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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in soybeans and the second variable is Google searches for 'i cant even'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The GMO soybeans were so efficient at growing that they began to outpace the mental capacity of internet users, leading to an epidemic of cognitive overload and an inability to even. It's like they say, too much soy makes the brain go oi-vey!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a field of soybean plants with exaggerated expressions and emotions. The soybean plants should be depicted with comically exaggerated faces to convey a sense of overwhelming "soy" emotion. In the background, include a giant Google search bar with the words "i cant even" being typed into it. The focus of the image should be on the humorous interactions between the plants and the search bar, reflecting the current trend of people searching for their feelings of overwhelming disbelief. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'i cant even'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a funny image macro Cybernetic art Low poly Steampunk A scene from Skyrim
ChatGPT: a funny image macro

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'i cant even', in the following situation: The GMO soybeans are expressing too much "soy" emotion, leading people to relate and search for their feelings of overwhelming disbelief. GMO soybeans are now giving both 'soy milk' and 'soy feelings'.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A field of soybean plants can be seen, with oversized speech bubbles coming from the plants. In one bubble, the word "soy" is repeated several times, indicating the overwhelming expression of "soy" emotion. In the background, a giant Google search bar is visible, with the words "i cant even" being typed into it, representing the current trend of people searching for their feelings of overwhelming disbelief.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a funny image macro ] and depicting this scene: A field of soybean plants can be seen, with oversized speech bubbles coming from the plants. In one bubble, the word "soy" is repeated several times, indicating the overwhelming expression of "soy" emotion. In the background, a giant Google search bar is visible, with the words "i cant even" being typed into it, representing the current trend of people searching for their feelings of overwhelming disbelief. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a field of soybean plants with exaggerated expressions and emotions. The soybean plants should be depicted with comically exaggerated faces to convey a sense of overwhelming "soy" emotion. In the background, include a giant Google search bar with the words "i cant even" being typed into it. The focus of the image should be on the humorous interactions between the plants and the search bar, reflecting the current trend of people searching for their feelings of overwhelming disbelief.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in GMO use in soybeans caused i cant even (Google searches for 'i cant even') to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
I Can't Even Believe It! The GMO-iety of Soybeans: A Study on the Relationship between GMO Use in Soybeans and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'

The Journal of Genetically Modified Organism Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from USDA and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9208477 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"I Can't Even Believe It! The GMO-iety of Soybeans: A Study on the Relationship between GMO Use in Soybeans and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious correlation between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. Utilizing USDA data on soybean cultivation and Google Trends data for search queries, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9208477 with a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between GMO soybeans and the popular exasperated expression 'I Can't Even'.

Dad joke alert: Some might say this correlation is soy-ntifically proven! Our research illuminates an unexpected link between agricultural practices and internet search behavior, prompting a chuckle-inducing exploration of the crossroads between biotechnology and Generation Z's digital discourse.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"I Can't Even Believe It! The GMO-iety of Soybeans: A Study on the Relationship between GMO Use in Soybeans and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious correlation between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. Utilizing USDA data on soybean cultivation and Google Trends data for search queries, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9208477 with a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between GMO soybeans and the popular exasperated expression 'I Can't Even'.

Dad joke alert: Some might say this correlation is soy-ntifically proven! Our research illuminates an unexpected link between agricultural practices and internet search behavior, prompting a chuckle-inducing exploration of the crossroads between biotechnology and Generation Z's digital discourse.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intersection of agriculture and digital culture has become increasingly intriguing in the era of internet memes and viral content. Our study delves into this unusual juncture by examining the relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the colloquial expression 'I Can't Even.'

Agricultural practices have continuously evolved to meet the demands of an ever-growing population, and the adoption of GMO soybeans has been a major component of this evolution. If you ask me, I'd say it's a-maize-ing how far agricultural science has come!

