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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Cottage cheese consumption and the second variable is Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island.  The chart goes from 1990 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As people ate less cottage cheese, they became lactose intolerant and couldn't digest the idea of stealing cars, leading to a decrease in motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. It turns out, being 'grateful' for dairy products really does have an impact on crime rates!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate a pop art-inspired image of a quaint Rhode Island town scene, featuring people on their front porches enjoying plates of cottage cheese. In the background, a group of mischievous individuals are attempting to steal a car, but their unsuccessful getaway is evident due to the decrease in motor vehicle thefts associated with reduced cottage cheese consumption. The scene should have bold, vibrant colors and a playful, exaggerated style reminiscent of classic pop art aesthetics. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cutsy art illustration Pop art Psychedelic Futuristic Sci-fi fantacy
ChatGPT: Pop art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island, in the following situation: Because as people stopped eating Cottage cheese, they became less cheesy. Without the dairy influence, they were no longer "grate" at getting away with stealing cars. The decrease in lactose turned them into "whey" weaker criminals, causing motor vehicle thefts to decrease in Rhode Island.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a quaint Rhode Island town, people are seen enjoying plates of cottage cheese on their front porches. As they savor the creamy snack, a group of mischievous individuals try to steal a car nearby. However, without the dairy influence, they struggle to make a speedy getaway. Their unsuccessful attempt reflects the decrease in motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island as people consume less cottage cheese.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: In a quaint Rhode Island town, people are seen enjoying plates of cottage cheese on their front porches. As they savor the creamy snack, a group of mischievous individuals try to steal a car nearby. However, without the dairy influence, they struggle to make a speedy getaway. Their unsuccessful attempt reflects the decrease in motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island as people consume less cottage cheese. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate a pop art-inspired image of a quaint Rhode Island town scene, featuring people on their front porches enjoying plates of cottage cheese. In the background, a group of mischievous individuals are attempting to steal a car, but their unsuccessful getaway is evident due to the decrease in motor vehicle thefts associated with reduced cottage cheese consumption. The scene should have bold, vibrant colors and a playful, exaggerated style reminiscent of classic pop art aesthetics.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Cottage cheese consumption caused Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island

International Journal of Dairy Criminology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and p < 0.01 for 1990 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the peculiar correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Rhode Island. Drawing on data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period between 1990 and 2021, we delve into the intriguing relationship that has eluded researchers for years. Our findings reveal a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, leaving skeptics scratching their heads and dairy enthusiasts pondering the mysterious forces at play.

With the scent of gouda in the air, our research team embarked on this cheesy endeavor, eagerly hoping to unravel a curdled mystery that has lingered in the academic conscience. Surprisingly, as cottage cheese consumption rose, so did the number of motor vehicle thefts, painting a rather peculiar picture of correlation. As absurd as it may sound, our data indicates that for every pound of cottage cheese consumed, there was an increase in motor vehicle thefts, leading to a rather "grate" discovery in the realm of food-crime dynamics.

Perhaps it’s time to rethink the phrase "you are what you eat" to include your criminal tendencies. Our findings have left us with a cheese-covered grin, exemplifying the captivating nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena. This correlation may be where the saying “you Cheddar believe it” is most fitting, as we enter a new era of understanding the inexplicable interplay between dairy delights and vehicular felonies.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the peculiar correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Rhode Island. Drawing on data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period between 1990 and 2021, we delve into the intriguing relationship that has eluded researchers for years. Our findings reveal a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, leaving skeptics scratching their heads and dairy enthusiasts pondering the mysterious forces at play.

With the scent of gouda in the air, our research team embarked on this cheesy endeavor, eagerly hoping to unravel a curdled mystery that has lingered in the academic conscience. Surprisingly, as cottage cheese consumption rose, so did the number of motor vehicle thefts, painting a rather peculiar picture of correlation. As absurd as it may sound, our data indicates that for every pound of cottage cheese consumed, there was an increase in motor vehicle thefts, leading to a rather "grate" discovery in the realm of food-crime dynamics.

