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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the second variable is The marriage rate in North Dakota.  The chart goes from 2005 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As it turns out, genetically modified corn in North Dakota was inadvertently doubling as a potent aphrodisiac. With its reduced GMO use, the corn could no longer corn-vince the locals to put a ring on it, leading to a cob-siderable decrease in the marriage rate. Who would have thought that the secret to a fruitful love life in North Dakota was simply an ear-resistible ear of GMO corn!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a cyberpunk interpretation of a cornfield in North Dakota, with rows of genetically modified corn stretching into the distance. The corn plants are depicted in a futuristic, high-tech style, emanating a synthetic glow against a dark, dystopian backdrop. As the GMO use in the corn decreases, the once vibrant plants visibly show signs of decay and mutation, glowing with an eerie, otherworldly light. In the midst of the struggling and mutated cornfield stands a cybernetic wedding chapel, a fusion of traditional architecture and futuristic technology. The chapel's design incorporates elements of advanced cybernetics, such as neon lighting and metallic enhancements. The surrounding area is desolate, with the empty, foreboding chapel serving as a stark contrast to the once bustling and joyous celebrations. The declining marriage rates have cast a haunting shadow over the cyberpunk landscape, reflecting the interconnected impact of the failing corn harvests and dwindling marital ceremonies in North Dakota's future society. The imagery should evoke a sense of technological advancement juxtaposed with the bleak consequences of environmental and societal decline, all within a cyberpunk aesthetic. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and The marriage rate in North Dakota. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Psychedelic Cute cartoon Celtic art Cyberpunk Cyberpunk
ChatGPT: Cyberpunk

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and The marriage rate in North Dakota, in the following situation: As GMO use decreased, corn couldn't "ear" its keep, leading to "stalk" market crashes, causing a "husk" of financial instability. With less "corny" profits, folks couldn't afford lavish weddings, leading to a "grain" of truth: marriage rates "kernel"ed downward!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a field in North Dakota, rows of corn stretch out as far as the eye can see. The corn plants look healthy and robust, indicating heavy GMO use in their growth. However, as the GMO use in the corn decreases, the once thriving plants begin to wilt and wither. Amidst the struggling cornfield, a quaint wedding chapel sits nearby. The decreased profits from the failing corn harvests have led to a financial strain on the community, resulting in fewer lavish weddings being held. The chapel, usually bustling with joyous celebrations, now stands quiet and empty, with fewer couples saying "I do." This visual scene portrays the intertwined impact of decreasing GMO use in corn and the declining marriage rates in North Dakota.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cyberpunk ] and depicting this scene: In a field in North Dakota, rows of corn stretch out as far as the eye can see. The corn plants look healthy and robust, indicating heavy GMO use in their growth. However, as the GMO use in the corn decreases, the once thriving plants begin to wilt and wither. Amidst the struggling cornfield, a quaint wedding chapel sits nearby. The decreased profits from the failing corn harvests have led to a financial strain on the community, resulting in fewer lavish weddings being held. The chapel, usually bustling with joyous celebrations, now stands quiet and empty, with fewer couples saying "I do." This visual scene portrays the intertwined impact of decreasing GMO use in corn and the declining marriage rates in North Dakota. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a cyberpunk interpretation of a cornfield in North Dakota, with rows of genetically modified corn stretching into the distance. The corn plants are depicted in a futuristic, high-tech style, emanating a synthetic glow against a dark, dystopian backdrop. As the GMO use in the corn decreases, the once vibrant plants visibly show signs of decay and mutation, glowing with an eerie, otherworldly light. In the midst of the struggling and mutated cornfield stands a cybernetic wedding chapel, a fusion of traditional architecture and futuristic technology. The chapel's design incorporates elements of advanced cybernetics, such as neon lighting and metallic enhancements. The surrounding area is desolate, with the empty, foreboding chapel serving as a stark contrast to the once bustling and joyous celebrations. The declining marriage rates have cast a haunting shadow over the cyberpunk landscape, reflecting the interconnected impact of the failing corn harvests and dwindling marital ceremonies in North Dakota's future society. The imagery should evoke a sense of technological advancement juxtaposed with the bleak consequences of environmental and societal decline, all within a cyberpunk aesthetic.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota caused The marriage rate in North Dakota to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota

The Journal of Agricultural Sociology and Genetic Alchemy

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and The marriage rate in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from USDA and CDC National Vital Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 and p < 0.01 for 2005 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
Despite the lack of any apparent link between the cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) and societal behavior, this paper endeavors to investigate the obscure and often overlooked relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state. Using meticulous data analysis from the USDA and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team has uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2005 to 2021. At first glance, one might dismiss such findings as mere happenstance, but our study suggests that there may be more than just kernels of truth in the notion that GMO corn growth and the marriage market in North Dakota are intertwined. Although this association might seem as incongruous as a cob of corn at a wedding reception, our findings demand further investigation into the curious connection between agricultural practices and social phenomena. We hope this study not only fertilizes the field of societal impact research but also sows the seeds of curiosity in exploring unexpected correlations, reminding us that sometimes the most unusual associations can kernel-ate meaningful insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and The marriage rate in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
Despite the lack of any apparent link between the cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) and societal behavior, this paper endeavors to investigate the obscure and often overlooked relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state. Using meticulous data analysis from the USDA and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team has uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2005 to 2021. At first glance, one might dismiss such findings as mere happenstance, but our study suggests that there may be more than just kernels of truth in the notion that GMO corn growth and the marriage market in North Dakota are intertwined. Although this association might seem as incongruous as a cob of corn at a wedding reception, our findings demand further investigation into the curious connection between agricultural practices and social phenomena. We hope this study not only fertilizes the field of societal impact research but also sows the seeds of curiosity in exploring unexpected correlations, reminding us that sometimes the most unusual associations can kernel-ate meaningful insights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In recent years, there has been an increased focus on understanding the potential impact of agricultural practices on various societal trends. While the connection between farming methods and economic outcomes has been well-documented, the influence of genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn cultivation on social behavior remains a somewhat uncharted territory. Without sounding corny, no one would have guessed that the marriage market in North Dakota could have any corncerns with the growth of GMO corn. Nonetheless, this study endeavors to shed light on the unexpected relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state.

As researchers, we often stumble upon curious correlations that seem as implausible as a tomato plant sprouting in a cornfield. However, with the technological advancements in data analysis and the proliferation of publicly available datasets, it has become increasingly feasible to explore seemingly unrelated variables and unearth hidden connections. Our investigation into this unique correlation aims to not only analyze the statistical relationship between GMO corn growth and marriage rates but also to delve into the potential mechanisms underlying such an association.

The pursuit of this research was not without its challenges. Our initial hypothesizing led to some kernel of doubt among our peers, who couldn't grasp the idea of GMO corn impacting the matrimonial choices of North Dakotans. Nevertheless, fueled by curiosity and a desire to explore the unexplored, we delved into the extensive datasets from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention National Vital Statistics to conduct a comprehensive analysis.

While some may dismiss our findings as mere statistical noise, the robustness of the correlation coefficient and the striking significance levels have left even the most skeptical minds reeling. The unexpected nature of our results reminds us that sometimes, in the vast cornfield of data and research, the most remarkable discoveries can manifest from the most unlikely pairings.

In the subsequent sections of this paper, we will present a thorough analysis of the data, discuss potential explanations for the observed correlation, and propose avenues for further exploration. By doing so, we hope to not only contribute to the burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research but also inject a kernel of humor and curiosity into the sometimes starchy world of academic inquiry. After all, as researchers, we must not be afraid to embrace the unexpected, even if it means venturing into the unconventional terrain of the marriage market and genetically modified corn growth.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and The marriage rate in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
Despite the lack of any apparent link between the cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) and societal behavior, this paper endeavors to investigate the obscure and often overlooked relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state. Using meticulous data analysis from the USDA and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team has uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2005 to 2021. At first glance, one might dismiss such findings as mere happenstance, but our study suggests that there may be more than just kernels of truth in the notion that GMO corn growth and the marriage market in North Dakota are intertwined. Although this association might seem as incongruous as a cob of corn at a wedding reception, our findings demand further investigation into the curious connection between agricultural practices and social phenomena. We hope this study not only fertilizes the field of societal impact research but also sows the seeds of curiosity in exploring unexpected correlations, reminding us that sometimes the most unusual associations can kernel-ate meaningful insights.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In recent years, there has been an increased focus on understanding the potential impact of agricultural practices on various societal trends. While the connection between farming methods and economic outcomes has been well-documented, the influence of genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn cultivation on social behavior remains a somewhat uncharted territory. Without sounding corny, no one would have guessed that the marriage market in North Dakota could have any corncerns with the growth of GMO corn. Nonetheless, this study endeavors to shed light on the unexpected relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state.
As researchers, we often stumble upon curious correlations that seem as implausible as a tomato plant sprouting in a cornfield. However, with the technological advancements in data analysis and the proliferation of publicly available datasets, it has become increasingly feasible to explore seemingly unrelated variables and unearth hidden connections. Our investigation into this unique correlation aims to not only analyze the statistical relationship between GMO corn growth and marriage rates but also to delve into the potential mechanisms underlying such an association.
The pursuit of this research was not without its challenges. Our initial hypothesizing led to some kernel of doubt among our peers, who couldn't grasp the idea of GMO corn impacting the matrimonial choices of North Dakotans. Nevertheless, fueled by curiosity and a desire to explore the unexplored, we delved into the extensive datasets from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention National Vital Statistics to conduct a comprehensive analysis.
While some may dismiss our findings as mere statistical noise, the robustness of the correlation coefficient and the striking significance levels have left even the most skeptical minds reeling. The unexpected nature of our results reminds us that sometimes, in the vast cornfield of data and research, the most remarkable discoveries can manifest from the most unlikely pairings.
In the subsequent sections of this paper, we will present a thorough analysis of the data, discuss potential explanations for the observed correlation, and propose avenues for further exploration. By doing so, we hope to not only contribute to the burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research but also inject a kernel of humor and curiosity into the sometimes starchy world of academic inquiry. After all, as researchers, we must not be afraid to embrace the unexpected, even if it means venturing into the unconventional terrain of the marriage market and genetically modified corn growth.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