In recent years, the phrase 'I Can't Even' has permeated online discourse, becoming a staple of exasperation and incredulity in the lexicon of digital communication. This peculiar blend of soybeans and search queries piqued our curiosity, prompting an investigation into the potential connection between the two seemingly disparate phenomena.

Dad joke alert: As we delved into the world of soybeans and internet searches, we were determined to avoid any corny conclusions. Instead, we set out to sow the seeds of knowledge and reap a harvest of insights that may soy-prize even the most seasoned researchers.

This paper aims to shed light on the fascinating correlation we uncovered. As researchers, we were ready to tackle this challenge with gusto – or should I say, soy-stematically?

Stay tuned to discover our findings and perhaps to share a chuckle or two as we navigate the soybean fields and internet highways in pursuit of knowledge and hilarity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"I Can't Even Believe It! The GMO-iety of Soybeans: A Study on the Relationship between GMO Use in Soybeans and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious correlation between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. Utilizing USDA data on soybean cultivation and Google Trends data for search queries, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9208477 with a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between GMO soybeans and the popular exasperated expression 'I Can't Even'.

Dad joke alert: Some might say this correlation is soy-ntifically proven! Our research illuminates an unexpected link between agricultural practices and internet search behavior, prompting a chuckle-inducing exploration of the crossroads between biotechnology and Generation Z's digital discourse.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of agriculture and digital culture has become increasingly intriguing in the era of internet memes and viral content. Our study delves into this unusual juncture by examining the relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the colloquial expression 'I Can't Even.'
Agricultural practices have continuously evolved to meet the demands of an ever-growing population, and the adoption of GMO soybeans has been a major component of this evolution. If you ask me, I'd say it's a-maize-ing how far agricultural science has come!
In recent years, the phrase 'I Can't Even' has permeated online discourse, becoming a staple of exasperation and incredulity in the lexicon of digital communication. This peculiar blend of soybeans and search queries piqued our curiosity, prompting an investigation into the potential connection between the two seemingly disparate phenomena.
Dad joke alert: As we delved into the world of soybeans and internet searches, we were determined to avoid any corny conclusions. Instead, we set out to sow the seeds of knowledge and reap a harvest of insights that may soy-prize even the most seasoned researchers.
This paper aims to shed light on the fascinating correlation we uncovered. As researchers, we were ready to tackle this challenge with gusto – or should I say, soy-stematically?
Stay tuned to discover our findings and perhaps to share a chuckle or two as we navigate the soybean fields and internet highways in pursuit of knowledge and hilarity.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Several studies have attempted to unravel the mystery behind the correlation between GMO use in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for 'I Can't Even.' Smith et al. (2015) explored the impact of GMO adoption on soybean production, while Doe et al. (2018) investigated the psychological phenomenon of online expression and its prevalence in digital communication. However, none of these studies have directly addressed the intriguing connection between these seemingly incongruous domains.

In "Meme Culture and Millennial Behavior," the authors discuss the rise of internet memes and their impact on contemporary language and expression, shedding light on the evolution of digital communication. Meanwhile, Jones and Smith (2017) examine the influence of biotechnological advancements on agricultural practices in "GMOs: A Comprehensive Guide," offering a comprehensive overview of GMO use in various crops, including soybeans.

On a lighter note, in a parallel universe where soybeans and digital culture collide, "The Soy Saga" by Bean Enthusiast explores the soybean's journey through the digital realm in an epic tale of memes and modified genetics. Similarly, "I Can't Even: A Soybean Story" by Fictional Author delves into the existential crises of soybeans caught in the tumultuous world of internet memes.

Drawing inspiration from outside the traditional academic sphere, we turn our attention to the animated world of "Soybean Adventures" and "I Can't Even: The Animated Series." These cartoon portrayals offer a whimsical, albeit fictional, lens through which to consider the intriguing juxtaposition of GMO soybeans and digital frustration.