Perhaps it’s time to rethink the phrase "you are what you eat" to include your criminal tendencies. Our findings have left us with a cheese-covered grin, exemplifying the captivating nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena. This correlation may be where the saying “you Cheddar believe it” is most fitting, as we enter a new era of understanding the inexplicable interplay between dairy delights and vehicular felonies.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

"Gouda" evening, esteemed colleagues and connoisseurs of the curd! It is with both excitement and a healthy amount of disbelief that I present to you our groundbreaking research into the correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the charming state of Rhode Island. As the saying goes, "Where there's a whey, there's a cheese!"

As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into the "whey-sty" corners of the academic world, seeking connections where none seem apparent. But little did we expect to stumble upon a correlation as unexpected as the one between cottage cheese and car crime. It seems that in the world of crime and dairy, there's more than meets the "rind."

The journey to uncover this correlation was not without its "pun-derful" moments. Picture us, surrounded by piles of data and mounds of cheese, brainstorming theories and hypotheses, all the while grappling with the surreal nature of our investigation. It was a "grate" challenge indeed!

In the realm of food-crime dynamics, the perplexing relationship we uncovered has left us as bewildered as a mouse pondering the existential question of why Swiss cheese has holes. On one hand, we have the innocent, creamy delight of cottage cheese, and on the other, the nefarious act of vehicular theft. It truly makes one wonder, are we witnessing the birth of a new "curdinality" in the world of criminology?

Our study aims to transcend the typical "rind" of academic pursuits, offering a glimpse into the enigmatic interplay between dietary preferences and criminal behaviors. We invite you to join us on this whimsical journey where the scientifically improbable becomes the "brie-lliantly" real. After all, in the words of Dorothy Parker, "Where's your will to be "feta"?"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the peculiar correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Rhode Island. Drawing on data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period between 1990 and 2021, we delve into the intriguing relationship that has eluded researchers for years. Our findings reveal a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, leaving skeptics scratching their heads and dairy enthusiasts pondering the mysterious forces at play.

With the scent of gouda in the air, our research team embarked on this cheesy endeavor, eagerly hoping to unravel a curdled mystery that has lingered in the academic conscience. Surprisingly, as cottage cheese consumption rose, so did the number of motor vehicle thefts, painting a rather peculiar picture of correlation. As absurd as it may sound, our data indicates that for every pound of cottage cheese consumed, there was an increase in motor vehicle thefts, leading to a rather "grate" discovery in the realm of food-crime dynamics.

Perhaps it’s time to rethink the phrase "you are what you eat" to include your criminal tendencies. Our findings have left us with a cheese-covered grin, exemplifying the captivating nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena. This correlation may be where the saying “you Cheddar believe it” is most fitting, as we enter a new era of understanding the inexplicable interplay between dairy delights and vehicular felonies.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
"Gouda" evening, esteemed colleagues and connoisseurs of the curd! It is with both excitement and a healthy amount of disbelief that I present to you our groundbreaking research into the correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the charming state of Rhode Island. As the saying goes, "Where there's a whey, there's a cheese!"
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into the "whey-sty" corners of the academic world, seeking connections where none seem apparent. But little did we expect to stumble upon a correlation as unexpected as the one between cottage cheese and car crime. It seems that in the world of crime and dairy, there's more than meets the "rind."
The journey to uncover this correlation was not without its "pun-derful" moments. Picture us, surrounded by piles of data and mounds of cheese, brainstorming theories and hypotheses, all the while grappling with the surreal nature of our investigation. It was a "grate" challenge indeed!
In the realm of food-crime dynamics, the perplexing relationship we uncovered has left us as bewildered as a mouse pondering the existential question of why Swiss cheese has holes. On one hand, we have the innocent, creamy delight of cottage cheese, and on the other, the nefarious act of vehicular theft. It truly makes one wonder, are we witnessing the birth of a new "curdinality" in the world of criminology?
Our study aims to transcend the typical "rind" of academic pursuits, offering a glimpse into the enigmatic interplay between dietary preferences and criminal behaviors. We invite you to join us on this whimsical journey where the scientifically improbable becomes the "brie-lliantly" real. After all, in the words of Dorothy Parker, "Where's your will to be "feta"?"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Smith (2005) in "Dairy Delights: A Study of Cheese Consumption and Its Socioeconomic Implications" explores the various dimensions of cheese consumption and its impact on society. While their work primarily focuses on the broader aspects of cheese consumption, some hints at the intriguing relationship between dairy products and criminal activities are peppered throughout the text. As they delve into the socioeconomic implications of cheese, one cannot help but wonder if beneath the creamy surface lies a darker, more sinister layer of criminal machinations.

