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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the second variable is Align Technology's stock price (ALGN).  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As more military tech experts graduated, they realized they could repurpose missile guidance systems to improve the accuracy of invisible braces, making Align Technology more appealing to investors. After all, if it's effective in straightening out a warhead, it's got to work wonders on crooked teeth!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a group of graduates adorned in military-style uniforms, standing in perfect formation on a parade ground. Their precise and disciplined posture conveys a sense of strategic expertise. As the graduates throw their graduation caps into the air, capturing the moment of celebration and achievement, the scene reflects an aura of pride and success. In the background, a graph visualizes Align Technology's stock price (ALGN) steadily climbing, symbolizing the concept of perfect alignment and success, all while emanating a confident smile. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Align Technology's stock price (ALGN). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Surrealism Voxel art Realistic Parallax art Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: Realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Align Technology's stock price (ALGN), in the following situation: Because military technologies and applied sciences graduates learned to align their strategies like never before, leading to a surge in precision and accuracy. This newfound alignment prowess translated into a perfect smile for Align Technology's stock price!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of graduates in military technologies and applied sciences stand in formation, displaying exceptional precision and alignment in their strategies. Their graduation caps fly into the air as they celebrate their achievement. In the background, a graph showing Align Technology's stock price (ALGN) steadily rises, symbolizing the perfect alignment of success with a smile.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: A group of graduates in military technologies and applied sciences stand in formation, displaying exceptional precision and alignment in their strategies. Their graduation caps fly into the air as they celebrate their achievement. In the background, a graph showing Align Technology's stock price (ALGN) steadily rises, symbolizing the perfect alignment of success with a smile. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a group of graduates adorned in military-style uniforms, standing in perfect formation on a parade ground. Their precise and disciplined posture conveys a sense of strategic expertise. As the graduates throw their graduation caps into the air, capturing the moment of celebration and achievement, the scene reflects an aura of pride and success. In the background, a graph visualizes Align Technology's stock price (ALGN) steadily climbing, symbolizing the concept of perfect alignment and success, all while emanating a confident smile.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences caused Align Technology's stock price (ALGN) to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Tantalizing Ties between Technical Degrees and Tooth Technology: A Topsy-Turvy Tale of ALGN Stock Prices

The Journal of Dental Engineering and Economic Analysis

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Align Technology's stock price (ALGN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9674955 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Tantalizing Ties between Technical Degrees and Tooth Technology: A Topsy-Turvy Tale of ALGN Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the peculiar relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period of 2012 to 2021, our research team remarkably discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9674955 and p < 0.01 between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that stock prices and technical degrees are not only aligned but may also have a jaw-dropping influence on each other.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: "Why did the investor go to the dentist? To get a little more "bite" in their portfolio!" Our findings not only raise eyebrows but also raise the question of whether advancements in military technologies and applied sciences may have unforeseen impacts on the orthodontic industry. Furthermore, this investigation sheds light on the teeth-chattering correlation between technological education and market trends, proving that even the most unexpected connections can have a significant impact on financial outcomes.

In conclusion, our study provides a quirky yet compelling insight into the underexplored relationship between technical education and stock prices, reminding us that when it comes to the market, one must always brace for unexpected correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Align Technology's stock price (ALGN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Tantalizing Ties between Technical Degrees and Tooth Technology: A Topsy-Turvy Tale of ALGN Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the peculiar relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period of 2012 to 2021, our research team remarkably discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9674955 and p < 0.01 between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that stock prices and technical degrees are not only aligned but may also have a jaw-dropping influence on each other.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: "Why did the investor go to the dentist? To get a little more "bite" in their portfolio!" Our findings not only raise eyebrows but also raise the question of whether advancements in military technologies and applied sciences may have unforeseen impacts on the orthodontic industry. Furthermore, this investigation sheds light on the teeth-chattering correlation between technological education and market trends, proving that even the most unexpected connections can have a significant impact on financial outcomes.

In conclusion, our study provides a quirky yet compelling insight into the underexplored relationship between technical education and stock prices, reminding us that when it comes to the market, one must always brace for unexpected correlations.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In recent years, the intersection of technological advancements and market influences has been the center of attention for financial analysts and researchers alike. As we witness the ever-evolving landscapes of education and industry, it is imperative to explore the intricate connections that may underlie seemingly unrelated domains. Our study delves into the captivating correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). This unexpected tale of technical degrees and tooth technology has left us pondering the complexity of market dynamics with a hint of incredulity and a sprinkle of curiosity.

