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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Air Bags and Cat Memes: A Purr-spective on Google Search Trends and Automotive Recalls
The Journal of Feline Technology and Automotive Research
r=0.939 · 95% conf. int. [0.846,0.977] · r2=0.882 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Name Game: Investigating the Correlation Between Popularity of the Name Killian and Automotive Recalls for Air Bag Issues
The Journal of Automotive Sociology
r=0.969 · 95% conf. int. [0.938,0.985] · r2=0.939 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Seeds of Connection: Unveiling the Soybean-GMO-Petroleum Puzzle Across Continents
The Journal of Agricultural Innovation and Sustainability
r=0.927 · 95% conf. int. [0.829,0.970] · r2=0.859 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stalk Talk: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMOs in Illinois and Fossil Fuel Fun in Cuba
The Journal of Agricultural Anecdotes
r=0.975 · 95% conf. int. [0.939,0.990] · r2=0.950 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Tristen's Popularity and Children's Wheezing Rarity: An Unearthly Link?
The Journal of Supernatural Epidemiology
r=0.885 · 95% conf. int. [0.745,0.951] · r2=0.784 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Soy Much Energy: Exploring the Soybean GMO-Russia Geothermal Connection
Journal of Agro-Scientific Conspiracies
r=0.953 · 95% conf. int. [0.888,0.980] · r2=0.908 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMOs in Soy - Making People Say 'I Can't Even' Today
The Journal of Agricultural Absurdity
r=0.921 · 95% conf. int. [0.802,0.970] · r2=0.848 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Maze Craze: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMOs in Illinois and Organic Sales in the United States
The Journal of Agri-Quirky Studies
r=0.970 · 95% conf. int. [0.899,0.991] · r2=0.940 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Out of This World: Examining the Interplanetary Connection between Uranus-Earth Distance and Asthma Prevalence in American Children
Journal of AstroPhysioMedicine
r=0.932 · 95% conf. int. [0.818,0.976] · r2=0.869 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Step Lively: The Soleful Economics of Mainers and Zambian Gas
Journal of Cross-Cultural Podiatric Economics
r=0.852 · 95% conf. int. [0.630,0.946] · r2=0.727 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

An Eccentric Orbit: How the Distance Between Jupiter and Venus Impacts Super Bowl Defeats
The Journal of Celestial Sports Science
r=0.338 · 95% conf. int. [0.060,0.568] · r2=0.115 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Degree of Success: Engineering a Path to the Top in the Virgin Islands
Journal of Caribbean Engineering and Technology
r=0.908 · 95% conf. int. [0.649,0.978] · r2=0.824 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Marilyn's Magnetism: A Statistical Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name Marilyn and the Number of Insulation Workers in Indiana
Journal of Quirky Quantitative Analysis
r=0.735 · 95% conf. int. [0.421,0.892] · r2=0.540 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Trendy Tiredness: Tracking the Ties between Logisticians in Alabama and Google Searches for 'I Am Tired'
Journal of Logistics and Sleep Research
r=0.928 · 95% conf. int. [0.819,0.972] · r2=0.861 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Drawing Poo-ralysis: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Artificial Intelligence and Dried Manure Fertilizer Use in the United States
The International Journal of Comedic Agricultural Studies
r=0.729 · 95% conf. int. [0.126,0.939] · r2=0.532 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Silly Siennas and Sound Specialists: The Surprising Link between Sienna's Popularity and Audiologists in Tennessee
The Journal of Colorful Connections
r=0.786 · 95% conf. int. [0.516,0.914] · r2=0.618 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Un-Cotton-named Popularity: Exploring the Malachi-Mon GMO Correlation in North Carolina
The Journal of Agricultural Anomalies
r=0.923 · 95% conf. int. [0.825,0.967] · r2=0.852 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Art of Financial Peaks: Exploring the Correlation Between Art Directors in Arkansas and the Yearly Peak of the NYSE Composite Index
The Journal of Quirky Economics and Artistic Influences
r=0.859 · 95% conf. int. [0.498,0.966] · r2=0.737 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stalk and Shoot: The Kernel of Connection Between GMO Corn and Gaming Searches
The Journal of Genetically Modified Organisms and Digital Engagement
r=0.853 · 95% conf. int. [0.659,0.940] · r2=0.727 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Inspecting the Fuelish: Exploring the Relationship Between Transportation Inspectors in Delaware and Jet Fuel Consumption in Brazil
The Journal of Transcontinental Transportation Studies
r=0.828 · 95% conf. int. [0.564,0.938] · r2=0.686 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pipelayers in the Prairie: Probing the Peculiar Parallelism between Pipelayers in North Dakota and British American Tobacco p.l.c.'s Stock Price
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Pipelines and Peculiar Parallels
r=0.849 · 95% conf. int. [0.651,0.939] · r2=0.721 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Croppin' Goals: Exploring the Correlation Between Agricultural Sciences Teachers in Lousiana and Craig Bellamy's Club Football Performance
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Crop Science and Sports Performance
r=0.783 · 95% conf. int. [0.175,0.959] · r2=0.613 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Xkcd Factor: The Correlation Between College Sociology Teachers in Tennessee and xkcd Comics on Hobbies
Journal of Sociological Humor
r=0.700 · 95% conf. int. [0.292,0.892] · r2=0.489 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Too Much Fuel for Thought: The Surprising Link Between Psychiatric Aides in Minnesota and Jet Fuel Consumption in Romania
The Journal of Quirky Connections in Psychiatric and Environmental Studies
r=0.889 · 95% conf. int. [0.703,0.961] · r2=0.790 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shuttered Security: A Snapshot of the Relationship Between Burglaries and Photographers in the Bluegrass State
The Journal of Criminology and Creative Capture
r=0.951 · 95% conf. int. [0.877,0.981] · r2=0.904 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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