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The pollution particles actually contained tiny instructions for building miniature, but efficient, biomass power plants. These instructions were inadvertently inhaled by migrating birds, who then dropped them in Panama, kickstarting a bizarre yet oddly effective green energy initiative.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [Poor air quality in Boulder: A visually stunning scene] Create an image of Boulder, with the backdrop of the majestic Rocky Mountains obscured by thick haze. The atmosphere should feel heavy and polluted, with smog creating a visible barrier to seeing into the distance. Integrate the contrast between the polluted air in Boulder and the renewable energy being generated in Panama, by incorporating a subtle view of a power plant in Panama emitting puffs of white smoke from biomass production. The image should evoke a sense of environmental awareness and the importance of sustainable energy generation. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Poor air quality in Boulder and Biomass power generated in Panama. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s Steampunk a Polaroid photo Realistic A photo-realistic image
ChatGPT: Poor air quality in Boulder: A photo-realistic image
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Poor air quality in Boulder and Biomass power generated in Panama together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Boulder, thick haze hangs in the air, obscuring the view of the Rocky Mountains. The air quality is poor, evidenced by the smog and the difficulty of seeing far into the distance. Meanwhile, in Panama, a power plant emits puffs of white smoke as it churns out electricity using biomass. The contrast between the polluted air in Boulder and the renewable energy being generated in Panama is striking.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Poor air quality in Boulder: A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: In Boulder, thick haze hangs in the air, obscuring the view of the Rocky Mountains. The air quality is poor, evidenced by the smog and the difficulty of seeing far into the distance. Meanwhile, in Panama, a power plant emits puffs of white smoke as it churns out electricity using biomass. The contrast between the polluted air in Boulder and the renewable energy being generated in Panama is striking. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [Poor air quality in Boulder: A visually stunning scene] Create an image of Boulder, with the backdrop of the majestic Rocky Mountains obscured by thick haze. The atmosphere should feel heavy and polluted, with smog creating a visible barrier to seeing into the distance. Integrate the contrast between the polluted air in Boulder and the renewable energy being generated in Panama, by incorporating a subtle view of a power plant in Panama emitting puffs of white smoke from biomass production. The image should evoke a sense of environmental awareness and the importance of sustainable energy generation.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Air pollution in Boulder positively influenced Biomass power generated in Panama.
AI academic paper
The Sooty Truth: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boulder and Biomass Power Generation in Panama The Journal of Transcontinental Environmental Studies Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Boulder and Biomass power generated in Panama. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.
Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.5208985 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Sooty Truth: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boulder and Biomass Power Generation in Panama
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration spanning from 1980 to 2021, our research team sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate elements. Our findings reveal a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.5208985 and p < 0.01, illuminating a compelling link that has eluded scholarly scrutiny until now.
While the unsuspecting observer gazing upon these domains may initially perceive them as unrelated as apples and oranges, our investigation uncovers the hidden interplay between air quality in Boulder and the generation of biomass power in Panama. We sift through mounds of data, untangling the web of factors contributing to this intriguing correlation, and shed light on the unforeseen kinship between these distant realms.
As we disseminate our findings, we invite readers to peer through the lens of our research, unpacking the intricate interplay of environmental forces and energy dynamics. The revelations within these pages may prompt a reevaluation of the oft-perceived separation between seemingly disparate spheres, inviting new avenues of inquiry and inspiring a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of our world.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Boulder and Biomass power generated in Panama. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Sooty Truth: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boulder and Biomass Power Generation in Panama
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration spanning from 1980 to 2021, our research team sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate elements. Our findings reveal a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.5208985 and p < 0.01, illuminating a compelling link that has eluded scholarly scrutiny until now.
While the unsuspecting observer gazing upon these domains may initially perceive them as unrelated as apples and oranges, our investigation uncovers the hidden interplay between air quality in Boulder and the generation of biomass power in Panama. We sift through mounds of data, untangling the web of factors contributing to this intriguing correlation, and shed light on the unforeseen kinship between these distant realms.
As we disseminate our findings, we invite readers to peer through the lens of our research, unpacking the intricate interplay of environmental forces and energy dynamics. The revelations within these pages may prompt a reevaluation of the oft-perceived separation between seemingly disparate spheres, inviting new avenues of inquiry and inspiring a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of our world.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
While the study of air pollution and biomass power generation may seem about as relevant as a snowstorm in the Sahara, our investigation reveals an unexpected and robust correlation between these seemingly disparate entities. An air of mystery has surrounded the connection between the sooty skies of Boulder and the verdant power plants of Panama, enticing our research team to delve into this uncharted territory.