As we traverse the verdant fields of interdisciplinary inquiry, we find ourselves amidst a bountiful harvest of scholarly works and intellectual musings that offer insights into seemingly disparate realms of GMO cultivation and matrimonial pursuits. At the outset, it is essential to ground our exploration in the empirical terrain, where Smith, in their seminal work "Corn and Society: Cultivating Connections," expounds on the multifaceted impact of corn cultivation on societal structures. Doe, in "Marriage Trends in Agricultural Heartlands," scrutinizes the interplay between agricultural landscapes and marital inclinations, providing a lens through which to view the intersection of agrarian practices and relational bonds. Not to be overlooked, Jones, in "The Genetic Coding of Love: An Unconventional Perspective," ventures into the peculiar avenues of genetic influence on emotional entanglements, albeit with a focus on human genetics rather than maize.

Venturing beyond the confines of scholarly tomes, we find ourselves drawn into the realm of non-fiction works that flirt with the notion of unexpected correlations. "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan invites us to ponder the intricate web of agricultural practices and human behavior, taking us on a gastronomic journey intertwined with societal reflections. Similarly, "Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind" by Yuval Noah Harari proffers a panoramic view of human evolution, unsettling conventional wisdom and tempting us to ponder the invisible threads connecting agricultural innovation and social customs.

Transitioning from the empirical to the imaginative, we pivot towards the realm of fiction, where works such as "The Marriage Plot" by Jeffrey Eugenides tantalize our storytelling sensibilities, weaving romantic entanglements against the backdrop of societal shifts. Meanwhile, in a parallel universe not far from our cornfields, "Cornfield Chronicles: A Love Story" by Fictional Author X whimsically delineates the trials and tribulations of love amidst the rustling stalks of golden maize, prompting us to consider the allegorical potential of agricultural symbolism in matters of the heart.

In a surprising twist, even the realm of board games presents us with thematic resonances. "Agricola: All Creatures Big and Small" leads us into a simulation of pastoral life, where strategic choices in agriculture and animal husbandry mirror the delicate balancing act of human relationships. The playful juxtaposition of agricultural dilemmas and communal bonds in "Carcassonne" beckons us to contemplate the intricacies of societal interplay, albeit in the realm of imaginary landscapes and whimsical tile placement.

