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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Distracted Boyfriend Meme Popularity: A Hydropower Enigma in Turkmenistan
International Journal of Memetic Studies
r=0.936 · 95% conf. int. [0.821,0.978] · r2=0.876 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Paradoxes
r=0.689 · 95% conf. int. [0.106,0.920] · r2=0.475 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Correlation between Cuban Kerosene Consumption and CIA Hotline Searches: A Curious Connection
The Journal of Irreverent Research
r=0.992 · 95% conf. int. [0.978,0.997] · r2=0.984 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mystery of the Meme: Mutual Links Between ‘not sure if’ Popularity and UFO Sightings in Alaska
The Journal of Internet Memetics and Extraterrestrial Studies
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.777,0.972] · r2=0.844 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shh, Let's Dewey This Quietly: The Correlation Between Library Science Degrees and Google Searches for 'How to Hide a Body'
The Journal of Naughty Librarianship
r=0.794 · 95% conf. int. [0.329,0.949] · r2=0.630 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Rock 'n' Roll and Political Trolls: A Correlational Analysis of xkcd Comics and Rock N Roll Hall of Fame Inductee Count
The Journal of Pop Culture and Musical Trends
r=0.763 · 95% conf. int. [0.125,0.954] · r2=0.582 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Link Between Liberal Arts Lovers and xkcd Philosophical Wits: A Statistical Rhyme
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Humor Studies
r=0.932 · 95% conf. int. [0.730,0.984] · r2=0.868 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unveiling Unidentified UFOs: Unraveling Unusual Upshot on Uppermost Uplift
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Enigmas
r=0.925 · 95% conf. int. [0.859,0.961] · r2=0.856 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales
Journal of Experimental Psychonomics
r=0.904 · 95% conf. int. [0.635,0.977] · r2=0.816 · p < 0.01
Generated Feb 2024 · View data details

AI-llusions of Grandeur: Examining the Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Artificial Intelligence and Customer Satisfaction with Rite Aid
The Journal of Comedic Artificial Intelligence Studies
r=0.732 · 95% conf. int. [0.330,0.910] · r2=0.536 · p < 0.01
Generated Feb 2024 · View data details

Riding the Wave: The Physics of Elevating Profits in California
Journal of Coastal Business Dynamics
r=0.910 · 95% conf. int. [0.501,0.987] · r2=0.829 · p < 0.01
Generated Feb 2024 · View data details

The Literary Link: A Tale of Two Searches in the Digital Age
Journal of Digital Humanities and Literary Studies
r=0.979 · 95% conf. int. [0.910,0.995] · r2=0.958 · p < 0.01
Generated Feb 2024 · View data details

Marginal Margarine: Mapping the Mysterious Magnetism Between Margarine Consumption and the Magnitude of Bellhops in Pennsylvania
The Journal of Culinary Quirkiness
r=0.964 · 95% conf. int. [0.768,0.995] · r2=0.929 · p < 0.01
Generated Feb 2024 · View data details

Hot Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between Geothermal Power in New Zealand and the Surging Population of Internet Users
Journal of Geo-Web Dynamics and Earth-Electronic Interactions
r=0.980 · 95% conf. int. [0.953,0.991] · r2=0.960 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Yogurt Actuary: Probing the Curdious Connection Between Yogurt Consumption and the Number of Actuaries in New York
The Journal of Culinary Calculations
r=0.915 · 95% conf. int. [0.789,0.967] · r2=0.837 · p < 0.01
Generated Feb 2024 · View data details

Cotton-Eyed SEO: Investigating the Link Between GMO Cotton in Tennessee and Gangnam Style Google Searches
The Journal of Agricultural Internet Trends
r=0.983 · 95% conf. int. [0.935,0.996] · r2=0.967 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cutting to the Chase: The Cutting-Edge Correlation Between 'How to Cut Own Hair' Google Searches and Chicago Cubs' Runs Scored
International Journal of Quirky Data Analysis
r=-0.826 · 95% conf. int. [-0.929,-0.605] · r2=0.683 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Uranus and Back: Exploring the Orbital Distance Effect on Procurement Clerk Populations in Minnesota
The Journal of Cosmic Procurement Science
r=0.976 · 95% conf. int. [0.939,0.991] · r2=0.953 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Clickbait-y Connection: Tom Scott's Tantalizing Titles and the Surprisingly Strong Search for 'Shrek'
The Journal of Internet Linguistics and Popular Culture
r=0.920 · 95% conf. int. [0.772,0.974] · r2=0.847 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Numberphile YouTube Titles and Midwestern Firefighter Fights: A Statistical Study
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Studies
r=0.980 · 95% conf. int. [0.928,0.995] · r2=0.960 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Guardians of Length: A Witty Exploration of the Correlation Between Security Guards in South Dakota and Average Duration of Technology Connections YouTube Videos
The Journal of Irreverent Scientific Studies
r=0.995 · 95% conf. int. [0.973,0.999] · r2=0.991 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Google Queries and Wiki Edits: From Texas Secession to BCG Reflection
The Journal of Digital Information Studies
r=0.836 · 95% conf. int. [0.594,0.939] · r2=0.699 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Meat-ing the Market: A Correlational Analysis of US Household Spending on Animal Proteins and Accenture's Stock Price
The Journal of Gastronomics and Finance
r=0.961 · 95% conf. int. [0.905,0.984] · r2=0.924 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Political Puns and Powerful Placement: Exploring the Correlation between xkcd Comics and Men's Volleyball in the FIVB World League
Journal of Humor Studies
r=0.907 · 95% conf. int. [0.485,0.986] · r2=0.822 · p < 0.01
Generated Feb 2024 · View data details

Statistically Distracted: The Perplexing Correlation Between the 'Distracted Boyfriend' Meme Popularity and the Number of Statisticians in New Jersey
The Journal of Meme Metrics and Statistical Anomalies
r=0.963 · 95% conf. int. [0.898,0.987] · r2=0.927 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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