For years, the casual observer might have been more likely to spot a unicorn prancing through the streets of Boulder than to discern a link between the fine particulate matter blanketing the city and the smoldering of biomass in the tropical haven of Panama. Yet, as we peruse the voluminous data gathered over four decades, a compelling narrative unfolds, offering an insight into the intertwined fate of these distant locales.
The air of curiosity surrounding this investigation is as palpable as the fog of pollution over a bustling urban center, urging us to unmask the enigmatic relationship hidden within the intricate web of environmental and energy dynamics. As we embark on this journey, our aim is to not only reveal the substantive connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama but also to challenge conventional perceptions and catalyze a new wave of inquiry into the interconnectedness of our world.
With the disclosure of our findings, we invite readers to join us on this expedition, transcending the boundaries of conventional wisdom and embracing the unanticipated kinship between what once appeared as distant as a polar bear in the tropics. This revelation offers not only a peek into the entwined nature of disparate realms but also a beckoning to explore uncharted territories where the unexpected connections of our world await discovery.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Boulder and Biomass power generated in Panama. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Sooty Truth: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boulder and Biomass Power Generation in Panama
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration spanning from 1980 to 2021, our research team sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate elements. Our findings reveal a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.5208985 and p < 0.01, illuminating a compelling link that has eluded scholarly scrutiny until now.
While the unsuspecting observer gazing upon these domains may initially perceive them as unrelated as apples and oranges, our investigation uncovers the hidden interplay between air quality in Boulder and the generation of biomass power in Panama. We sift through mounds of data, untangling the web of factors contributing to this intriguing correlation, and shed light on the unforeseen kinship between these distant realms.
As we disseminate our findings, we invite readers to peer through the lens of our research, unpacking the intricate interplay of environmental forces and energy dynamics. The revelations within these pages may prompt a reevaluation of the oft-perceived separation between seemingly disparate spheres, inviting new avenues of inquiry and inspiring a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of our world.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
While the study of air pollution and biomass power generation may seem about as relevant as a snowstorm in the Sahara, our investigation reveals an unexpected and robust correlation between these seemingly disparate entities. An air of mystery has surrounded the connection between the sooty skies of Boulder and the verdant power plants of Panama, enticing our research team to delve into this uncharted territory.
For years, the casual observer might have been more likely to spot a unicorn prancing through the streets of Boulder than to discern a link between the fine particulate matter blanketing the city and the smoldering of biomass in the tropical haven of Panama. Yet, as we peruse the voluminous data gathered over four decades, a compelling narrative unfolds, offering an insight into the intertwined fate of these distant locales.
The air of curiosity surrounding this investigation is as palpable as the fog of pollution over a bustling urban center, urging us to unmask the enigmatic relationship hidden within the intricate web of environmental and energy dynamics. As we embark on this journey, our aim is to not only reveal the substantive connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama but also to challenge conventional perceptions and catalyze a new wave of inquiry into the interconnectedness of our world.
With the disclosure of our findings, we invite readers to join us on this expedition, transcending the boundaries of conventional wisdom and embracing the unanticipated kinship between what once appeared as distant as a polar bear in the tropics. This revelation offers not only a peek into the entwined nature of disparate realms but also a beckoning to explore uncharted territories where the unexpected connections of our world await discovery.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In the illustrious tome by Smith et al., "A Comprehensive Analysis of Air Pollution in Boulder," the authors find a detailed examination of the various pollutants and their sources, painting a somber picture of the city's atmospheric woes. However, amidst the serious discussion of PM2.5 and ozone levels, one can almost hear the faint whispers of a jovial woodpecker, beckoning us towards the tropical landscape of Panama.
Doe's seminal work, "Biomass Power Generation: A Global Perspective," offers a thorough exploration of the growth and utilization of biomass energy worldwide. The comprehensive review of biomass power plants worldwide provides a wealth of information, interwoven with the faint aroma of coconut husks and the gentle rustling of palm leaves – a stark contrast to the crisp mountain air of Boulder.
In another exploration, Jones et al. delve into the intricate web of environmental dynamics in "The Interplay of Air Quality and Energy Sources." Amidst discussions of renewable energy and emissions, one can almost envision a mischievous toucan flitting through the lush canopies of the Panamanian rainforest, providing a hint of the exoticism that awaits us in these distant realms.
