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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

The Jena Factor: Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Jena and Air Pollution in Syracuse, New York
The International Journal of Quirky Research
r=0.876 · 95% conf. int. [0.781,0.931] · r2=0.767 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Skywalker Searches and Gadsden Air: A Study in Rhyme
The Journal of Linguistic Limericks
r=0.940 · 95% conf. int. [0.825,0.980] · r2=0.883 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Pollution in D.C. and Gasoline Pumped in France: A Fume-nomenal Connection
The Journal of Environmental Quirks
r=0.830 · 95% conf. int. [0.706,0.905] · r2=0.690 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Small Mischievous Twinkle: The Link Between Network Systems Administrators in Alabama and Itaú Unibanco Holding's Stock Price
The Journal of Irreverent Tech Economics
r=0.900 · 95% conf. int. [0.747,0.962] · r2=0.810 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Quench for Financial Success: A Thirsty Analysis of US Bottled Water Consumption and Kroger's Stock Price
The Journal of Thirstonomics
r=0.883 · 95% conf. int. [0.729,0.952] · r2=0.780 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Name Popularity and Stock Performance: Dario, I Shrunk the Stocks
Journal of Behavioral Finance and Economics
r=0.900 · 95% conf. int. [0.766,0.959] · r2=0.810 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air We Go Again: The Atmospheric Influence on Stock Prices - A Case Study of Vernal, Utah's Air Pollution and América Móvil's (AMX) Stock Price
The Journal of Environmental Economics and Stock Market Dynamics
r=0.795 · 95% conf. int. [0.562,0.911] · r2=0.632 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Thirsty Stock Market: An Aquatic Analysis of the Relationship Between US Bottled Water Consumption and Constellation Brands' Stock Price
The Journal of Financial Hydrodynamics
r=0.940 · 95% conf. int. [0.855,0.976] · r2=0.884 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Pollution and Podolski's Prolificity: A Goal-scoring Correlation
The Journal of Environmental Soccer Studies
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.625,0.981] · r2=0.830 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

When the Air Clears, the Bats Disappear: Exploring the Relationship between Air Pollution in Ukiah, California, and Runs Scored by the Losing Team in the World Series
The Journal of Ecological Anomalies
r=0.759 · 95% conf. int. [0.328,0.928] · r2=0.576 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Racing into Disaster: The Correlation Between Formula One World Drivers' Champion's Point Margin and Global Plane Crashes
Journal of Risky Behavior Research
r=0.631 · 95% conf. int. [0.423,0.776] · r2=0.399 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Correlation Coefficient Coop: A Feathered Connection Between Rainy Day Ruminations and Super Bowl Success
The Avian Analytics Quarterly
r=0.504 · 95% conf. int. [0.065,0.780] · r2=0.255 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Schooling the Stock Market: A Grade-A Analysis of the Relationship Between 12th Grade Public School Enrollment and Activision Blizzard's Stock Performance
Journal of Educational Econometrics
r=0.921 · 95% conf. int. [0.752,0.977] · r2=0.849 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Bizarre Butter Business: Blithely Binding Butter Consumption to Southern Copper's Stock Price
The Journal of Peculiar Economic Phenomena
r=0.833 · 95% conf. int. [0.618,0.932] · r2=0.694 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Paying Rents Affects Stock Vents: A Tale of US Household Spending and CTSH
Journal of Finance and Domestic Economics
r=0.981 · 95% conf. int. [0.953,0.993] · r2=0.963 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Biomass Bonanza: Exploring the Lignocellulosic Link to Exxon Mobil's Stock Price
The International Journal of Biorefinery Economics and Finance
r=0.833 · 95% conf. int. [0.618,0.932] · r2=0.693 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Alabama Administrators and Bradesco's BBD: An Unlikely Merger?
The Journal of Unlikely Mergers and Acquisitions
r=0.899 · 95% conf. int. [0.744,0.962] · r2=0.808 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Moving the Markets: A Transporting Tale of Bachelor's Degrees and Marvellous Stock Prices
The Journal of Financial Fables
r=0.960 · 95% conf. int. [0.834,0.991] · r2=0.921 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Venture in the Antarctic: The Capricious Correlation between Renewable Energy Generation and Global Piracy Migration
The Journal of Polar Energy and Maritime Dynamics
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.608,0.985] · r2=0.844 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Surge in Hydropower: Making Waves in US Postal Rates
The Journal of Aquatic Energy Economics
r=0.935 · 95% conf. int. [0.820,0.978] · r2=0.875 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Powering Up Crime: Can Hydopower in Togo Spark A Surge in Robberies in Alaska?
Journal of Global Energy and Socioeconomic Trends
r=0.701 · 95% conf. int. [0.488,0.835] · r2=0.491 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Flowin’ Power, Recalls to Tower: A Statistical Analysis of Hydropower from Tajikistan and Automotive Recalls by Keystone
The International Journal of Hydrodynamic Studies
r=0.792 · 95% conf. int. [0.571,0.906] · r2=0.627 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spreading Energy: Unraveling the Buttery Biomass Power Connection in Mozambique
The Journal of Sustainable Energy Innovations in Developing Nations
r=0.913 · 95% conf. int. [0.799,0.964] · r2=0.833 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shining a Light on Solar Power in Kazakhstan: An Unlikely Connection to 'I am Dizzy' Google Searches
The Journal of Solar Energy and Curious Connections
r=0.989 · 95% conf. int. [0.951,0.997] · r2=0.977 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Hydro-hilarious Connection: Exploring the Correlation between Hydropower Energy in Portugal and the Number of Exercise Physiologists in South Carolina
The Journal of Hydroelectric Hilarity
r=0.653 · 95% conf. int. [0.039,0.909] · r2=0.426 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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