The literature review reveals the absence of direct empirical investigations into the relationship between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'I Can't Even.' Therefore, our study fills this gap by providing a soy-lective analysis that intertwines agricultural and digital ecosystems in an unprecedented manner. As we navigate through this unconventional intersection, let us embark on a quest for knowledge intertwined with humor – a voyage that may yield unconventional pearls of soy-wisdom.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"I Can't Even Believe It! The GMO-iety of Soybeans: A Study on the Relationship between GMO Use in Soybeans and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious correlation between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. Utilizing USDA data on soybean cultivation and Google Trends data for search queries, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9208477 with a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between GMO soybeans and the popular exasperated expression 'I Can't Even'.

Dad joke alert: Some might say this correlation is soy-ntifically proven! Our research illuminates an unexpected link between agricultural practices and internet search behavior, prompting a chuckle-inducing exploration of the crossroads between biotechnology and Generation Z's digital discourse.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of agriculture and digital culture has become increasingly intriguing in the era of internet memes and viral content. Our study delves into this unusual juncture by examining the relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the colloquial expression 'I Can't Even.'
Agricultural practices have continuously evolved to meet the demands of an ever-growing population, and the adoption of GMO soybeans has been a major component of this evolution. If you ask me, I'd say it's a-maize-ing how far agricultural science has come!
In recent years, the phrase 'I Can't Even' has permeated online discourse, becoming a staple of exasperation and incredulity in the lexicon of digital communication. This peculiar blend of soybeans and search queries piqued our curiosity, prompting an investigation into the potential connection between the two seemingly disparate phenomena.
Dad joke alert: As we delved into the world of soybeans and internet searches, we were determined to avoid any corny conclusions. Instead, we set out to sow the seeds of knowledge and reap a harvest of insights that may soy-prize even the most seasoned researchers.
This paper aims to shed light on the fascinating correlation we uncovered. As researchers, we were ready to tackle this challenge with gusto – or should I say, soy-stematically?
Stay tuned to discover our findings and perhaps to share a chuckle or two as we navigate the soybean fields and internet highways in pursuit of knowledge and hilarity.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To establish a comprehensive understanding of the potential connection between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'I Can't Even', a multi-faceted research methodology was employed. Our primary data sources included USDA records on soybean cultivation and Google Trends data documenting search trends from 2004 to 2022. These datasets were analyzed to scrutinize the temporal relationship between GMO soybean adoption and the frequency of 'I Can't Even' queries, utilizing a combination of statistical and computational techniques.

Dad joke alert: We aimed to make this study as a-peeling as possible, ensuring that our research was as nourishing to the mind as soybeans are to the body.

First, we conducted a comprehensive review of relevant literature to identify existing studies that might shed light on the intersection of GMO agriculture and internet culture. We found that most of the literature in this area was as scarce as a wheat field in a desert. Nonetheless, this literature review provided essential context for our own investigation and informed our approach to data analysis.

Next, we utilized USDA databases to obtain detailed information on GMO soybean cultivation, including the acreage of GMO soybeans planted, adoption rates, and regional distribution. This involved combing through more data than a soybean harvester during harvest season, but we were determined to leave no soybean unturned in our quest for information.

With these soybean statistics in hand, we turned to the digital realm and harnessed the power of Google Trends to extract data on the frequency of searches for 'I Can't Even'. This process involved delving into the intricacies of search query analytics, navigating through digital haystacks to find the proverbial 'I Can't Even' needles. As the data poured in, we couldn't help but exclaim, "I Can't Even believe we're doing all this for a research paper!"

Once the data were compiled, we turned to statistical analysis to explore the relationship between GMO soybean cultivation and Google searches for 'I Can't Even'. We employed sophisticated regression models and time series analysis to discern any patterns or trends that might indicate a significant association between the two variables. Our statistical analysis was as rigorous as checking a field for weeds before planting the seeds – we wanted to ensure that our findings were as clean and reliable as a well-maintained soybean field.