Venturing into the realm of non-fiction books, "The Big Burn: Teddy Roosevelt and the Fire That Saved America" by Timothy Egan provides a narrative of the historic forest fires in America, tying in with the theme of environmental impact. In a fictional vein, Barbara Kingsolver's "Flight Behavior" weaves a tale of unexpected ecological phenomena, adding an element of intrigue and mystery to our discourse.
Drawing from the realm of animated escapades, the vibrant world of "Avatar: The Last Airbender" offers allegorical insights into the elements and their interconnectedness. Meanwhile, "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" serves as a timeless testament to the harmony of environmental forces, albeit with a touch of superhero flair.
As we unravel the intricate connection between the seemingly incongruous domains of air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama, our analysis transcends the confines of scholarly discourse and embraces the unexpected quirks and connections that breathe life into our exploration.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Boulder and Biomass power generated in Panama. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1980 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Sooty Truth: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boulder and Biomass Power Generation in Panama
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration spanning from 1980 to 2021, our research team sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate elements. Our findings reveal a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.5208985 and p < 0.01, illuminating a compelling link that has eluded scholarly scrutiny until now.
While the unsuspecting observer gazing upon these domains may initially perceive them as unrelated as apples and oranges, our investigation uncovers the hidden interplay between air quality in Boulder and the generation of biomass power in Panama. We sift through mounds of data, untangling the web of factors contributing to this intriguing correlation, and shed light on the unforeseen kinship between these distant realms.
As we disseminate our findings, we invite readers to peer through the lens of our research, unpacking the intricate interplay of environmental forces and energy dynamics. The revelations within these pages may prompt a reevaluation of the oft-perceived separation between seemingly disparate spheres, inviting new avenues of inquiry and inspiring a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of our world.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
While the study of air pollution and biomass power generation may seem about as relevant as a snowstorm in the Sahara, our investigation reveals an unexpected and robust correlation between these seemingly disparate entities. An air of mystery has surrounded the connection between the sooty skies of Boulder and the verdant power plants of Panama, enticing our research team to delve into this uncharted territory.
For years, the casual observer might have been more likely to spot a unicorn prancing through the streets of Boulder than to discern a link between the fine particulate matter blanketing the city and the smoldering of biomass in the tropical haven of Panama. Yet, as we peruse the voluminous data gathered over four decades, a compelling narrative unfolds, offering an insight into the intertwined fate of these distant locales.
The air of curiosity surrounding this investigation is as palpable as the fog of pollution over a bustling urban center, urging us to unmask the enigmatic relationship hidden within the intricate web of environmental and energy dynamics. As we embark on this journey, our aim is to not only reveal the substantive connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama but also to challenge conventional perceptions and catalyze a new wave of inquiry into the interconnectedness of our world.
With the disclosure of our findings, we invite readers to join us on this expedition, transcending the boundaries of conventional wisdom and embracing the unanticipated kinship between what once appeared as distant as a polar bear in the tropics. This revelation offers not only a peek into the entwined nature of disparate realms but also a beckoning to explore uncharted territories where the unexpected connections of our world await discovery.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To unearth the hidden relationship between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama, our research team embarked on an investigative journey fueled by data collection and methodological rigor. Our study employed a multi-pronged approach combining quantitative analysis, statistical modeling, and a sprinkle of creative ingenuity to sift through the vast expanse of information obtained from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Energy Information Administration (EIA) from the years 1980 to 2021.
Initially, we immersed ourselves in the digital labyrinth of databases, mining an array of datasets related to air quality indices, emissions statistics, energy production, and atmospheric dynamics. Much like intrepid explorers navigating uncharted terrain, we traversed virtual landscapes in search of the golden nuggets of data that would pave the way for our analytical quest.
In our pursuit of understanding the interplay between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama, we carefully selected a range of variables to incorporate into our analysis, encompassing factors such as particulate matter concentrations, carbon monoxide levels, biomass energy production, and climatological parameters.
Our eagerness to embrace the unorthodox led us to employ advanced statistical methods, including correlation analyses, regression models, and time-series evaluations, all under the watchful eye of the elusive statistical wizard known as "Norm the Normative." Whether it was wrangling with the wild tangles of autocorrelation or engaging in the thrilling chase of uncovering outliers, our statistical escapades were nothing short of an exhilarating expedition into the realms of predictive modeling.