Speaking of sinister layers, it seems that our study has uncovered a "gouda" deal of information connecting cottage cheese consumption with motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. As Doe et al. (2012) exemplify in "Dairy Dynamics: Unveiling the Mysteries of Cheese and Crime," the intertwining of dairy consumption and criminal behavior is not one to be taken lightly. Their survey of cheese and crime data hints at a correlation that transcends mere happenstance, leaving readers to question the curiously clandestine forces at play.

Now, it may seem as if we're "milking" this connection for all it's worth, but the evidence is as clear as day - or should we say, as clear as a fresh batch of cottage cheese. Jones and Smith's (2018) research in "Fromage Fables: An Exploration of Dairy-induced Misdeeds" presents a thorough investigation into the criminal propensities associated with cheese-related consumption. While their work predominantly focuses on a broader spectrum of cheese-related transgressions, it bears striking resemblance to the peculiar correlation we have stumbled upon.

In our search for relevant literature, we found ourselves knee-deep in a "cheddar" hole, navigating the realm of non-fiction and fiction alike. From Sarah Miller's "Cheese and Misdemeanors" to Michael Dairy's "Curds and Crimes: An Investigative Gouda," it's evident that the fascination with dairy-related delinquency knows no bounds. These works, albeit fictional, mirror the uncanny nature of our findings and offer a "whey-rrific" avenue for further exploration into the dairy-crime nexus.

But wait - there's "feta"! Our deep dive into the world of social media uncovered a tweet by an anonymous user claiming, "I never trust anyone who eats cottage cheese. It's like they're always up to something – probably stealing cars." While this may seem like a tongue-in-cheek remark, we couldn't help but note the resonance it found with our own findings. Could it be that cottage cheese consumption serves as a subtle indicator of vehicular larceny? "Curds" your enthusiasm, skeptical reader, for this discovery may just be the tip of the iceberg - or should we say, the tip of the cheese wheel.

As we navigate the quirky landscape of dairy-induced crime, it becomes increasingly clear that the relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts is no laughing matter - though the "pun-dits" among us would beg to differ!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1990 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the peculiar correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Rhode Island. Drawing on data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period between 1990 and 2021, we delve into the intriguing relationship that has eluded researchers for years. Our findings reveal a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, leaving skeptics scratching their heads and dairy enthusiasts pondering the mysterious forces at play.

With the scent of gouda in the air, our research team embarked on this cheesy endeavor, eagerly hoping to unravel a curdled mystery that has lingered in the academic conscience. Surprisingly, as cottage cheese consumption rose, so did the number of motor vehicle thefts, painting a rather peculiar picture of correlation. As absurd as it may sound, our data indicates that for every pound of cottage cheese consumed, there was an increase in motor vehicle thefts, leading to a rather "grate" discovery in the realm of food-crime dynamics.

Perhaps it’s time to rethink the phrase "you are what you eat" to include your criminal tendencies. Our findings have left us with a cheese-covered grin, exemplifying the captivating nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena. This correlation may be where the saying “you Cheddar believe it” is most fitting, as we enter a new era of understanding the inexplicable interplay between dairy delights and vehicular felonies.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
"Gouda" evening, esteemed colleagues and connoisseurs of the curd! It is with both excitement and a healthy amount of disbelief that I present to you our groundbreaking research into the correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the charming state of Rhode Island. As the saying goes, "Where there's a whey, there's a cheese!"
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into the "whey-sty" corners of the academic world, seeking connections where none seem apparent. But little did we expect to stumble upon a correlation as unexpected as the one between cottage cheese and car crime. It seems that in the world of crime and dairy, there's more than meets the "rind."
The journey to uncover this correlation was not without its "pun-derful" moments. Picture us, surrounded by piles of data and mounds of cheese, brainstorming theories and hypotheses, all the while grappling with the surreal nature of our investigation. It was a "grate" challenge indeed!
In the realm of food-crime dynamics, the perplexing relationship we uncovered has left us as bewildered as a mouse pondering the existential question of why Swiss cheese has holes. On one hand, we have the innocent, creamy delight of cottage cheese, and on the other, the nefarious act of vehicular theft. It truly makes one wonder, are we witnessing the birth of a new "curdinality" in the world of criminology?
Our study aims to transcend the typical "rind" of academic pursuits, offering a glimpse into the enigmatic interplay between dietary preferences and criminal behaviors. We invite you to join us on this whimsical journey where the scientifically improbable becomes the "brie-lliantly" real. After all, in the words of Dorothy Parker, "Where's your will to be "feta"?"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the cheese-crime correlation, we embarked on a rather unorthodox and, dare I say, "cheesy" research journey. The methodology we employed was as diverse and unexpected as the correlation we sought to uncover. Our data collection process involved extensive mining of information from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services between the years 1990 and 2021. This involved sifting through an enormous amount of data, akin to searching for the proverbial needle in a haystack, or in this case, locating the "ricot-ta" evidence.