Finally, we conducted a series of robustness checks and sensitivity analyses to corroborate our initial findings and assess the robustness of the observed correlation. This involved scrutinizing the data from every angle, leaving no stone unturned in our quest for soy-lid evidence of a meaningful relationship between GMO soybeans and exasperated internet expressions.

With our methodological approach sowed and harvested, we were poised to reap the fruits of our labor – and hopefully, a bushel of insightful and entertaining findings on the quirky connection between GMO soybeans and 'I Can't Even' Google searches.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9208477, r-squared of 0.8479605, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"I Can't Even Believe It! The GMO-iety of Soybeans: A Study on the Relationship between GMO Use in Soybeans and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious correlation between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. Utilizing USDA data on soybean cultivation and Google Trends data for search queries, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9208477 with a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between GMO soybeans and the popular exasperated expression 'I Can't Even'.

Dad joke alert: Some might say this correlation is soy-ntifically proven! Our research illuminates an unexpected link between agricultural practices and internet search behavior, prompting a chuckle-inducing exploration of the crossroads between biotechnology and Generation Z's digital discourse.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of agriculture and digital culture has become increasingly intriguing in the era of internet memes and viral content. Our study delves into this unusual juncture by examining the relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the colloquial expression 'I Can't Even.'
Agricultural practices have continuously evolved to meet the demands of an ever-growing population, and the adoption of GMO soybeans has been a major component of this evolution. If you ask me, I'd say it's a-maize-ing how far agricultural science has come!
In recent years, the phrase 'I Can't Even' has permeated online discourse, becoming a staple of exasperation and incredulity in the lexicon of digital communication. This peculiar blend of soybeans and search queries piqued our curiosity, prompting an investigation into the potential connection between the two seemingly disparate phenomena.
Dad joke alert: As we delved into the world of soybeans and internet searches, we were determined to avoid any corny conclusions. Instead, we set out to sow the seeds of knowledge and reap a harvest of insights that may soy-prize even the most seasoned researchers.
This paper aims to shed light on the fascinating correlation we uncovered. As researchers, we were ready to tackle this challenge with gusto – or should I say, soy-stematically?
Stay tuned to discover our findings and perhaps to share a chuckle or two as we navigate the soybean fields and internet highways in pursuit of knowledge and hilarity.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the relationship between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'I Can't Even' yielded some intriguing findings. Over the time period from 2004 to 2022, we discovered a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9208477, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. It seems that the soybean's GMO-iety may indeed be intertwined with the exasperation of internet users, lending a whole new meaning to the term "soy-sarcasm."

The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8479605 suggested that approximately 85% of the variance in Google searches for 'I Can't Even' can be explained by the use of GMO soybeans. This statistical relationship is certainly nothing to shrug at – it's soy-riously significant!

In addition to the high correlation coefficient, the p-value of less than 0.01 further strengthened the evidence for our findings. This indicates a high level of confidence in the association we observed, leaving little room for doubt in the statistical maize of our study.

Figure 1 displays the scatterplot representing the strong positive correlation between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'I Can't Even'. The data points form a clear pattern, illuminating the synchronous rise of GMO soybean cultivation and exasperated internet expressions. This striking visual representation of the data firmly reinforces the numerical evidence we have presented.

Dad joke alert: This correlation is so strong, it's almost unbeleafable! Our findings suggest that the GMO-iety of soybeans may very well play a role in shaping digital discourse and online expressions of exasperation, adding a touch of agricultural flair to the ever-evolving landscape of internet culture.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"I Can't Even Believe It! The GMO-iety of Soybeans: A Study on the Relationship between GMO Use in Soybeans and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious correlation between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. Utilizing USDA data on soybean cultivation and Google Trends data for search queries, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9208477 with a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between GMO soybeans and the popular exasperated expression 'I Can't Even'.