Furthermore, our research team took a pivotal leap into the realm of geographical information systems (GIS) to map the spatial patterns of air pollution in Boulder and the distribution of biomass power facilities in Panama. Coalescing cartographic prowess with an assortment of mesmerizing map symbols, we charted the intricate dance of air quality and energy generation across the physical landscapes of these divergent locales.
Not to be overshadowed by the analytical acrobatics, our qualitative inquiries drew upon exploratory interviews and consultations with experts in environmental science and energy policy. These insightful interactions provided invaluable perspectives and nuanced insights that could not be gleaned from the confines of numerical abstractions alone.
With a twirl of our metaphorical research capes and the occasional thrust of our figurative statistical swords, our intrepid research team emerged from the tangled thickets of data with a comprehensive understanding of the intricate link between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama, ready to unveil our revelations to the scholarly audience.
This comprehensive and methodologically diverse approach allowed our investigation to transcend the conventional boundaries of research, offering a fresh lens through which to peer into the enigmatic relationship between worlds seemingly separated by the breadth of an ocean, yet inextricably bound by the undercurrents of environmental interconnectedness.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Boulder and Biomass power generated in Panama. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration .
For the time period 1980 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.5208985, r-squared of 0.2713353, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Sooty Truth: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boulder and Biomass Power Generation in Panama
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration spanning from 1980 to 2021, our research team sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate elements. Our findings reveal a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.5208985 and p < 0.01, illuminating a compelling link that has eluded scholarly scrutiny until now.
While the unsuspecting observer gazing upon these domains may initially perceive them as unrelated as apples and oranges, our investigation uncovers the hidden interplay between air quality in Boulder and the generation of biomass power in Panama. We sift through mounds of data, untangling the web of factors contributing to this intriguing correlation, and shed light on the unforeseen kinship between these distant realms.
As we disseminate our findings, we invite readers to peer through the lens of our research, unpacking the intricate interplay of environmental forces and energy dynamics. The revelations within these pages may prompt a reevaluation of the oft-perceived separation between seemingly disparate spheres, inviting new avenues of inquiry and inspiring a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of our world.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
While the study of air pollution and biomass power generation may seem about as relevant as a snowstorm in the Sahara, our investigation reveals an unexpected and robust correlation between these seemingly disparate entities. An air of mystery has surrounded the connection between the sooty skies of Boulder and the verdant power plants of Panama, enticing our research team to delve into this uncharted territory.
For years, the casual observer might have been more likely to spot a unicorn prancing through the streets of Boulder than to discern a link between the fine particulate matter blanketing the city and the smoldering of biomass in the tropical haven of Panama. Yet, as we peruse the voluminous data gathered over four decades, a compelling narrative unfolds, offering an insight into the intertwined fate of these distant locales.
The air of curiosity surrounding this investigation is as palpable as the fog of pollution over a bustling urban center, urging us to unmask the enigmatic relationship hidden within the intricate web of environmental and energy dynamics. As we embark on this journey, our aim is to not only reveal the substantive connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama but also to challenge conventional perceptions and catalyze a new wave of inquiry into the interconnectedness of our world.
With the disclosure of our findings, we invite readers to join us on this expedition, transcending the boundaries of conventional wisdom and embracing the unanticipated kinship between what once appeared as distant as a polar bear in the tropics. This revelation offers not only a peek into the entwined nature of disparate realms but also a beckoning to explore uncharted territories where the unexpected connections of our world await discovery.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.5208985, with an r-squared value of 0.2713353 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. The scatterplot in Figure 1 vividly illustrates this robust correlation and provides a visual depiction of the compelling link we have uncovered.
The statistical evidence unequivocally points to a symbiotic relationship between air pollution in Boulder and the generation of biomass power in Panama. This finding, while initially as surprising as finding a penguin in the tropics, challenges conventional assumptions and prompts a reevaluation of the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate environmental and energy domains.
The revelation of this unexpected correlation highlights the interconnected nature of environmental and energy dynamics, akin to the unsuspecting friendship between peanut butter and jelly. As we ponder the implications of this discovery, it becomes apparent that the relationship between air quality in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama is more intertwined than meets the eye.
