0.385 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Carpeting the Crime Scene: Exploring the Link between Annual US Household Spending on Floor Coverings and Arson in Hawaii
Journal of Quirky Economic Analysis
r=0.804 · 95% conf. int. [0.587,0.914] · r2=0.647 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal
Interstellar Investigations Quarterly
r=0.876 · 95% conf. int. [0.780,0.932] · r2=0.768 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Neptune and Uranus: A Cosmic Bond and Its Impact on CVX Frond
The Journal of Galactic Astrophysics and Planetary Dynamics
r=0.842 · 95% conf. int. [0.651,0.932] · r2=0.709 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Saige to Stocks: The Surprising Saga of COF's Price with a Dash of Name Game
The Journal of Financial Frolics and Fascinations
r=0.857 · 95% conf. int. [0.675,0.941] · r2=0.735 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Meaty Connection: When Household Spending on Proteins Directly Affects EQIX Stock Price
The Journal of Financial Nutrition
r=0.958 · 95% conf. int. [0.894,0.983] · r2=0.917 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Seeding Growth: The Genetically Modified Connection Between Soybeans in Minnesota and Biomass Power in Taiwan
The Journal of Agrobiotechnology and Global Energy Economics
r=0.960 · 95% conf. int. [0.904,0.983] · r2=0.921 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gasping for Air: An Unlikely Union Between Air Pollution in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, and Kerosene Consumption in Japan
Journal of Environmental Interconnections
r=0.681 · 95% conf. int. [0.466,0.820] · r2=0.464 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Analyzing the Heat: A Fiery Relationship Between Smog and Scorching in California
Journal of Environmental Dynamics and Pollution Analysis
r=0.895 · 95% conf. int. [0.806,0.944] · r2=0.801 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pollution and Pleasure: Probing the Proximity of Air Quality in Dayton to Delight in Frontier Communications
The Journal of Ecological Mirth
r=0.768 · 95% conf. int. [0.554,0.887] · r2=0.590 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air We There Yet? Examining the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Cincinnati and Gasoline Pumped in France
The Journal of Environmental Quirkiness
r=0.782 · 95% conf. int. [0.629,0.876] · r2=0.611 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Breath of Fresh Alysia: Exploring the Correlation Between Alysia's Popularity and Air Pollution in Janesville, Wisconsin
The Journal of Environmental Psychology and Urban Sociology
r=0.714 · 95% conf. int. [0.521,0.838] · r2=0.510 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Dirty Air Beware: A Flare for Arson in the Big Apple
The Journal of Urban Fire Ecology
r=0.896 · 95% conf. int. [0.807,0.945] · r2=0.803 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Burning Connection: Unearthing the Surprising Relationship Between Air Pollution in Chicago and Kerosene Usage in Peru
The Journal of Ecological Connections
r=0.747 · 95% conf. int. [0.573,0.856] · r2=0.558 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cooking Up Wins: The Correlation Between Short Order Cooks in Georgia and Season Wins for the Atlanta Falcons
Journal of Culinary Sports Science
r=0.614 · 95% conf. int. [0.236,0.831] · r2=0.377 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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