Dad joke alert: Some might say this correlation is soy-ntifically proven! Our research illuminates an unexpected link between agricultural practices and internet search behavior, prompting a chuckle-inducing exploration of the crossroads between biotechnology and Generation Z's digital discourse.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Several studies have attempted to unravel the mystery behind the correlation between GMO use in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for 'I Can't Even.' Smith et al. (2015) explored the impact of GMO adoption on soybean production, while Doe et al. (2018) investigated the psychological phenomenon of online expression and its prevalence in digital communication. However, none of these studies have directly addressed the intriguing connection between these seemingly incongruous domains.
In "Meme Culture and Millennial Behavior," the authors discuss the rise of internet memes and their impact on contemporary language and expression, shedding light on the evolution of digital communication. Meanwhile, Jones and Smith (2017) examine the influence of biotechnological advancements on agricultural practices in "GMOs: A Comprehensive Guide," offering a comprehensive overview of GMO use in various crops, including soybeans.
On a lighter note, in a parallel universe where soybeans and digital culture collide, "The Soy Saga" by Bean Enthusiast explores the soybean's journey through the digital realm in an epic tale of memes and modified genetics. Similarly, "I Can't Even: A Soybean Story" by Fictional Author delves into the existential crises of soybeans caught in the tumultuous world of internet memes.
Drawing inspiration from outside the traditional academic sphere, we turn our attention to the animated world of "Soybean Adventures" and "I Can't Even: The Animated Series." These cartoon portrayals offer a whimsical, albeit fictional, lens through which to consider the intriguing juxtaposition of GMO soybeans and digital frustration.
The literature review reveals the absence of direct empirical investigations into the relationship between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'I Can't Even.' Therefore, our study fills this gap by providing a soy-lective analysis that intertwines agricultural and digital ecosystems in an unprecedented manner. As we navigate through this unconventional intersection, let us embark on a quest for knowledge intertwined with humor – a voyage that may yield unconventional pearls of soy-wisdom.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the relationship between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'I Can't Even' yielded some intriguing findings. Over the time period from 2004 to 2022, we discovered a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9208477, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. It seems that the soybean's GMO-iety may indeed be intertwined with the exasperation of internet users, lending a whole new meaning to the term "soy-sarcasm."
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8479605 suggested that approximately 85% of the variance in Google searches for 'I Can't Even' can be explained by the use of GMO soybeans. This statistical relationship is certainly nothing to shrug at – it's soy-riously significant!
In addition to the high correlation coefficient, the p-value of less than 0.01 further strengthened the evidence for our findings. This indicates a high level of confidence in the association we observed, leaving little room for doubt in the statistical maize of our study.
Figure 1 displays the scatterplot representing the strong positive correlation between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'I Can't Even'. The data points form a clear pattern, illuminating the synchronous rise of GMO soybean cultivation and exasperated internet expressions. This striking visual representation of the data firmly reinforces the numerical evidence we have presented.
Dad joke alert: This correlation is so strong, it's almost unbeleafable! Our findings suggest that the GMO-iety of soybeans may very well play a role in shaping digital discourse and online expressions of exasperation, adding a touch of agricultural flair to the ever-evolving landscape of internet culture.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study corroborate the prior research that indicated a correlation between GMO use in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for 'I Can't Even.' Smith et al. (2015) and Doe et al. (2018) indirectly laid the foundation for our investigation, and our findings lend further support to the notion that there is indeed a noteworthy relationship between these seemingly disparate domains. While some might find it hard to swallow, it appears that genetically modified soybeans and digital exasperation are entwined in a manner that is statistically significant.

Our study's robust correlation coefficient of 0.9208477 aligns with the previous literature that has hinted at this perplexing association. The soy-ntifically proven link between GMO soybeans and 'I Can't Even' searches is not just a whimsical notion—it’s statistically valid. With a coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8479605, we have gained insight into the variability of internet users' digital despair, which is significantly influenced by the prevalence of GMO soybeans in cultivation.

Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides further support for the statistical significance of our findings. It seems that the relationship between genetically modified soybeans and expressions of exasperation on the internet is not just a fluke—it's soy-riously notable! Our study has added a soy-ful amount of evidence to the notion that the GMO-iety of soybeans plays a role in shaping the landscape of digital communication.

Our scatterplot, as displayed in Figure 1, visually encapsulates the synchronous rise of GMO soybean cultivation and exasperated internet expressions. It augments the numerical evidence with a compelling visual representation, emphasizing the synchrony between the rise in GMO soybean usage and the exasperation expressed online. It’s not just a coincidence—our data clearly illustrates the undeniable linkage between biotechnology and digital discourse.

This study, with all its soyful humor, has unveiled a surprising association between agricultural practices and digital expression. With the statistical evidence sprouting in favor of a connection, it's no longer a mere jest to consider the impact of soy-nd genetic modification on digital culture. As we’ve peeled back the layers of humor and soy-ntific inquiry, our findings reveal a soy-ful connection that transcends traditional disciplinary boundaries and showcases the intricate interplay between seemingly unrelated phenomena.

And with that, we raise a toast to soybeans and internet searches, for they have taught us an invaluable lesson: when it comes to uncovering unexpected connections, we must soy more and speculate less!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"I Can't Even Believe It! The GMO-iety of Soybeans: A Study on the Relationship between GMO Use in Soybeans and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious correlation between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. Utilizing USDA data on soybean cultivation and Google Trends data for search queries, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9208477 with a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between GMO soybeans and the popular exasperated expression 'I Can't Even'.

Dad joke alert: Some might say this correlation is soy-ntifically proven! Our research illuminates an unexpected link between agricultural practices and internet search behavior, prompting a chuckle-inducing exploration of the crossroads between biotechnology and Generation Z's digital discourse.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of agriculture and digital culture has become increasingly intriguing in the era of internet memes and viral content. Our study delves into this unusual juncture by examining the relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the colloquial expression 'I Can't Even.'
Agricultural practices have continuously evolved to meet the demands of an ever-growing population, and the adoption of GMO soybeans has been a major component of this evolution. If you ask me, I'd say it's a-maize-ing how far agricultural science has come!
In recent years, the phrase 'I Can't Even' has permeated online discourse, becoming a staple of exasperation and incredulity in the lexicon of digital communication. This peculiar blend of soybeans and search queries piqued our curiosity, prompting an investigation into the potential connection between the two seemingly disparate phenomena.
Dad joke alert: As we delved into the world of soybeans and internet searches, we were determined to avoid any corny conclusions. Instead, we set out to sow the seeds of knowledge and reap a harvest of insights that may soy-prize even the most seasoned researchers.
This paper aims to shed light on the fascinating correlation we uncovered. As researchers, we were ready to tackle this challenge with gusto – or should I say, soy-stematically?
Stay tuned to discover our findings and perhaps to share a chuckle or two as we navigate the soybean fields and internet highways in pursuit of knowledge and hilarity.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the relationship between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'I Can't Even' yielded some intriguing findings. Over the time period from 2004 to 2022, we discovered a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9208477, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. It seems that the soybean's GMO-iety may indeed be intertwined with the exasperation of internet users, lending a whole new meaning to the term "soy-sarcasm."
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8479605 suggested that approximately 85% of the variance in Google searches for 'I Can't Even' can be explained by the use of GMO soybeans. This statistical relationship is certainly nothing to shrug at – it's soy-riously significant!
In addition to the high correlation coefficient, the p-value of less than 0.01 further strengthened the evidence for our findings. This indicates a high level of confidence in the association we observed, leaving little room for doubt in the statistical maize of our study.
Figure 1 displays the scatterplot representing the strong positive correlation between GMO use in soybeans and Google searches for 'I Can't Even'. The data points form a clear pattern, illuminating the synchronous rise of GMO soybean cultivation and exasperated internet expressions. This striking visual representation of the data firmly reinforces the numerical evidence we have presented.
Dad joke alert: This correlation is so strong, it's almost unbeleafable! Our findings suggest that the GMO-iety of soybeans may very well play a role in shaping digital discourse and online expressions of exasperation, adding a touch of agricultural flair to the ever-evolving landscape of internet culture.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study unearthed a compelling correlation between the utilization of GMO soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for 'I Can't Even'. The robust correlation coefficient and significant p-value emphasize the strength of this association, revealing a surprising link between agricultural biotechnology and digital expressions of exasperation. It's safe to say, the soybeans are spilling the GMO-tea on internet behavior, and we can't help but marvel at this soy-prising discovery!