This research aims to bring empirical evidence to support the correlation discovered between an unexpected pairing — technical education and stock prices. We sought to unravel this peculiar connection, akin to unravelling a molar furcation during orthodontic treatment. Our discoveries resembled a good dental hygiene regimen, exceedingly cleansing, with an occasional bit of unexpected shine.

One might wonder: "What does a monetarily-minded dentist get excited about? Their Floss-up report!" The synergy between academic pursuits in military technologies and applied sciences and the stock performance of Align Technology (ALGN) offers a peculiar twist in the financial tale, reminding us that there are layers of connections beneath the surface, much like the layers of enamel protecting our teeth.

Our investigation would not have been complete without embracing the unexpected correlations that emerged from the data. As we analyzed the numbers, we couldn't help but reflect: "Why did the tooth go to school? Because it wanted to be a little "brighter!"" The intertwining of technical education and market trends presented us with the metaphorical alignment of the stars, raising thought-provoking questions about the uncharted impacts of academic disciplines on diverse industries.

Through our research, we hope to encourage a shift in perspective, reminding investors and scholars alike that the market landscape is not always black and white; there are shades of Iridium and Palladium too. The unexpected relationships unearthed in our study emphasize the multidimensional nature of market forces, urging us to approach financial analyses with a nuanced understanding and a flair for illuminating even the most unexpected connections.

In conclusion, our study ventures into the realms of educational pursuits and market influences, unearthing the hidden symphony between military technologies and applied sciences education, and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Our findings not only unveil the nuanced threads that weave through these domains but also beckon us to recognize that even the most seemingly disparate elements can harmonize in the financial grand opera.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Align Technology's stock price (ALGN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Tantalizing Ties between Technical Degrees and Tooth Technology: A Topsy-Turvy Tale of ALGN Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the peculiar relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period of 2012 to 2021, our research team remarkably discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9674955 and p < 0.01 between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that stock prices and technical degrees are not only aligned but may also have a jaw-dropping influence on each other.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: "Why did the investor go to the dentist? To get a little more "bite" in their portfolio!" Our findings not only raise eyebrows but also raise the question of whether advancements in military technologies and applied sciences may have unforeseen impacts on the orthodontic industry. Furthermore, this investigation sheds light on the teeth-chattering correlation between technological education and market trends, proving that even the most unexpected connections can have a significant impact on financial outcomes.

In conclusion, our study provides a quirky yet compelling insight into the underexplored relationship between technical education and stock prices, reminding us that when it comes to the market, one must always brace for unexpected correlations.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In recent years, the intersection of technological advancements and market influences has been the center of attention for financial analysts and researchers alike. As we witness the ever-evolving landscapes of education and industry, it is imperative to explore the intricate connections that may underlie seemingly unrelated domains. Our study delves into the captivating correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). This unexpected tale of technical degrees and tooth technology has left us pondering the complexity of market dynamics with a hint of incredulity and a sprinkle of curiosity.
This research aims to bring empirical evidence to support the correlation discovered between an unexpected pairing — technical education and stock prices. We sought to unravel this peculiar connection, akin to unravelling a molar furcation during orthodontic treatment. Our discoveries resembled a good dental hygiene regimen, exceedingly cleansing, with an occasional bit of unexpected shine.
One might wonder: "What does a monetarily-minded dentist get excited about? Their Floss-up report!" The synergy between academic pursuits in military technologies and applied sciences and the stock performance of Align Technology (ALGN) offers a peculiar twist in the financial tale, reminding us that there are layers of connections beneath the surface, much like the layers of enamel protecting our teeth.
Our investigation would not have been complete without embracing the unexpected correlations that emerged from the data. As we analyzed the numbers, we couldn't help but reflect: "Why did the tooth go to school? Because it wanted to be a little "brighter!"" The intertwining of technical education and market trends presented us with the metaphorical alignment of the stars, raising thought-provoking questions about the uncharted impacts of academic disciplines on diverse industries.
Through our research, we hope to encourage a shift in perspective, reminding investors and scholars alike that the market landscape is not always black and white; there are shades of Iridium and Palladium too. The unexpected relationships unearthed in our study emphasize the multidimensional nature of market forces, urging us to approach financial analyses with a nuanced understanding and a flair for illuminating even the most unexpected connections.
In conclusion, our study ventures into the realms of educational pursuits and market influences, unearthing the hidden symphony between military technologies and applied sciences education, and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Our findings not only unveil the nuanced threads that weave through these domains but also beckon us to recognize that even the most seemingly disparate elements can harmonize in the financial grand opera.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The interconnected web of diverse academic disciplines and their potential impact on market trends has long intrigued researchers across various domains. In "Smith et al.," the authors find that educational pursuits in technical fields are often overlooked in financial analyses, given their seemingly distant relation to market dynamics. However, our investigation of the correlation between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) challenges this convention and opens the door to a whimsical world of unexpected correlations. As we journey through the literature on this subject, it becomes evident that the intersection of technical education and market trends is not merely a dry, empirical endeavor but an adventure laced with toothy twists and financial turns.

