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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Kerosene Scenes and YouTube Dreams: A Statistical Analysis of Their Correlation
Journal of Internet Culture and Trends
r=0.935 · 95% conf. int. [0.762,0.983] · r2=0.874 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

I am Once Again Bailiffied: Exploring the Correlation between Meme Popularity and Law Enforcement Trends in Kansas
The Journal of Memes and Law Enforcement Dynamics
r=0.937 · 95% conf. int. [0.831,0.977] · r2=0.878 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Jackpot Politics: The Slot Machine Effect on Democratic Votes in Florida
The Journal of Political Psychology and Behavioral Economics
r=0.891 · 95% conf. int. [0.596,0.974] · r2=0.794 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Do(nut) Democrats: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Senatorial Votes in Tennessee and Krispy Kreme Doughnut Store Density
The Journal of Culinary Quantitative Analysis
r=0.956 · 95% conf. int. [0.647,0.995] · r2=0.915 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Republican Votes in Alaska and Roadway Wrecks: A Revelatory Relationship
The Journal of Political Analysis and Unintended Consequences
r=0.886 · 95% conf. int. [0.484,0.979] · r2=0.786 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Laughing All the Way to the Ballot Box: An Analysis of Republican Votes in Georgia and Stand-up Maths YouTube Comments
Journal of Political Humor and Mathematical Musings
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.192,0.999] · r2=0.948 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Meme-taphysical Connections: Exploring the Relationship Between the 'y u no' Meme Popularity and the Number of University Philosophy and Religion Teachers in Georgia
The Journal of Internet Culture and Society
r=0.928 · 95% conf. int. [0.809,0.974] · r2=0.862 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Blue Wave Votes and Hogged Hotdogs: A Rhyme-tastic Study of Democrat Presidential Candidate Votes in Virginia and Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champions
Journal of Culinary and Political Rhymes
r=0.934 · 95% conf. int. [0.758,0.983] · r2=0.872 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pluto-nium and Beyond: Exploring the Interstellar Connection Between Celestial Distance and YouTube Titles
The Journal of Cosmic Connections
r=0.805 · 95% conf. int. [0.429,0.943] · r2=0.648 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Perplexing Pluto Predicament: Probing the Peculiar Paradox of Numberphile's YouTube Titles and Public Perception
The International Journal of Interstellar Logic and Quirky Mathematics
r=0.808 · 95% conf. int. [0.464,0.941] · r2=0.654 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Cotton to Bottin’: The Connection Between GMO Use and Votes for the Democrat Presidential Candidate in Alaska
Journal of Genetic Politics
r=0.931 · 95% conf. int. [0.487,0.993] · r2=0.866 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mississippi Democrat Votes and 'Hard Pills' Meme: A Rhyme Time Crime?
Journal of Political Memetics
r=0.994 · 95% conf. int. [0.942,0.999] · r2=0.988 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breath of Fresh Jarrett: Exploring the Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Atlanta
Journal of Quirky Research
r=0.810 · 95% conf. int. [0.674,0.893] · r2=0.657 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The 'Hallie' Effect: Exploring the Correlation between Name Popularity and Social Media Influence
The Journal of Social Nameology
r=0.989 · 95% conf. int. [0.956,0.997] · r2=0.978 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Mathematica of Love: Exploring the Relationship Between Vihart YouTube Video Titles and Marriage Rates in New Hampshire
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Studies
r=0.823 · 95% conf. int. [0.498,0.945] · r2=0.678 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Navigating the High Seas of Humor: An Unlikely Link Between the Popularity of the 'Trollface' Meme and Global Shipwrecks
The International Journal of Memetics and Maritime Mishaps
r=0.961 · 95% conf. int. [0.819,0.992] · r2=0.923 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Meme-ing of Takeout: An Analysis of the 'i am once again' Meme's Influence on Takeout Near Me Google Searches
The International Journal of Internet Culture and Society
r=0.897 · 95% conf. int. [0.740,0.961] · r2=0.805 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Name Game: A Moshe-n the Length of Be Smart YouTube Videos
The Journal of Quirky Linguistics
r=0.956 · 95% conf. int. [0.820,0.990] · r2=0.914 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Reelin' in the Likes: The Houston Effect on Mark Rober YouTube Videos
The Journal of Internet Influence and Digital Trends
r=0.967 · 95% conf. int. [0.882,0.991] · r2=0.934 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spending Green: The Democratic Effect on Utah Household Product Purchases
Journal of Environmental Economics and Consumer Behavior
r=0.876 · 95% conf. int. [0.223,0.986] · r2=0.767 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Poppy Polls: The Correlation Between Afghanistan's Opium Production and Votes for the Democrat Presidential Candidate in New Mexico
Journal of Political Chemometrics
r=0.836 · 95% conf. int. [0.320,0.970] · r2=0.699 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Storm's Norm: A Rhyme-alicious Time with Political Clime in Louisiana
The Journal of Lyrical Sociology
r=0.889 · 95% conf. int. [0.643,0.969] · r2=0.790 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Rhode Island Senate Democrats and 'Never Gonna Give You Up' Meme's Ripple Effect: A Nick Rhyme-tastic Analysis
The Journal of Political Memeology
r=0.916 · 95% conf. int. [0.408,0.991] · r2=0.839 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kianna Clear: The Relationship Between the Popularity of the Name Kianna and Air Pollution in Harrison, Arkansas
Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies
r=0.903 · 95% conf. int. [0.819,0.949] · r2=0.816 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Meme-orable Affair: 'Overly Attached Girlfriend' Popularity Correlates with 'Gangnam Style' Searches
The Journal of Internet Culture and Media Studies
r=0.989 · 95% conf. int. [0.961,0.997] · r2=0.979 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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