As we navigate this cornucopia of literary and ludic engagements, it becomes evident that our pursuit of understanding the intricate dance between GMO corn growth and the marriage market in North Dakota resonates with both the empirical rigor of scholarly discourse and the imaginative dalliance of creative contemplation. Our endeavor to illuminate this enigmatic correlation stands not only as a testament to scholarly curiosity but also as a reminder that the most unlikely of pairings can, at times, yield the most tantalizing kernels of insight.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and The marriage rate in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and CDC National Vital Statistics . You used data from 2005 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
Despite the lack of any apparent link between the cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) and societal behavior, this paper endeavors to investigate the obscure and often overlooked relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state. Using meticulous data analysis from the USDA and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team has uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2005 to 2021. At first glance, one might dismiss such findings as mere happenstance, but our study suggests that there may be more than just kernels of truth in the notion that GMO corn growth and the marriage market in North Dakota are intertwined. Although this association might seem as incongruous as a cob of corn at a wedding reception, our findings demand further investigation into the curious connection between agricultural practices and social phenomena. We hope this study not only fertilizes the field of societal impact research but also sows the seeds of curiosity in exploring unexpected correlations, reminding us that sometimes the most unusual associations can kernel-ate meaningful insights.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In recent years, there has been an increased focus on understanding the potential impact of agricultural practices on various societal trends. While the connection between farming methods and economic outcomes has been well-documented, the influence of genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn cultivation on social behavior remains a somewhat uncharted territory. Without sounding corny, no one would have guessed that the marriage market in North Dakota could have any corncerns with the growth of GMO corn. Nonetheless, this study endeavors to shed light on the unexpected relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state.
As researchers, we often stumble upon curious correlations that seem as implausible as a tomato plant sprouting in a cornfield. However, with the technological advancements in data analysis and the proliferation of publicly available datasets, it has become increasingly feasible to explore seemingly unrelated variables and unearth hidden connections. Our investigation into this unique correlation aims to not only analyze the statistical relationship between GMO corn growth and marriage rates but also to delve into the potential mechanisms underlying such an association.
The pursuit of this research was not without its challenges. Our initial hypothesizing led to some kernel of doubt among our peers, who couldn't grasp the idea of GMO corn impacting the matrimonial choices of North Dakotans. Nevertheless, fueled by curiosity and a desire to explore the unexplored, we delved into the extensive datasets from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention National Vital Statistics to conduct a comprehensive analysis.
While some may dismiss our findings as mere statistical noise, the robustness of the correlation coefficient and the striking significance levels have left even the most skeptical minds reeling. The unexpected nature of our results reminds us that sometimes, in the vast cornfield of data and research, the most remarkable discoveries can manifest from the most unlikely pairings.
In the subsequent sections of this paper, we will present a thorough analysis of the data, discuss potential explanations for the observed correlation, and propose avenues for further exploration. By doing so, we hope to not only contribute to the burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research but also inject a kernel of humor and curiosity into the sometimes starchy world of academic inquiry. After all, as researchers, we must not be afraid to embrace the unexpected, even if it means venturing into the unconventional terrain of the marriage market and genetically modified corn growth.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic connection between the cultivation of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in North Dakota and the state's marriage rate, our research team employed a blend of meticulous data collection, statistical analysis, and a healthy dose of inquisitiveness. Our methods were as carefully cultivated as a prized heirloom tomato plant, albeit with a sprinkle of scientific skepticism and a pinch of lightheartedness.

Data Collection:
In our quest for understanding the connection between GMO corn and the marriage market, we scavenged the digital cornfields of the internet to harvest relevant data, with a particular emphasis on the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) National Vital Statistics. We also consulted reputable scholarly publications and reports to ensure our data bouquet was as diverse as a colorful cornucopia.

GMO Corn Growth:
We assessed the proliferation of GMO corn in North Dakota by examining data on acreage devoted to genetically modified corn cultivation, paying special attention to changes in planting practices, pest management, and overall adoption rates. We employed a “corncentric” approach to ensure that our analysis captured the nuances of GMO corn growth, acknowledging the complex interplay of weather patterns, farming techniques, and agricultural policies that could influence the corn crop's DNA structure.

Marriage Rate Analysis:
Furthermore, we meticulously gathered data on marriage rates in North Dakota, taking into account factors such as age, gender, and geographic distribution. Understanding that the institution of marriage can be as multi-layered as the husk of a corn cob, we sought to discern patterns and fluctuations that may coincide with the ebb and flow of GMO corn growth.

Statistical Wizardry:
Upon harvesting the data, we subjected it to a rigorous statistical analysis that would have made even the most seasoned statistician acknowledge the kernel of truth in our efforts. Utilizing sophisticated software and modeling techniques, we calculated correlation coefficients, conducted trend analyses, and executed regression models to untangle the intricate web of variables. The resulting statistical fruits of our labor provided compelling evidence of the association between GMO corn growth and marriage rates, leaving even the most skeptical observers in awe.

Time Period:
Our analysis spanned the years 2005 to 2021, allowing us to capture the evolution of both GMO corn cultivation and marital trends over a substantial period. This temporal breadth was vital in ensuring that our findings were not mere statistical chaff but rather representative of the broader matrimonial and agricultural landscape.

Ethical Considerations:
While delving into the kernels of this peculiar correlation, we upheld the principles of ethical research conduct, ensuring that the privacy and confidentiality of individuals represented in the datasets were safeguarded as diligently as a farmer guards their prized seed stock. Our study aimed to cultivate knowledge and insight without trampling the ethical boundaries that underpin the field of scientific inquiry.

In summary, our methodology entailed a thorough examination of agricultural and social data, a meticulous statistical analysis, and a spirit of curiosity that rivaled the determination of a plant searching for sunlight in a dense field. Our approach, while steadfast in its scientific rigor, also embraced the unexpected with open arms, much like stumbling upon an ear of purple corn in an otherwise monotone field.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and The marriage rate in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and CDC National Vital Statistics .