In "Doe et al.," the authors explore the implications of advancements in military technologies and their potential influence on adjacent industries. Our findings align with their premise, revealing a correlation coefficient that doesn't just raise eyebrows but also elicits a toothy grin. It appears that the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) is not merely a reflection of market forces but also a nod to the undercurrents of technological education, creating a symbiotic symphony that resonates through the financial landscape.

But wait, why did the dentist take up gardening? Because they wanted to put a little "tooth" in their plantings! Our research not only unearths unexpected connections but also injects a dash of humor into the often serious realm of financial analyses. In "Jones et al.," the authors investigate the influence of educational trends on market sentiments, shedding light on the far-reaching implications of academic disciplines on stock performance. Our study, much like a dental check-up, delves into the depths of these connections, excavating insights that may have otherwise remained hidden beneath the surface.

Moving beyond the realm of academic literature, we turn our attention to non-fiction works such as "The Innovator's Dilemma" and "Zero to One," both of which offer insights into the intricate dance between technological advancements and market disruptions. These works, while devoid of dental references, lay the foundation for understanding the complexities of innovation and its ripple effects on financial landscapes.

Now, to add a playful twist, we delve into the fictitious realm of literature, where "Tooth and Consequences" by Arthur Dent and "The Brace of Orthodontia" by J.R.R. Gumsling draw readers into whimsical worlds that, while unrelated to our empirical study, bring an element of levity to the otherwise serious discussion of technical degrees and stock prices.

And in the spirit of unexpected connections, we turn our attention to the vibrant world of cartoons and children's shows. Did you hear about the orthodontist who moonlighted as an investor? He had a "filling" for good stock tips! As we navigate the quirky landscapes of animated narratives, we find that even seemingly unrelated sources such as "The Adventures of Timmy Tooth" and "The Magic School Bus" offer subtle parallels to our investigation, reiterating the notion that even in the most unexpected places, connections can be found, much like a hidden tooth gem in a sea of economic data.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Align Technology's stock price (ALGN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Tantalizing Ties between Technical Degrees and Tooth Technology: A Topsy-Turvy Tale of ALGN Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the peculiar relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period of 2012 to 2021, our research team remarkably discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9674955 and p < 0.01 between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that stock prices and technical degrees are not only aligned but may also have a jaw-dropping influence on each other.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: "Why did the investor go to the dentist? To get a little more "bite" in their portfolio!" Our findings not only raise eyebrows but also raise the question of whether advancements in military technologies and applied sciences may have unforeseen impacts on the orthodontic industry. Furthermore, this investigation sheds light on the teeth-chattering correlation between technological education and market trends, proving that even the most unexpected connections can have a significant impact on financial outcomes.

In conclusion, our study provides a quirky yet compelling insight into the underexplored relationship between technical education and stock prices, reminding us that when it comes to the market, one must always brace for unexpected correlations.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In recent years, the intersection of technological advancements and market influences has been the center of attention for financial analysts and researchers alike. As we witness the ever-evolving landscapes of education and industry, it is imperative to explore the intricate connections that may underlie seemingly unrelated domains. Our study delves into the captivating correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). This unexpected tale of technical degrees and tooth technology has left us pondering the complexity of market dynamics with a hint of incredulity and a sprinkle of curiosity.
This research aims to bring empirical evidence to support the correlation discovered between an unexpected pairing — technical education and stock prices. We sought to unravel this peculiar connection, akin to unravelling a molar furcation during orthodontic treatment. Our discoveries resembled a good dental hygiene regimen, exceedingly cleansing, with an occasional bit of unexpected shine.
One might wonder: "What does a monetarily-minded dentist get excited about? Their Floss-up report!" The synergy between academic pursuits in military technologies and applied sciences and the stock performance of Align Technology (ALGN) offers a peculiar twist in the financial tale, reminding us that there are layers of connections beneath the surface, much like the layers of enamel protecting our teeth.
Our investigation would not have been complete without embracing the unexpected correlations that emerged from the data. As we analyzed the numbers, we couldn't help but reflect: "Why did the tooth go to school? Because it wanted to be a little "brighter!"" The intertwining of technical education and market trends presented us with the metaphorical alignment of the stars, raising thought-provoking questions about the uncharted impacts of academic disciplines on diverse industries.
Through our research, we hope to encourage a shift in perspective, reminding investors and scholars alike that the market landscape is not always black and white; there are shades of Iridium and Palladium too. The unexpected relationships unearthed in our study emphasize the multidimensional nature of market forces, urging us to approach financial analyses with a nuanced understanding and a flair for illuminating even the most unexpected connections.
In conclusion, our study ventures into the realms of educational pursuits and market influences, unearthing the hidden symphony between military technologies and applied sciences education, and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Our findings not only unveil the nuanced threads that weave through these domains but also beckon us to recognize that even the most seemingly disparate elements can harmonize in the financial grand opera.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unveil the enigmatic correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN), our research employed a multifaceted methodology that rivaled the complexity of a dental root canal procedure.

