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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Geothermal Giggles: Unearthing the Connection Between Thailand's Geothermal Power and the Total Length of MrBeast YouTube Videos
The Journal of Mirthful Geophysics
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.888,0.994] · r2=0.947 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Vi-hart of Administrative Assistance: Exploring the Correlation between YouTube Views and Secretary Stats
The Journal of Quirky Analytics
r=0.943 · 95% conf. int. [0.816,0.983] · r2=0.889 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clickbait and Best Picture: A Cinematic Connection Investigation
Journal of Media Psychology and Culture
r=0.866 · 95% conf. int. [0.520,0.968] · r2=0.750 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Master's Connection: Engineering Graduates and YouTube Video Popularity
The Journal of Engineering and Online Influence
r=0.940 · 95% conf. int. [0.759,0.986] · r2=0.883 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Pollution's Contribution to YouTube Commotion: A Correlation Between Ludington's Air Quality and Numberphile YouTube Video Engagement
The Journal of Ecological Impacts on Digital Culture
r=0.906 · 95% conf. int. [0.710,0.972] · r2=0.822 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Degree of Dance: The Correlation between Music and Dance Associates Degrees and MrBeast YouTube Views
The Journal of Internet Trends and Cultural Studies
r=0.962 · 95% conf. int. [0.845,0.991] · r2=0.926 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Jaylen Effect: A Breath of Fresh Air or Just Hot Air?
The International Journal of Atmospheric Anomalies
r=0.812 · 95% conf. int. [0.647,0.905] · r2=0.660 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Grape Expectations or Just Hot Air? Exploring the Relationship Between Air Quality in Napa, California, and Kerosene Usage in Cameroon
Journal of Environmental Quirks and Quibbles
r=0.829 · 95% conf. int. [0.703,0.905] · r2=0.688 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kerosene Kinship: A Correlative Comical Collation between Ponce's Pollutants and Germany's Glow
The Journal of Eclectic Energy Inquiries
r=0.964 · 95% conf. int. [0.835,0.993] · r2=0.930 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Aerial Adversities: Analysing the Association between Air Pollution in Grand Rapids, Michigan and the Value of the Victoria's Secret Annual Fantasy Bra
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Economics
r=0.824 · 95% conf. int. [0.631,0.921] · r2=0.679 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Adeline in the Votes: The Libertarian Connection?
The Journal of Political Satire and Social Commentary
r=0.920 · 95% conf. int. [0.715,0.979] · r2=0.847 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Electorate Connects and Geothermal Power Corrects: An Unearthly Link Between Delaware Republican Votes and Costa Rican Energy Might
The Journal of Quirky Political Science and Unconventional Energy Studies
r=0.975 · 95% conf. int. [0.863,0.996] · r2=0.950 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Senators and Combustors: Democrat Votes in North Carolina and Fossil Fuel Use in Sudan
The International Journal of Political Science and Geospatial Studies
r=0.940 · 95% conf. int. [0.816,0.981] · r2=0.883 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Voting Habits and Virus Vectors: Uncovering the Buzzworthy Relationship Between Republican Votes for Senators in Hawaii and West Nile Virus Cases
The Journal of Political Phytovirology
r=0.960 · 95% conf. int. [0.748,0.994] · r2=0.922 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Cotton Gin-novation: How GMO Cotton Cultivation in Mississippi is Sewing Up The Game Theorists
Journal of Agricultural Innovations
r=0.947 · 95% conf. int. [0.837,0.983] · r2=0.897 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Driven to Like: The Car-tographic Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Wyoming and the Stand-up Maths YouTube Likes
The Journal of Quirky Connections in Social Sciences
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.727,0.977] · r2=0.842 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Golden Ticket: Exploring the Sweet Relationship Between 'Willy Wonka' Popularity and Numberphile YouTube Likes
The Journal of Confectionery and Online Popularity
r=0.992 · 95% conf. int. [0.971,0.998] · r2=0.983 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Grade and Gubernatorial Gleanings: A Correlative Compendium on 10th Grade Student Numbers and Republican Presidential Candidate Votes in Louisiana
The Journal of Statistical Stratagems
r=0.936 · 95% conf. int. [0.681,0.989] · r2=0.877 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Raphael's Right: An Examination of the Connection between the Popularity of the Name Raphael and Libertarian Votes for Senators in North Carolina
The Journal of Quirky Correlations
r=0.951 · 95% conf. int. [0.831,0.987] · r2=0.905 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Jetting Through the Cosmos: Exploring the Interstellar Connection Between SciShow Space YouTube Video Titles and Jet Fuel Consumption in Bangladesh
The International Journal of Interstellar Energy and Popular Culture
r=0.942 · 95% conf. int. [0.707,0.990] · r2=0.888 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Libertarian Votes in Minnesota: A Link to Petroleum Consumption in Chad?
The International Journal of Ecological Economics and Political Behavior
r=0.995 · 95% conf. int. [0.964,0.999] · r2=0.990 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Associates in Arms: Exploring the Military-YouTube Like Connection
Journal of War-Ready Media Studies
r=0.833 · 95% conf. int. [0.427,0.959] · r2=0.694 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Zoologist Likes: A Pawsitively Correlational Study
The Journal of Furr-ocious Animal Behavior
r=0.996 · 95% conf. int. [0.961,1.000] · r2=0.992 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Scooby Doo, Where's the Air? Investigating the Correlation Between Air Quality in Savannah, Georgia and Google Searches for Everyone's Favorite Mystery-Solving Great Dane
The Journal of Canine Environmental Science
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.785,0.965] · r2=0.830 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lionel and Libertarians: A Name-Candidate Connection
The Journal of Nameology
r=0.899 · 95% conf. int. [0.619,0.976] · r2=0.807 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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