Our exploration of this uncharted territory not only sheds light on the hidden interplay of these distant realms but also serves as a testament to the interconnectedness of our world. Just as a butterfly flapping its wings can set off a chain reaction across the globe, so too does the soot in the skies of Boulder appear to have a far-reaching impact on the generation of biomass power in Panama.
This unprecedented finding challenges the notion that certain environmental and energy phenomena exist in isolation, paving the way for further investigations into the unexpected connections that underpin our world. It is a poignant reminder that, much like the interconnected roots of a sprawling tree, the intricate web of environmental and energy dynamics intertwines in ways that may elude casual observation but which, upon closer inspection, reveal an intriguing and delightful harmony.
Our research not only uncovers this previously overlooked association between air pollution and biomass power generation but also beckons to a deeper exploration of the hidden ties that bind seemingly disparate elements in our world. As we digest the implications of this discovery, it becomes clear that the allegedly incongruent relationship between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama is a testament to the unforeseen kinship that underlies the fabric of our interconnected world.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Boulder and Biomass power generated in Panama. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
The Sooty Truth: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boulder and Biomass Power Generation in Panama
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration spanning from 1980 to 2021, our research team sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate elements. Our findings reveal a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.5208985 and p < 0.01, illuminating a compelling link that has eluded scholarly scrutiny until now.
While the unsuspecting observer gazing upon these domains may initially perceive them as unrelated as apples and oranges, our investigation uncovers the hidden interplay between air quality in Boulder and the generation of biomass power in Panama. We sift through mounds of data, untangling the web of factors contributing to this intriguing correlation, and shed light on the unforeseen kinship between these distant realms.
As we disseminate our findings, we invite readers to peer through the lens of our research, unpacking the intricate interplay of environmental forces and energy dynamics. The revelations within these pages may prompt a reevaluation of the oft-perceived separation between seemingly disparate spheres, inviting new avenues of inquiry and inspiring a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of our world.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In the illustrious tome by Smith et al., "A Comprehensive Analysis of Air Pollution in Boulder," the authors find a detailed examination of the various pollutants and their sources, painting a somber picture of the city's atmospheric woes. However, amidst the serious discussion of PM2.5 and ozone levels, one can almost hear the faint whispers of a jovial woodpecker, beckoning us towards the tropical landscape of Panama.
Doe's seminal work, "Biomass Power Generation: A Global Perspective," offers a thorough exploration of the growth and utilization of biomass energy worldwide. The comprehensive review of biomass power plants worldwide provides a wealth of information, interwoven with the faint aroma of coconut husks and the gentle rustling of palm leaves – a stark contrast to the crisp mountain air of Boulder.
In another exploration, Jones et al. delve into the intricate web of environmental dynamics in "The Interplay of Air Quality and Energy Sources." Amidst discussions of renewable energy and emissions, one can almost envision a mischievous toucan flitting through the lush canopies of the Panamanian rainforest, providing a hint of the exoticism that awaits us in these distant realms.
Venturing into the realm of non-fiction books, "The Big Burn: Teddy Roosevelt and the Fire That Saved America" by Timothy Egan provides a narrative of the historic forest fires in America, tying in with the theme of environmental impact. In a fictional vein, Barbara Kingsolver's "Flight Behavior" weaves a tale of unexpected ecological phenomena, adding an element of intrigue and mystery to our discourse.
Drawing from the realm of animated escapades, the vibrant world of "Avatar: The Last Airbender" offers allegorical insights into the elements and their interconnectedness. Meanwhile, "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" serves as a timeless testament to the harmony of environmental forces, albeit with a touch of superhero flair.
As we unravel the intricate connection between the seemingly incongruous domains of air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama, our analysis transcends the confines of scholarly discourse and embraces the unexpected quirks and connections that breathe life into our exploration.
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.5208985, with an r-squared value of 0.2713353 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. The scatterplot in Figure 1 vividly illustrates this robust correlation and provides a visual depiction of the compelling link we have uncovered.
The statistical evidence unequivocally points to a symbiotic relationship between air pollution in Boulder and the generation of biomass power in Panama. This finding, while initially as surprising as finding a penguin in the tropics, challenges conventional assumptions and prompts a reevaluation of the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate environmental and energy domains.
The revelation of this unexpected correlation highlights the interconnected nature of environmental and energy dynamics, akin to the unsuspecting friendship between peanut butter and jelly. As we ponder the implications of this discovery, it becomes apparent that the relationship between air quality in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama is more intertwined than meets the eye.
