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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Spread it, Don't Shred it: Butter Consumption and Air Quality in York, Pennsylvania
The International Journal of Culinary Science and Environmental Health
r=0.812 · 95% conf. int. [0.646,0.905] · r2=0.659 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spinning into the Postal System: A Correlation Study of Fidget Spinner Meme Popularity and Postmaster Numbers in North Dakota
Journal of Internet Memes and Postal Services
r=1.000 · 95% conf. int. [1.000,1.000] · r2=1.000 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Dancing the Data: The Floss Dance Meme's Influence on the Comment Section of Simone Giertz's YouTube Channel
The Journal of Internet Culture and Meme Studies
r=0.858 · 95% conf. int. [0.498,0.966] · r2=0.737 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fill 'Er Up with Votes: The Gas-Tastic Connection Between Republican Presidential Votes in Oregon and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Greenland
The Journal of Eclectic Political Geoscience
r=0.904 · 95% conf. int. [0.345,0.990] · r2=0.816 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Left Leaps: Exploring the Link between Democratic Sentiments in Illinois and Curious Google Searches for Nordic Immigration
The Journal of Political Quirkology
r=0.816 · 95% conf. int. [0.012,0.979] · r2=0.665 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Blue Pill, Red Pill, Do Tell: Delving into the Smartness of SmarterEveryDay Video Titles and Their Influence on the Popularity of the 'Red Pill Blue Pill' Meme
The Journal of Media Memetics and Viral Video Analysis
r=0.872 · 95% conf. int. [0.674,0.953] · r2=0.761 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Game Theorists' YouTube Trendiness: A Biomass-Powering Connection in Tanzania
The Journal of Unconventional Ecological Research
r=0.940 · 95% conf. int. [0.806,0.982] · r2=0.883 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Crude Connection: The Libertarian Vote in Iowa and Petroleum Consumption in Lithuania
The Journal of Eccentric Political Science
r=0.948 · 95% conf. int. [0.594,0.994] · r2=0.899 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Powering Up the Polls: Illuminating the Relationship Between Democrat Votes in Mississippi and Electricity Generation in French Polynesia
The Journal of Transcontinental Electoral Energy Analysis
r=0.917 · 95% conf. int. [0.705,0.979] · r2=0.841 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Tenuous Tie Between the Tinkerers and Titillating Techies
The Journal of Quirky Innovation Studies
r=0.974 · 95% conf. int. [0.875,0.995] · r2=0.948 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breathing Easy or Wheezy: A Wheely Asthmatic Look at MinuteEarth YouTube Views and Pediatric Asthma Prevalence
The Journal of Asthmatic Studies
r=0.934 · 95% conf. int. [0.609,0.990] · r2=0.872 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unlocking Renewable Riddles: The Surprising Correlation Between LockPickingLawyer YouTube Titles and Wind Power in Denmark
The Journal of Applied Windology
r=0.977 · 95% conf. int. [0.847,0.997] · r2=0.955 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Kareem Connection: A Study of Popularity and Clickbait in Steve Mould's YouTube Video Titles
The Journal of Internet Pop Culture Studies
r=0.759 · 95% conf. int. [0.382,0.919] · r2=0.576 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Data on the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and Renewable Energy Production in British Virgin Islands
The Journal of Atmospheric Dynamics and Energy Policy
r=0.964 · 95% conf. int. [0.872,0.990] · r2=0.928 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pollution and Acrimony: A Statistical Examination of How Air Quality in Winston Impacts the Divorce Rate in North Carolina
The Journal of Environmental Interactions and Social Dynamics
r=0.923 · 95% conf. int. [0.824,0.967] · r2=0.852 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Myesha Mystique: A Breath of Fresh Air in Clinton, Iowa
The Journal of Small-Town Sociology and Cultural Studies
r=0.908 · 95% conf. int. [0.820,0.954] · r2=0.824 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Bold and the Sooty: An Investigation of the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Steamboat Springs, Colorado, and Viewership Count for Days of Our Lives
The Journal of Atmospheric Soap Opera Studies
r=0.883 · 95% conf. int. [0.783,0.939] · r2=0.780 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shockingly Good Titles: The Electrifying Connection Between PBS Space Time YouTube Video Titles and Automotive Recalls for Electrical System Issues
The Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.831 · 95% conf. int. [0.305,0.969] · r2=0.691 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Relationship Between the Popularity of the First Name Kathy and Air Quality in Hartford: A Statistical Odyssey
The Journal of Irreverent Interdisciplinary Research
r=0.900 · 95% conf. int. [0.822,0.945] · r2=0.810 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Perfuming Postmaster Placement: Pittsburgh Plume Predisposes Peculiar Postal Positions
Journal of Postal Peculiarities
r=0.826 · 95% conf. int. [0.605,0.929] · r2=0.683 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Javonte or Not Javonte: The Influence of Name Popularity on Political Preferences in Arkansas
The Journal of Sociopolitical Naming Trends
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.661,0.979] · r2=0.830 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Connecting Kentucky's Libertarian Leanings to Air Bag Anomalies: A Curious Correlation
Journal of Quirky Correlations
r=0.971 · 95% conf. int. [0.841,0.995] · r2=0.942 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Digging into Democrats' Digs: The Correlation Between New Jersey Democratic Senate Votes and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Bunker'
The Journal of Political Search Trends
r=0.961 · 95% conf. int. [0.681,0.996] · r2=0.924 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Republican Gas Pass: Assessing the Correlation between GOP Votes in Louisiana and LPG Usage in New Zealand
The Journal of International Political Flatulence Studies
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.686,0.977] · r2=0.830 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shining Bright: The Plight of Renewable Light and Lock-Picking Delight
Journal of Renewable Energy and Security Studies
r=0.994 · 95% conf. int. [0.958,0.999] · r2=0.988 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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