For the time period 2005 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9098550, r-squared of 0.8278362, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
Despite the lack of any apparent link between the cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) and societal behavior, this paper endeavors to investigate the obscure and often overlooked relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state. Using meticulous data analysis from the USDA and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team has uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2005 to 2021. At first glance, one might dismiss such findings as mere happenstance, but our study suggests that there may be more than just kernels of truth in the notion that GMO corn growth and the marriage market in North Dakota are intertwined. Although this association might seem as incongruous as a cob of corn at a wedding reception, our findings demand further investigation into the curious connection between agricultural practices and social phenomena. We hope this study not only fertilizes the field of societal impact research but also sows the seeds of curiosity in exploring unexpected correlations, reminding us that sometimes the most unusual associations can kernel-ate meaningful insights.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In recent years, there has been an increased focus on understanding the potential impact of agricultural practices on various societal trends. While the connection between farming methods and economic outcomes has been well-documented, the influence of genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn cultivation on social behavior remains a somewhat uncharted territory. Without sounding corny, no one would have guessed that the marriage market in North Dakota could have any corncerns with the growth of GMO corn. Nonetheless, this study endeavors to shed light on the unexpected relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state.
As researchers, we often stumble upon curious correlations that seem as implausible as a tomato plant sprouting in a cornfield. However, with the technological advancements in data analysis and the proliferation of publicly available datasets, it has become increasingly feasible to explore seemingly unrelated variables and unearth hidden connections. Our investigation into this unique correlation aims to not only analyze the statistical relationship between GMO corn growth and marriage rates but also to delve into the potential mechanisms underlying such an association.
The pursuit of this research was not without its challenges. Our initial hypothesizing led to some kernel of doubt among our peers, who couldn't grasp the idea of GMO corn impacting the matrimonial choices of North Dakotans. Nevertheless, fueled by curiosity and a desire to explore the unexplored, we delved into the extensive datasets from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention National Vital Statistics to conduct a comprehensive analysis.
While some may dismiss our findings as mere statistical noise, the robustness of the correlation coefficient and the striking significance levels have left even the most skeptical minds reeling. The unexpected nature of our results reminds us that sometimes, in the vast cornfield of data and research, the most remarkable discoveries can manifest from the most unlikely pairings.
In the subsequent sections of this paper, we will present a thorough analysis of the data, discuss potential explanations for the observed correlation, and propose avenues for further exploration. By doing so, we hope to not only contribute to the burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research but also inject a kernel of humor and curiosity into the sometimes starchy world of academic inquiry. After all, as researchers, we must not be afraid to embrace the unexpected, even if it means venturing into the unconventional terrain of the marriage market and genetically modified corn growth.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state for the years 2005 to 2021. This strong correlation, akin to the bond between peas in a pod, suggests a potential relationship worthy of further investigation.

The r-squared value of 0.8278362 further emphasizes the robustness of the association, indicating that approximately 83% of the variability in the marriage rate can be explained by changes in GMO corn growth. This level of predictability is quite striking, akin to forecasting a bountiful harvest based on the height of the cornstalks alone.

Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, leading us to reject the idea that the relationship between GMO corn growth and the marriage rate is merely happenstance. Indeed, the statistical significance of this finding is as clear as the distinction between heirloom and genetically modified corn kernels.

Figure 1 depicts the scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state. The upward trend in the data points is as unmistakable as spotting a cob of corn in a field of wheat, reinforcing the notion that there is a meaningful connection between these seemingly disparate variables.

These results, while surprising at first glance, prompt us to dig deeper into the potential mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. Could it be that the allure of GMO cornfields has led to a heightened sense of romance, or perhaps the presence of genetically modified corn has inadvertently sparked a surge in wedding proposals? While these speculations may sound as whimsical as planting roses in a cabbage patch, they highlight the need for further exploration into the intricacies of agricultural practices and their impact on social dynamics.

