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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Operation Alexa: Exploring the Interplay Between Chemical Equipment Operators and Tenders in Wyoming and Google Searches for 'Who is Alexa'
The Journal of Industrial Chemistry and Internet Anthropology
r=0.934 · 95% conf. int. [0.799,0.979] · r2=0.872 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Prosthetic Technicians and Buccaneer Attractions: A Statistical Tale of Aye Patches and Eye Patches
The Journal of Maritime Prosthetics and Eccentric Entertainment
r=0.702 · 95% conf. int. [0.274,0.898] · r2=0.493 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Tummy Trouble Ties: Tracking the Tummy Ache-Tied to Technical Trainers in Physical Sciences
The Journal of Gastronomical Geeks
r=0.985 · 95% conf. int. [0.943,0.996] · r2=0.971 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Degrees of Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Associates Degrees in Communications Technologies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia
The Journal of Nautical Networking and Global Communication Studies
r=0.876 · 95% conf. int. [0.582,0.968] · r2=0.768 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Degrees of Migration: A Quantitative Analysis of Master's Degrees in Family and Consumer Sciences/Human Sciences and Google Searches for 'How to Immigrate to Norway'
The International Journal of Human Ecology and Migration Studies
r=0.752 · 95% conf. int. [0.232,0.938] · r2=0.566 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cooking Up Debt: The Relationship Between Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services Associate Degrees and the Number of Bill Collectors in California
Journal of Culinary Economics and Societal Impact
r=0.967 · 95% conf. int. [0.873,0.992] · r2=0.934 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Associates in Piracy: The Relationship Between Security Science and Technology Degrees and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia
The Journal of Crime Science and Technology
r=0.871 · 95% conf. int. [0.568,0.966] · r2=0.759 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kiddies in Kindergarten and Kerosene in Suriname: A Correlational Study
Journal of Quirky Correlations
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.838,0.960] · r2=0.843 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mastering Customer Satisfaction: A Precision Production of Rite Aid's Impact on Customer Contentment
The Journal of Retail Therapy and Customer Satisfaction
r=0.778 · 95% conf. int. [0.235,0.951] · r2=0.605 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

“Franklin & Two and a Half Men: A Tale of Popularity and Ratings”
The Journal of Popular Culture and Media Studies
r=0.815 · 95% conf. int. [0.454,0.946] · r2=0.665 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mischief Managed: Uncovering the Magical Link between Worldwide Harry Potter Movies Revenue and the Number of University Communications Teachers in Wisconsin
Journal of Pop Culture Economics
r=0.857 · 95% conf. int. [0.449,0.969] · r2=0.735 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Flicks' Tricks: How Film Production Predicts Globe Roaming Seduction
The Journal of Cinematic Correlations
r=0.937 · 95% conf. int. [0.866,0.971] · r2=0.877 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fuel for Thought: Kerosene Consumption in Norway and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Michigan
The Journal of Cross-Cultural Comparisons in Unlikely Places
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.949,0.986] · r2=0.947 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unidentified First Name Oscillations: Exploring the Mason-UFO Connection in Big Sky Country
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Enigmas
r=0.925 · 95% conf. int. [0.868,0.958] · r2=0.855 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Out of This World Connections: Exploring the Correlation between UFO Sightings in Virginia and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Expeditions and Extreme Altitude Advancements
r=0.908 · 95% conf. int. [0.827,0.952] · r2=0.824 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Corey and the Auto-thieves: The Name-Association Conundrum in New York City
The Journal of Urban Linguistics and Cultural Psychology
r=0.983 · 95% conf. int. [0.968,0.991] · r2=0.967 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Reaching New Heights: An Unearthly Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Expeditions and Extreme Elevation Studies
r=0.916 · 95% conf. int. [0.842,0.956] · r2=0.839 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unveiling the Interstellar Interconnectedness: An Analysis of Ohio UFO Sightings and Ecuadorian Fossil Fuel Use
The Journal of Cosmic Connections
r=0.875 · 95% conf. int. [0.779,0.931] · r2=0.766 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Chomp Calls: An Examination of the Relationship Between Crocodile Attacks in South-East Asia & Australia and the Number of Umpires and Referees in Massachusetts
The Journal of Comparative Zoological Paradoxes
r=0.878 · 95% conf. int. [0.453,0.978] · r2=0.770 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Out of this World: Exploring the Cosmic Correlation Between Planetary Distances and Home Run Counts for the Texas Rangers
The Journal of Interstellar Sports Science
r=0.638 · 95% conf. int. [0.432,0.780] · r2=0.407 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Xciting Correlation: A Statistical Analysis of xkcd Comics About Childhood and its Impact on Air Traffic Controller Numbers in Minnesota
The Journal of Comical Correlations
r=0.898 · 95% conf. int. [0.713,0.966] · r2=0.806 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stirring up a 'Comic' Connection: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Technology and the Swell of Mechanical Engineers in Puerto Rico
The Journal of Comedic Engineering and Technological Trends
r=0.843 · 95% conf. int. [0.596,0.944] · r2=0.710 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price
The Journal of Irreverent Economics
r=0.839 · 95% conf. int. [0.600,0.940] · r2=0.704 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sparks Flying: Exploring the Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Romance and Kerosene Consumption in Malawi
The Journal of Offbeat Social Science Research
r=0.974 · 95% conf. int. [0.922,0.992] · r2=0.949 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Age of Role: Unveiling the Silver Screen Scooby Doo Connection
Journal of Popular Culture and Film Studies
r=0.502 · 95% conf. int. [0.123,0.753] · r2=0.252 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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