We gathered data from the hallowed halls of the National Center for Education Statistics and tapped into the financial expertise of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to procure stock price information for the period spanning 2012 to 2021, casting a wide net across the virtual information superhighway.

Our approach involved fervently crunching numbers with the precision of a dental drill, utilizing statistical techniques such as correlation analysis to dissect the relationship between the awarded technical degrees and the whimsical movements of the stock price. Like a diligent tooth fairy meticulously examining pearly whites, we rigorously cleansed the data and crafted a robust analysis worthy of a well-polished smile.

Additionally, we unleashed the power of various econometric models, including time-series analysis and regression modeling, to scrutinize the intricate interplay between the influx of technical education and the ebbs and flows of ALGN stock prices. Our process resembled fitting a perfectly contoured set of braces, ensuring that each variable snugly aligned with the others.

Furthermore, we embraced the whimsical nature of the market by incorporating sentiment analysis from social media platforms, extracting the collective wisdom of the masses to gauge the intangible factors that may influence both education trends and stock performances. After all, a little birdie told us that investors and students alike can tweet about their respective behaviors, creating an interconnected dance of words and actions that resonates across the digital sphere.

To lend an exploratory flair to our investigation, we even ventured into the realm of qualitative analysis, engaging in in-depth interviews with industry experts and academic luminaries to gain insights into the underlying dynamics of these seemingly incongruous domains. We didn't just want to scratch the surface; we aimed to delve deep into the financial enamel of these connections, revealing the hidden cavities and sparkling potentials that lay within.

In keeping with our playful spirit, we also conducted a comparative analysis with other industries to juxtapose the effects of technical education on distinct market sectors. Our method balanced the seriousness of academic rigor with a sprinkle of lightheartedness, much like a delicate blend of fluoride and fruit-flavored toothpaste.

In summary, our methodology encompassed a diverse array of quantitative, qualitative, and exploratory techniques, mirroring the eclectic amalgamation of forces that underlie the convergence of technical education and stock market dynamics. With each methodological stroke, we aimed to paint a vivid portrait of the tantalizing ties between technical degrees and tooth technology, infusing the research process with a touch of whimsy and a dash of intellectual rigor that leaves a lasting, toothy impression.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Align Technology's stock price (ALGN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9674955, r-squared of 0.9360475, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Tantalizing Ties between Technical Degrees and Tooth Technology: A Topsy-Turvy Tale of ALGN Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the peculiar relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period of 2012 to 2021, our research team remarkably discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9674955 and p < 0.01 between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that stock prices and technical degrees are not only aligned but may also have a jaw-dropping influence on each other.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: "Why did the investor go to the dentist? To get a little more "bite" in their portfolio!" Our findings not only raise eyebrows but also raise the question of whether advancements in military technologies and applied sciences may have unforeseen impacts on the orthodontic industry. Furthermore, this investigation sheds light on the teeth-chattering correlation between technological education and market trends, proving that even the most unexpected connections can have a significant impact on financial outcomes.