In the subsequent sections, we will delve into a detailed analysis of the data, consider potential explanations for this peculiar association, and propose avenues for future research. Our findings not only underscore the need to embrace unconventional correlations but also serve as a reminder that sometimes the most unexpected pairings yield the most enlightening discoveries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and The marriage rate in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
Despite the lack of any apparent link between the cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) and societal behavior, this paper endeavors to investigate the obscure and often overlooked relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state. Using meticulous data analysis from the USDA and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team has uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2005 to 2021. At first glance, one might dismiss such findings as mere happenstance, but our study suggests that there may be more than just kernels of truth in the notion that GMO corn growth and the marriage market in North Dakota are intertwined. Although this association might seem as incongruous as a cob of corn at a wedding reception, our findings demand further investigation into the curious connection between agricultural practices and social phenomena. We hope this study not only fertilizes the field of societal impact research but also sows the seeds of curiosity in exploring unexpected correlations, reminding us that sometimes the most unusual associations can kernel-ate meaningful insights.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
As we traverse the verdant fields of interdisciplinary inquiry, we find ourselves amidst a bountiful harvest of scholarly works and intellectual musings that offer insights into seemingly disparate realms of GMO cultivation and matrimonial pursuits. At the outset, it is essential to ground our exploration in the empirical terrain, where Smith, in their seminal work "Corn and Society: Cultivating Connections," expounds on the multifaceted impact of corn cultivation on societal structures. Doe, in "Marriage Trends in Agricultural Heartlands," scrutinizes the interplay between agricultural landscapes and marital inclinations, providing a lens through which to view the intersection of agrarian practices and relational bonds. Not to be overlooked, Jones, in "The Genetic Coding of Love: An Unconventional Perspective," ventures into the peculiar avenues of genetic influence on emotional entanglements, albeit with a focus on human genetics rather than maize.
Venturing beyond the confines of scholarly tomes, we find ourselves drawn into the realm of non-fiction works that flirt with the notion of unexpected correlations. "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan invites us to ponder the intricate web of agricultural practices and human behavior, taking us on a gastronomic journey intertwined with societal reflections. Similarly, "Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind" by Yuval Noah Harari proffers a panoramic view of human evolution, unsettling conventional wisdom and tempting us to ponder the invisible threads connecting agricultural innovation and social customs.
Transitioning from the empirical to the imaginative, we pivot towards the realm of fiction, where works such as "The Marriage Plot" by Jeffrey Eugenides tantalize our storytelling sensibilities, weaving romantic entanglements against the backdrop of societal shifts. Meanwhile, in a parallel universe not far from our cornfields, "Cornfield Chronicles: A Love Story" by Fictional Author X whimsically delineates the trials and tribulations of love amidst the rustling stalks of golden maize, prompting us to consider the allegorical potential of agricultural symbolism in matters of the heart.
In a surprising twist, even the realm of board games presents us with thematic resonances. "Agricola: All Creatures Big and Small" leads us into a simulation of pastoral life, where strategic choices in agriculture and animal husbandry mirror the delicate balancing act of human relationships. The playful juxtaposition of agricultural dilemmas and communal bonds in "Carcassonne" beckons us to contemplate the intricacies of societal interplay, albeit in the realm of imaginary landscapes and whimsical tile placement.
As we navigate this cornucopia of literary and ludic engagements, it becomes evident that our pursuit of understanding the intricate dance between GMO corn growth and the marriage market in North Dakota resonates with both the empirical rigor of scholarly discourse and the imaginative dalliance of creative contemplation. Our endeavor to illuminate this enigmatic correlation stands not only as a testament to scholarly curiosity but also as a reminder that the most unlikely of pairings can, at times, yield the most tantalizing kernels of insight.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state for the years 2005 to 2021. This strong correlation, akin to the bond between peas in a pod, suggests a potential relationship worthy of further investigation.
The r-squared value of 0.8278362 further emphasizes the robustness of the association, indicating that approximately 83% of the variability in the marriage rate can be explained by changes in GMO corn growth. This level of predictability is quite striking, akin to forecasting a bountiful harvest based on the height of the cornstalks alone.
Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, leading us to reject the idea that the relationship between GMO corn growth and the marriage rate is merely happenstance. Indeed, the statistical significance of this finding is as clear as the distinction between heirloom and genetically modified corn kernels.
Figure 1 depicts the scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state. The upward trend in the data points is as unmistakable as spotting a cob of corn in a field of wheat, reinforcing the notion that there is a meaningful connection between these seemingly disparate variables.
These results, while surprising at first glance, prompt us to dig deeper into the potential mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. Could it be that the allure of GMO cornfields has led to a heightened sense of romance, or perhaps the presence of genetically modified corn has inadvertently sparked a surge in wedding proposals? While these speculations may sound as whimsical as planting roses in a cabbage patch, they highlight the need for further exploration into the intricacies of agricultural practices and their impact on social dynamics.
In the subsequent sections, we will delve into a detailed analysis of the data, consider potential explanations for this peculiar association, and propose avenues for future research. Our findings not only underscore the need to embrace unconventional correlations but also serve as a reminder that sometimes the most unexpected pairings yield the most enlightening discoveries.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Upon unearthing the substantial positive correlation between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state, our initial reaction was as incredulous as spotting a unicorn in a cornfield. However, much like the unexpected presence of mythical creatures amidst the maize, our findings have compelled us to contemplate the underlying mechanisms and potential implications of this peculiar association.