In a somewhat unconventional turn of events, we attempted to link cheese consumption patterns with motor vehicle thefts through a series of unorthodox experiments. Our first approach involved placing various types of cottage cheese in proximity to mock car models strategically positioned across Rhode Island. The hope was that if there were indeed a correlation, the cheese's presence would either act as a deterrent or an attractant to would-be car thieves. Much to our utter surprise, we did catch one individual red-handed, literally with a cottage cheese-streaked hand reaching for a mock car door handle. While we chuckled at the sheer absurdity of the situation, it did provide a semblance of evidence pointing to a correlation, albeit of a comically dubious nature.

Our second approach was less prone to farcical occurrences. We utilized advanced statistical analysis to investigate the nuanced relationship between cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. Akin to crafting a cheese platter, we sliced and diced the data, running correlation and regression analyses to discern any substantial patterns. Once we peeled away the layers, much like unwrapping a block of cheddar, the correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 emerged, leaving us with an impressive statistical fondue and reinforcing the connection we had suspected all along.

To validate our findings, we deployed a rather unconventional blind taste-test scenario. Participants were provided with different quantities of cottage cheese to consume, and we observed any subsequent inclinations toward engaging in vehicular theft behaviors. The results were as surprising as they were entertaining, with participants showing an increased tendency to engage in "car-jacking" after consuming higher amounts of cottage cheese. The associated increase in surreptitious cheese nibbling throughout the experiment only added to the overall ambiance of unpredictability.

We understand the unorthodox nature of our methodology, often leading us to hear the familiar question, "What on Brie's name are you doing?" The experimental design may appear amusing at first glance, but it was crucial in drawing out the undeniable correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. Through these rather atypically unconventional methods, our investigation has left us with a dairy-infused understanding that has "marble-ously" enriched our comprehension of the unexpected links between dairy products and criminal predilections.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1990 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9561501, r-squared of 0.9142230, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the peculiar correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Rhode Island. Drawing on data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period between 1990 and 2021, we delve into the intriguing relationship that has eluded researchers for years. Our findings reveal a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, leaving skeptics scratching their heads and dairy enthusiasts pondering the mysterious forces at play.

With the scent of gouda in the air, our research team embarked on this cheesy endeavor, eagerly hoping to unravel a curdled mystery that has lingered in the academic conscience. Surprisingly, as cottage cheese consumption rose, so did the number of motor vehicle thefts, painting a rather peculiar picture of correlation. As absurd as it may sound, our data indicates that for every pound of cottage cheese consumed, there was an increase in motor vehicle thefts, leading to a rather "grate" discovery in the realm of food-crime dynamics.

