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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Got Milk? An Udderly Surprising Connection: Assessing the Correlation Between Milk Consumption and Robberies in Arizona
The Journal of Bovine Behavior and Social Sciences
r=0.931 · 95% conf. int. [0.861,0.966] · r2=0.866 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island
International Journal of Dairy Criminology
r=0.956 · 95% conf. int. [0.911,0.979] · r2=0.914 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Daniel Dilemma: A Statistical Study of the Relationship between the Name Daniel and Burglary Incidents in Nevada
The Journal of Eccentric Sociological Studies
r=0.970 · 95% conf. int. [0.942,0.984] · r2=0.940 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Nebulous Notions: Neptune's Distance and Oklahoma's Arson
The Journal of Celestial Conundrums
r=0.957 · 95% conf. int. [0.917,0.977] · r2=0.915 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Exploring the Link Between Extraterrestrial Sightings and Hotdog Consumption: A Close Encounter of the Culinary Kind
The International Journal of Gastronomic Anomalies
r=0.847 · 95% conf. int. [0.734,0.915] · r2=0.718 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Say Cheese, Say Please: Exploring the Whey of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Burglaries in Arizona
The Journal of Culinary Criminology
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.875,0.969] · r2=0.879 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

An Unlikely Pair: The Link Between Robberies in Idaho and U.S. Intercountry Adoptions
The Journal of Quirky Criminology
r=0.927 · 95% conf. int. [0.833,0.969] · r2=0.859 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Burning Issues: Exploring the Fiery Relationship between Arson in Missouri and Gasoline in the United Kingdom
The Journal of Pyro-Connections
r=0.967 · 95% conf. int. [0.937,0.983] · r2=0.935 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs
Journal of Extraterrestrial Expeditions and Statistical Climatology
r=0.901 · 95% conf. int. [0.813,0.949] · r2=0.812 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Neptune's Distance and Polluted Existence: An Astropollution Odyssey
The Interstellar Journal of Cosmic Ecology
r=0.657 · 95% conf. int. [0.438,0.803] · r2=0.432 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pondering Petroleum Pinpointed: St. Louis Air Pollution and Danish Diesel Demand
The Journal of Ecological Economics and Environmental Management
r=0.746 · 95% conf. int. [0.574,0.855] · r2=0.556 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Culture of Thievery: A Curd Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Burglaries in Washington
Journal of Dairy Deviance
r=0.902 · 95% conf. int. [0.808,0.952] · r2=0.814 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sparked by Arson: Exploring the Incendiary Connection Between Arson in Pennsylvania and the Birth Rates of Triplets or More in the United States
Journal of Pyrokinetic Epidemiology
r=0.902 · 95% conf. int. [0.764,0.961] · r2=0.813 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Johnathon Job: An Examination of the Correlation between Popularity of the First Name Johnathon and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Pennsylvania
Journal of Quirky Social Sciences
r=0.981 · 95% conf. int. [0.964,0.990] · r2=0.963 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mystery in the Sky: UFO Sightings in Georgia and Mount Everest Climbing Highs
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Expeditions and Adventure Research
r=0.939 · 95% conf. int. [0.883,0.968] · r2=0.881 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cosmic Connections: Colorado UFOs and Catastrophic Car Conundrums
Journal of Extraterrestrial Encounters
r=0.907 · 95% conf. int. [0.838,0.947] · r2=0.822 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Brew and OKE Link: The Sync of Beer and Stock
The Journal of Fermented Finance
r=0.831 · 95% conf. int. [0.622,0.929] · r2=0.690 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pouring Over the Pour: Exploring the Bartenders-Stock Price Connection
The Journal of Mixology and Financial Analysis
r=0.777 · 95% conf. int. [0.509,0.907] · r2=0.603 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Techno Degrees and Align Tech's Fees: A Rhyme Time Analysis of Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences and Align Technology's Stock Price
Journal of Technological Rhyme and Economics
r=0.967 · 95% conf. int. [0.864,0.993] · r2=0.936 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Genetically Modified Cotton and Cruise Control: An Unlikely Pair
The Journal of Agricultural Genetics and Behavioral Engineering
r=0.878 · 95% conf. int. [0.730,0.947] · r2=0.771 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota
The Journal of Agricultural Sociology and Genetic Alchemy
r=0.910 · 95% conf. int. [0.763,0.967] · r2=0.828 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Smoggin' Spanish: Unraveling the Relationship between Air Pollution in Tallahassee and Google Searches for 'Learn Spanish'
The Journal of Environmental Linguistics
r=0.932 · 95% conf. int. [0.833,0.973] · r2=0.869 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: Uncovering the Gas-Tly Connection Between Air Pollution in Washington Court House, Ohio and Petroleum Consumption in Eritrea
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Studies
r=0.865 · 95% conf. int. [0.710,0.941] · r2=0.749 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Puzzling Pollution: Parsing the Link Between Air Quality in Seneca and Jet Fuel in Burkina Faso
The International Journal of Environmental Quandaries
r=0.729 · 95% conf. int. [0.382,0.896] · r2=0.531 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Rhyme and Reason of Air Pollution Season: A Comical Correlation between Milwaukee's Smog and Peru's Kerosene Fog
The Journal of Absurd Atmospheric Analysis
r=0.758 · 95% conf. int. [0.590,0.863] · r2=0.575 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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