Our investigation into the literature revealed both empirical and imaginative inklings that resonate with our unexpected results. Scholars such as Smith and Doe have laid the groundwork for scrutinizing the intricate interplay between agricultural landscapes and societal structures. Similarly, the allegorical potential of agricultural symbolism in matters of the heart, as whimsically outlined in "Cornfield Chronicles: A Love Story," beckons us to consider the potential resonances between agricultural practices and the romantic inclinations of North Dakotans.

The robust correlation coefficient and high r-squared value observed in our analysis echo the unmistakable synchronicity of a well-choreographed dance number, emphasizing the predictability and strength of the relationship between GMO corn growth and the marriage rate in North Dakota. Furthermore, the statistically significant p-value serves as an unambiguous signal that this association is not to be dismissed lightly, akin to the precise categorization of organic and genetically modified produce.

The results beckon us to probe deeper into the potential mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. Perhaps the allure of genetically modified cornfields exudes a certain romanticism, or the presence of GMO corn has inadvertently fertilized the grounds for love to blossom. While these speculations may sound as whimsical as a crop circle in a wheat field, they highlight the need for further exploration into the intricate relationship between agricultural practices and social dynamics.

In light of these findings, we are reminded that scientific inquiry often uncovers the most unexpected and delightful surprises, much like stumbling upon a hidden treasure while tilling the soil. Our study, therefore, not only adds a kernel of curiosity to the field of societal impact research but also metaphorically fertilizes the soil for future research endeavors, reminding us that sometimes the most unlikely pairings yield the most enriching harvest of insight.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and The marriage rate in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
Despite the lack of any apparent link between the cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) and societal behavior, this paper endeavors to investigate the obscure and often overlooked relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state. Using meticulous data analysis from the USDA and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team has uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2005 to 2021. At first glance, one might dismiss such findings as mere happenstance, but our study suggests that there may be more than just kernels of truth in the notion that GMO corn growth and the marriage market in North Dakota are intertwined. Although this association might seem as incongruous as a cob of corn at a wedding reception, our findings demand further investigation into the curious connection between agricultural practices and social phenomena. We hope this study not only fertilizes the field of societal impact research but also sows the seeds of curiosity in exploring unexpected correlations, reminding us that sometimes the most unusual associations can kernel-ate meaningful insights.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In recent years, there has been an increased focus on understanding the potential impact of agricultural practices on various societal trends. While the connection between farming methods and economic outcomes has been well-documented, the influence of genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn cultivation on social behavior remains a somewhat uncharted territory. Without sounding corny, no one would have guessed that the marriage market in North Dakota could have any corncerns with the growth of GMO corn. Nonetheless, this study endeavors to shed light on the unexpected relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state.
As researchers, we often stumble upon curious correlations that seem as implausible as a tomato plant sprouting in a cornfield. However, with the technological advancements in data analysis and the proliferation of publicly available datasets, it has become increasingly feasible to explore seemingly unrelated variables and unearth hidden connections. Our investigation into this unique correlation aims to not only analyze the statistical relationship between GMO corn growth and marriage rates but also to delve into the potential mechanisms underlying such an association.
The pursuit of this research was not without its challenges. Our initial hypothesizing led to some kernel of doubt among our peers, who couldn't grasp the idea of GMO corn impacting the matrimonial choices of North Dakotans. Nevertheless, fueled by curiosity and a desire to explore the unexplored, we delved into the extensive datasets from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention National Vital Statistics to conduct a comprehensive analysis.
While some may dismiss our findings as mere statistical noise, the robustness of the correlation coefficient and the striking significance levels have left even the most skeptical minds reeling. The unexpected nature of our results reminds us that sometimes, in the vast cornfield of data and research, the most remarkable discoveries can manifest from the most unlikely pairings.
In the subsequent sections of this paper, we will present a thorough analysis of the data, discuss potential explanations for the observed correlation, and propose avenues for further exploration. By doing so, we hope to not only contribute to the burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research but also inject a kernel of humor and curiosity into the sometimes starchy world of academic inquiry. After all, as researchers, we must not be afraid to embrace the unexpected, even if it means venturing into the unconventional terrain of the marriage market and genetically modified corn growth.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state for the years 2005 to 2021. This strong correlation, akin to the bond between peas in a pod, suggests a potential relationship worthy of further investigation.
The r-squared value of 0.8278362 further emphasizes the robustness of the association, indicating that approximately 83% of the variability in the marriage rate can be explained by changes in GMO corn growth. This level of predictability is quite striking, akin to forecasting a bountiful harvest based on the height of the cornstalks alone.
Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, leading us to reject the idea that the relationship between GMO corn growth and the marriage rate is merely happenstance. Indeed, the statistical significance of this finding is as clear as the distinction between heirloom and genetically modified corn kernels.
Figure 1 depicts the scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state. The upward trend in the data points is as unmistakable as spotting a cob of corn in a field of wheat, reinforcing the notion that there is a meaningful connection between these seemingly disparate variables.
These results, while surprising at first glance, prompt us to dig deeper into the potential mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. Could it be that the allure of GMO cornfields has led to a heightened sense of romance, or perhaps the presence of genetically modified corn has inadvertently sparked a surge in wedding proposals? While these speculations may sound as whimsical as planting roses in a cabbage patch, they highlight the need for further exploration into the intricacies of agricultural practices and their impact on social dynamics.
In the subsequent sections, we will delve into a detailed analysis of the data, consider potential explanations for this peculiar association, and propose avenues for future research. Our findings not only underscore the need to embrace unconventional correlations but also serve as a reminder that sometimes the most unexpected pairings yield the most enlightening discoveries.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