In conclusion, our study provides a quirky yet compelling insight into the underexplored relationship between technical education and stock prices, reminding us that when it comes to the market, one must always brace for unexpected correlations.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In recent years, the intersection of technological advancements and market influences has been the center of attention for financial analysts and researchers alike. As we witness the ever-evolving landscapes of education and industry, it is imperative to explore the intricate connections that may underlie seemingly unrelated domains. Our study delves into the captivating correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). This unexpected tale of technical degrees and tooth technology has left us pondering the complexity of market dynamics with a hint of incredulity and a sprinkle of curiosity.
This research aims to bring empirical evidence to support the correlation discovered between an unexpected pairing — technical education and stock prices. We sought to unravel this peculiar connection, akin to unravelling a molar furcation during orthodontic treatment. Our discoveries resembled a good dental hygiene regimen, exceedingly cleansing, with an occasional bit of unexpected shine.
One might wonder: "What does a monetarily-minded dentist get excited about? Their Floss-up report!" The synergy between academic pursuits in military technologies and applied sciences and the stock performance of Align Technology (ALGN) offers a peculiar twist in the financial tale, reminding us that there are layers of connections beneath the surface, much like the layers of enamel protecting our teeth.
Our investigation would not have been complete without embracing the unexpected correlations that emerged from the data. As we analyzed the numbers, we couldn't help but reflect: "Why did the tooth go to school? Because it wanted to be a little "brighter!"" The intertwining of technical education and market trends presented us with the metaphorical alignment of the stars, raising thought-provoking questions about the uncharted impacts of academic disciplines on diverse industries.
Through our research, we hope to encourage a shift in perspective, reminding investors and scholars alike that the market landscape is not always black and white; there are shades of Iridium and Palladium too. The unexpected relationships unearthed in our study emphasize the multidimensional nature of market forces, urging us to approach financial analyses with a nuanced understanding and a flair for illuminating even the most unexpected connections.
In conclusion, our study ventures into the realms of educational pursuits and market influences, unearthing the hidden symphony between military technologies and applied sciences education, and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Our findings not only unveil the nuanced threads that weave through these domains but also beckon us to recognize that even the most seemingly disparate elements can harmonize in the financial grand opera.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation unraveled a compelling correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) from 2012 to 2021. Our research revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9674955, indicating a robust linear relationship between these ostensibly unrelated variables. The obtained r-squared value of 0.9360475 further solidifies the strength of this correlation. Moreover, our findings yielded a p-value less than 0.01, signifying a statistically significant relationship between the variables.

When considering the robustness of this correlation, one cannot help but recall the timeless words of wisdom: "Why was the calculus book sad? Because it had too many problems." Although in our case, the correlation rather joyously made its way to the forefront, presenting an intriguing puzzle for financial analysts and educators alike.

The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot, visually encapsulating the pronounced correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). The unmistakable alignment of data points in the scatterplot serves as a visual testament to the striking relationship we have uncovered.

Our research contributes a whimsical yet eye-opening perspective to the discourse on market influences and educational pursuits. The unexpected correlation between technical degrees and tooth technology not only tickles the intellect but also underscores the multifaceted nature of market dynamics. In the realm of financial analysis, it is clear that even the most peculiar pairings can yield significant insights.

In summary, our findings serve as a tongue-in-cheek reminder that sometimes, the most intriguing relationships are not apparent at first glance. The marriage of military technologies and applied sciences education, and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) presents an unexpected twist in the financial tale, enticing us to explore further and uncover the hidden synergies amidst the seemingly disparate elements.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Align Technology's stock price (ALGN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Tantalizing Ties between Technical Degrees and Tooth Technology: A Topsy-Turvy Tale of ALGN Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the peculiar relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period of 2012 to 2021, our research team remarkably discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9674955 and p < 0.01 between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that stock prices and technical degrees are not only aligned but may also have a jaw-dropping influence on each other.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: "Why did the investor go to the dentist? To get a little more "bite" in their portfolio!" Our findings not only raise eyebrows but also raise the question of whether advancements in military technologies and applied sciences may have unforeseen impacts on the orthodontic industry. Furthermore, this investigation sheds light on the teeth-chattering correlation between technological education and market trends, proving that even the most unexpected connections can have a significant impact on financial outcomes.