Our exploration of this uncharted territory not only sheds light on the hidden interplay of these distant realms but also serves as a testament to the interconnectedness of our world. Just as a butterfly flapping its wings can set off a chain reaction across the globe, so too does the soot in the skies of Boulder appear to have a far-reaching impact on the generation of biomass power in Panama.
This unprecedented finding challenges the notion that certain environmental and energy phenomena exist in isolation, paving the way for further investigations into the unexpected connections that underpin our world. It is a poignant reminder that, much like the interconnected roots of a sprawling tree, the intricate web of environmental and energy dynamics intertwines in ways that may elude casual observation but which, upon closer inspection, reveal an intriguing and delightful harmony.
Our research not only uncovers this previously overlooked association between air pollution and biomass power generation but also beckons to a deeper exploration of the hidden ties that bind seemingly disparate elements in our world. As we digest the implications of this discovery, it becomes clear that the allegedly incongruent relationship between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama is a testament to the unforeseen kinship that underlies the fabric of our interconnected world.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
This research has unveiled a compelling link between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama, challenging the conventional wisdom of their isolation like mismatched socks. Our findings not only align with previous scholarship but also expand and substantiate the whimsical inklings of unexpected connections weaving through our literature review. As we step further into the labyrinthine depths of this entwined relationship, it becomes increasingly clear that the seemingly disparate spheres of environmental quality and energy generation are more akin to two sides of the same coin – perhaps even like a koala clinging to its eucalyptus branch, inseparable and interdependent.
In the esteemed work of Smith et al., the ominous clouds of air pollution over Boulder gently nudged our attention towards the tropical allure of Panama, beckoning us to unravel the mystery shrouded in the mist of scholarly discourse. Much like the intrepid voyager embarking on a quest, we delved into the pulsating beats of the Panamanian biomass power generation, tracing the rhythmic dance of environmental forces echoed in the steady hum of energy production. Our revelatory findings waltz in harmony with the sober observations of prior scholars, echoing through the academic corridors like the distant melodies of an Amazonian samba.
Doe's global odyssey through biomass power generation offered a panoramic vista, brushing aside the coconut husks to reveal a verdant panorama that resonates with the whispers of Boulder's polluted skies. In doing so, our discoveries stand as a testament to the unexpected yak-and-yet coupling of these domains that previously seemed as disconnected as a desert island and an igloo in the frigid north. Our results, resounding like an incongruous yet harmonious symphony, lend credence to the playful musings and offhand humor that occasionally grace the hallowed halls of scholarly inquiry.
The captivating narrative of Timothy Egan's historical blaze, intertwined with the surreal ecological phenomena of Barbara Kingsolver's fiction, served as inspirations for this exploration, steering us towards the unforeseen kinship that underlies our research. In a manner akin to the surprising twists and turns of a carnival house of mirrors, our results shed light on the intricate web that binds these domains together, propelling the scholarly discourse into uncharted territories where the comedic quirks and subtle jabs of our literary predecessors have transmuted into legitimate nuggets of insight.
As we part the dew-kissed foliage of our findings, peering into the heart of this enigmatic connection, the gravity of our discovery cannot be understated. The revelation of this unlikely alliance reverberates through the academic sphere like the cascading harmonies of a serendipitous duet, casting a radiant light upon the oft-overlooked interplay of environmental and energy dynamics. With this revelation, we invite our scholarly peers to embrace the unexpected whimsy that infuses our intellectual pursuit, recognizing that the resilience and interconnectedness of our world may just be as astounding and capricious as a string of punchlines in an otherwise somber lecture hall.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Boulder and Biomass power generated in Panama. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Sooty Truth: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boulder and Biomass Power Generation in Panama
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration spanning from 1980 to 2021, our research team sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate elements. Our findings reveal a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.5208985 and p < 0.01, illuminating a compelling link that has eluded scholarly scrutiny until now.
While the unsuspecting observer gazing upon these domains may initially perceive them as unrelated as apples and oranges, our investigation uncovers the hidden interplay between air quality in Boulder and the generation of biomass power in Panama. We sift through mounds of data, untangling the web of factors contributing to this intriguing correlation, and shed light on the unforeseen kinship between these distant realms.
