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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Highway Troubles and Sky Blues: The Correlation Between Traffic Technicians in New Jersey and Searches for 'Why is the Sky Blue' on Google
The Journal of Transportation Psychology and Celestial Curiosities
r=0.809 · 95% conf. int. [0.562,0.924] · r2=0.655 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Corbin to Carbon: An Analysis of the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name 'Corbin' and the Number of Gas Plant Operators in Michigan
The Journal of Quirky Demographics and Industry Trends
r=0.823 · 95% conf. int. [0.578,0.932] · r2=0.677 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Umpiring the Skies: Exploring the Correlation Between the Number of Umpires and Referees in Louisiana and Jet Fuel Consumption in Estonia
The Journal of Transnational Sports and Aeronautical Economics
r=0.684 · 95% conf. int. [0.285,0.881] · r2=0.468 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Laying of Pipes and the Purchasing of Dolls: An Analysis of the Relationship Between Pipelayers in Nevada and Google Searches for 'Bratz Dolls'
The Journal of Unconventional Socioeconomic Correlations
r=0.794 · 95% conf. int. [0.474,0.928] · r2=0.630 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Scoring Goals and Assisting Occupational Therapy: A Correlation Study in English Premier League and Iowa
Journal of Sports Psychology and Occupational Therapy
r=0.793 · 95% conf. int. [0.431,0.935] · r2=0.630 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gas-ing Up the Scoreboard: The LPG-White Sox Wins Correlation in Central African Republic
The International Journal of Sports Analytics and Unusual Correlations
r=0.810 · 95% conf. int. [0.490,0.938] · r2=0.656 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Popcorn and Popularity: A-maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Washington Nationals Ticket Sales
The Journal of Culinary and Cultural Studies
r=0.827 · 95% conf. int. [0.607,0.930] · r2=0.685 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fueling Defeat: A Fossil-Fueled Analysis of Super Bowl Losers' Performance in Relation to Fossil Fuel Use in Serbia
The Journal of Sports Science and Unusual Metrics
r=0.502 · 95% conf. int. [0.008,0.799] · r2=0.252 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: Sniffing Out the Link Between Air Pollution and Lacrosse Point Differential on Hilton Head Island
Journal of Environmental Athletics
r=0.742 · 95% conf. int. [0.323,0.918] · r2=0.550 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Striking Connections: Lukas Podolski's Goal-Scoring Prowess and xkcd Wiki-wonders
The Journal of Sports Analytics and Internet Culture
r=0.675 · 95% conf. int. [0.269,0.877] · r2=0.455 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Super Bowl Scores and Print Press Prowess: A Winning Connection?
Journal of Sports Analytics and Media Studies
r=0.670 · 95% conf. int. [0.189,0.892] · r2=0.449 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

In a Galaxy Far, Far Away: Exploring the Extraterrestrial Connection between UFO Sightings in Michigan and New York Times Fiction Best Sellers
International Journal of Interstellar Studies
r=0.886 · 95% conf. int. [0.794,0.939] · r2=0.786 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Unidentified Food Object: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and the Hotdog Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Journal of Extraterrestrial Culinary Studies
r=0.849 · 95% conf. int. [0.737,0.916] · r2=0.721 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Feta or Cheddar, TT Gets Better: The Whey to Wealth Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and Trane Technologies' Stock Price
Journal of Dairy Economics and Financial Analysis
r=0.902 · 95% conf. int. [0.765,0.961] · r2=0.814 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Marrying Military Know-How: Mapping the Marriage of Military Technologies and Applied Sciences Bachelor's Degrees with Intuit's Intriguing Incremental Income
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Military Technologies and Business Innovations
r=0.992 · 95% conf. int. [0.967,0.998] · r2=0.985 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Striding through the Stock Market: The Walker Name Popularity and Its Impact on DexCom's Stock Price
The Journal of Behavioral Economics and Market Trends
r=0.989 · 95% conf. int. [0.968,0.996] · r2=0.978 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price
Journal of Business and Bizarre Relationships
r=0.830 · 95% conf. int. [0.611,0.930] · r2=0.688 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Weaving Together Nokia's Future: The Fiber Glassimations of Stock Prices
Journal of Telecommunications Economics and Innovations
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.847,0.975] · r2=0.879 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Vinyl Revival Survival: An Analysis of the Correlation Between LP Sales and MSCI Inc.'s Stock Price
Journal of Analog Audio Economics
r=0.958 · 95% conf. int. [0.875,0.986] · r2=0.918 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Smoke and Mirrors: Uncovering the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boston and General Electric's Stock Price
The Journal of Ecological Economics and Stock Market Trends
r=0.826 · 95% conf. int. [0.620,0.925] · r2=0.681 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

An Economic Analysis of XKCD-Wikipedia Nexus: A Comic Correlation
The Journal of Entertaining Economic Analysis
r=0.735 · 95% conf. int. [0.241,0.926] · r2=0.540 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Crunching Numbers: The Link Between Engineering Degrees and Forensic Technicians in Michigan
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Forensic Engineering and Technological Studies
r=0.975 · 95% conf. int. [0.895,0.994] · r2=0.951 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Agriculture and Petroleum: A Fuelish Connection between Machinery Operators and Consumption Patterns
The Journal of Agro-Petrology
r=0.781 · 95% conf. int. [0.506,0.912] · r2=0.610 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kernel Confusion: Exploring the GMO-Cant Even Correlation in Minnesota Corn
The Journal of Agri-Genetic Quirks
r=0.908 · 95% conf. int. [0.778,0.963] · r2=0.824 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Putting Butter in Your Utter: A Study on the Clutter of Butter Consumption and the Stock Price Flutter of Republic Service's RSG
The Journal of Culinary Finance and Market Trends
r=0.908 · 95% conf. int. [0.778,0.963] · r2=0.824 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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