In conclusion, our study provides a quirky yet compelling insight into the underexplored relationship between technical education and stock prices, reminding us that when it comes to the market, one must always brace for unexpected correlations.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The interconnected web of diverse academic disciplines and their potential impact on market trends has long intrigued researchers across various domains. In "Smith et al.," the authors find that educational pursuits in technical fields are often overlooked in financial analyses, given their seemingly distant relation to market dynamics. However, our investigation of the correlation between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) challenges this convention and opens the door to a whimsical world of unexpected correlations. As we journey through the literature on this subject, it becomes evident that the intersection of technical education and market trends is not merely a dry, empirical endeavor but an adventure laced with toothy twists and financial turns.
In "Doe et al.," the authors explore the implications of advancements in military technologies and their potential influence on adjacent industries. Our findings align with their premise, revealing a correlation coefficient that doesn't just raise eyebrows but also elicits a toothy grin. It appears that the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) is not merely a reflection of market forces but also a nod to the undercurrents of technological education, creating a symbiotic symphony that resonates through the financial landscape.
But wait, why did the dentist take up gardening? Because they wanted to put a little "tooth" in their plantings! Our research not only unearths unexpected connections but also injects a dash of humor into the often serious realm of financial analyses. In "Jones et al.," the authors investigate the influence of educational trends on market sentiments, shedding light on the far-reaching implications of academic disciplines on stock performance. Our study, much like a dental check-up, delves into the depths of these connections, excavating insights that may have otherwise remained hidden beneath the surface.
Moving beyond the realm of academic literature, we turn our attention to non-fiction works such as "The Innovator's Dilemma" and "Zero to One," both of which offer insights into the intricate dance between technological advancements and market disruptions. These works, while devoid of dental references, lay the foundation for understanding the complexities of innovation and its ripple effects on financial landscapes.
Now, to add a playful twist, we delve into the fictitious realm of literature, where "Tooth and Consequences" by Arthur Dent and "The Brace of Orthodontia" by J.R.R. Gumsling draw readers into whimsical worlds that, while unrelated to our empirical study, bring an element of levity to the otherwise serious discussion of technical degrees and stock prices.
And in the spirit of unexpected connections, we turn our attention to the vibrant world of cartoons and children's shows. Did you hear about the orthodontist who moonlighted as an investor? He had a "filling" for good stock tips! As we navigate the quirky landscapes of animated narratives, we find that even seemingly unrelated sources such as "The Adventures of Timmy Tooth" and "The Magic School Bus" offer subtle parallels to our investigation, reiterating the notion that even in the most unexpected places, connections can be found, much like a hidden tooth gem in a sea of economic data.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation unraveled a compelling correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) from 2012 to 2021. Our research revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9674955, indicating a robust linear relationship between these ostensibly unrelated variables. The obtained r-squared value of 0.9360475 further solidifies the strength of this correlation. Moreover, our findings yielded a p-value less than 0.01, signifying a statistically significant relationship between the variables.
When considering the robustness of this correlation, one cannot help but recall the timeless words of wisdom: "Why was the calculus book sad? Because it had too many problems." Although in our case, the correlation rather joyously made its way to the forefront, presenting an intriguing puzzle for financial analysts and educators alike.
The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot, visually encapsulating the pronounced correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). The unmistakable alignment of data points in the scatterplot serves as a visual testament to the striking relationship we have uncovered.
Our research contributes a whimsical yet eye-opening perspective to the discourse on market influences and educational pursuits. The unexpected correlation between technical degrees and tooth technology not only tickles the intellect but also underscores the multifaceted nature of market dynamics. In the realm of financial analysis, it is clear that even the most peculiar pairings can yield significant insights.
In summary, our findings serve as a tongue-in-cheek reminder that sometimes, the most intriguing relationships are not apparent at first glance. The marriage of military technologies and applied sciences education, and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) presents an unexpected twist in the financial tale, enticing us to explore further and uncover the hidden synergies amidst the seemingly disparate elements.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our investigation into the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) has illuminated a significant and robust correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. The findings not only bolster the prior research by Smith et al. but also provide a tangible manifestation of the "whimsical world of unexpected correlations," as previously suggested. The correlation coefficient of 0.9674955, alongside a p-value of less than 0.01, underpins the compelling connection we have unraveled, affirming that when it comes to market trends, even the most unexpected pairings can leave a lasting impression.

In echoing the sentiments of Doe et al., our results underscore the nuanced interplay between advancements in military technologies and their potential ripple effects on adjacent industries, including orthodontics. As such, our findings serve as a testament to the notion that the influence of educational pursuits and market dynamics extends beyond conventional wisdom, akin to a surprising twist in a dental-themed plotline.

When contemplating the remarkably strong correlation we have uncovered, one cannot help but recall the timeless words of wisdom: "Why did the investor go to the orthodontist? To get a better 'alignment' in their portfolio!" It is evident that our research not only reaffirms the implications of educational trends on market sentiments, as posited by Jones et al., but also introduces a lighthearted facet to the otherwise empirical discourse on market influences.

The scatterplot presented in Fig. 1 encapsulates the pronounced relationship between technical education and market dynamics, showcasing a visual testament to the intriguing puzzle that our research has brought to the forefront. This visual representation resembles a dental X-ray, revealing the hidden alignment between military technologies education and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) in a manner that is simultaneously whimsical and thought-provoking.