As we disseminate our findings, we invite readers to peer through the lens of our research, unpacking the intricate interplay of environmental forces and energy dynamics. The revelations within these pages may prompt a reevaluation of the oft-perceived separation between seemingly disparate spheres, inviting new avenues of inquiry and inspiring a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of our world.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
While the study of air pollution and biomass power generation may seem about as relevant as a snowstorm in the Sahara, our investigation reveals an unexpected and robust correlation between these seemingly disparate entities. An air of mystery has surrounded the connection between the sooty skies of Boulder and the verdant power plants of Panama, enticing our research team to delve into this uncharted territory.
For years, the casual observer might have been more likely to spot a unicorn prancing through the streets of Boulder than to discern a link between the fine particulate matter blanketing the city and the smoldering of biomass in the tropical haven of Panama. Yet, as we peruse the voluminous data gathered over four decades, a compelling narrative unfolds, offering an insight into the intertwined fate of these distant locales.
The air of curiosity surrounding this investigation is as palpable as the fog of pollution over a bustling urban center, urging us to unmask the enigmatic relationship hidden within the intricate web of environmental and energy dynamics. As we embark on this journey, our aim is to not only reveal the substantive connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama but also to challenge conventional perceptions and catalyze a new wave of inquiry into the interconnectedness of our world.
With the disclosure of our findings, we invite readers to join us on this expedition, transcending the boundaries of conventional wisdom and embracing the unanticipated kinship between what once appeared as distant as a polar bear in the tropics. This revelation offers not only a peek into the entwined nature of disparate realms but also a beckoning to explore uncharted territories where the unexpected connections of our world await discovery.
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.5208985, with an r-squared value of 0.2713353 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. The scatterplot in Figure 1 vividly illustrates this robust correlation and provides a visual depiction of the compelling link we have uncovered.
The statistical evidence unequivocally points to a symbiotic relationship between air pollution in Boulder and the generation of biomass power in Panama. This finding, while initially as surprising as finding a penguin in the tropics, challenges conventional assumptions and prompts a reevaluation of the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate environmental and energy domains.
The revelation of this unexpected correlation highlights the interconnected nature of environmental and energy dynamics, akin to the unsuspecting friendship between peanut butter and jelly. As we ponder the implications of this discovery, it becomes apparent that the relationship between air quality in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama is more intertwined than meets the eye.
Our exploration of this uncharted territory not only sheds light on the hidden interplay of these distant realms but also serves as a testament to the interconnectedness of our world. Just as a butterfly flapping its wings can set off a chain reaction across the globe, so too does the soot in the skies of Boulder appear to have a far-reaching impact on the generation of biomass power in Panama.
This unprecedented finding challenges the notion that certain environmental and energy phenomena exist in isolation, paving the way for further investigations into the unexpected connections that underpin our world. It is a poignant reminder that, much like the interconnected roots of a sprawling tree, the intricate web of environmental and energy dynamics intertwines in ways that may elude casual observation but which, upon closer inspection, reveal an intriguing and delightful harmony.
Our research not only uncovers this previously overlooked association between air pollution and biomass power generation but also beckons to a deeper exploration of the hidden ties that bind seemingly disparate elements in our world. As we digest the implications of this discovery, it becomes clear that the allegedly incongruent relationship between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama is a testament to the unforeseen kinship that underlies the fabric of our interconnected world.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has unveiled a surprising and robust correlation between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. The statistical evidence presented here not only emphasizes the significant relationship between these seemingly incongruous elements but also challenges traditional siloed perceptions of environmental and energy dynamics. The interconnectedness of these domains serves as a rich tapestry of our world, akin to the delightful surprise of finding a hidden compartment in a vintage suitcase.
The revelation of this correlation, reminiscent of finding a needle in a haystack, prompts a reevaluation of the assumed separateness of these distant realms. The findings tantalize the mind, beckoning further investigation into the unexpected connections that underpin environmental and energy dynamics, much like discovering a secret passageway in an ancient castle.
As we reflect on the implications of our discovery, it becomes apparent that the sooty skies of Boulder and the lush power plants of Panama are not as disparate as they may initially seem. In fact, they are as intertwined as the threads of a complex tapestry, creating a symphony of interconnected forces that shape our world.
Therefore, with a nod to conclusiveness, we assert that no further research is warranted in this area. The findings speak for themselves, and any additional inquiry would be as superfluous as a pogo stick for a giraffe. It is clear that the link between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama is a harmonious testament to the hidden connections that permeate our world.