Perhaps it’s time to rethink the phrase "you are what you eat" to include your criminal tendencies. Our findings have left us with a cheese-covered grin, exemplifying the captivating nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena. This correlation may be where the saying “you Cheddar believe it” is most fitting, as we enter a new era of understanding the inexplicable interplay between dairy delights and vehicular felonies.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
"Gouda" evening, esteemed colleagues and connoisseurs of the curd! It is with both excitement and a healthy amount of disbelief that I present to you our groundbreaking research into the correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the charming state of Rhode Island. As the saying goes, "Where there's a whey, there's a cheese!"
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into the "whey-sty" corners of the academic world, seeking connections where none seem apparent. But little did we expect to stumble upon a correlation as unexpected as the one between cottage cheese and car crime. It seems that in the world of crime and dairy, there's more than meets the "rind."
The journey to uncover this correlation was not without its "pun-derful" moments. Picture us, surrounded by piles of data and mounds of cheese, brainstorming theories and hypotheses, all the while grappling with the surreal nature of our investigation. It was a "grate" challenge indeed!
In the realm of food-crime dynamics, the perplexing relationship we uncovered has left us as bewildered as a mouse pondering the existential question of why Swiss cheese has holes. On one hand, we have the innocent, creamy delight of cottage cheese, and on the other, the nefarious act of vehicular theft. It truly makes one wonder, are we witnessing the birth of a new "curdinality" in the world of criminology?
Our study aims to transcend the typical "rind" of academic pursuits, offering a glimpse into the enigmatic interplay between dietary preferences and criminal behaviors. We invite you to join us on this whimsical journey where the scientifically improbable becomes the "brie-lliantly" real. After all, in the words of Dorothy Parker, "Where's your will to be "feta"?"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the data collected from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period between 1990 and 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. The correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and an r-squared value of 0.9142230 highlight the robustness of the relationship we observed. As any cheese aficionado will appreciate, these statistical findings are as sharp as a well-aged cheddar.

Figure 1 presents a scatterplot depicting the striking correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, leaving little room for doubt about the unexpected connection. It's a sight to "brie"hold!

It's not every day that researchers stumble upon a correlation as catchy as this one. It's like finding the perfect pairing of wine and cheese - only in this case, it's crime and cheese. And speaking of pairing, this correlation is so strong, it's got us thinking about starting a new crime-fighting duo: the "Cheese Crusaders."

The significant p-value of less than 0.01 adds weight to our findings, making it clear that there's more to this correlation than mere coincidence. It's enough to make one say, "It's not easy being cheesy, but it may lead to some "gouda" crime-solving."

In conclusion, our study has illuminated a curiously strong relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, shedding light on an unusual dynamic that perhaps no one saw coming. This finding may pave the whey for future research into the surprising influence of dairy products on criminal behavior. Who knew that delving into curds and crimes would leave us feeling both puzzled and amused, ready to embrace the unexpected twists of academic inquiry?

We may have started off with a "cheesy" hypothesis, but the hard data has churned out some intriguing results that demand further examination. As the saying goes, "When in doubt, whey-t for the evidence."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the peculiar correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Rhode Island. Drawing on data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period between 1990 and 2021, we delve into the intriguing relationship that has eluded researchers for years. Our findings reveal a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, leaving skeptics scratching their heads and dairy enthusiasts pondering the mysterious forces at play.

With the scent of gouda in the air, our research team embarked on this cheesy endeavor, eagerly hoping to unravel a curdled mystery that has lingered in the academic conscience. Surprisingly, as cottage cheese consumption rose, so did the number of motor vehicle thefts, painting a rather peculiar picture of correlation. As absurd as it may sound, our data indicates that for every pound of cottage cheese consumed, there was an increase in motor vehicle thefts, leading to a rather "grate" discovery in the realm of food-crime dynamics.

Perhaps it’s time to rethink the phrase "you are what you eat" to include your criminal tendencies. Our findings have left us with a cheese-covered grin, exemplifying the captivating nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena. This correlation may be where the saying “you Cheddar believe it” is most fitting, as we enter a new era of understanding the inexplicable interplay between dairy delights and vehicular felonies.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith (2005) in "Dairy Delights: A Study of Cheese Consumption and Its Socioeconomic Implications" explores the various dimensions of cheese consumption and its impact on society. While their work primarily focuses on the broader aspects of cheese consumption, some hints at the intriguing relationship between dairy products and criminal activities are peppered throughout the text. As they delve into the socioeconomic implications of cheese, one cannot help but wonder if beneath the creamy surface lies a darker, more sinister layer of criminal machinations.
Speaking of sinister layers, it seems that our study has uncovered a "gouda" deal of information connecting cottage cheese consumption with motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. As Doe et al. (2012) exemplify in "Dairy Dynamics: Unveiling the Mysteries of Cheese and Crime," the intertwining of dairy consumption and criminal behavior is not one to be taken lightly. Their survey of cheese and crime data hints at a correlation that transcends mere happenstance, leaving readers to question the curiously clandestine forces at play.
Now, it may seem as if we're "milking" this connection for all it's worth, but the evidence is as clear as day - or should we say, as clear as a fresh batch of cottage cheese. Jones and Smith's (2018) research in "Fromage Fables: An Exploration of Dairy-induced Misdeeds" presents a thorough investigation into the criminal propensities associated with cheese-related consumption. While their work predominantly focuses on a broader spectrum of cheese-related transgressions, it bears striking resemblance to the peculiar correlation we have stumbled upon.
In our search for relevant literature, we found ourselves knee-deep in a "cheddar" hole, navigating the realm of non-fiction and fiction alike. From Sarah Miller's "Cheese and Misdemeanors" to Michael Dairy's "Curds and Crimes: An Investigative Gouda," it's evident that the fascination with dairy-related delinquency knows no bounds. These works, albeit fictional, mirror the uncanny nature of our findings and offer a "whey-rrific" avenue for further exploration into the dairy-crime nexus.
But wait - there's "feta"! Our deep dive into the world of social media uncovered a tweet by an anonymous user claiming, "I never trust anyone who eats cottage cheese. It's like they're always up to something – probably stealing cars." While this may seem like a tongue-in-cheek remark, we couldn't help but note the resonance it found with our own findings. Could it be that cottage cheese consumption serves as a subtle indicator of vehicular larceny? "Curds" your enthusiasm, skeptical reader, for this discovery may just be the tip of the iceberg - or should we say, the tip of the cheese wheel.
As we navigate the quirky landscape of dairy-induced crime, it becomes increasingly clear that the relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts is no laughing matter - though the "pun-dits" among us would beg to differ!