Our study stands as a playful yet substantive addition to the discourse on education and market trends, beckoning researchers and investors alike to consider the often overlooked but undeniably impactful intersections between seemingly disparate domains. In essence, our research serves as a quirky reminder that beneath the surface of conventional market analyses, unexpected correlations wait to be unearthed, much like a dental gem awaiting discovery amidst economic data.

In light of our findings, it is evident that the connection between military technologies education and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) is no laughing matter, and yet, it implores a smile and a nod to the curious complexities that underpin market dynamics. Thus, our investigation not only contributes to the burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research but also whimsically beckons scholars and practitioners to consider the improbable relationships that may, in fact, hold the key to untold financial insights.

In the perpetual enigma of market influences, our findings serve as a testament to the notion that beneath the seriousness of financial analyses lies a world of unexpected correlations, reminding us that when it comes to the market, one must always brace for unexpected alignments.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Align Technology's stock price (ALGN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Tantalizing Ties between Technical Degrees and Tooth Technology: A Topsy-Turvy Tale of ALGN Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the peculiar relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period of 2012 to 2021, our research team remarkably discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9674955 and p < 0.01 between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that stock prices and technical degrees are not only aligned but may also have a jaw-dropping influence on each other.

As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: "Why did the investor go to the dentist? To get a little more "bite" in their portfolio!" Our findings not only raise eyebrows but also raise the question of whether advancements in military technologies and applied sciences may have unforeseen impacts on the orthodontic industry. Furthermore, this investigation sheds light on the teeth-chattering correlation between technological education and market trends, proving that even the most unexpected connections can have a significant impact on financial outcomes.

In conclusion, our study provides a quirky yet compelling insight into the underexplored relationship between technical education and stock prices, reminding us that when it comes to the market, one must always brace for unexpected correlations.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In recent years, the intersection of technological advancements and market influences has been the center of attention for financial analysts and researchers alike. As we witness the ever-evolving landscapes of education and industry, it is imperative to explore the intricate connections that may underlie seemingly unrelated domains. Our study delves into the captivating correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). This unexpected tale of technical degrees and tooth technology has left us pondering the complexity of market dynamics with a hint of incredulity and a sprinkle of curiosity.
This research aims to bring empirical evidence to support the correlation discovered between an unexpected pairing — technical education and stock prices. We sought to unravel this peculiar connection, akin to unravelling a molar furcation during orthodontic treatment. Our discoveries resembled a good dental hygiene regimen, exceedingly cleansing, with an occasional bit of unexpected shine.
One might wonder: "What does a monetarily-minded dentist get excited about? Their Floss-up report!" The synergy between academic pursuits in military technologies and applied sciences and the stock performance of Align Technology (ALGN) offers a peculiar twist in the financial tale, reminding us that there are layers of connections beneath the surface, much like the layers of enamel protecting our teeth.
Our investigation would not have been complete without embracing the unexpected correlations that emerged from the data. As we analyzed the numbers, we couldn't help but reflect: "Why did the tooth go to school? Because it wanted to be a little "brighter!"" The intertwining of technical education and market trends presented us with the metaphorical alignment of the stars, raising thought-provoking questions about the uncharted impacts of academic disciplines on diverse industries.
Through our research, we hope to encourage a shift in perspective, reminding investors and scholars alike that the market landscape is not always black and white; there are shades of Iridium and Palladium too. The unexpected relationships unearthed in our study emphasize the multidimensional nature of market forces, urging us to approach financial analyses with a nuanced understanding and a flair for illuminating even the most unexpected connections.
In conclusion, our study ventures into the realms of educational pursuits and market influences, unearthing the hidden symphony between military technologies and applied sciences education, and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Our findings not only unveil the nuanced threads that weave through these domains but also beckon us to recognize that even the most seemingly disparate elements can harmonize in the financial grand opera.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation unraveled a compelling correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) from 2012 to 2021. Our research revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9674955, indicating a robust linear relationship between these ostensibly unrelated variables. The obtained r-squared value of 0.9360475 further solidifies the strength of this correlation. Moreover, our findings yielded a p-value less than 0.01, signifying a statistically significant relationship between the variables.
When considering the robustness of this correlation, one cannot help but recall the timeless words of wisdom: "Why was the calculus book sad? Because it had too many problems." Although in our case, the correlation rather joyously made its way to the forefront, presenting an intriguing puzzle for financial analysts and educators alike.
The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot, visually encapsulating the pronounced correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). The unmistakable alignment of data points in the scatterplot serves as a visual testament to the striking relationship we have uncovered.
Our research contributes a whimsical yet eye-opening perspective to the discourse on market influences and educational pursuits. The unexpected correlation between technical degrees and tooth technology not only tickles the intellect but also underscores the multifaceted nature of market dynamics. In the realm of financial analysis, it is clear that even the most peculiar pairings can yield significant insights.
In summary, our findings serve as a tongue-in-cheek reminder that sometimes, the most intriguing relationships are not apparent at first glance. The marriage of military technologies and applied sciences education, and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN) presents an unexpected twist in the financial tale, enticing us to explore further and uncover the hidden synergies amidst the seemingly disparate elements.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has shed light on the enthralling connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). With a correlation coefficient surpassing 0.96 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the bond between these ostensibly unrelated variables is as strong as a titanium alloy retaining a patient's braces.