The results of our study have unearthed a startling correlation between the growth of GMO corn in North Dakota and the marriage rate, as unlikely as a pumpkin patch in a corn maze. With a correlation coefficient resembling the tight embrace of a corn husk, and a p-value as rare as a unicorn in a field of cornstalks, our findings defy conventional expectations. However, as much as we are tempted to plant the flag of scientific significance in this uncharted territory, we must acknowledge that correlation does not necessarily imply causation. While the allure of a romantic stroll through a GMO cornfield is undoubtedly captivating, there may be other variables at play, lurking in the agrestic wilderness of statistical analysis.

In the grand tradition of academic inquiry, we propose that further investigation into the role of agricultural practices in shaping social phenomena may yield compelling insights, as ripe for discovery as a plump cob of GMO corn. However, with a respectful nod to Occam's razor, we cautiously recommend not corn-fusing correlation with causation, as tempting as it may be to picture wedding bells ringing amidst the rustle of GMO corn leaves.

In conclusion, as much as we have relished the quest for unexpected correlations, it may be time to husk this particular kernel of curiosity and direct our attention to fields that are less likelier to elicit corny jokes and more substantive research. We can confidently assert that the marriage market in North Dakota and GMO corn growth have been thoroughly scrutinized. After all, in the ever-evolving landscape of scholarly pursuit, not every kernel of curiosity should sprout into a fully-fledged research endeavor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Agricultural Sociology and Genetic Alchemy


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Sociobiological Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Marriage Muddle: Mapping the Marriage Market and Genetically Modified Corn Growth in North Dakota with an abstract of Despite the lack of any apparent link between the cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) and societal behavior, this paper endeavors to investigate the obscure and often overlooked relationship between GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota and the marriage rate in the state. Using meticulous data analysis from the USDA and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team has uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9098550 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2005 to 2021. At first glance, one might dismiss such findings as mere happenstance, but our study suggests that there may be more than just kernels of truth in the notion that GMO corn growth and the marriage market in North Dakota are intertwined. Although this association might seem as incongruous as a cob of corn at a wedding reception, our findings demand further investigation into the curious connection between agricultural practices and social phenomena. We hope this study not only fertilizes the field of societal impact research but also sows the seeds of curiosity in exploring unexpected correlations, reminding us that sometimes the most unusual associations can kernel-ate meaningful insights.

ChatGPT:

GMO, genetically modified organisms, corn, North Dakota, marriage rate, marriage market, USDA, CDC National Vital Statistics, correlation coefficient, p-value, agricultural practices, social phenomena, societal impact research, unexpected correlations

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Data details

GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota
Detailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in North Dakota that is genetically modified to be herbicide-tolerant (HT), but not insect-resistant (Bt)
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota

The marriage rate in North Dakota
Source: CDC National Vital Statistics
See what else correlates with The marriage rate in North Dakota

Correlation r = 0.9098550 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8278362 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 82.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The marriage rate in North Dakota) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota) over the 17 years from 2005 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.09E-7. 0.0000004093329848982357700000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 4.09E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,442,999 random variables You don't actually need 2 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 16 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 16 because we have two variables measured over a period of 17 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.76, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota (GMO corn %)3934373430343236202221252121151312
The marriage rate in North Dakota (Marriage rate)6.86.76.66.56.46.56.76.66.340956.300366.172335.955525.761245.682325.423445.263235.16293




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([39,34,37,34,30,34,32,36,20,22,21,25,21,21,15,13,12,])
array_2 = np.array([6.8,6.7,6.6,6.5,6.4,6.5,6.7,6.6,6.34095,6.30036,6.17233,5.95552,5.76124,5.68232,5.42344,5.26323,5.16293,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn grown in North Dakota"
array_2_name = "The marriage rate in North Dakota"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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