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data collected from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period between 1990 and 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. The correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and an r-squared value of 0.9142230 highlight the robustness of the relationship we observed. As any cheese aficionado will appreciate, these statistical findings are as sharp as a well-aged cheddar.
Figure 1 presents a scatterplot depicting the striking correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, leaving little room for doubt about the unexpected connection. It's a sight to "brie"hold!
It's not every day that researchers stumble upon a correlation as catchy as this one. It's like finding the perfect pairing of wine and cheese - only in this case, it's crime and cheese. And speaking of pairing, this correlation is so strong, it's got us thinking about starting a new crime-fighting duo: the "Cheese Crusaders."
The significant p-value of less than 0.01 adds weight to our findings, making it clear that there's more to this correlation than mere coincidence. It's enough to make one say, "It's not easy being cheesy, but it may lead to some "gouda" crime-solving."
In conclusion, our study has illuminated a curiously strong relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, shedding light on an unusual dynamic that perhaps no one saw coming. This finding may pave the whey for future research into the surprising influence of dairy products on criminal behavior. Who knew that delving into curds and crimes would leave us feeling both puzzled and amused, ready to embrace the unexpected twists of academic inquiry?
We may have started off with a "cheesy" hypothesis, but the hard data has churned out some intriguing results that demand further examination. As the saying goes, "When in doubt, whey-t for the evidence."

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study offer compelling evidence supporting the unorthodox but striking correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. It's a discovery that may have even the most skeptical minds exclaiming, "Holy Swiss!" Our results not only echo the peculiar hints found in prior literature but also provide a firm foundation for future investigations into the curious intersection of dairy delight and criminal misdeeds.

It may seem like we're on a "crumbly" path, but the connection between dairy products and criminal tendencies has been discussed by researchers before. Our discovery of such a strong correlation coefficient and r-squared value aligns with the peculiar findings of Smith (2005), who subtly suggested a darker layer of criminal machinations beneath the creamy surface of cheese consumption. We can't help but wonder if they were onto something "gouda" after all.

Our results also align with the work of Doe et al. (2012) and Jones and Smith (2018), who grappled with the captivating but clandestine forces at play when it comes to dairy consumption and criminal behavior. It appears that our findings have uncovered a "grate" deal of information that further emphasizes the existence of a tangible connection between cheese-related consumption and criminal activities.

The scatterplot depicting the correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts is as clear as day, reminiscent of a well-aged cheddar. It's a sight to "brie"hold indeed! The robustness of this relationship, as evidenced by the strong correlation coefficient and r-squared value, is a testament to the unexpected interplay between seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Our results not only corroborate the peculiar hints found in prior research but also contribute to a growing body of evidence supporting the dairy-crime nexus. It's akin to uncovering a hidden layer of parmesan in a bowl of pasta - unexpected but undeniably there. Who knew that dairy products could have an impact as sharp as a well-aged cheddar on criminal behavior?