Our findings not only paint a fascinating picture of the relationship between technical education and market trends but also offer a dose of humor amidst the serious business of financial analysis. As we contemplate the convergence of military technologies and tooth technology, it brings to mind the timeless question: "What did the dentist say to the computer? This won't hurt a byte!" Our study underscores the unpredictability of correlations and the necessity of approaching financial analyses with a keen eye for the unexpected.

Given the strength and statistical significance of the correlation, it is evident that no stone has been left unturned in exploring this peculiar relationship. We are confident that our findings provide a comprehensive understanding of this connection, leaving us with a firm resolve that no more research is needed in this area. As financial analysts continue to navigate the ever-shifting tides of the market, we remind them to keep an eye out for the unexpected—not just in data trends but also in the occasional dental-themed pun.

And as we draw the curtain on this research endeavor, we leave you with a final thought: "Why did the researcher go to dental school? To brush up on their stock analysis skills!" With that, we bid adieu to this toothsome topic, secure in the knowledge that our research has left no "cavity" in the exploration of this captivating correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Tantalizing Ties between Technical Degrees and Tooth Technology: A Topsy-Turvy Tale of ALGN Stock Prices. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Dental Engineering and Economic Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Tantalizing Ties between Technical Degrees and Tooth Technology: A Topsy-Turvy Tale of ALGN Stock Prices. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The International Institute for Interdisciplinary Dental and Financial Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Tantalizing Ties between Technical Degrees and Tooth Technology: A Topsy-Turvy Tale of ALGN Stock Prices with an abstract of In this paper, we investigate the peculiar relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Align Technology (ALGN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period of 2012 to 2021, our research team remarkably discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9674955 and p < 0.01 between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that stock prices and technical degrees are not only aligned but may also have a jaw-dropping influence on each other.
As we delved into the data, we couldn't help but ponder: "Why did the investor go to the dentist? To get a little more "bite" in their portfolio!" Our findings not only raise eyebrows but also raise the question of whether advancements in military technologies and applied sciences may have unforeseen impacts on the orthodontic industry. Furthermore, this investigation sheds light on the teeth-chattering correlation between technological education and market trends, proving that even the most unexpected connections can have a significant impact on financial outcomes.
In conclusion, our study provides a quirky yet compelling insight into the underexplored relationship between technical education and stock prices, reminding us that when it comes to the market, one must always brace for unexpected correlations.

ChatGPT:

Bachelor's degrees, Military technologies, Applied sciences, Align Technology, ALGN stock prices, National Center for Education Statistics, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation coefficient, stock prices, technical degrees, orthodontic industry, technological education, market trends, financial outcomes, unexpected correlations

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Data details

Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies
Detailed data title: Bachelor's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions, in field of study: Military technologies and applied sciences
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies

Align Technology's stock price (ALGN)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Align Technology (ALGN) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Align Technology's stock price (ALGN)

Correlation r = 0.9674955 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9360475 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 93.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Align Technology's stock price (ALGN)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.7E-6. 0.0000046958300198953525000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 0.00047% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 212,955 random variables You don't actually need 212 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.86, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies (Degrees awarded)8610518527635846965576711561524
Align Technology's stock price (ALGN) (Stock price)24.2428.5757.0657.2464.9996.49222.61205.32281.2549.61




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([86,105,185,276,358,469,655,767,1156,1524,])
array_2 = np.array([24.24,28.57,57.06,57.24,64.99,96.49,222.61,205.32,281.2,549.61,])
array_1_name = "Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies"
array_2_name = "Align Technology's stock price (ALGN)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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