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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska
Journal of Irreverent Data Analysis
r=0.956 · 95% conf. int. [0.875,0.985] · r2=0.914 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

For the Record: Ruth to Tune Ratio – A Groovy Link Between the Popularity of the Name Ruth and Vinyl Album Sales
The Journal of Retrosonic Studies
r=0.978 · 95% conf. int. [0.954,0.990] · r2=0.956 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

XKCD Chromosomes: The Motorcycle Mystique
Journal of Genetic Humor
r=0.866 · 95% conf. int. [0.636,0.955] · r2=0.750 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Comic Correlations: Connecting xkcd Charts to the Count of Cornhusker Security Screeners
The Journal of Whimsical Data Analysis
r=0.849 · 95% conf. int. [0.507,0.960] · r2=0.720 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Exploring the 'Planetary' Impact: The Correlation Between Jupiter-Sun Distance and Professor Salaries in the US
Astronomical Economics Quarterly
r=0.825 · 95% conf. int. [0.503,0.946] · r2=0.681 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Lingua Deceit: Investigating the Relationship Between Master's Degrees in Foreign Languages, Literatures, and Linguistics and Search Queries for 'How to Delete Browsing History'
The Journal of Language Learning and Digital Footprints
r=0.970 · 95% conf. int. [0.874,0.993] · r2=0.941 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Astonishing Affinity: Associates degrees in Arts and the Attraction of the Zombie Apocalypse
The Journal of Pop Culture and Post-Apocalyptic Studies
r=0.967 · 95% conf. int. [0.875,0.992] · r2=0.936 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Reddit Effect: A Correlational Analysis of Associates Degrees in Engineering and Google Searches
Journal of Internet Phenomena
r=0.984 · 95% conf. int. [0.939,0.996] · r2=0.969 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Watts of Wisdom: The Shocking Connection Between Philosophy and Religious Studies Bachelor's Degrees and Electricity Generation in Yemen
The Quirky Quarterly of Eclectic Enlightenment
r=0.968 · 95% conf. int. [0.865,0.993] · r2=0.936 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Wind Beneath Our Degrees: Exploring the Relationship Between Agriculture and Natural Resources Master's Degrees and Wind Power Generated in Lithuania
The Journal of Sustainable Energy and Eco-Farming
r=0.924 · 95% conf. int. [0.704,0.982] · r2=0.854 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Thin Air Between Them: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Somerset, Pennsylvania and Violent Crime Rates
The Journal of Atmospheric Criminology
r=0.784 · 95% conf. int. [0.603,0.888] · r2=0.614 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: Exploring the Surprising Link Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania
The Journal of Ecological Absurdities
r=0.659 · 95% conf. int. [0.443,0.802] · r2=0.434 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Moniker of Maladies: Manchester's Miasma and Meddling with Mortality
Journal of Peculiar Pathogens and Perplexing Phenomena
r=0.977 · 95% conf. int. [0.877,0.996] · r2=0.955 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration
The Journal of Ecological and Societal Peculiarities
r=0.884 · 95% conf. int. [0.742,0.950] · r2=0.781 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Squirrely Connections: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Baton Rouge and Google Searches for 'Attacked by a Squirrel'
Journal of Ecological Neurology
r=0.834 · 95% conf. int. [0.621,0.933] · r2=0.696 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Breath of Fresh Air: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in New York City and Arson in the United States
Journal of Environmental Criminology and Atmospheric Studies
r=0.872 · 95% conf. int. [0.766,0.932] · r2=0.761 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Air-Mail Connection: Unveiling the Relationship Between Tallahassee's Air Pollution and Florida's Postal Service Machine Operators
The Journal of Environmental Health Dynamics
r=0.886 · 95% conf. int. [0.714,0.957] · r2=0.785 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Sly-Limpic Games: Investigating the Relationship Between Sylvester Stallone's Film Count and Online Searches for Mobility Aids
The Journal of Pop Culture and Statistical Analysis
r=0.699 · 95% conf. int. [0.345,0.879] · r2=0.489 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Two and a Half Feet: Exploring the Correlation Between 'Two and a Half Men' Season Ratings and Podiatrist Numbers in Michigan
The Journal of Sitcom Sociology
r=0.845 · 95% conf. int. [0.525,0.955] · r2=0.713 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Butter Effect: A Spread of Cinematic Proportions
The Journal of Culinary Cinema Studies
r=0.647 · 95% conf. int. [0.329,0.833] · r2=0.418 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stuck in a Wood Land: The Artistic Direction of Woodchuck Chucking
The Journal of Quirky Animal Behavior Studies
r=0.776 · 95% conf. int. [0.497,0.910] · r2=0.602 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Nursing Instructors and Vihart Vagaries: A Statistical Analysis of the Louisiana Connection
The Journal of Humorous Nursing Research
r=0.926 · 95% conf. int. [0.786,0.975] · r2=0.857 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spreading the Law: A Butter Challenge on the Increase in Lawyers in New Mexico
The Journal of Legal Dairy Studies
r=0.872 · 95% conf. int. [0.692,0.950] · r2=0.760 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Propane and Proprietary Properties: A Probing Probe into the Punning Paradox of Missouri Real Estate Brokers and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Benin
Journal of Comparative Liquefied Petroleum Gas Studies
r=0.860 · 95% conf. int. [0.666,0.945] · r2=0.739 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Striking While the Iron is Hot: The Foundry of Serpent Sourcing and Snakebite Solutions in Massachusetts
Journal of Herpetological Engineering
r=0.620 · 95% conf. int. [0.230,0.838] · r2=0.384 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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