As we consider the implications of our findings, it becomes increasingly clear that the "gouda" dynamics of cheese consumption warrant further exploration and scrutiny. One might even say that the intersection of cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts promises new avenues of inquiry, challenging researchers to embrace the unexpected twists of academic exploration. After all, who knows what other mysterious correlations are waiting to be "un-wheeled" in the world of data analysis?

So, as we ponder the "curdled" mysteries of our findings, we are left with both a cheese-covered grin and a renewed sense of curiosity about the inexplicable interplay between dairy delights and vehicular felonies. It may be an unusual subject of study, but as every curious researcher knows, the unexpected often holds the most "whey-rrific" discoveries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the peculiar correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Rhode Island. Drawing on data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period between 1990 and 2021, we delve into the intriguing relationship that has eluded researchers for years. Our findings reveal a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, leaving skeptics scratching their heads and dairy enthusiasts pondering the mysterious forces at play.

With the scent of gouda in the air, our research team embarked on this cheesy endeavor, eagerly hoping to unravel a curdled mystery that has lingered in the academic conscience. Surprisingly, as cottage cheese consumption rose, so did the number of motor vehicle thefts, painting a rather peculiar picture of correlation. As absurd as it may sound, our data indicates that for every pound of cottage cheese consumed, there was an increase in motor vehicle thefts, leading to a rather "grate" discovery in the realm of food-crime dynamics.

Perhaps it’s time to rethink the phrase "you are what you eat" to include your criminal tendencies. Our findings have left us with a cheese-covered grin, exemplifying the captivating nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena. This correlation may be where the saying “you Cheddar believe it” is most fitting, as we enter a new era of understanding the inexplicable interplay between dairy delights and vehicular felonies.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
"Gouda" evening, esteemed colleagues and connoisseurs of the curd! It is with both excitement and a healthy amount of disbelief that I present to you our groundbreaking research into the correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the charming state of Rhode Island. As the saying goes, "Where there's a whey, there's a cheese!"
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into the "whey-sty" corners of the academic world, seeking connections where none seem apparent. But little did we expect to stumble upon a correlation as unexpected as the one between cottage cheese and car crime. It seems that in the world of crime and dairy, there's more than meets the "rind."
The journey to uncover this correlation was not without its "pun-derful" moments. Picture us, surrounded by piles of data and mounds of cheese, brainstorming theories and hypotheses, all the while grappling with the surreal nature of our investigation. It was a "grate" challenge indeed!
In the realm of food-crime dynamics, the perplexing relationship we uncovered has left us as bewildered as a mouse pondering the existential question of why Swiss cheese has holes. On one hand, we have the innocent, creamy delight of cottage cheese, and on the other, the nefarious act of vehicular theft. It truly makes one wonder, are we witnessing the birth of a new "curdinality" in the world of criminology?
Our study aims to transcend the typical "rind" of academic pursuits, offering a glimpse into the enigmatic interplay between dietary preferences and criminal behaviors. We invite you to join us on this whimsical journey where the scientifically improbable becomes the "brie-lliantly" real. After all, in the words of Dorothy Parker, "Where's your will to be "feta"?"

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data collected from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period between 1990 and 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island. The correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and an r-squared value of 0.9142230 highlight the robustness of the relationship we observed. As any cheese aficionado will appreciate, these statistical findings are as sharp as a well-aged cheddar.
Figure 1 presents a scatterplot depicting the striking correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, leaving little room for doubt about the unexpected connection. It's a sight to "brie"hold!
It's not every day that researchers stumble upon a correlation as catchy as this one. It's like finding the perfect pairing of wine and cheese - only in this case, it's crime and cheese. And speaking of pairing, this correlation is so strong, it's got us thinking about starting a new crime-fighting duo: the "Cheese Crusaders."
The significant p-value of less than 0.01 adds weight to our findings, making it clear that there's more to this correlation than mere coincidence. It's enough to make one say, "It's not easy being cheesy, but it may lead to some "gouda" crime-solving."
In conclusion, our study has illuminated a curiously strong relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, shedding light on an unusual dynamic that perhaps no one saw coming. This finding may pave the whey for future research into the surprising influence of dairy products on criminal behavior. Who knew that delving into curds and crimes would leave us feeling both puzzled and amused, ready to embrace the unexpected twists of academic inquiry?
We may have started off with a "cheesy" hypothesis, but the hard data has churned out some intriguing results that demand further examination. As the saying goes, "When in doubt, whey-t for the evidence."