In the end, our research has not only uncovered a surprising relationship but has also ignited a spark of curiosity to explore the unexpected interplay between disparate elements. Just as a caterpillar metamorphoses into a butterfly, so too does this revelation prompt a metamorphosis in our understanding of the interconnectedness of our world.
In the words of Shakespeare, "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players." As we play our parts in this interconnected theater, may we continue to unravel the enigmatic web of relationships that bind our world together, like uncovering a trove of buried treasure in the sands of time.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Sooty Truth: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boulder and Biomass Power Generation in Panama. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Transcontinental Environmental Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Sooty Truth: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boulder and Biomass Power Generation in Panama. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The International Institute for Ecological Economics and Sustainable Development
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Sooty Truth: Unveiling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Boulder and Biomass Power Generation in Panama with an abstract of This paper delves into the intriguing connection between air pollution in Boulder and biomass power generation in Panama. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration spanning from 1980 to 2021, our research team sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate elements. Our findings reveal a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.5208985 and p < 0.01, illuminating a compelling link that has eluded scholarly scrutiny until now.
While the unsuspecting observer gazing upon these domains may initially perceive them as unrelated as apples and oranges, our investigation uncovers the hidden interplay between air quality in Boulder and the generation of biomass power in Panama. We sift through mounds of data, untangling the web of factors contributing to this intriguing correlation, and shed light on the unforeseen kinship between these distant realms.
As we disseminate our findings, we invite readers to peer through the lens of our research, unpacking the intricate interplay of environmental forces and energy dynamics. The revelations within these pages may prompt a reevaluation of the oft-perceived separation between seemingly disparate spheres, inviting new avenues of inquiry and inspiring a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of our world.
ChatGPT:
air pollution, biomass power generation, Panama, Boulder, environmental data, correlation coefficient, interplay, energy dynamics, environmental forces, research paper
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Data details
Air pollution in BoulderDetailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Boulder, CO
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Boulder
Biomass power generated in Panama
Detailed data title: Total biomass power generated in Panama in billion kWh
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Biomass power generated in Panama
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.2713353 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 27.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Biomass power generated in Panama) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Boulder) over the 42 years from 1980 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0004051. 0.0004050912868455337000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.52 in 0.04051% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,469 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 41 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 41 because we have two variables measured over a period of 42 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.26, 0.71 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Air pollution in Boulder (Bad air quality days) | 0.573066 | 0 | 0.613497 | 1.0989 | 1.10497 | 0.549451 | 1.09589 | 0.821918 | 0.546448 | 0.547945 | 0 | 0.273973 | 0 | 0.273973 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.36986 | 0.273973 | 0 | 0 | 0.273973 | 0.273973 | 0 | 0 | 0.821918 | 0.821918 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.11421 | 0.277778 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.276243 | 0 | 0.546448 | 0.821918 |
Biomass power generated in Panama (Billion kWh) | 0.042 | 0.144 | 0.161 | 0.141 | 0.144 | 0.097 | 0.105 | 0.096 | 0.128 | 0.068 | 0.056 | 0.04 | 0.046 | 0.042 | 0.028 | 0.015 | 0.018 | 0.021 | 0.023 | 0.029 | 0.024 | 0.023 | 0.018 | 0.021 | 0.024 | 0.023 | 0.072 | 0.076 | 0.016 | 0.023 | 0.022 | 0.023 | 0.024 | 0.032 | 0.029 | 0.031 | 0.031 | 0.04 | 0.05 | 0.052 | 0.062 | 0.0624941 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.573066,0,0.613497,1.0989,1.10497,0.549451,1.09589,0.821918,0.546448,0.547945,0,0.273973,0,0.273973,0,0,0,0,1.36986,0.273973,0,0,0.273973,0.273973,0,0,0.821918,0.821918,0,0,0,0,1.11421,0.277778,0,0,0,0,0.276243,0,0.546448,0.821918,])
array_2 = np.array([0.042,0.144,0.161,0.141,0.144,0.097,0.105,0.096,0.128,0.068,0.056,0.04,0.046,0.042,0.028,0.015,0.018,0.021,0.023,0.029,0.024,0.023,0.018,0.021,0.024,0.023,0.072,0.076,0.016,0.023,0.022,0.023,0.024,0.032,0.029,0.031,0.031,0.04,0.05,0.052,0.062,0.0624941,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Boulder"
array_2_name = "Biomass power generated in Panama"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1356 · Black Variable ID: 20379 · Red Variable ID: 23889