Dad joke alert: This correlation is the cream of the crop, or should I say, the soy of the field? It's clear that the GMO-iety of soybeans may have a bean-dacious impact on online exasperation.

Our findings suggest new avenues for exploring the intersection of agricultural practices and internet culture, prompting further inquiry into the influence of agricultural products on digital discourse. Who knew that soybeans could sow the seeds of such bemusement in the online sphere? It's a-maize-ing where research can take us!

In light of these compelling results, we assert that no more research is needed in this area. We've gleaned valuable insights and a few chuckles along the way, and now it's time to let these findings flourish in the field of agricultural and digital research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited I Can't Even Believe It! The GMO-iety of Soybeans: A Study on the Relationship between GMO Use in Soybeans and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Genetically Modified Organism Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited I Can't Even Believe It! The GMO-iety of Soybeans: A Study on the Relationship between GMO Use in Soybeans and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Genetically Modified Organism Socio-Cultural Impacts and Trends (GMO-SCIT)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled I Can't Even Believe It! The GMO-iety of Soybeans: A Study on the Relationship between GMO Use in Soybeans and Google Searches for 'I Can't Even' with an abstract of In this study, we investigate the curious correlation between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in soybeans and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. Utilizing USDA data on soybean cultivation and Google Trends data for search queries, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9208477 with a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between GMO soybeans and the popular exasperated expression 'I Can't Even'.
Dad joke alert: Some might say this correlation is soy-ntifically proven! Our research illuminates an unexpected link between agricultural practices and internet search behavior, prompting a chuckle-inducing exploration of the crossroads between biotechnology and Generation Z's digital discourse.

ChatGPT:

GMO soybeans, GMO use in soybeans, relationship between GMO and Google searches, GMO soybeans and internet searches, correlation between GMO soybeans and 'I Can't Even', GMO soybeans and Generation Z discourse, soybean cultivation data, Google Trends data, USDA soybean cultivation data, internet search behavior, Generation Z, biotechnology, digital discourse, GMO soybean correlation, GMO soybeans and popular expressions.

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

GMO use in soybeans
Detailed data title: Percent of soybeans planted in the United States that are genetically modified
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in soybeans

Google searches for 'i cant even'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'i cant even' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'i cant even'

Correlation r = 0.9208477 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8479605 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'i cant even') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in soybeans) over the 19 years from 2004 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.3E-8. 0.0000000228432675745674660000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 2.3E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 43,776,574 random variables You don't actually need 43 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.8, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
GMO use in soybeans (GMO soybeans %)85878991929193949393949494949494949595
Google searches for 'i cant even' (Rel. search volume)11.83332433.58333234.7537.560.2563.333354.333363.2570.833374.7571.166772.41676355.916764.08336572.0833




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([85,87,89,91,92,91,93,94,93,93,94,94,94,94,94,94,94,95,95,])
array_2 = np.array([11.8333,24,33.5833,32,34.75,37.5,60.25,63.3333,54.3333,63.25,70.8333,74.75,71.1667,72.4167,63,55.9167,64.0833,65,72.0833,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in soybeans"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'i cant even'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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