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

The correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island has left us with enough "whey"rd thoughts to fill a cheeseboard. Our findings not only demonstrate a remarkably strong statistical relationship but also highlight the need for further investigation into the "grate" impact of dairy products on criminal behavior.

As we wrap up this cheesy investigation, it's clear that there's no "de-brie-ating" the significance of our results. The unexpected link we've uncovered may lead future researchers down a "provolone" path of discovery, uncovering new facets of the food-crime dynamic that have been previously overlooked.

So, is cottage cheese the new accomplice to vehicular felonies? It seems our research has "feta" possible avenues for future exploration in understanding the curious interplay between diet and crime. Perhaps it's time for law enforcement to add a "wheely" good snack to their crime-solving toolkit.

In light of our findings, we assert that no further research is "cheddar"ly necessary in this area—at least for now. As we bid adieu to this curiously "gouda" endeavor, we hope it serves as a reminder that the world of academia is limitless, allowing for unexpected findings that challenge our preconceptions and leave us with "brie-lliant" insights.



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

International Journal of Dairy Criminology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The International Institute for Dairy Deviance Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Curds and Crimes: Exploring the Cheesy Connection Between Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Rhode Island with an abstract of This paper explores the peculiar correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Rhode Island. Drawing on data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period between 1990 and 2021, we delve into the intriguing relationship that has eluded researchers for years. Our findings reveal a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9561501 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, leaving skeptics scratching their heads and dairy enthusiasts pondering the mysterious forces at play.
With the scent of gouda in the air, our research team embarked on this cheesy endeavor, eagerly hoping to unravel a curdled mystery that has lingered in the academic conscience. Surprisingly, as cottage cheese consumption rose, so did the number of motor vehicle thefts, painting a rather peculiar picture of correlation. As absurd as it may sound, our data indicates that for every pound of cottage cheese consumed, there was an increase in motor vehicle thefts, leading to a rather "grate" discovery in the realm of food-crime dynamics.
Perhaps it’s time to rethink the phrase "you are what you eat" to include your criminal tendencies. Our findings have left us with a cheese-covered grin, exemplifying the captivating nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena. This correlation may be where the saying “you Cheddar believe it” is most fitting, as we enter a new era of understanding the inexplicable interplay between dairy delights and vehicular felonies.

ChatGPT:

cottage cheese consumption, motor vehicle thefts, correlation, Rhode Island, USDA data, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, food-crime dynamics

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Data details

Cottage cheese consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of Cottage cheese in the US
Source: USDA
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Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island
Detailed data title: The motor vehicle theft rate per 100,000 residents in Rhode Island
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island

Correlation r = 0.9561501 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9142230 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 91.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Cottage cheese consumption) over the 32 years from 1990 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.51E-17. 0.0000000000000000150845776720
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 1.51E-15% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 66,292,873,539,058,400 random variables You don't actually need 66 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 31 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 31 because we have two variables measured over a period of 32 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.91, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Cottage cheese consumption (Pounds per person)3.33.23.12.92.82.72.62.62.62.62.62.62.62.62.72.72.62.62.32.42.32.32.32.12.12.12.22.12.12.121.9
Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island (Motor Vehicle Theft rate)954.4794.1742.6646.3519.9440.8464.3425387.6406.9445475.9456.4407.7377.6409.9338302304.8228.1228.3226.1250.6212.6173.9131.3104.3140.5145.3128.8142.7150.6




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




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Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([3.3,3.2,3.1,2.9,2.8,2.7,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.7,2.7,2.6,2.6,2.3,2.4,2.3,2.3,2.3,2.1,2.1,2.1,2.2,2.1,2.1,2.1,2,1.9,])
array_2 = np.array([954.4,794.1,742.6,646.3,519.9,440.8,464.3,425,387.6,406.9,445,475.9,456.4,407.7,377.6,409.9,338,302,304.8,228.1,228.3,226.1,250.6,212.6,173.9,131.3,104.3,140.5,145.3,128.8,142.7,150.6,])
array_1_name = "Cottage cheese consumption"
array_2_name = "Motor vehicle thefts in Rhode Island"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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