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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Fueling the Fire: An Unlikely Link Between Fossil Fuel Use in Guatemala and Nathan's Hot Dog Consumption
The Journal of Gastronomical Geopolitics
r=0.917 · 95% conf. int. [0.850,0.955] · r2=0.841 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fueling the Flame: The Davin Name Popularity and Fossil Fuel Use Nexus in Luxembourg
Journal of Eccentric Ecological Entanglements
r=0.920 · 95% conf. int. [0.854,0.956] · r2=0.846 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Wheezy Hits: A Breath of Fresh Air on Physical Album Shipments in the U.S.
Journal of American Soundwaves and Distribution
r=0.903 · 95% conf. int. [0.786,0.958] · r2=0.816 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Brewing Up a Renewable Connection: How the Pint-Sized Breweries in the US Relate to Renewable Energy Production in Burundi
Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.927 · 95% conf. int. [0.855,0.964] · r2=0.859 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Biomass Power in Panama: A Breath of Fresh Air for Boulder? An Eco-nomic Perspective
Journal of Sustainable Energy Economics
r=0.521 · 95% conf. int. [0.258,0.712] · r2=0.271 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

When the Air Clears: Uncovering the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Green Bay, Wisconsin, and Violent Crime Rates
Journal of Environmental Criminology and Pollution Analysis
r=0.671 · 95% conf. int. [0.447,0.816] · r2=0.450 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Quality and Arson: Fuelling the Fire in Cincinnati
Journal of Environmental Combustion Studies
r=0.746 · 95% conf. int. [0.559,0.860] · r2=0.556 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Up in the Air: Unraveling the Correlation Between Chicago Air Pollution and Brazilian Kerosene Consumption
Journal of Transcontinental Environmental Studies
r=0.814 · 95% conf. int. [0.678,0.896] · r2=0.663 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Georgina Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Georgina in Ithaca
The International Journal of Environmental Psychology and Linguistics
r=0.709 · 95% conf. int. [0.328,0.891] · r2=0.502 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Brews and Breezes: Exploring the Link Between US Breweries and Global Wind Power
Journal of Fermentation and Renewable Energy
r=0.984 · 95% conf. int. [0.968,0.992] · r2=0.969 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Churn to Burn: Unveiling the Butter-Wind Nexus in Sweden
International Journal of Dairy Dynamics
r=0.949 · 95% conf. int. [0.897,0.975] · r2=0.900 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Nomenclatural Notoriety: The Nora Name Game in Romania's Biomass Power Production
The International Journal of Renewable Energy and Ecological Nomenclature
r=0.976 · 95% conf. int. [0.950,0.989] · r2=0.953 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Lawyering Up: Exploring the Biomass Power and Lawyer Population Connection
The Journal of Legal and Ecological Dynamics
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.832,0.961] · r2=0.843 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Hydropower Hysteria: The Pumping Beats of Gangnam Style and Algeria's Energy
The International Journal of Hydrodynamic Harmonies
r=0.943 · 95% conf. int. [0.770,0.987] · r2=0.889 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Winds of Change: Exploring the Relationship between Muskogee Air Quality and Kenyan Wind Power
The Journal of Ecological Phenomena
r=0.988 · 95% conf. int. [0.962,0.996] · r2=0.975 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Oliver's Odyssey: Exploring the Energizing Connection between Name Popularity and Dominion Energy's Stock Price
The Journal of Quantitative Nameology
r=0.969 · 95% conf. int. [0.923,0.988] · r2=0.939 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sunrise to Stock Rise: A Cracking Correlation Between Egg Spending and Ameriprise Financial's Stock Price
The Journal of Financial Omelet Studies
r=0.948 · 95% conf. int. [0.859,0.981] · r2=0.899 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Musk-Googlity: Exploring the Correlation between Google Searches for 'Who is Elon Musk' and NVIDIA's Stock Price
Journal of Comedic Economics
r=0.981 · 95% conf. int. [0.951,0.993] · r2=0.963 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Battlefields to Balance Sheets: Exploring the Impact of Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences on CoStar Group's Stock Price
The Journal of War Studies and Financial Analysis
r=0.972 · 95% conf. int. [0.881,0.994] · r2=0.944 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Cheesy Connection: Exploring the Relationship between American Cheese Consumption and Cognizant Technology Solutions' Stock Price
The Journal of Dairy Economics and Technological Analysis
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.786,0.965] · r2=0.830 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shooting for the Stars: An Astrophysical Analysis of the Galactic Stock Market - The Saturn-Sun Distance and Baidu's Stock Price Relationship
The Journal of Interstellar Economics and Astrophysical Finance
r=0.909 · 95% conf. int. [0.767,0.966] · r2=0.826 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breweries Brew, Amazon Stock Grew: A Frothy Affair
Journal of Financial Fermentations
r=0.898 · 95% conf. int. [0.762,0.958] · r2=0.807 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMO Growth in South Dakota: Gauging Googled 'Shook' Searches
Journal of Agricultural Internet Trends
r=0.922 · 95% conf. int. [0.810,0.969] · r2=0.851 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Grain Gains: A Kernel of Truth in the Rice-Hershey Stock Connection
The Journal of Commodity Connections
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.954,0.996] · r2=0.972 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Genetically Modified Corn and Glimpses of Romance: A Goofy Analysis
The Journal of Agricultural Amusement
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.782,0.970] · r2=0.842 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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